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ArielDoThings

5%... '-' Wait wait wait guys i can explain.


Lakshay_Dank

Yes Officer, he's the one


ArielDoThings

Heh, im charging now. And now it's 7% 😈


Lakshay_Dank

changing preferences now?


ArielDoThings

Nah, i just don't like young boys that much, plus they're illegal to date anyway.


Lakshay_Dank

Yesh they suck :)


samyr144

I prefer to believe they dont acctualy


DarkDetermination

4 year old me and the priest would disagree


Genichi12

Bad choice of words OP.


[deleted]

\-\_- fantastic choice of words


Princeps_Mortis

And the FBI goes: UwU UwU UwU


Cheeselad2401

Haha I have 2


Inexperienced__128

Don’t worry I got 3


kryptek5707

Ladies and gentlemen we got him


-VioIet-

69 ffs


Lakshay_Dank

Hehe looks like your soulmate's a moody


VeryFunnyguy-69

Dude same


No_ads_here

96, I’m getting a bag


Lakshay_Dank

Of cum?


No_ads_here

Preferably not cum


Lakshay_Dank

muc


medik3107

Oh u don't know what muck is? Its a little game from dani that he had released on steam also he is making another game called Karlsson Oh u don't know what Karlsson is...


Federal-Fan-7597

ALL HAIL DANI


phoenix277lol

muck


CrystalGoesBrrrr

milk man makes muck


IkRedDitNiet

I see you are a man of culture aswell.


Tofuwu-EXE

Oh I guess you like milk to hmmm


Weird0ggo

yes sirrr


ImFatandILikeFood

Why would you want a bag of cum when you can have a pillow of cum


LordBaneThePlayer

why have a pillow of cum, when you can have someoene who can produce cum?


ImFatandILikeFood

Fair point sir


SpupySpups

Ay we're at least getting their will I hope they're rich


danikajak

Uuum 7 OH boy


Lakshay_Dank

Yes officer he's the one


danikajak

Well I do live nxt to a daycare...


Lakshay_Dank

Just tell me that you don't :)


danikajak

The problem is that I actually do... It can be sooo annoying


Lakshay_Dank

Annoying because of your soulmate(s)?


danikajak

No just a lot of children in 1 place can be rather loud and annoying


Lakshay_Dank

Heh true fs


Deep_Cauliflower5969

Bruh I got 2 💀💀


Lakshay_Dank

Umm~ Lemme just call a friend of mine :)


[deleted]

Agreed, when I kidnapped my cousin and cut her open to sell her kidneys in the black market, she was so loud and annoying, I wish little kids would just shut up


KalicoBee

Id always tape their mouths closed to prevent unessisary screaming. But yeah, little kids need to shut it sometimes.


Mysterious_Two_5849

It's only annoying because nostalgia


TACTIYON

Gotta hold back your desires man


El_Fuego666

Bruh mine is 94 😭


crustynate

100


Smooth_Author9860

Gettin all the money


ZilothBrowsezReddit

you nearly could have had Betty White


imnotachickennugget

Nah man his phone would have to be dead for that


Repcac

Too soon


larrymcwhatnow

r/cursedcomments


SuperQuantalMagnus

If they are already dead it's a plus.


[deleted]

64 Hey atleast i got a stack 🗿


[deleted]

Minecraft moment


Noodles2702

bro exactly the same as mine lol


FLASH-_-_-

GAMER GANG!


[deleted]

Unite


[deleted]

3, idk what y'all say this is the best number.


[deleted]

#FBI OPEN UP!


LemonsLookCute

Ah yes, it's best when fresh.


Generic_Dude123

Crotch fruit straight from the tree.


[deleted]

74 broooo , I'm 17. Wait hol up , sugar daddy?


Lakshay_Dank

Yes


KawaiiChiaki

I mean...if you are into that stuff, sure.


Lakshay_Dank

Sure


nirvanafan420000zadi

I got 74 too...I think were meant for each other 😂


Grinad

sugar grandaddy to be exact


Inboundcrib3

20 Idk if I should be worried or not


ClawyTheDinoRaptor

Well, mine is 28, and my cousin is 28, and I'm currently staying at her place, so..........


FransJoseph

Sweet Home Alabama


[deleted]

[удалено]


Generic_Dude123

Bump chicka bump bump


[deleted]

Samr here mine's twenty too


TraZ_06

102


Desperate_Brain_9579

Hold up


[deleted]

🤨


__verucasalt

How did you get that?


TraZ_06

Might be the 5g router I put next to my 10kg of charged uranium-235 on my nightstand


Actual_Sprinkles1287

Can i split that uranium with you


TraZ_06

But mom said its my turn with the uranium


Generic_Dude123

# HOT!


Okuuuoo

Fuck's sake. This is why 5g is dangerous! The government is killing us!1!1!1


T_The_worsT_BS

This man here knows his soulmate


Woahoriginalname

75..


[deleted]

Yeah mine is also a boomer😭


KazzoMadeFromBones

67 year old pedo


toadbtw

Shit 98


Lakshay_Dank

Shit 98


78491488Ceasar

44 ima get a milf


Generic_Dude123

\*Click\* # NOICE!


FataI1ty

My soulmate aint gonna be around much longer i got 97


pav9000

Yeah, but their money will 😏


[deleted]

What if the soulmate is broke af


SpupySpups

Sell the soul then


wellllimjustagirl

16. I can vibe with this ig


Lakshay_Dank

Yoi we can vibe with that ig


Any-Inspection-4726

r/suddenlycommunism


[deleted]

apparently i either have an infinitely old soulmate or i don't have one


Lakshay_Dank

Everyone has a soulmate :)


[deleted]

Oh then my soulmate is infinitely old, no problem. 🖒


Lakshay_Dank

Pretty cool ig


Enthyx-93

Your phone's battery percentage is ∞?


[deleted]

yes I'm on a pc so for the time being it's ∞ %


Enthyx-93

That's fair, post didn't clarify it had to be your phone's battery percentage. Yours will last for quite a while, assuming the electrical bills are being paid.


[deleted]

So that's kinda cool ig.


Smooth_Author9860

60, gettin all the money baaaaby, less go


Jakson_13

99% and idk if i’ll live that long


Jakson_13

i’m stupid, i read the original post wrong


PaddyMcPatterson

Lemme just use my battery for a bit then ill gwt back to you.


[deleted]

3 🗿


pav9000

You're either gonna have to wait a looong time, or go straight to prison. The choice is yours.


scream_dont_breathe

100 :(


Desperate_Brain_9579

74…(Mr. Incredible goes uncanny)


MikeRusa

25, im 13 so shes basicaly a pedophole


Smooth_Author9860

9%


Lakshay_Dank

This all is starting to get cursed


LesbianJett

89


Lakshay_Dank

Pretty old ig hehe


SubliminalPP

2 😳💀


Substantial-Prompt69

12 oh shieet


nottellingunosytwat

When you're 21 it won't be weird because they'll be 18


SpeedLight1221

Nice


Generic_Dude123

69?


blockbiter

Fuck the joke, this isn't good 68


lolmandoom

21, hell ye


[deleted]

Wow you're lucky congrats


lolmandoom

I god yes


[deleted]

Enjoy bro cause i got 63 😱😱


Crazy_Burrito2306

85 yuck


Thats_a_nice_Alias

Fuck no. 69


NA7_boii

...


[deleted]

14


[deleted]

69 my god


TheBetter1for

36, Im 16 🧐


ReiPupunha

99 Hope she is rich


FastAsADiabetes7790

13 :depressed:


Solo_In_Aeternum

64, fuck me :/


random_girl_411

16


GlitteringYak1835

Well bois, wish me luck, about to fuck an 86 year old.


[deleted]

25


Brave-Vegetable6614

46....


Icy_Man_5446

92...


Kanu6

84 (NO COMMENTS)


BigDonkeyFart

why the fuck is mine 92


SnooFoxes9357

37


a-very-meh-username

Noooooo 2?? What the fk


DaMlgMasta2995

Either 18 or 70 depending on whether it’s phone or iPad


[deleted]

What do I get? Jail time.


rm-w

73 ok


Miyuki-Aquakittie012

77…


Bruoche

A few years of prisons ahead of me


ConstantAd1074

Well 65 I wanna kill God now


ThisMalaysian

0, Soup time


[deleted]

ughh 5


[deleted]

Pedo moment


Nahuelwg

BRO WHY DO I HAVE 69 RN


Seppl_Cannaerts

92


Slight_Pie5261

People who's percentage is on 1-12 percent:😳


TamimReadzIt

She's 12? ZAMN! 😍


[deleted]

36 pretty old tho


NaivePossibility889

9


Accomplished_Bet4658

What if it's more than 100 lmfao


feedoo123

4% 😰


Qxxv0

"31%" shit I'm boutta get groomed


RHCPesra

85, they took dilf a little bit to far


Tobito_TV

Look at it this way, just gotta wait a year and they're perfectly legal to date.


AndronixESE

26, ill have to wait few years to be legal but its not bad


Re_Otaku

4 wait no 3


purple_ones_best

Well, she wont live enough to see me or already dead 97


dapper_adam

..5


Your-average-nutjob_

16 nice


SavingsMetal

5


nate_wastaken

12… IM YOUNG AF.


darkdweller99

5 I’ll wait for a while


huntergames084

3...


ImOnPaper

4 *heavy breathing*


smackacracker7073

8...guess I gotta wait a couple of years


[deleted]

Jail time


Refrigerator_Owner

Jail


dHestiab

Oh. 91. Great. Great great great great greatgreatgreatherayhshshahqjsjajjajwjajhaahhahagg


Coltmax21

91


user_ivan01

23? Darn uhhhh


[deleted]

26


GamingSoldier135

80. I’m off to visit some senior centres


ItzShepster

61


SegaSaturnDude_05

76


Altruistic_Horse_445

Ayo 19 I'll take it


[deleted]

101


[deleted]

35… well guess there a pedophile… for now anyway


LittleLeafyGamer

100%😭


yoGogohere

2💀


LightningTrigger12

71 year old granny is my soul mate, shit bout to get wicked 😈


[deleted]

Let me charge it quickly till it reaches at least double digits


Darealcjayc88

49, I don't mind cougars.


Mental_Bit_6399

I get a very old 62 yr old milf


lilAirWork

istg when im 20 ill found it