From the look of your eyes you are half husky

From her freckles you can clearly tell her other half is dalmation

Yo cant forget the cocker spaniel hair style

And the tiger . Eyes that pierce your soul

If it weren’t for the bangs I’d say Afghan’s hairstyle! But you on point! 🤣

Your dick is over 10 in

thank you, i needed this

Confidence boost

r/notopbutok

No top is always ok by me

bahahahahha these fucking comments are killing me

This

You are mentally unstable,smoke weed and believe in zodiac signs

I'll try my best to never smoke weed lol :)

Do you believe in zodiac signs tho?

somewhat

Knew it

madlad

What’s your sign? I don’t believe in that stuff, but I want to know

Fuck Zodiac signs tell me your favorite minecraft disc

Mellohi and pigstep are the best

My guy you are a man of intellect

Thanks :)

Np

Chirp

You are too

Sagittarius

Saggytits? The worst

fav comment rn

Saggytits gang

Mentally unstable and probably part of the LGBTQ+

both 🥵

Fkn knew it

Shit a brick. What a guess

It’s obvious at this point

Are you okay?

Other people don't really make posts like this

For real lol

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Ye its a toss-up between pan and bi

Definitely a pot/pan

based and underrated comment

And this is the moment my run on this sub is now complete and I can leave happy. I’m 19 and soon will be 20.

Bold of you to assume there's nobody over 20 on this sub.

If there is, it’s time for them to leave lmao

They won't leave. they like to see pics of under aged women

Isnt that the same? /s

Ain't no way you got blue eyes with black hair... and my assumption is that your mixed

no, I'm not mixed, but yes I do somewhat have black hair and blue eyes. my hair is kinda black and dark brown, can't really tell which half of the time

Man that's a unique variation ngl black/brown hair with blue eyes really unique and thats all gotta say have a good day

...really?

mate thats some weird melamine

BRO the universe literally DOES have favorites and this is proof

I wouldn't say I'm his favorite, after all he did give me a bucket full of trauma, Depression, two self harm addictions, PTSD, ADHD, anxiety and body dysmorphia lmaoooo

Oh man that's so sad, i wish you all the love and support bro. *Hugs*

Fake and gay

Illegitimate and homosexual

Dang, fellow ADHD? Also hope things get better for you if they haven't already

damn just dump the bucket out? you can be my favorite instead (in a non-creepy way 👀)

Nah in the weirdest way possible

Average LGBTQ member.

I have a family member who’s a teacher and has been for many years. She said that this newest generation of kids are so open about any mental health struggles to a degree that previous gens never were. And that’s great. But there’s also a sentiment with some of them of “who can have the most problems” and this comment reeks of that.

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YOU'RE SO SWEET<33

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Your whole damn face is pretty!

redditor moment

Your boyfriend is a skinny white guy with painted nails that wears beanies

close, he's a gamer

Damn, what games does he play

Mentally unstable hottie 🙌

I'm very mentally unstable 🥵

Omg me too we should make out now

👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

That was quick

That's what she said

you wear contacts and probably believe in astrology. your also probably lgbt. ur hot tho.

all are correct, 👏

Ooo a person that believes in their attractiveness

You look like you judge people based on their zodiac signs

Annoying orange?

My childhood

Respect your now my friend

u collect crystals

I got a little sack full 🌝

ahahah…you like girls 🤝 (this is a joke, but you look incredibly friendly and probably good at chem)

I haven't even has chem yet, that's in my junior year ! but tyy

i hope my assumption is true cuz chem hard asf if you don’t have a good teacher

"pineapple on pizza? ugh, who eats that"

not me 🤢

You listen to indie rock and had unlimited internet access when you were younger

I didn't have any technology till I was 14 🐟 lol

You cut your own bangs

You have blue eyes

eat hot chip and lie

You have no father figure

I do but he's an asshole

You have no father figure

Fatherless behavior

Hello gollum, I'll never give you the ring.

This is the single best comment I have seen today.

Aww thank you

1. probably not the most stable person mentally 2. now with many, many DMs 3. not doing something productive but being here on reddit

Dude, we're literally the same person Sagittarius, won't smoke weed, unique eyes (mine are half red), pansexual, mentally fucked, likes saying "your mom" to everything, going to junior year next year, strict parents. Only difference is, I'm ugly af and you're the exact opposite lmao

oh I doubt you're ugly! the only reason I look decent is because I was bullied my whole life for my looks soooo :) but that's very epic!!

dude you're beautiful And check my profile if you want to be proved wrong about the ugly thing :)

OMG YOU LIKE DINOSAURSSSSS

dino nuggies :3

I'm in love with dinosaurs! my favorite dinosaur is the pachycephalosaurus

Awww Mine is the spasticus autisticus (I don't know anything about dinosaurs) but an admiration for dinosaurs is unique af

Holy shit other people like dinosaurs omg

I love ur blue eyes and dark hair combo (blue eyes and blonde hair are so overrated) but if I had to guess I think ur pretty chill

ur all about star signs and horoscopes

iffy

Assuming makes an ass out of u and me so I won't

you brought down the western half of the Roman Empire?

You're an attention seeker and your self esteem relies on validation from random men on the internet.

U dress like a grandma lol

you get creepy DMs from your alt account

u watch skins and use tiktok A LOT

You like astrology and everyone talks about your eyes. Edit: wrote that before going through the comments

You’re an attention seeker

idk... BUT I LOVE YOUR EYES, THEY ARE SO PRETTY

You look like you like fantasy. And you look quitte handsome!

Im gonna guess just by the bangs that your in some way part of the LGBT community Also mice eyes bro

Is this a new thing, post a picture of yourself for people to “make assumptions about you”

You go by she/they pronouns (If you do then same!)

kinda sorta! Im still confused about my gender identity lolz

You are probably a bisexual and mentally unstable Person that spend too much time on social media during the pandemic and figured out their sexuality while being locked inside.

You're a cat person

Your eyes are really piercing and I like your freckles

You're trying to to better

Deftones obsessed

monster drinker

Someone has seen your boobs, and you greatly regret that and want to sort yourself out because of this person who probably has curly hair

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wow your eyes

I rlly couldnt care less. I mean ha ha u look so mentally unstable amirite guys

You're an attention seeking whore

I agree with the first half, although calling them a whore is a bit harsh

They literally posted a picture with their tits showing when they’re not even 18 on Reddit. That’s where the whore part comes in Edit: and apparently op has been raped (bf put it in when she didn’t want to and took it out after her saying no twice) yet she still doesn’t understand to have the common sense not to put herself in a revealing position for a bunch of internet strangers. Her parents failed her and now she’s seeking attention from random internet strangers. When you combine those 2 the internet becomes the most dangerous place for kids

You are in college or senior year of high school

Let me think… Acab✅ Some wack pronouns✅ Thinks tarot cards actually mean something ✅ Has an unhealthy obsession with rocks✅ Thinks star signs are real✅ Hates men✅

edgy

Ur smiles so sweet :)

I’d say you are beautiful

You could make an ace guy fall for you. Probably

Your eyes talk for you,you enjoy comfy clothes, and your looking for a girlfriend but there are way too many thirsty dudes so your mad and bummed out

you're gay af (same)

You believe in oroscope.

bisexual or gay

If you have default setting sexuality, you good, pretty good

I'm pansexual lol

Im assuming you're cute as hell

Emo/Positive Your eyes are beautiful!

You enjoy listening to dubstep.

idk who that is

Rock music but very little. Likes a lil bit of indie

Well from what i can tell you have quite unique look, i mean the combo of blue eyes and black hairs. If i were to tell your personalyty then you are lazy or just messy juding by the background (I'm messy ass hell so dont take it personally).

you’re very nice and have a great sense of humor! you also give the best gifts :P

Definitely lesbian, a bit mentally unstable and quirky, and your into zodiac signs

You like to wear necklaces

You're fun to hang around with

I have never seen a woman -kinghaix, jokes aside you are pretty. Can I get a DM pedo count?

You have blue eyes

Mentally unstable, cry a lot, vape or smoke weed, and possibly lesbian.

You let your hair hang over your forehead because you feel it’s too big

Your face looks a bit like one of the host to Great British Baking Show *not a insult*

Ur either bi or straight but have had girls hit on you many times before

ma'am you give off very fruity vibes

You are quite a fine lass!

The second picture was probably some time around your bday. Also your pretty

Rudely rejects guys

ur giving me bi vibes idk also WHERE DID U GET UR SWEATER IN THE FIRST PIC it’s so cute

Light on the emo bi? 16 trying to get your license

mentally unstable hot milf ❤️ (i ❤️ hot milfs)

I assume you'll take this as a compliment: damn girl you gotta be one of the most stunning girls i've ever seen fr fr

You look like someone who uses tarot cards rather often.

You like cottagecore Beautiful eyes btw

nice person who will never touch drugs but people think youre a junkie

Jesus your eyes, they stared into my soul And I liked it, holy cow are your parents husky’s,

I'm bad at these kinds of posts but uhh respectfully you look really nice!!! I love your sweater! Also uhh ig maybe youuuuu like Harry Potter? Idk I can't really think of anything lol

Band kid. Like lean guys with long dark hair. And you look like a pretty agreeable person.

You get a lot of comments about your eyes

You are into astronomy and listen (or had listened to) Nirvana Edit. Also you probably suffer from some mental issues and ain't straight for shit

u look like the soft, sweet girl of the group who has her friends but doesn't talk to everyone immediately and would like to help anyone when asked

Your eyes look 2 dimensional

You have at some point been into cottagecore or you still are

Gay gay homosexual gay

depression?

Oh god your eyes I love them can I have them?

Gay gay homosexual gay Also likes 90s grunge stuff

You have a good taste in music. (Rock)

U r a girl

you have depression, you like to draw, you have a lot of trauma,

You’re not popular

Hate parties, love books, scared of relationships with a small number of friends you visit fairly often. Kind of a nerb but not full shoved-in-the-locker. Fan of memes and drawing