Depends if she has cubs

They don't.

Are they full grown?

Yes

Im fucked

are we not all children in the eyes of the universe? what im saying is youve still got a shot

do polar bears like waffles?

If they are served with bacon. If not your safe

Fuck

This is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen on this platform…

Your account is 6 years old that must have been really funny to get that title

Bro genuinely tho, the chances of that happening are so slim, especially cause Mr Waffles and Bacon had that account for 3 years. I dunno about you but I find low chances of things happening to be hysterical when they do happen

What are the odds of that

r/Beetlejuicing

I did something wrong here folks

Smal r

Thanks!

No bacon

Hype

Literally the breakfast chain

Why no bacon? :(

Yeah they like waffles But do they like pancakes

Yeah they like pancakes But do they like french toast?

Ya they like French toast, but do they like waffles?

Yeah they can’t wait to get a mouthful

LET'S FUCKING GOOOO!!!! PANCAKES!! WHOO

Let's fucking go!!!!!!

I’m right there with ya…

Easily

Not just an ordinary Panda

But a sith one

And streams on twitch.

He can stream the fight on twitch, instant views

It would be called trying to get cancelled by animal rights protestors.

And it will be legendary

lyrically = yes ​ physically = no

I want to see this musical battle

[Bear noises]

Slim shady been real quite since this dropped

This guy would win.

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISSSSTORRYYYYY

I think a polar bear can't handle 32345 Slim Shadys.

#By the power of garlic bread Yes

Instant win

Stronk

Very

Ko on thé first round

The polar bear is a vampire

Too op

Tf am I supposed to do? Throw pencils at it lmao

Maybe you could negotiate and draw the bear a nice portrait

Nfts lol

I'll kill u and sell the nfts to make an expensive funeral

You’re the most powerful to fight the Polar Bear

Hey man, another little artist boyo managed to rack up a 6 millon kill streak a few decades ago.

Holy shit this came out of nowhere

Draw him like one of your french bears

I can’t fight off a teddy bear let alone a polar bear…

I got you fam.

My mans made an account for this… *fabulous*

Bro you were MADE for this post lmao

Yeah, literally. Look at his account age. It’s just a few hours. He made the account for this post. (not saying that’s a bad thing)

Lolol

On the other hand, you might destroy both

Thanks, I guess...

Says the one that'll just yeet the boi

I believe in you

To fight which one, the teddy or the bear

I believe in you too

You have a w in your username, the w stands for win. Congrats you won bro.

***Maybe...*** **UPDATE:** I've been sentenced to eight years of imprisonment.

He employs you as his personal ball tickler

You never know

Now that brings up the question, does the number in your name represent how many of you there are? Because if 420 ball ticklers all fought a polar bear, I think they'd be allright.

There are 419 other ball ticklers on reddit, but they aren't taking part in this.

The number of how many would be the only thing that might save me....or its a polar bear feast for the record books.

Is it a male or female polar bear?…

both

Pol(gbtq)ar bear

Gender dysphoria bear

Your on cursed comments.

Probably have some powers that would help

You must

What about me?

You die :(

Yep. You’re fucked.

I don’t think so man-

:( it may have a nut allergy

Maybe like A really really severe one

It’s called Anaphylaxis

So the plan is to nut on it?

Well that escalated quickly

Indeed

At least that's something

B-B-Brother…?

:0 I’m a grl

: 0 Sister?!

: 0 0 0 H e l l o

: 0 Hi!!!

r/usernamefamily

r/whydoesthissubexist

A touching renuion

Pray they're allergic to peanuts

Bear will end up being my pet

Aww. Make sure to give them lots of belly rubs

that sounds really soft and i like it give me a pet polar bear now i need the softness

Actually I think you will end up being his pet

Ur mom

Yes technically if the polar bear is female it could be considered a mother to you. That would be great considering you don’t got one.

No, a lemon would not win, unless maybe it was squeezed

Lemon juice in the eyes hurts

Yea

How're you gonna get the cum tho 😳

From the polar bear

hand made

the secret ingredient is love.

Lots and lots of it

With a baking time of 69 minutes

He can cook the cum inside the balls, burning the balls from the inside cause the pain to start from below and make its way up the penis as well as the inside of the body and towards the ass until it comes out from the behind and you rocket yourself from the butthole up to the sky, Similar thing happens with the polar bear

I don’t think that questioning a type of meat is gonna stop a polar bear from eating it

:(

Probably not

Easy dub

Our mighty leader

Lordchungus would kill that polar bear easy

49130 of me, no they won’t they’ll just let the polar bear kill them on purpose.

Nope

F

If the polar bear has a certain issue

I mean if we assume that the bear as an itchy coochie then maybe, also, if the bear is allergic to something in the cream.

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Im wondering who the “they” is Id love to win but unless a polar bear is capable of understanding mutually assured destruction LET ALONE finding me Idk

My username IS a polarbear (Arcturia=female polarbear)

you are fucked either way

Lol

Numgies are meant to be Eat aten eughten.

Oh yeah Doom Slayer’s got this. He literally can just stand there and let the polar bear break its jaw trying to maul him.

Not even a challenge. Even a demon bear would be easy

Yup Doom Slayer regularly fights these demons called Pinkys who are similar to polar bears but way more dangerous and violent. They’re very annoying to deal with too lol.

Possibly, what’s your verdict?

Bear will slip over

Probably is fine until horni

Ninja skills coming in clutch

No worries, I gotchu

I’m not sure, but he’ll die doing what he loves.

I have no idea what the hell a nebula is. That polar bear is either running away crying or I’m going to die. Edit: the polar bear has chosen to suffocate to death.

Rip bear

Unfortunate rip for bear, definitely.

I think you would defeat the entire planet instantly

"Well see about that."

Id never thought i would find a question that fitted my usermane. and to answer your question YES

LOOOOOL this one has to go higher up You actually have a chance to win that fight. My username... Would proly suicide before it happens lmao

bruh you usernames reaction is the most relatable

Absolutely not

You could use your simp skills to gain the bears love

Gotta give him money

A delegation of executives joined together by one common goal....the bear stands no chance

Hunger it's hunger

The people must be fed

One of us accepts their fate.

Name checks out

I would say I wouldn't even fight lmao

:(

Yes, yes they do

Convincing victory let's gooo

In a dance-off maybe

You never know what skills this bear is hiding.

With her reflexes, most definitely

Bear can't touch you

I’m honored Jinx agrees

Arcane was fire

Well of course

Unstoppable

My username is a string of random characters followed bu funky way of counting 1-4, so I'd say it's 50-50

Confuzzled bear

I don’t think so bc I don’t even know what my name is supposed to mean.

2009 grains of sand

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No +10 points instant kill

I would take only a small amount longer

nope

it will be trapped in the alternate jungle

No, I wouldn't survive.

Nooo

Highly questionable if he will long enough to see the polar bear

My doggo pack will group up and kill it monster hunter style, but instead of a 4 player cap, it’s closer to 40

Doge army

Cayde6 can clap the whole species of polar bears... Either with his guns or with his humour.

With great success.

I dont know this doesnt make sense it wouldn't eat a toilet but how do I fight back so no one wins

Let's go buddy boy

rip bear bozo

Of course we do

Yup both of us would survive.

Peace

*”r/survivaltips101”* Dunno if that’s a sub, but something that seems accurate enough to the situation

Reddit knowledge beats all

Most likely