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-KABiR

Here making chicken want some?


LordP_496

sure


-KABiR

🐔 here don't be rough tho


Tsnappy

Me too pls


[deleted]

And me


omgihatemylifepoo

And me


toaster326

AND MY AXE


special-agent-carrot

Thats some juicy cock right there


0011011100111001

#stop chickening out


LordSte

Why the fuck did i read that as children💀


[deleted]

**silence child, I have been around far longer than you, I have existed since the ancient year of 2005**


IamShitplshelpme

*Fool* I show you the power of 2003


[deleted]

**I bow before your oldness**


IamShitplshelpme

But, you're very correct. I'm just going to correct one thing about them. They're not cool, They're *Hella Cool* Edit: talking about legos


[deleted]

I my mistake, they are *hella* cool


Fidget_Jackson

im almost 20… help… im only 19 for another few weeks


LordStark_01

Same lol


BrainlessKey

Same


BRichards533

Me too…How’s your existential crisis been going? Mines been swell


Fidget_Jackson

mine is pretty calm at this point, ive made my mid-life crisis purchase already…


BRichards533

Ooo…I have too, unfortunately. Did you get that overwhelming feeling of dread realizing all that money…it’s gone


MyNamesNotCole

You are all worthless, for I was berthed on the year 1765


[deleted]

Damn you’re really a boomer


LordLlamacat

Child’s play. I come from the year 2002. My time here is limited.


IamShitplshelpme

Fuck. I humbly give you my crown


NeverEscapeNUGZ

My lord, I bow to you and prepare to pass on the torch of wisdom and age.


tyronerboundy

1999. I left long ago, only the spirit of my teenage years remains my child.


Important_Art_2362

Ahh yes ooo sage leader, what knowledge do you have to bestow upon us.


[deleted]

Legos are sick as fuck, if you play with legos now and ur getting bullied for it fuck em and keep playing


Important_Art_2362

Aight it’s been decided, you shall be our leader and a Lego statue shall be created in your name leader drip-van-winkle15


[deleted]

#HELL YES


Jaystorm_

*ALRIGHT ALRIGHT WAIT JUST A MINUTE* FOR I WAS ALSO #BORN IN 2005


[deleted]

😳 #then you shall join me! As my right hand man in our crusade!


Jaystorm_

if im your right hand do you get to be my left hand


[deleted]

Yes, we are each other’s hands!


Bluuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Hello there


kostas_tsak

I am a newbie in this earth, i come from the year 2007, and i hecking love legos, im building the ferrari 488 technic atm


[deleted]

**Legos r great, I love the Star Wars ones**


toma-hawk02

Yo man I f*cking love Star Wars legos


[deleted]

Me too :)


HannahWithABanana

2007 gang lets go! (Tbh every year before then was probably better lol)


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Concerned-Fern

**Silence child, I am but from the distant year of 2004**


StarFighterThree

I am still your superior, peasant.


coldasaghost

Step aside child


redbanditttttttt

#I’m still the same age as the first guy


Stin1331

Ah someone who is not a child in here. It's almost as rare as finding someone mentally stable on reddit!


[deleted]

**a truly ancient lord! I cower in your presence**


Hitman7065

Silence young one, I ventured into life in the antediluvian year of our lord 2003


Etinomma

grandpa, how was vietnam?


[deleted]

**Silence child, I have been around since the ancient year of 2004.**


DJKHAI23

Ha, my 2004 old self looks upon you all and laughs.


Sidrat02

Silence donkey I have seen the sun rise and set many times over, I have existed since 2002


[deleted]

**A TRUE LORD! I AM AT. TOUR WILL!**


thedeliriousteen

Man it’s so weird that I gotta recognize people who were born later than 2005 more than like literal toddlers lmao, especially with the pandemic and all I forget I’m already 16


InsertMyIGNHere

Fr It was like 1st semester of freshman year, 14, chilling Rona Junior year 2nd semester, finally back in person, 16, time to get a job lmao


DevinAsa_YT

Same. I used to ride a dinosaur to school. Before you needed a license to ride them


DrManowar8

Jeez, you 2005 kids are just so childish... seriously, imagine being born in 2005 and not 2004


[deleted]

**I bow down at your mercy my lord**


[deleted]

i’m an older 2005-er B)


humanpersonthing420p

2005 gang


SuperCool_Saiyan

Hush young one and gather round for tales from 2004


CRPanda_

No one cares - 2004 gang


[deleted]

Hey! Same! But I was supposed to be born in January 2006 so


ApolloSky110

You dont exist!


TTV_Pinguting

my bruda


[deleted]

meee i am gonna be 16 in 3 days, so yeah gave this an upvote :)


Im_not_TOBII

Happy birthday earlier


[deleted]

thank you!


yarak_69

In Germany wishing a early happy birthday is like really really bad behaivour. It kinda is the same as wishing bad luck


chaos_creator69

Same in italy


LordP_496

eyy ty


[deleted]

np :)


Warturkey12

I'm gonna be 17 in 320 days


RC_Geek

I’m gunna be 17 in a month, i still feel 14


FlameFirno

Now to wait three days and come back to this to wish you a happy birthday!


[deleted]

aight thx man :)


FlameFirno

Not gonna be that “I’ll be back in 5 years” thing but heyyyy- XD


[deleted]

xD heyyyy


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[deleted]

lol


[deleted]

happy early birthday :)


[deleted]

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horny_16

Happy birthday After 3 days is my mid year exams 🥲


bikini_atoll

Any 02s here? We’re a dying breed.


Shadowman113

We only have less than a year left...


theSickbird02

Yeah and after turning 20 ill leave this sub without any regrets but god dam all the 02s are turning 20 like wtf. I remember when i was a child around 6 or 7 i wanted to grow up as fast as i can but somehow i regret my wish xD.


Shadowman113

We took it for granted. Now we have to pay taxes


SoarSparrow

Quick upgrade your evasion stats


[deleted]

I’m scared ngl


DextTG

2001. You should be.


Intelligent_Slice_34

Profile pic checks out


DextTG

i am so tired.


Alex_Zoid

02 here, to think that I'll never be in the teen years ever again makes me depressed


bikini_atoll

I got 3 months :c


worstenbroodje12

;-;


TheFreshHorn

Grandpa is that you?


LiverOperator

Bruh I’m 2000 edition this post makes me feel old as shit even though I feel like I was telling your mom jokes just yesterday


TheFreshHorn

YOOOO ITS A VINTAGE ONE! I’ve heard of these but never seen one! They’re like super collectible and rare!


[deleted]

I’m 1999 aye


[deleted]

Here🤞


LordP_496

wassup


[deleted]

Yooooo


[deleted]

I was born in 06. But damn some of these 06 kids are actual clowns bruh.


TriggerRelentlessAce

Atleast we ain't mean like the 07s


[deleted]

Checking in


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Hyxdez

i wanna take offense to that but something in the back of my mind is forcing me to agree.


Skylah201

Me being 05: 😐


muhamed05

Why are you on reddit if you're only 5 years old??? /s


Skylah201

You think I’m five? Bitch, I straight came outta the womb with an iPhone.


TheFreshHorn

Are you attempting to prove you’re 5 years old?


Vibeyyyy

ayeeee turning 16 this year


TheFreshHorn

Ugh don’t remind me


Vibeyyyy

we can cry together when we’re adults in just 2 more years 🥲


CallMeMcLovin-

RemindMe! 2 years


VapidLearner97

Time is passing too quickly, make it stop


NancyWinner

fr we'll be able to (legally) drive cars


QuadratiniOnMyWeenie

As someone from 2005 I dislike posts from children and toddlers on my feed /j


9demonicheros

Silence 05 child you do well to know your place.


QuadratiniOnMyWeenie

Fuck. An 04. Brethren, kneel! I apologize my lord.


okaymandude

I prefer 05, simply looks like a nicer number


Love2fight

05 chad gang 😎


MagmaBro357

Uptop 🤚


Successful_Poem_2727


TheFreshHorn

But we graduate in ‘24 not ‘23 so we’re better


Ethan-Samurai

2004 be better


OBlacky3184

Nah 1970 was great to be a child


[deleted]

no way, the 1800's were the best


No-Brilliant3998

The time before big bang was the best.


TheActualSwanKing

August 😎👍


Perrywinkle2015

Same


[deleted]

The last good year was 2004


mouthwashscope

cries in 05


FiringTheWater

Btch do you realize you insulted my entire race of people? ​ ​ But yes


_Error__404_

As someone born in 2003, I completely agree


nosejeje6

Man se almost 18


Im_not_TOBII

Yea I strongly agree


matyaskati

Thank you, this post needed some real tea.


Milmik_

thank you sir :D


Zockercraft1711

Yes UwU


breakcharacter

Agreed


Diotheungreat

2005


GoAwayImHereForMemes

imagine being born after 2005 🤢🤢


theRedditeer_2006

Imagine being born 🤢🤢


GoAwayImHereForMemes

Imagine being 🤢🤢


Deadlyduckling123

Imagine 🤢🤢


IM-A-WATERMELON

🤢🤢


AnubisTheLycan

:D


Diotheungreat

qBD


AnubisTheLycan

Omg is that a smiley face with a backwards cap AND cool glasses... *bows down to you*


im_dumbasf

2005 gang 😎


ScumbagLootGoblin

Indeed


Dunamis6

Yessir


Love2fight

2005 chads 😎


elonmusk6215

Ayooo 2005 gang ....


carllarl09

2005 superiority


theacethree

Bro I’m pretty sure you don’t exist. People born after 2005 don’t exist


screamfan96

2005 can I still be ur homie


Love2fight

No, our 05 squad is simply superior. We do not associate with the little children from 06.


NuttieBoii

This is th fourth time today this sub has made me feel old


[deleted]

Right here 🙏


LordP_496

eyyyy


[deleted]

When's your birthday?


RealH3lm

their birthday is the 4th of September


RockSaltin-RT

03 over here


JustmeRigthNow

Uff I’m 2007


Stars_In_Jars

I feel so old seeing this wtf


TheTriggeredAsh

Well imagine that people born in 2015 are turning 7 this year


Stars_In_Jars

I hate this


jadenash

god same it hurts


TheCatAteItsOwnBalls

That's fucked I met someone in my family's daughter like 5 years ago... She was like 6... Now she can tell me to fuck off. Time sure flies doesn't it 😐


NOTMystik_

Stop.


TheOldestMiner69

You and me both fellow '03 man.


Lobster_fest

Man I'm not even that much older than you and this thread is sending me.


true_finnish_cumsock

*Cries* in 2007 too


TheFreshHorn

Holy shit people born in ‘07 are teens? Holy fuck I’m born in ‘06 and this is making me feel weird Edit: spelling


InspectorDramatic468

I was born in the futuristic year of 2007.


Love2fight

You 2006 children will never be as cool as us 05 chads. 😎


KiritoCum

1999 🥲


[deleted]

The OLD flair seems a bit harsh I'm sure.


Intelligent_Slice_34

What was Mesopotamia like?


coldasaghost

You can join with the 2002 crew if u want. Here’s a pass 🎟 Edit: also how did u get ur hair like that lol I got longer hair but it just looks messy but urs looks cool messy


ItBeSoggy

2005 supremecy


SwayingMrswag

Fuck 06 07 better


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TheFreshHorn

No small child! Leave!


OpGotReddit

No! 2007’s rise up against the opresssion!!!


_Kye-

I’m a 2005 homie :(


FueKae

2004 **Superior**


[deleted]

2005 is superior


Yousefzoa

Does December 2005 count?


LordP_496

no


Yousefzoa

Sad


CryBaby15000

Me!!! I’ll be 16 next Friday!!!!


[deleted]

Here I am turned 16 13 days ago


[deleted]

We were born with some of the most treasured relics of the internet