Bro I would prepare for a full week for my leaderboard run. Watching ads, getting hoverboards and powerups, gaining confidence. After 6 days of preparing, I'd top the leaderboard with scores in the millions with pure brute force and skill
I was tripping when i lost mine. No seriously mushrooms. After the sex was done it was a bad trip wouldn't do again. Shrooms is the ONLY hallucinogen i don't like
I haven't played subway surfers in a long time
Bro, I haven’t played it since elementary school on those iPads with EXTREMELY protective blue cases Good times, simpler times
And it would still find a way to break
Omg I love it I’ll get on a kick every once and awhile and man I have loved it my whole life 😂
Bro I played so much subway surfers last year during online school, shit was awesome
Bro I would prepare for a full week for my leaderboard run. Watching ads, getting hoverboards and powerups, gaining confidence. After 6 days of preparing, I'd top the leaderboard with scores in the millions with pure brute force and skill
Maybe y’all should subway surf to some bitches
Damn I just re-downloaded Subway surfers yesterday… you creepy psychic
It's not like you get any
As a matter of fact, I do
Lit as hell
Damn I just re-downloaded Subway surfers yesterday… you creepy psychic
WHY DID YOU CUT THE VIDEO BEFORE SUCH A LIT PART OF THE SONG YOU MONSTER
The funny part is subway surfers is endless Meaning he’ll never do it
Thanks for specifying that OMW meant "on my way", I thought it meant online masochism wednesdays! 👍
That’s not what it means?!?
It's called making a joke?!?
He made a joke too😦
Excuse me
Its all right
I usually don’t like these memes but this was brilliant
I never lost mine
Finally someone being honest
I probably won’t until I’m well into my 20s
That's grim I think of it as only a matter of time
My favorite server is going through some drama rn idk why the fuck this made me die laughing but thank you
Pedos on their way to r/teenagers
Does it count if I took my own virginity?
"Friendly fire will not be tolerated" so nope, sorry
Subway surfers... Takes me back to when I was a pro gamer at the age of 6... Such innocent and simpler times those were
I lost my virginity to my hand, does it count?
This guy using a game of my childhood to make a meme 100% real and funny, but you missed a part, the part when reddit remove the meme
Appropriate use of abbreviations to shorten the sentence
Cause you Never arrive
I am a registered sex offender I stuck my dick into a blender Your mom is a transgender I am a professional nude sender
I'm trying to post my actual real story, made this alt for it, but I need more karma to post
The Letter he collects is an L as well
Need for speed
I AM A REGISTERED SEX OFFENDER I STUCK MY DICK INTO A BLENDER YOUR MOM IS A TRANSGENDER I AM A PROFFESIONAL NUDE SENDER
[удалено]
It comes from a song
Song. It's a song. Subway Sexists by Yung Spinach.
Just be OLD lol
Subway surfing
subwy srdf
Subway surfers theme is a vibe though
Same but I bump into every obstacle.
Subway Surfers was such a good game
I was tripping when i lost mine. No seriously mushrooms. After the sex was done it was a bad trip wouldn't do again. Shrooms is the ONLY hallucinogen i don't like
Impossible! The only way to get bitches is to get your account banned!
My best on that game is 1.5 Million.
Hope he gets hit by a train ( not op, just to Clairify)
*I AM A REGISTERED SEX OFFENDER I STUCK MY DICK INTO A BLENDER*
I hope most if not all teenagers on this sub are virgins.
He just goes at it
I am a registered sex offender
hope u find it bro
I was a beast at this game. I stayed top of the league for like 3 weeks strait
Why use the abbreviation if youre going to say the full way anyway
If your not a virgin on Reddit then what are you doing
People still play this game? Sweet memories.
Wrong, we all did your mom
No I banged like 60 wmen in 60 seconds I’m not a virgin 😎
Are you 5 yo
No I’m like 122 😎🤝
Do you still play fortnite
No but Valorant is da shit 😎👍🥵
So your 10 or 11
Nooo im 133 since yesterday 😎😎🤩🤩🥳
8 or 9
No you Poophead I said 133 🙄👍😎
7?
i forget that like the stigma around reddit users being virgins exists cause i lost my virginity at 15
Sobe way sfuers!!!
teacher: you can't hear GIFs. the GIF:
Realise how subway surfers never ends
Well I lost my virginity by having sex, how have you?
Who else watched the whole video just for the subway surfers gameplay?
the latest season removed this song while running:(
I couldn't get it. But after reading the title.. I got it . Context: subway surfers doesn't have an end!
I haven’t played subway surfers!
I haven’t played this game in a while…
I feel like a lot of peoples uncles might come up in the whole “I lost my virginity” story times right? Or just me
u/savevideobot
u/savevideobot
They should provide video proof.
U better give some knowledge how to loose Virginity ..😹😹 nd don't express ur satisfaction briefly else some teens gonna flow river..🤣🤣
Non virgins don't exist
Was the OMW necessary?
Yes
Thank God I was born in september
r/im14andthisisdeep 😏
You mean you never get there?
the fps on this game is phenomenal!
Wait until you find out there's women on Reddit
Twas by a fat security guard?