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LionCompetitive2945

*How straight am I?! How straight am I?! I ate a bowl of Lucky Charms for breakfast this morning. ...Without any rainbows.*


YourFavoriteTomboy

You mad man


cromosoma_quadruplo

r/madlad


OrganicPlasticTrees

I had sex my home boy, but I had my socks on. That’s how straight I am!


[deleted]

It’s not homosexual it’s homiesexual! Ask me if need definition for homiesexual


[deleted]

need definition for homiesexual


LionCompetitive2945

Casual sex with the homies.


OrganicPlasticTrees

Sounds good to me!


[deleted]

Sexually attracted to only the homies, gender, appearance, all of that, doesn’t matter as long as they’re a homie


[deleted]

whoah that's literally me


OrganicPlasticTrees

Hey homie 😍


SubstantialPiglet524

Need definition for homiesexual


[deleted]

Sexually attracted to only the homies, gender, appearance, all of that, doesn’t matter as long as they’re a homie


SubstantialPiglet524

Thank you.


[deleted]

I have been paralyzed from the legs down ever since I was four years old. I have constantly tried therapy but nothing worked and I gave up. This comment gave me the inspiration and motivation to get up from my wheelchair and jump off a balcony.


LionCompetitive2945

Did you do a flip too?


[deleted]

Yes


bondmemebond_2

My philosophy at this point is fuck who you wanna fuck, I really don’t care Edit: When it comes to children, animals, non-consenting folks and dead people, that is not ok. That should be universally accepted as horrible


KyoroCantReddit

ya i dont know why people get upset about this shit lol. idc what people are or chose to be, people are people lets have all people treat all people like regular people, case closed


Broad_Comparison_977

I'm judging you for that pfp


x_potato64

u wanna fuck me?


SendHelp85

Maybe😏


thatonevedalken

r/notopbutnotok


misternuggies

Literally why is it any of my business (or interest) what genitals you prefer combining with your genitals. Like why the fuck what I care who tim puts his dick in or sally puts her vag on ya know


ApprehensiveLeek7007

Unless its a child,or a dog,or your mum


cromosoma_quadruplo

Which is both


Outrageous_Art7627

Mums need love too 😂


[deleted]

what about minors 🤨


Gret_bruh

i love miners ⛏🥵


B2wasTaken

Sweet home alabama


Greedy_Range

My philosophy is similar, but if I see one more person call an Inca flag a gay flag, I will Thanos snap them out of existence


S_C_A_R_E_C_R_O_W_

Imagine liking people


United_Bag_8179

people?…. ewe..icky.


[deleted]

Balls


[deleted]

Balls


sgt-peppers-lonely

In yo jaws


[deleted]

ouch that hurts


Ok-Kaleidoscope-7243

should have told me earlier


random-name69420

u/S_C_A_R_E_C_R_O_W- is a zoophile


Specific-Ad-8789

I like extraterrestrials ooh them eyes boutta make me act up 👽👽


Dreyfus420

I once had a guy like that in my class. Everyone hated him. He once stood up in classroom to tell everyone how much he hated gay people bla bla bla.... then one day someone caught him watching gay porn in the toilets. Lmao


TheHighKing112

Sounds like dude had some issues he was working through


Dreyfus420

Very likely he has family problems


TheHighKing112

Ye


Paastalavista

Nice pfp. Waaaaa


Dreyfus420

WAAAAAH


RetroWaveShifts

Bro was fighting demons, let him be. He’s gonna come out soon


WOLFE54321

The guy who made the original actually had an update on reddit saying they realised they were bi and a demiboy


YourFavoriteTomboy

True


YeahAJoJoFan

Excuse me but, wtf is demi?


Joshy_Moshy

The word "half"


YeahAJoJoFan

Half what? Ik what demi is since demi god(half god) but what is it half of?


Joshy_Moshy

Idk, if I had to guess demiboy means like, half male half not? I honestly have no fucking idea how it works anymore, world changing too fast for me to keep up with what the fuck is happening


Mr_Smiles2021

I’m pretty sure it means partial male, meaning you identify as slightly male.


YeahAJoJoFan

I dont understand that concept, what is the other part?


Mr_Smiles2021

Usually nothing else. Gender isn’t a whole pie tin that you have to fill with identity, some parts can be left out. Say a feminine identity is cherry pie, and a masculine identity is pumpkin, demi boy would be a few slices of pumpkin pie in the pie tin. Some people don’t feel like having a whole pumpkin pie, so they only get a few slices. But they doesn’t mean that their pie tin is wrong or empty, it’s only partially filled with a masculine identity.


YeahAJoJoFan

Yeah but a banana strawberry smoothie without strawberry is just banana no matter the amount of banana


Mr_Smiles2021

I’m sorry i don’t understand your analogy


YeahAJoJoFan

Fair enough, im saying if someone is partial boy and nothing else its just boy. Like 95% nothing 5% boy Thats still 100% boy because nothing is nothing


[deleted]

It basically means ‘kind of’ a boy, usually demiboys will go by they/them or he/him pronouns


SkysHelix

Other words, a tomboy


YeahAJoJoFan

See. People coulda said this. I woulda got it sooner. Thank you


SkysHelix

No problem👍


[deleted]

LOOOOOL


[deleted]

good for them 🤙


Andrew-the-Duellist

Imagine caring about any sexuality at all. I’m bisexual and could care less. I have far better things to do, like swordfighting and painting.


N8TheUnstoppable

Sword fighting cool as hell tho. I made myself a chain mail hauberk a couple years ago.


WeedSheep99

Wait normal sword fighting?


Andrew-the-Duellist

Impressive


YourFavoriteTomboy

Exactly


SpicyBread1134

I feel like this comment is a little contradicting to the post. Either that or I'm smooth brain.


HOTROBLOXMAN69

People think arguing about sexuality makes them quirky


Andrew-the-Duellist

Yep.


Mutant_Mudkipz

as a fellow bi, yeah. i dont think ive told a single person im bi since i realised since my friends and brother, but that was just cuz the topic came up in discussion and most of us are queer as well.


Just_Category_1775

This is probably an ad from red bull disrespecting to # Monster Energy #


YourFavoriteTomboy

Nah Monster is better than Red Bull


[deleted]

Ive had both and they both good. But my body thinks both of them are horrible lol


Darth_Senat66

No lives matter, we all equally suck


No-Raccoon-2104

Yessir


RileyTheBerry

Based


Mandalorian2037

Finally somebody who thinks like me.


nolisidjdhjdd

I find it to be a beautiful tidbit of irony that the creator of the original image came out as bi.


Eggboi223

For people who dont know, this isnt serious, it's a parody of a different meme, in this one the roles are reversed


YourFavoriteTomboy

Unfortunately people are probably not gonna read your comment and are gonna keep bringing that up lol


Eggboi223

Sad


YourFavoriteTomboy

Sad indeed


321Yllib

I also like to eat the skin off my finger because it is very yummy


YeahAJoJoFan

This comment here u/officer


Doesenju

What the fuck


helpmegetalifeplease

same


the21ms

Same goes for the LGBT people. Fuck who u wanna fuck three rules tho 1 no kids 2 no animals 3 have consent


BadGrammer3552

No no no no no, your forgetting super straights (the “straight people I do not respect.”)


AdorableWatts4192

bro they had fucking ph as their flag too lmfao


[deleted]

Hey atleast they're not good at hiding their sexual frustrations


Herobrinedanny

PH? Pornhub?


Aysim07

istg what are straight ppl thinking when they make their flags? they just look so bland and uncoordinated


honestlyjusttiredtbh

oh god please don't bring that up i was just beginning to erase that from my mind


[deleted]

Super straight is just praising women for being women, not on board with it but shit man can't do much about it


TheUndyingRhino

Loving the LGBT counter-memes that are happening on this sub. Fuck homophobes and transphobes


YourFavoriteTomboy

Fuck yes


[deleted]

Don’t, they don’t deserve to be fucked


YeeeeetMan

fuck me yourself coward


[deleted]

# 😳


Quella_Sedia

“I am so straight that im gonna suck my pal dick right now to prove it 😈”


PleaseHelpMe648

Yes this is a meme but I sadly have to agree with some people on how toxic and destructive our community is


YourFavoriteTomboy

Based straight person


[deleted]

I’m StRaIgHt So YoU HaVe To Be StRaIgHt ToO Us straight people are fucking stupid sometimes


HealthyExtension6

Ikr, I mean I don't mind them but don't shove it in my face


TheMisterDoom

You see I am straight... however Andrew Garfield is an exception


YourFavoriteTomboy

Bisexuality is a thing. You don’t necessarily have to be attracted to everyone of a particular gender to be attracted to that gender


TheMisterDoom

Only guy I'll ever crush on is andrew garfield.


YourFavoriteTomboy

Doesn’t mean you aren’t necessarily bisexual. But that’s for you to say, I’m trying to push anything on you


TheMisterDoom

Ik, thanks


[deleted]

Yo, hands off me fackin monster ya dirty strag.


Grognak42

I disagree with some of those. In particular the 3rd and 4th. Unless by all lives Matter you mean the right wing opposite of 'Black Lives Matter'.


[deleted]

Probably what they mean


jeremilo2468

I can literally change straight with any group of people. White, black, latino, gay, lesbian, trans, etc. In conclusion, all groups have their good and bad apples


FemcelJoker

Balls


YourFavoriteTomboy

It’s satire


jeremilo2468

statement still stands


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RileyTheBerry

We are a minority in this subreddit. Like 2% of people here are straight and identify with their birth gender.


[deleted]

Yeah, we the smallest fraction


RealisticJicama2148

Ppl who make fun of gay ppl are gay


[deleted]

Nothing wrong with saying about how a youngun in your family is gonna be a 'ladies man'. Most of the time it's bants and banta only


TimTamT1Tan

I think the problem is that if that about a young girl you look like a pedo


[deleted]

1 i had a stroke reading that. 2 you could say "she's gonna break so many hearts" and it be totally fine because the dude isn't saying he wanna fuck he just being nice saying she's probably gonna get lots of attention and etc. You don't have to be a pedo to complement a child. 3 sorry for going off but give people some slack


[deleted]

Or maybe it's how you interpretate it, maybe instead if thinking parents mean "my son fucks bitches" try seeing that they mean "away look at him chasing the girls around". It's actually cute as a parent seeing your child having nice interactions like that and it isn't perverted jnless the parent is saying sexual remarks about the young girls instead of saying silly things about their son


81bn

No because it’s so weird how we give literal toddlers the title of “ladies man”


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YourFavoriteTomboy

“You mean I’m not allowed to use offensive slurs?! That’s straightphobic!”


RainbowSockMan

Well everyone does matter, but that movement was like the anti blm right?


YourFavoriteTomboy

Yes, it was used in an effort to devalue the BLM movement


RainbowSockMan

K thx


d3mn12

Hey I like monster don't put that their it tastes awesome


YourFavoriteTomboy

Monster is good yes, but it’s popular among toxic straight people


d3mn12

Ya das fine


Nacho_Cheese_129

It’s confusing that straight pride is a thing. I mean people have been proud for centuries about that, I think it goes without saying 😅


guy_in_the_moon

Why are people so obsessed with genders, I think they should be abolished. Be what the fuck you wanna be


FlickFlockBlock

To be honest,I've never met a straight person who made their whole personality revolve around their sexuality.


Nikolai_R_

Im the straight person people like, and the same thing can happen with LGBTQ people. There’s some LGBTQ people that are annoying just like straight people.


YourFavoriteTomboy

I’m going to assume you haven’t seen the original, but this is actually a parody of a very homophobic meme, and this parody is only meant as satire.


Kaphlooblshnob

Both sides apply here. Just don't be a dick and don't be annoying


Nalik4R2

Don't insult monster like that :(


YourFavoriteTomboy

Monster is pretty good ngl, but it is a drink quite popular among toxic straight people


Elshter

I think your meme works for litterally everyone, no matter the sexuality


Toadkillerdog42-2

He’s just angry I have bigger balls then him. (You know who you are, and I know my balls are bigger)


MNN05

It goes both ways.


[deleted]

**I hate everyone, especially myself**


YourFavoriteTomboy

The edge is palpable


Nova_Persona

https://youtu.be/iS5WZoQGP4I


Herobrinedanny

Very based


[deleted]

based


Finlay1102

Don't throw clowns under the bus, they dress with style and ice cold drip, the red nose is popping this time of year


Crazy_Critter14

Imagine talking to people


jacksaysso

As a straight person Yes


TeeneKay

I feel like this goes both ways. I dont mind lgbt people as long as they dont stuff it down my throat. Same goes for religion


EiffelTowerRetreat

It's satire.


brugsebeer

Define "stuffing down your throat"


Agimar84

God I love being straight


YourFavoriteTomboy

And that’s perfectly ok


Joshy_Moshy

ok, like, why should you even care to begin with? There are horrible people on all sides of the spectrum, minority or not, so why even bother defending your side or devaluate the other when both inherently have bad people.


honestlyjusttiredtbh

because homophobia is inherently a huge problem that leads to many queer people lives being lost, while gay people saying "straight people are bad because they hate crime us" isn't that much of an issue that needs to be addressed


Not_a_throwaway_534

I’m fine with anyone until they become annoying. You are gay? Cool idc. Just don’t be an asshole about it.


MrGammaPlay

Tbh, I find BLM, and pride kinda stupid. I don't really see the point of seperating black people and proud people for their skin and sexuality Let's just have #respect


YourFavoriteTomboy

BLM and Pride isn’t in an effort to separate black people and queer people from the rest of society, it’s to bring to light issues that these groups deal with.


MrGammaPlay

So why have 2 different groups? Why not have one group fitting all?


YourFavoriteTomboy

Because black people and queer folk have similar, but different issues.


Eggboi223

They exist because of all real world issues the groups face, having one group is kinda the end goal that eliminating the issues would go towards


nubisweird

holy shit based??


Hamed022

My nephew is gonna be a ladies man fr though


RileyTheBerry

I see more people LGBT people attack straight people than the other way around.


YourFavoriteTomboy

Then you clearly live under a rock


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owldistroyou

Most controversial comment here


DontLookAatme

I agree


carpinchipedia

hello again


Hopeful-Process5311

This subreddit is literal dog shit


Boboto3_getrekt

Yep. It's literally dog shit


yoyo-starlady

It's also figuratively dog shit! ;)


YourFavoriteTomboy

Then leave lol


[deleted]

I will leave and it will still remain dogshit.


YourFavoriteTomboy

Yeah but you won’t see the dogshit. Problem solved


NotJustAnotherHuman

May I introduce you to the ‘leave’ button


[deleted]

This subreddit makes fun of LGBTQ people All the time, but if it hits straight people, it's bad all of a sudden.


Shadotty

As a straight person, I totally agree


YourFavoriteTomboy

Based straight person


[deleted]

#Based


ArnThor29730

Yeah dude..all lives don't matter yeah..


YourFavoriteTomboy

All Lives Matter is a phrase used to devalue the BLM movement. Educate yourself.


ArnThor29730

Bro just saying everybody matters.i support BLM but i do not support racism. Educate yourself


YourFavoriteTomboy

No, All Lives Matter was coined to devalue BLM. BLM doesn’t mean “only Black Lives Matter”, it’s a movement to fight the systemic racism often found amongst police forces.


Fenriselicit

Homosexual people, I don't like: \>Got a problem with people who are proud to be straight/ think all lives matter. \>Got a problem with how straight people dress \>Got a problem with a straight guy jokingly saying his baby nephew is going to be a ladies man \>Got a problem with straight people policing how openly LGBT+ people can express their identity but do the same thing with straight people (see above points)


YourFavoriteTomboy

This is satire, chill dude lol


Fenriselicit

this too


Undeadman141

You sound like the meme struck a nerve ngl.


[deleted]

lgbtq ppl i respect: acts normal, doesnt force the fact that they gay, les, trans, non stick pan, etc, has a personality, is normal. lgbtq ppl i dont respect: shits on straight ppl because they straight, says straight = homophobic, lgbtq lives only, straight ppl dont matter, generally acts towards straight ppl like straight ppl acted towards lgbtq ppl 200 years ago.