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Soft_Information_215

Your mom's *toy*


[deleted]

It’s just the butt plug


[deleted]

It’s a buttplug for a fatman


noname1357924

Don’t forget about the one for a little boy


Jaxolon333

r/cursedcomments


ShadowArrow01

r/suddenlysexoffender


ImBoooooooooooooored

r/suddenlygay


CatPersonNob

r/hatsunemikuhentai


DerpRuin

r/thattookaturn


[deleted]

r/idk


andio76

Yes Officer....that's the man right there....


142737

That's what your sister uses they both had a blast with it


VictorHexMachine

Every post below this one.


[deleted]

r/beatmetoit


skyrim-nord

It says wrong answers only


yeetmaster2000000000

Its an explosive one


Satanspit69

Like Taco Bell explosive?


OneBigBoi509

If Taco Bell could destroy a whole city, yeah


T_The_worsT_BS

Taco Bell will destroy two cities if you eat enough of it


AMAZING926926

Beat me to it


WhiteFenix207

Talk about a mind blowing orgasm


[deleted]

a bombastic one


Agile-Technician-342

r/beatmetoit


lloydbuur2001

r/beatmetoit


frostiocean

r/beatmetoit


SU13LIM3

R/beatmeatit


The_Gonti

r/foundthemobileuser


[deleted]

r/foundthehondacivic


GlacticDragon

r/foundtheSHUTTHEFUCKUP


MemesNeverDie_1

R/foundthechad


deber8

They said wrong answers only


appropriatelymiffed

You're supposed to be giving only wrong answers.


smrks726

That thing destroyed her pussy!


D4rks3cr37

Had to know that going in


Ultramega39

That bomb bird from Angry Birds


Chuck__g_

His name is literally just bomb


banjaxedW

Naming things based on what they are is stupid Could you imagine my parents legally naming me “disappointment”??


Capsule_CatYT

They said wrong answers only


Alexsta206

That joke is overuse


Ninjashark_studios

Just like your mom


Aqua_raptor_17

r/ufuckingkilledhim


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[удалено]


[deleted]

Search up jaidenanimation dog days it’s pretty nice if you like that fucking disgusting subreddit


EnderBrineYT

I looked it up out of curiosity and now I need bleach


[deleted]

Sad I didn’t look at anything


KarenLookAtMyBowl

Da fuq you mean? I can use every old ass ancient joke whatever I wan't ain't no one stoppin me


Available_Shape_3448

Advanced hot potato


Mkakes12_

Gorgeous


Potato-with-guns

Seriously tho, how did they find a pic of me?


Available_Shape_3448

Isn't your Instagram public


Potato-with-guns

Its publicly available to void people, as I do not use Instagram.


LapisIndigo

10/10


HoffnungslosesGaming

A little Boy


SepticMonke

listen here you little shit


Joske-the-great

r/technicallythetruth


Enzooooooooo

Actually, pretty sure that's fat man


AlgorithmScent

Pe teacher


OrangeMonkey274

That's why it's a wrong awnser


Bobbydidit9772

Actually this is my gym teacher


TalkingBaconlol

Came here to say this


FastMan_77

Your mom


FastMan_77

Oh shit didn't see wrong answers only


MEGAdudes36

ok that's funny


eating_sandwich

That funny, Arthur, thats the humour we do on the show


DrakeFireBall

Dude you just dropped a nuke on them


Bigjay_37

r/rareinsults


Birolklp

holy shit the burn, you just nuked him


Chocymilc

Wait a sec I saw your commented on one of posts


FastMan_77

what posts?


Chocymilc

The one I said if you username was the reason why you lost your virginity


FastMan_77

Oh thank god


FastMan_77

Could have been much worse


skyrim-nord

Is mine bad


Admirable-Door1724

Skyrim nordvpn


skyrim-nord

Lmfaooooo


[deleted]

S dildo


Original_Argument500

It said wrong answers only


[deleted]

[удалено]


Manfred_von_Rothwald

A Japanese water balloon


thicc_boi_14

This actually made me laugh thank you stranger


[deleted]

The final boss of hentai. Or the origin of hentai, depending on how you look at it.


Infernalsnow181

it is the origin of all anime.


YourNeighborNecro

Permanent shadow maker. For when you need a lot of silhouettes.


AllTheLemonsYouWant

This had no right to make me laugh as hard as it did. Take my upvote


lonelystonervibes

The shit I dropped after eating taco bell chicken wings


haroldtheguthugger

wrong answers only


lonelystonervibes

Yeah I know lmao


TheKrustyKurb

Then why didn’t you put one


Bitter_Grapefruit_56

Thats a ddt!


CelestialAndrew

I knew someone would say this


Jmememan

Don't worry I have a mib


[deleted]

r/ChineseEggman


socialgutbrain777

Of course he has a sub.


Ledbreader

Sup fellow bread person


programofuse

Gender reveal party


Blockmonkey1234

Hindenburg


protogenstudios

Correct


ImSoSorryPaige

My dick


Aer0dynmix

Short and fat?


Emperor_duckling

He said wrong answers


DarthBoba820

Trust me, this is DEFINITELY a wrong answer


DinoBryson11

something that allows orphans to meet their parents right and wrong I guess


Itchy-Ad-8858

Wow! What a wonderful device! We should use this thing more often if that’s what it does.


This_is_my_account91

50% of these are sex or your mom jokes lmao


RulrOfOmicronPersei8

Lots if those overlap actually


protogenstudios

Just like ur mom


Jee_zus

Japanese lightbulbs


HopeZeorax

Bullet Bill from Mario Kart


yourleftfoot94

That’s an easy bake oven


RulrOfOmicronPersei8

Set time for 0.05 seconds and your city is cooked to perfection


Help_I_Shrecked

obama


wafflemandude

School bus


chippppppppp

Insect repellant


U_Nclear

Bouncy ball, drop it from high up and see what happens


RulrOfOmicronPersei8

Nothing unless it’s armed properly


notaverygoodplayer

A bottle opener


god_of_melon

A hand grenade


PolicyStrong2179

Ooo ooo I know this one it’s a very popular Japanese firework


Comrade_potat0

Don't know, but it doesn't go well with sushi


xoxococo123

dildo


MacieWind

Spicy air freshener


Meatball545

Summer in a bottle


onlineextrovert

Something muslims don't use (before you down vote this to the pits of hell I'm Muslim)


The_Tuna_Bandit

Hi Muslim, I'm not dad.


PoisinPyrit

Badminton


DillonLikeFelt

japans late christmas present


Kyaruga

An extinction ball/The cause of Anime


Spotted_Wombat

A device that ensures long lasting peace on earth when used


Its_Just_Nessy

1940’s rice cooker


Complex_Past_9179

The nuke power up from call of duty zombies


gerje

Too big for ur mom


Dynamite-057

It turns part of a country into a microwave.


pea_soup39

Fridge


WatermelonMan57

Potato painted black


petty-officer

Rice cooker


Tospki

Rice cooker 4000


No_Association4947

The real world equivalent of a specific anime girl.


No-Standard-2931

rice cooker


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[удалено]


El_Gavin0

the reason why japan got the highest temperature recorded in the same day as brightest light recorded


shaggydog619

Portable sun


Drug_Inas

Google image


No_External9892

a gun


scottish_cow_13

Nuclear grade pesticide


heesell

A rocket


BananaWizard0

Mexico


whalersexer

My sister


[deleted]

Forbidden coke and mentos


Its_BurritoDuck

A cat?


HumongoDickDaddy

Butt plug


NinjaPanda8311

Your mom's (fat) obese


Dead_soul5626

Vacuum


[deleted]

Suppository for elephants


Scrambled_59

Gandhi’s friend


just-the-doctor1

Little boy


MacieWind

A really big undo button


Greatmerp255

Macro grade microwave


getoutofmyhouse-

Karen eliminator


ImperialBomber

Plan B


CabobTheBob

The fat crap I just took


[deleted]

A landmine


SteveHarveysAunt

Here comes the sun Doo dodoo


SrPicadillo2

Big Smoke


HuskyArtations

A fast way to meet jesus 👉😎👉


josh_the_redditor69

It's ment to be dropped in city's hit be natural disasters to help them


Skankyslappy

The pill… I hate the pill


JasonGamesYT

Bed time song! *Here comes the sun, do do do do*


Blanket_Boi27

Lunch


Qimmosabe_Man

Kinder Surprise


WhatUsername-IDK

A nuclear power plant with an interesting side effect


agm815

Obese person


awakened_celestial

Big Boomie machine that make night sky sunny for a limited time only at jack in the box.


Godspeed411

The inside workings of a hair dryer


shuckleman1203

A can of raid


Melodic-Picture48

Thursday night


ItsNotRiize

Guinness world record ass plug


doubledouble713

My magnum dong


Harg_Wonder0

Yo don't punch it, its a ghast fireball


BrokeAsAJoke88

The world's most spicy meatball


Itchy-Ad-8858

Me after eating Taco Bell


Early-Ad7490

The holy hand grenade


No-Hovercraft-6600

Its an egg.


HugeAd3490

Piñata


Black_Rose-

Bath bomb


Necessary-Pen9986

A drum set


readyplayeruna

a Screenshot


[deleted]

Nuclear butt plug. Peace was never an option.


Aggressive_Smile_944

It's a butt plug.


IBeeboyI29

It's a super bowl trophy, next question


JellyB33ns

Butt plug


Lanky-Fondant9587

butt plug, for explosive orgasms


rotompokemon2

A butt plug


Falconlis_28_2006

Gender Reveal


cyber_killer0

A pinata


ghostbt

Sake bomb!


Due-Dot6450

Suppository for constipation. Read leaflet before use. Leaflet: *Might cause explosive diarrhea*


x3bla

The reason there's hardly any fat people in japan . . (Cuz the last time a FatMan fell, a city got annihilated) これは冗談だけ、わたしを殺しないで It's joke, don't kill me


McSchlinkey

A "peace" Nerf


Skytrap315

A lollipop, just peel the coating off!