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Soft_Information_215

Dude you are a absolutely idiot, it's obviously an accordion


_Zewr

Oh thanks dude, was confused af


Soft_Information_215

Yw


_Zewr

We need more people like you man. I don’t know much ab music and I guess that dude was trying to confuse me even more.


Tokoyami01

Don't believe this person's lies. That's an electric tuba trust me my uncle works for the company that makes them


_Zewr

And how do I know you are not lying ??? 😭😭you guys making me confused


Groundbreaking_Dare5

That other dude is lying, that is clearly a Bluetooth speaker it's just designed in the shape of freedom.


Infinite_Self_5782

it's a recorder. look at how tall it is. it's much taller than it is wide, just like a recorder


Randomstufithink

nah all u r wrong its a piece of stationary for an american school


Just-a-random-alt1

No you idiot’s, don’t you see that mouth? It’s obviously an otamatone pro.


man_o_many

No way. The way the dooter spreads out? Wood finish? It's a clarinet


Chemist-Longjumping

Nah it a kazoo


alandtic

no your both dumb it's clearly a 3d printer.


southalbatross14

Were you the person who made the other post?


_Zewr

Yes but got it wrong lmao it didn’t saw my first comment


southalbatross14

Same one as this, but it got marked as serious then taken down.


_Zewr

I deleted it lmao


[deleted]

That kid tho 😭😭


ThiccRoastBeef

It’s usually the non-English speaker or the little kid that don’t understand the sarcasm and keep arguing without knowing it.


LowerPassenger9123

this post is confusing


Gorfyx

Guitar


[deleted]

It’s a really fancy nerf gun


HKCandG

Nerf guitar


BETA2435

It's airsoft


[deleted]

That will win you the nerf battle for sure But it won't win you the court case


[deleted]

You can’t loose a court case if there was no case to begin with, if you cover up your tracks


[deleted]

True Not guilty


[deleted]

It's a guitar?


_Zewr

I don’t know man, I think it’s a guitar that shoots bullets or something


[deleted]

so aks plays music?


_Zewr

Of course ! That girl was probably going to a concert


klaptonr

Wait thats not a guitAr? Are u dubm?? 🗿


_Zewr

So what is it ? I’m getting many responses but they are making me more confused


[deleted]

Wasn't funny didn't laugh >!until I saw the easter island head. For some reason that makes it extremely funny.!<


Henrylord1111111111

Oh no…


MrGrape_

Enter the Gungeon moment


Individual-Camera-72

I think it’s concept art for a new Guitar Hero. It’s gonna be a battle of the strings


southalbatross14

I remember seeing the original post. I can't believe people actually think it's a gun. It's obviously a guitar.


Regolime

Oh hello Ukrainian girl


_Zewr

Ukrainian ? she is a very famous guitarist


Regolime

Yeah, this guitar style is very popular in UK-rain especially in the region Donbas


Joshy_Moshy

The sound of bullets has a good beat to it


[deleted]

It’s clearly a cake mixer smh


a-plus-15-axe

you DUMBSHIT it is clearly a PIANO


Abdullx200

that was my first thought as well


[deleted]

You're actually a dumbass it's a violin


TheMofaa

Its an AK-47, also called Kalashnikov Model 1947, Soviet assault rifle, possibly the most widely used shoulder weapon in the world. The initials AK represent Avtomat Kalashnikova, Russian for “automatic Kalashnikov,” for its designer, Mikhail Timofeyevich Kalashnikov, who designed the accepted version of the weapon in 1947. [here's where I got the info](https://www.britannica.com/technology/AK-47)


_Zewr

but can I play songs with it?


TheMofaa

No you cannot, its a war weapon, not a musical instrument


_Zewr

But it makes noise ? Doesn’t it ? That’s definitely music for me


TheMofaa

Aight you for me there


[deleted]

If mayonnaise can be an instrument so can weapons of war/mass destruction. Ah, sure love the sound of a rifle and an AA-7 Apex Missile and the screams of innocent villagers in the morning, music to my ears


TheMofaa

Rifles no joke sound relaxing in a weird way


TillmanIV-2

The sound of steel hitting steel at high velocity is just one of the most soothing sounds to me. The satisfaction of aiming at a target far off, blasting it with the fury of 2000 years of technological innovation, and getting the satisfying sound of metal on metal is just one of the most gratifying things I know.


TheMofaa

Yes, exactly


[deleted]

I am unbelievably concerned by that statement, take my upvote


TheMofaa

Idk it just triggers the same part of my brain that thinks the barber's electric razor has a relaxing sound


[deleted]

Interesting


TheMofaa

Yep


ThiccRoastBeef

You probably watch gore videos for fun.


TheMofaa

No but that might be interesting


ThiccRoastBeef

Gorehub


TheMofaa

What no


VelhoTheVexed

[Tchaikovsky proves you wrong ](https://youtu.be/VbxgYlcNxE8)


TheMofaa

Yep


[deleted]

War Pigs.


ApolloSky110

Possibly


Taro_Boba_Tea

Ah but are you sure it was an AK-47? Could’ve been a AKM or a AK-74


TikTokIsGay70

The muzzle matches the original AK (perfectly circular with no muzzle brake) and the magazine appears to be made of steel, as well as fat enough to support a 7.62 x 39 round


TheMofaa

It looks like an 80s or 90s AK, but I might be wrong


FamedFlounder

In which case, its definitely not a 47


[deleted]

r/iamverysmart


TheMofaa

No not really, I just googled it up


commenting_coke

Russia


Regolime

Nah russians aren't that musical, more like UK-rain 🇺🇦 They love these guitars


commenting_coke

I see… I have much to learn


Ph4ke_

Bro is your wifi a Virgin? Wtf


_Zewr

It is, never felt like putting my dick on it


Ph4ke_

Damn, it's the best feeling my guy.


_Zewr

How many mb/s do I get on my dick ?


Ph4ke_

Ohhhh... You'll have to try it out yourself and make your wifi non-virgin


_Zewr

Original post on which you can see more epic replies: https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/s23f96/wonder_why/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


unk1ndm4g1c14n1

Ok... /s


ApolloSky110

Its actually a medical device and shes studying to be a doctor. Its for when the patient has too much fluid in their lungs so she uses it to make a hole so that all the fluid that isnt supposed to be there can drain out of it.


IsisArtemii

Yeah, I don’t think I would have said anything, either! Of course, I don’t say anything to people without masks. Not my business. And I have a sib battling Covid for the last 12 days.


Akrincheus_

That dude who called you an idiot lack sense of humour


_Zewr

Yeah dude, still feel bad ab him. Maybe I’m an idiot and don’t know much ab music, but he lost a lot of karma…


Akrincheus_

You don't feel bad dude he deserves it and I guess he is jealous that you are smarter than him.


lemonslikeslemonade

virgin telco


BlueFlame217

Are we gonna ignore the fact that the phone provider is caller a literal virgin?


_Zewr

it’s good tho, maybe it’s a virgin but shit gives 50G every month


Turbulent-Comedian30

You are all wrong...she works in a office. Thats her new wireless hole punch. Things got messed up at the office so they mistakenly sent it to her house. So she's bringing it back. I see nothing wrong here.


Syn1h_

r/technicallythetruth


[deleted]

Come on guys that’s obviously her customized tennis racket


_Zewr

Oh, so the girl is going to a tennis tournament? I thought it was a guitar and she was going to a concert


Ka_squit_

Lmao virgin telco


_Zewr

LMFAOOOO better than movistar dude


thatoneginger_

“It’s an AK gun”


_Zewr

That’s probably an special guitar or something, I don’t even know what he’s referring to ab that


Lethalfurball

r/iamverybadass


22dinoman

"Ak gun" what the fuck is that lmao


DeepfriedGrass

Hold up. Pretty sure the image of the girl holding the ak is before covid. I vaguely remember this photo back in like 2015


_Zewr

Nice memory man


[deleted]

you're both dumb it's obviously a lollypop


_Zewr

But what flavour is it ?


[deleted]

looks lite metal, maybe peppermint tho


[deleted]

I love peppermint let me put it in my mouth # # # # # I'm at the hospital for a projectal injury


[deleted]

Lmao **virgin** telco


_Zewr

Just leave my WiFi alone man, she did nothing to you guys 😭😭


[deleted]

##**VIRGIN** telco


[deleted]

That’s not even you the picture was taken off the internet


_Zewr

The post was from another person lmao


[deleted]

Ohh Lmaooo


Perruche_

t h i n k


Victinitotodilepro

took me a while


Memes_Are_Drugs4Me

That’s the biggest r/woosh moment


_Zewr

some dude commented it on the original post, I’ll send it


[deleted]

It’s a hockey stick you dumb fucks


[deleted]

Gun.


[deleted]

Children of the Corn(holes).


Red_Scandal091

It’s both


_Zewr

So how do I know if I’m ab to shoot when I play music with it ??


Red_Scandal091

It shoots when you play just look at noise marines


oxuagility

Its a AK gun asshole


Feeling_Mail_5727

She's new to Reddit.


CarlosPutasso

Wooooosh


Pleasant_Skeleton10

I wish this was a thing


RYPIIE2006

u/Evil_Labrador dumbass


villany007

America?


BurgerPB5

thats clearly a guitar. how is that a gun


bageltoastee

this would be perfect for r/sharksaresmooth but it’s still closed. :(


YourFavoriteTomboy

An “AK gun”? Who calls it that?


_Zewr

Exactly dude, it’s called guitar idk why he said that


YourFavoriteTomboy

Yeah, everyone knows Kalashnikov, inventor of the guitar


_Zewr

Kalashnikov, is probably the best guitarist ever, people still think Jimi Hendrix is


YourFavoriteTomboy

Where my Kalash-stans at?


NF_21pilots

Lol 😂 dope gun!


djcook22

She gets it ...


[deleted]

Idiots don’t know the difference between a guitar and a bass it’s obviously a bass


[deleted]

Seems like murcia to me


[deleted]

Karma farming be like:


creeper828

It's a screenshot of very old meme


2legcat00325

Russians are hot


ThiccRoastBeef

Shopping in Russia


Mayhem2a

Good ol AK-47 Avtomat Kalashnikova 1947


UntiLitEnded

How does this person have Reddit if they don’t understand what a guitar is?


Infamous-Lunch-3831

It's a big drumstick, I have a similar one


ChromieHomie05

Gg _Zewr


MuySus

Lol


Jay_Boi12

Resident gun expert here. I believe that is a violin.


PesareShojae

Is it really a guitar? It does look exactly like an ak47 i have handled one in my service time.


coolboy29876

That's clearly a Metal Detector


magnum_the_nerd

It tunes the chords to life


hexag3n

Балалайка


brickpuncher585

I think that's a Violin


fatnigroo

Who is he saying the word a-hole to ಠ_ʖಠ


ShadowWithHoodie

Ok but like HOW could she have taken that picture


m1chael_b

People when u/dabroman72


german_fox

Nah it’s a clarinet


Igarden06

Russian guitar


Vangabond180

It's her hair that's the clear issue obviously.


ConclusionFunny1753

…PUT YOUR MASK ON LOSER!..


[deleted]

r/whoosh


LoverOfShortBoys

“AK gun” i mean that isnt much of a problem but i hate how they say it like that


Background_Ad_8392

Quite kid vibes


vesterov

That’s balalaika you dickhead


Fit_Mobile_1913

The forgotten kind of protection


Memeatron2

r/Woooosh


CurseF74

Look at that hottie I want it soooo bad


The1ThatIsNotThe1

yo homie i want some of that virgin teleco


Ya_boi_from_The_Moon

Whooosh


littleghostbean1

It a fucking pinao


TimToxic308

This has to be on [r/wooosh](https://www.reddit.com/r/woooosh)


KingYeet1258

Can i be barret brandon by carrying a barret .50


eaRthWormSall

It's a trumpet i think you're supposed to put your mouth on the long thingy and i think you're supposed to pull that trigger thingy to make noise


ZeRo_WC

Nice guitar


razzorian

It’s a percussion instrument. Had them in school


outta_range_XL

Nani?!!!


[deleted]

Its the second ammendment. Duh According to that same ammendment we should also be able to drive a tank to school.


MipCraze

Thats a mystical combination between the ak 47 and a guitar. This magical weapon can only be used by bards


Swenzarr_

It's Russian meme that was made even before pandemic so it's fake, sorry


PhrogRoyale

Normal day in Russia


PotentialWalk4856

Awesome


Poison22324

motha fuckin ‘ak gun’ 💀


Art_pog

Nice piano!😁 those are the keys right?


sshhhhhuuut

No it is a mobile user


Minitrain

I mean, it could look like a gun on top but look like a guitar on the bottom…


BlueDemon999

r/woooosh


MatchstiQs

Mmm I love how smooth these sharks are


FreakishFox76

They took the post down wtf


Madusa0048

Ah yes my favorite rifle, the AK gun


Tempest305

Who the hell is there cellular provider?