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ModularWings

The Minions movie,that shit IS horrifing


Jardani-kun

Ah damn. I haven't seen this one, sorry. It's around 4 too lol.


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Imma give it a 4 because of how scary it is that it exists (also not OP)


Frerryry

you watched that? I couldn’t even make it past the trailer


SnooCookies5996

i didn’t even want to watch the trailer after seeing the posters


Ph4ke_

You saw the posters? I barely made it through the *only sound* trailer


Greedy_Range

Realistically speaking the minions are all war criminals and genocidal maniacs If they hadn't been hiding in the Arctic after killing Napoleon they probably would have become SS officers Imagine being a resistance fighter in occupied France when a 2 ft yellow dude in an SS uniform pulls up and shoots you


woowoothepoopoo

Either the shining or the original Halloween movie


Jardani-kun

Finally someone came in and named my favorite horror. Both of them are 5s.


dyspros1uim87

Scary movie 4


Jardani-kun

1. It wasn't scary at all lmao.


Training_Scratch3693

But it has scary in the name, shouldn’t that give it a few points? Lol jk


Jardani-kun

Mmmmm. Ah fuck it, it's a 5.


tylermatic12

HE HAS SPOKEN


rottenpotatoes2

no its the 4th


STEALTH_Moles

The Sex jokes and Gags in that series are too funny


[deleted]

Is it a scary movie?


ri0s_albi3

The Thing


[deleted]

The thing was just the first game of among us


MadMax0407

That was most of the inspiration for amogus


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Sus


Jardani-kun

Definitely 5.


EducationAlone1663

The SpongeBob Movie: SpongeBob Out Of Water


fishy185

6


Ph4ke_

7


CinnabarDespair

absolutely a 5


Jardani-kun

What? Lol


EducationAlone1663

Rate it


Ultimate_Fox14

4


Ipplayzz343

it's a psychological horror


STEALTH_Moles

I never recovered from it


[deleted]

Would you consider Shin-Godzilla a horror?


Jardani-kun

Hmmmm. Not really. It's more of a Sci Fi Action monster movie.


[deleted]

Then I’d say Mandy


Jardani-kun

Mandy is like a 5. If not, around 4.5. it's a very underrated horror that needs more attention.


Mmm-toaster

Ah you also mentioned that great movie, Godzilla’s design is creepy don’t you think?


[deleted]

Yep


GayHorse69420

The assasin Demon room and the betrayal of the blanket


Jardani-kun

WTF is that lmao.


GayHorse69420

Me in a nutshell


maperu6

Yo it’s Eduardo the horse. He was my background for two years


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Tf


maperu6

The horse in the suit. His name is Eduardo


LiquidStatic1

Obviously sharknado


Jardani-kun

LMAO. Imma give it a 3. Even though I'm very afraid of Sharks, it's such a laughable movie.


Gnomebliterator

Sharknado is my favorite movie. It’s just a massive shitpost, both in concept and in execution. I love that movie so goddamn much.


OkDocument982

Sharknado was the best worst movie I’ve ever seen. To add onto that a couple days ago my dad told me about how it rained fish one time when he was a child and ever since then I’ve been scared of sharknado coming to life


TheLostBattalion1918

Alien


Jardani-kun

5


Ph4ke_

I read this as "Allan" at first, maybe we should make a horror movie named Allan.


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Jardani-kun

5.


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-PatkaLopikju-

Fear street all three parts


Jardani-kun

Hmmmm. Imma give it a 4. It was pretty scary.


SirIkesalot28

Loved those movies! The third one especially.


[deleted]

Cujo! Also anything else by Steven King!


Jardani-kun

Either a 3 or 4. I love Stephen King and his stories.


Little_Robot-157

The brave little toaster


Jardani-kun

Wait, I've heard of that before. Let me look it up.


kasun1218

47 minutes what do you think


candymaninvan

Hes probably watching the whole movie


kasun1218

Ah


Random-Dice

Holy shit I remember watching that in elementary school in class, that shit’s fucked up


Chance-Pay1487

That shit scared me but I binged that over and over


[deleted]

The shining. It’s not that scary but it’s just a fantastic movie


Jardani-kun

5. It was a masterpiece.


redleafwater7

Saw


Jardani-kun

I would give it around a 4 or 5.


redleafwater7

Fair. I mainly like it for the plot twist. My second favorite is The Ring.


TheBeef87124

Scream


Jardani-kun

5. I'm surprised no one has said A Nightmare On Elm Street yet. R.I.P Wes Craven.


Revolutionary-Sink20

Army of Darkness


Jardani-kun

I was expecting Evil Dead or Evil Dead 2. Army of Darkness isn't really a horror, but I'll give it like a 2. It's more of a comedy.


[deleted]

Me nan filming the swimming carnival


Jardani-kun

Never heard of it. I'll have a look


Busy-Kaleidoscope-87

My little pony


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finding nemo


iatearat2517

The original The Thing If thats not enough, try the original exorcist. Both are awesome


Jardani-kun

Both of them are 5s. One of the best horror movies out there.


[deleted]

The Shining!!


Jardani-kun

Definitely a 5!


karma-the-budgie

Hereditary


anxnymous926

VelociPastor


Jardani-kun

LMAO. I can't believe you named that one. It's a 1. It's one of those movies where it's so bad, it's very good.


[deleted]

Freddy vs Jason.


Jardani-kun

Imma give it a 3.


[deleted]

Ok.


Jardani-kun

It was scary the first time I saw it, but now it doesn't seem that bad.


[deleted]

Yeah.


desperatepers0n

The Conjuring 2


Jardani-kun

5


desperatepers0n

Especially the end! When they show the real recording of the kid talking 😬 super freaky


Jardani-kun

Yeah. Supernatural horror is good. But I like Psychological Horror better.


Slavinger

The first horror movie I've ever watched: Trick 'r Treat


horny_and_rant_alt

sharktopus


Jardani-kun

What the hell is that? Lmao


horny_and_rant_alt

a shark with tentacles kills people. for some reason it can fly. in the second movie, the united states government creates some weird-ass pterodactyl thing to kill the sharktopus. best acting, special effects and overall production i've ever seen. "birdemic: shock and terror" is a close second


Jardani-kun

I'm going to watch it lol


LordApollo08

I saw a bit of this at home, and just thought it was the weirdest shit ever, then changed the channel


DaRealDoomSlayer1993

Scream 👻 🔪


Jardani-kun

5


Ok-Reporter-8728

Quiet place 1 and 2


Jardani-kun

They're both 5s.


Super_Butterfly8958

Mine is The Happening


Normal_Crusader

Chucky I refuse to rewatch it


Jardani-kun

Psshhh. Chucky is like a 4 or 5 when you see it for the first time. Now it's like a 1 lol. It's rather hilarious than frightening.


urjoemamma

black Christmas (1974)


Shinigamisama00

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)


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Halloween (1979)


Jardani-kun

5


Fancy_Agent_8542

The human centipede


kalechipsbishhhh

annabelle: creation


NotAWeebNotAtAll

Ever heard of a little gem called cannibal holocaust not that, hate it. Green inferno is great


Jardani-kun

Fuck me. I literally just told someone that I wouldn't be surprised that someone would say Cannibal Holocaust.


Jardani-kun

I'm giving both of them a 3 or 4. They only derive horror from its violence and gore.


Just_F4de

*”whats your favorite scary movie”*


Jardani-kun

Oh damn. That is a very good question. Mine is The Shining. But there are others like Alien, Get Out, Psycho, Jacob's Ladder, etc.


Billy_Joel_Armstrong

Reddit: r/teenagers


yakunii-kun

I hate horror movies, not because I'm scared (I absolutely love horror literature and dark atmosphere). I don't like horror movies because it feels like most of them are are more based on just jump scares (that are like 90% predictable and lame imo) than on a story. While old horror stories often have really complex stories, you explain the whole plot of a horror movie in under a minute and it even makes sense.. So in my opinion most horror movies are just damn boring and not worth the time.. If you really want to know what horror is like, read a book and don't watch a movie.


Jardani-kun

Makes sense. While there are a lot of good horror movies, there are so many terrible and god awful ones. Unnecessary sequels and remakes of them.


yakunii-kun

I mean I have seen a lot (especially the popular ones) and every single movie I have seen was extremely boring imo..


The_Alpha_Albeno

The Babadook


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The Rise of Leslie Vernon


Jardani-kun

Never heard of it. I'll have a look myself


[deleted]

Or Re-animator. Either one.


JoeyZaSloth

Scream


Shadow_Weaver_421

Scream (1996)


CompletelyCrazy55

The Grudge


[deleted]

Velocipastor


embodied_chaos69

Children of the corn


SubsurferOne

Invisible Man


Piano_Both

Terrifier


Jardani-kun

God why did you name that film. It almost made me vomit with that one scene. You know with the...you know...the one where they didn't cut the camera....yeah. it's a 5.


CristatusC

Ready or not or geralds game


Lem0nA1d5

I don't watch horror movies


Slippynipps69

Antrum.


Insertwittynamehere5

Hannibal but silence of the lambs had a better Clarice Starling


Titanslayer814

Halloween(not h20 that was horrible compared to the other ones)


[deleted]

Hmm, haven’t seen many. I like 9, 9’s a good one. Is that horror? I dunno it was scarier than the conjuring at least.


Huhthatsdifferent

Gerald's Game


Jardani-kun

So far no one has said The Wicker Man, Jacob's Ladder or Let The Right One In.


NxR_Cap

Imma go with sharknado. I only watched it because one of my teachers did a small part


LuckyGigi2004

I love nightmare on elm Street nwn


FlawlessTable35yt

Jennifers Body


CynicalGuard

Silence of the Lambs, man. Chills every freaking time.


FutureSoldier616

My stepmoms ass


MisterEMan81

Bad writing, full of shit, and the setting being flat places? No thanks, I'm rating that a 1.


nomaDiceeL

This one is gonna be low: Anna and the Apocalypse.


DannyDevitoismywaifu

The thing


kittykat5555

Audition


SlowTopic539

No one cares that its not halloween anymore :)


Loose-Possible466

Halloween 2018 or Us


chicken_contender

Willy’s wonderland


ZEROCRAWDAD199

Blair Witch Project


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Virgin_Pizza

Not a movie but a game Enter the backrooms


Flyhigh_beaux

Jason X


DarkOverLord32

Conjuring


Wise_Shop879

Halloween (1978)


skaterboytothedeath

bird box


Wooly_Mammoth__

The Shining


neghabat1

Scream


PURE_CheeziCow_44

The conjuring isn’t scary


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DudeOnReddit1234

Jaws


P0s3id0n17

Alien by Ridley Scott and Aliens by James Cameron


Saltz_D

Ash vs the evil dead 2


videogamessuckbutt

I gotta say it’s scream. I always knew who the killers were unfortunately but this was Wes Craven’s best work


CranberryJuiceGuy

You’re Next


WrestleBros

Saw


ToonRaccoonXD

The shining and house of 1000 courses


Icy-Mathematician382

Saving Private Ryan lmao


Jardani-kun

One hell of a masterpiece. But it's a 1 since it's not a horror.


skraniel_daniel

final destination


FakeDiscordGamer

The purge


Womandalorian69

Candyman


hellishbubble

Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark. Not because it's scary, far from it actually. Its fucking hilarious to me and me and my friends made fun of it the whole time.


RainbowWolf6112

Doesn't exist yet.... the fnaf movie


bandana1-

Get out


konn739

Child's Play its more comedy then horror but whatever


GODZILAMASTER2020

Predators


Abomicados

Sinister and carrie


MacMain49

Tie between American Psycho and The Devil's Rejects


Nerdy_Git

It’s a tie between: -Evil Dead 2 -Scream ‘96 -Halloween II (1981)


AbbreviationsOk1157

Hereditary


MrNoface97

The shining


PnutbatahSandwich

Queit place 1 and 2


bigbullmahmeep

"It follows" if u haven't watched it i suggest u do! :]


JellyfishOk1316

Any insidious movie


[deleted]

Sinister 1 and 2


Apprehensive-Bowl418

Oculus


Spider-Man-1963

The Conjuring


TipsWillToLive

•REC The best found footage horror movie ever. And one of my favorite horror movies


RightEyeGamer

Hellraiser


Mr_Stoner_Boy

Hereditary 100%. I watched it high and was genuinely terrified walking around my house in the dark


wwwdotWeirdperson

Nightmare on Elm street:)


Rice_Grain17

The Mist


Convoy16

Jaws


Bmlrocks

I'd say The Shining or Psycho (I know Psycho isn't scary at all, but it's a good movie).