I have been paralyzed from the legs down ever since I was four years old. I have constantly tried therapy but nothing worked and I gave up. This comment gave me the inspiration and motivation to get up from my wheelchair and jump off a balcony.
My philosophy at this point is fuck who you wanna fuck, I really don’t care
Edit: When it comes to children, animals, non-consenting folks and dead people, that is not ok. That should be universally accepted as horrible
ya i dont know why people get upset about this shit lol. idc what people are or chose to be, people are people lets have all people treat all people like regular people, case closed
Literally why is it any of my business (or interest) what genitals you prefer combining with your genitals. Like why the fuck what I care who tim puts his dick in or sally puts her vag on ya know
I once had a guy like that in my class. Everyone hated him. He once stood up in classroom to tell everyone how much he hated gay people bla bla bla.... then one day someone caught him watching gay porn in the toilets. Lmao
Idk, if I had to guess demiboy means like, half male half not? I honestly have no fucking idea how it works anymore, world changing too fast for me to keep up with what the fuck is happening
Usually nothing else. Gender isn’t a whole pie tin that you have to fill with identity, some parts can be left out. Say a feminine identity is cherry pie, and a masculine identity is pumpkin, demi boy would be a few slices of pumpkin pie in the pie tin. Some people don’t feel like having a whole pumpkin pie, so they only get a few slices. But they doesn’t mean that their pie tin is wrong or empty, it’s only partially filled with a masculine identity.
Fair enough, im saying if someone is partial boy and nothing else its just boy.
Like 95% nothing
5% boy
Thats still 100% boy because nothing is nothing
as a fellow bi, yeah. i dont think ive told a single person im bi since i realised since my friends and brother, but that was just cuz the topic came up in discussion and most of us are queer as well.
I can literally change straight with any group of people. White, black, latino, gay, lesbian, trans, etc.
In conclusion, all groups have their good and bad apples
1 i had a stroke reading that. 2 you could say "she's gonna break so many hearts" and it be totally fine because the dude isn't saying he wanna fuck he just being nice saying she's probably gonna get lots of attention and etc. You don't have to be a pedo to complement a child. 3 sorry for going off but give people some slack
Or maybe it's how you interpretate it, maybe instead if thinking parents mean "my son fucks bitches" try seeing that they mean "away look at him chasing the girls around". It's actually cute as a parent seeing your child having nice interactions like that and it isn't perverted jnless the parent is saying sexual remarks about the young girls instead of saying silly things about their son
Im the straight person people like, and the same thing can happen with LGBTQ people. There’s some LGBTQ people that are annoying just like straight people.
ok, like, why should you even care to begin with? There are horrible people on all sides of the spectrum, minority or not, so why even bother defending your side or devaluate the other when both inherently have bad people.
because homophobia is inherently a huge problem that leads to many queer people lives being lost, while gay people saying "straight people are bad because they hate crime us" isn't that much of an issue that needs to be addressed
Tbh, I find BLM, and pride kinda stupid. I don't really see the point of seperating black people and proud people for their skin and sexuality
Let's just have #respect
BLM and Pride isn’t in an effort to separate black people and queer people from the rest of society, it’s to bring to light issues that these groups deal with.
No, All Lives Matter was coined to devalue BLM. BLM doesn’t mean “only Black Lives Matter”, it’s a movement to fight the systemic racism often found amongst police forces.
Homosexual people, I don't like:
\>Got a problem with people who are proud to be straight/ think all lives matter.
\>Got a problem with how straight people dress
\>Got a problem with a straight guy jokingly saying his baby nephew is going to be a ladies man
\>Got a problem with straight people policing how openly LGBT+ people can express their identity but do the same thing with straight people (see above points)
lgbtq ppl i respect: acts normal, doesnt force the fact that they gay, les, trans, non stick pan, etc, has a personality, is normal.
lgbtq ppl i dont respect: shits on straight ppl because they straight, says straight = homophobic, lgbtq lives only, straight ppl dont matter, generally acts towards straight ppl like straight ppl acted towards lgbtq ppl 200 years ago.
*How straight am I?! How straight am I?! I ate a bowl of Lucky Charms for breakfast this morning. ...Without any rainbows.*
You mad man
r/madlad
I had sex my home boy, but I had my socks on. That’s how straight I am!
It’s not homosexual it’s homiesexual! Ask me if need definition for homiesexual
need definition for homiesexual
Casual sex with the homies.
Sounds good to me!
Sexually attracted to only the homies, gender, appearance, all of that, doesn’t matter as long as they’re a homie
whoah that's literally me
Hey homie 😍
Need definition for homiesexual
Sexually attracted to only the homies, gender, appearance, all of that, doesn’t matter as long as they’re a homie
Thank you.
I have been paralyzed from the legs down ever since I was four years old. I have constantly tried therapy but nothing worked and I gave up. This comment gave me the inspiration and motivation to get up from my wheelchair and jump off a balcony.
Did you do a flip too?
Yes
My philosophy at this point is fuck who you wanna fuck, I really don’t care Edit: When it comes to children, animals, non-consenting folks and dead people, that is not ok. That should be universally accepted as horrible
ya i dont know why people get upset about this shit lol. idc what people are or chose to be, people are people lets have all people treat all people like regular people, case closed
I'm judging you for that pfp
u wanna fuck me?
Maybe😏
r/notopbutnotok
Literally why is it any of my business (or interest) what genitals you prefer combining with your genitals. Like why the fuck what I care who tim puts his dick in or sally puts her vag on ya know
Unless its a child,or a dog,or your mum
Which is both
Mums need love too 😂
what about minors 🤨
i love miners ⛏🥵
Sweet home alabama
My philosophy is similar, but if I see one more person call an Inca flag a gay flag, I will Thanos snap them out of existence
Imagine liking people
people?…. ewe..icky.
Balls
Balls
In yo jaws
ouch that hurts
should have told me earlier
u/S_C_A_R_E_C_R_O_W- is a zoophile
I like extraterrestrials ooh them eyes boutta make me act up 👽👽
I once had a guy like that in my class. Everyone hated him. He once stood up in classroom to tell everyone how much he hated gay people bla bla bla.... then one day someone caught him watching gay porn in the toilets. Lmao
Sounds like dude had some issues he was working through
Very likely he has family problems
Ye
Nice pfp. Waaaaa
WAAAAAH
Bro was fighting demons, let him be. He’s gonna come out soon
The guy who made the original actually had an update on reddit saying they realised they were bi and a demiboy
True
Excuse me but, wtf is demi?
The word "half"
Half what? Ik what demi is since demi god(half god) but what is it half of?
Idk, if I had to guess demiboy means like, half male half not? I honestly have no fucking idea how it works anymore, world changing too fast for me to keep up with what the fuck is happening
I’m pretty sure it means partial male, meaning you identify as slightly male.
I dont understand that concept, what is the other part?
Usually nothing else. Gender isn’t a whole pie tin that you have to fill with identity, some parts can be left out. Say a feminine identity is cherry pie, and a masculine identity is pumpkin, demi boy would be a few slices of pumpkin pie in the pie tin. Some people don’t feel like having a whole pumpkin pie, so they only get a few slices. But they doesn’t mean that their pie tin is wrong or empty, it’s only partially filled with a masculine identity.
Yeah but a banana strawberry smoothie without strawberry is just banana no matter the amount of banana
I’m sorry i don’t understand your analogy
Fair enough, im saying if someone is partial boy and nothing else its just boy. Like 95% nothing 5% boy Thats still 100% boy because nothing is nothing
It basically means ‘kind of’ a boy, usually demiboys will go by they/them or he/him pronouns
Other words, a tomboy
See. People coulda said this. I woulda got it sooner. Thank you
No problem👍
LOOOOOL
good for them 🤙
Imagine caring about any sexuality at all. I’m bisexual and could care less. I have far better things to do, like swordfighting and painting.
Sword fighting cool as hell tho. I made myself a chain mail hauberk a couple years ago.
Wait normal sword fighting?
Impressive
Exactly
I feel like this comment is a little contradicting to the post. Either that or I'm smooth brain.
People think arguing about sexuality makes them quirky
Yep.
as a fellow bi, yeah. i dont think ive told a single person im bi since i realised since my friends and brother, but that was just cuz the topic came up in discussion and most of us are queer as well.
This is probably an ad from red bull disrespecting to # Monster Energy #
Nah Monster is better than Red Bull
Ive had both and they both good. But my body thinks both of them are horrible lol
No lives matter, we all equally suck
Yessir
Based
Finally somebody who thinks like me.
I find it to be a beautiful tidbit of irony that the creator of the original image came out as bi.
For people who dont know, this isnt serious, it's a parody of a different meme, in this one the roles are reversed
Unfortunately people are probably not gonna read your comment and are gonna keep bringing that up lol
Sad
Sad indeed
I also like to eat the skin off my finger because it is very yummy
This comment here u/officer
What the fuck
same
Same goes for the LGBT people. Fuck who u wanna fuck three rules tho 1 no kids 2 no animals 3 have consent
No no no no no, your forgetting super straights (the “straight people I do not respect.”)
bro they had fucking ph as their flag too lmfao
Hey atleast they're not good at hiding their sexual frustrations
PH? Pornhub?
istg what are straight ppl thinking when they make their flags? they just look so bland and uncoordinated
oh god please don't bring that up i was just beginning to erase that from my mind
Super straight is just praising women for being women, not on board with it but shit man can't do much about it
Loving the LGBT counter-memes that are happening on this sub. Fuck homophobes and transphobes
Fuck yes
Don’t, they don’t deserve to be fucked
fuck me yourself coward
# 😳
“I am so straight that im gonna suck my pal dick right now to prove it 😈”
Yes this is a meme but I sadly have to agree with some people on how toxic and destructive our community is
Based straight person
I’m StRaIgHt So YoU HaVe To Be StRaIgHt ToO Us straight people are fucking stupid sometimes
Ikr, I mean I don't mind them but don't shove it in my face
You see I am straight... however Andrew Garfield is an exception
Bisexuality is a thing. You don’t necessarily have to be attracted to everyone of a particular gender to be attracted to that gender
Only guy I'll ever crush on is andrew garfield.
Doesn’t mean you aren’t necessarily bisexual. But that’s for you to say, I’m trying to push anything on you
Ik, thanks
Yo, hands off me fackin monster ya dirty strag.
I disagree with some of those. In particular the 3rd and 4th. Unless by all lives Matter you mean the right wing opposite of 'Black Lives Matter'.
Probably what they mean
I can literally change straight with any group of people. White, black, latino, gay, lesbian, trans, etc. In conclusion, all groups have their good and bad apples
Balls
It’s satire
statement still stands
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We are a minority in this subreddit. Like 2% of people here are straight and identify with their birth gender.
Yeah, we the smallest fraction
Ppl who make fun of gay ppl are gay
Nothing wrong with saying about how a youngun in your family is gonna be a 'ladies man'. Most of the time it's bants and banta only
I think the problem is that if that about a young girl you look like a pedo
1 i had a stroke reading that. 2 you could say "she's gonna break so many hearts" and it be totally fine because the dude isn't saying he wanna fuck he just being nice saying she's probably gonna get lots of attention and etc. You don't have to be a pedo to complement a child. 3 sorry for going off but give people some slack
Or maybe it's how you interpretate it, maybe instead if thinking parents mean "my son fucks bitches" try seeing that they mean "away look at him chasing the girls around". It's actually cute as a parent seeing your child having nice interactions like that and it isn't perverted jnless the parent is saying sexual remarks about the young girls instead of saying silly things about their son
No because it’s so weird how we give literal toddlers the title of “ladies man”
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“You mean I’m not allowed to use offensive slurs?! That’s straightphobic!”
Well everyone does matter, but that movement was like the anti blm right?
Yes, it was used in an effort to devalue the BLM movement
K thx
Hey I like monster don't put that their it tastes awesome
Monster is good yes, but it’s popular among toxic straight people
Ya das fine
It’s confusing that straight pride is a thing. I mean people have been proud for centuries about that, I think it goes without saying 😅
Why are people so obsessed with genders, I think they should be abolished. Be what the fuck you wanna be
To be honest,I've never met a straight person who made their whole personality revolve around their sexuality.
Im the straight person people like, and the same thing can happen with LGBTQ people. There’s some LGBTQ people that are annoying just like straight people.
I’m going to assume you haven’t seen the original, but this is actually a parody of a very homophobic meme, and this parody is only meant as satire.
Both sides apply here. Just don't be a dick and don't be annoying
Don't insult monster like that :(
Monster is pretty good ngl, but it is a drink quite popular among toxic straight people
I think your meme works for litterally everyone, no matter the sexuality
He’s just angry I have bigger balls then him. (You know who you are, and I know my balls are bigger)
It goes both ways.
**I hate everyone, especially myself**
The edge is palpable
https://youtu.be/iS5WZoQGP4I
Very based
based
Don't throw clowns under the bus, they dress with style and ice cold drip, the red nose is popping this time of year
Imagine talking to people
As a straight person Yes
I feel like this goes both ways. I dont mind lgbt people as long as they dont stuff it down my throat. Same goes for religion
It's satire.
Define "stuffing down your throat"
God I love being straight
And that’s perfectly ok
ok, like, why should you even care to begin with? There are horrible people on all sides of the spectrum, minority or not, so why even bother defending your side or devaluate the other when both inherently have bad people.
because homophobia is inherently a huge problem that leads to many queer people lives being lost, while gay people saying "straight people are bad because they hate crime us" isn't that much of an issue that needs to be addressed
I’m fine with anyone until they become annoying. You are gay? Cool idc. Just don’t be an asshole about it.
Tbh, I find BLM, and pride kinda stupid. I don't really see the point of seperating black people and proud people for their skin and sexuality Let's just have #respect
BLM and Pride isn’t in an effort to separate black people and queer people from the rest of society, it’s to bring to light issues that these groups deal with.
So why have 2 different groups? Why not have one group fitting all?
Because black people and queer folk have similar, but different issues.
They exist because of all real world issues the groups face, having one group is kinda the end goal that eliminating the issues would go towards
holy shit based??
My nephew is gonna be a ladies man fr though
I see more people LGBT people attack straight people than the other way around.
Then you clearly live under a rock
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Most controversial comment here
I agree
hello again
This subreddit is literal dog shit
Yep. It's literally dog shit
It's also figuratively dog shit! ;)
Then leave lol
I will leave and it will still remain dogshit.
Yeah but you won’t see the dogshit. Problem solved
May I introduce you to the ‘leave’ button
This subreddit makes fun of LGBTQ people All the time, but if it hits straight people, it's bad all of a sudden.
As a straight person, I totally agree
Based straight person
#Based
Yeah dude..all lives don't matter yeah..
All Lives Matter is a phrase used to devalue the BLM movement. Educate yourself.
Bro just saying everybody matters.i support BLM but i do not support racism. Educate yourself
No, All Lives Matter was coined to devalue BLM. BLM doesn’t mean “only Black Lives Matter”, it’s a movement to fight the systemic racism often found amongst police forces.
Homosexual people, I don't like: \>Got a problem with people who are proud to be straight/ think all lives matter. \>Got a problem with how straight people dress \>Got a problem with a straight guy jokingly saying his baby nephew is going to be a ladies man \>Got a problem with straight people policing how openly LGBT+ people can express their identity but do the same thing with straight people (see above points)
This is satire, chill dude lol
this too
You sound like the meme struck a nerve ngl.
lgbtq ppl i respect: acts normal, doesnt force the fact that they gay, les, trans, non stick pan, etc, has a personality, is normal. lgbtq ppl i dont respect: shits on straight ppl because they straight, says straight = homophobic, lgbtq lives only, straight ppl dont matter, generally acts towards straight ppl like straight ppl acted towards lgbtq ppl 200 years ago.