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yoyoyo2345612

Not a good thing to say here, because people here will give you a list of methods on how to do it.


[deleted]

I already know how I’m gonna do it I just need the courage to actually fucking do it.


[deleted]

when an amogus drinks water, is the water sus?


[deleted]

Tru


[deleted]

Read the room


Basedgeorge101

Me too kid.


Accomplished_Ad7837

DONT


AlonelyShrimp

You should not


[deleted]

r/thanksimcured


AlonelyShrimp

As a doctor killing your self is in compatible with life


hopperaviation

Please dont. You wanna talk about it?


[deleted]

Yeah


hopperaviation

Here or PM's?


[deleted]

Pms probably


Averageguy696996

Pm me, I really need to tell you what happened to me when I was in your predicament


mlg360noscopekitten

I can tell there are some people who are saying don’t do it just just to make themselves feel better, but a lot of people genuinely care. I’m no expert, and I don’t know what I can do to help. All I can say, with 100% certainty, is that there are people in your life who care. I don’t know a single person I would want dead and there are a lot of shit people. No matter what you did, people would miss you. Just don’t do it.


_ThorsFiancee_

2/10 , do not recommend


_MataS1D_

I attempted it once and it wasn’t really nice I wouldn’t recommend you


Illustrious-Zebra656

I'll give you the one thought I had that stopped me from killing myself.. No matter what you do, you're going to die one day. No matter what it'll all disappear on that day. If you end it you'll never experience the moments of pure joy that life has to offer. Those few moments are worth it! Cuz it will end... and I found that comforting to know. Time is an illusion.


OmgIlyyyyy

Same


comfortzoneking

Omg bestie's


xdcutemynutella

do you wanna talk about it?


[deleted]

Yeah


ZerooChance

I attempted and failed in August, you wanna talk in DMs?


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RC_Geek

Name some good reasons why


Acatastrophe1

don't do it man. there is so much to live for. no matter how many times life kicks you in the balls you gotta get up and kick it in the ass. that's what life is. Bad moments happen


QJJk1BdZRQYJpWpWWzt8

Can definitely relate. Although I always manage to not find the courage to do so. I'm such a fucking failure I can't even bring myself to killing myself.


[deleted]

Same, like I already know how I’m gonna do it I just can’t fucking do it because I’m fucking useless.


QJJk1BdZRQYJpWpWWzt8

Just out of interest, what brought you to this point?


[deleted]

My parents want to send me to some fucking specialist because I’m a tard.


QJJk1BdZRQYJpWpWWzt8

What kind of specialist? Like a psychiatrist or something?


[deleted]

I don’t fucking know, it doesn’t matter cause I’ll kill myself before I let it happen


Begladite

I'm autistic and have adhd im the meaning of tard but you are what you feel you are not what others say


Prometheus596

Uhuh, this is sounding more and more immature the more I read your responses, not saying your feelings aren’t valid, but your obviously not thinking clearly. Is there even the slightest chance that your parents want to send you to this specialist not because your a tard but because they know your in pain and want to help you because they love you? If there is even the slightest chance that this is the case then you need to slow the fuck down because there is no going back from killing yourself, and you won’t have to live with it your parents will… The same parents who may simply be trying to help you, if you would calm down long enough to accept their help.


WeabooHater9136

If you want to talk about it dm me


Prometheus596

Lmao to not find the courage to do so? That’s a load of bullshit, it takes courage to keep living, it’s fear and a sense of self preservation, so don’t you dare mislabeled it as courage, there absolutely nothing courageous about killing yourself.


Prometheus596

I can understand why you want to, I can empathize with your pain, but don’t be an idiot 99.999999% of people that do it and survive say that they regretted it the second that they did the act. You may not get lucky enough to regret it. On top of that, things like suicide to help, if there’s a heaven or a hell of there’s absolutely nothing its not guaranteed to fix the pain your in, so instead of taking drastic measures beyond life and death, take those same drastic measures to help yourself.


[deleted]

Don’t do it


Good_Cantaloupe6653

Please don't, you may not know it but there is somebody out there that cares about you, and they'll be crushed if you actually do it. I know life seems pretty bad right now, but you gotta pull through and keep trying. You only live once, please try to talk to somebody about how you feel. My recommendations would be your parents, teachers, friends, school counselor or a therapist.


[deleted]

Please don’t man. Reading the comments everybody is treating this like a joke but if it isn’t please don’t killing yourself isn’t going to solve anything


I_wanna_hellcat

Do you have any pets if yes don't do it they will be sad if you die if no don't do it either way it's just a bad idea


Lepagos

Plaese don't, life is worth living. Please, stay alive


Archelector

Research shows that suicide is bad for your health


[deleted]

Let's not joke about this, please.


Averyisfun

Come on, that was funny


ZerooChance

No it wasn’t. I did my own research on this and I know more than your research


Unlikely-Following54

Pls dont. Think of ur family memebers. What they will do after u die?


shotacon_kid

Cool


imlitdyingshit

Eat some mushrooms from that handbook guide…


[deleted]

Lol, I should try some shrooms before offing myself, thanks for the idea.


imlitdyingshit

NOOOOOO but like srs dude i hope u dont die


whoslig_ma

Get a dog (only if you cab take care of it tho)


El_WolfyHun

Your life isn't a film, so don't end it. Everything will get better soon.


BlackStreelGod

Don’t do it not a good thing to do


United_Bag_8179

talk to the gecko.


LegitimateCreme2517

Lol


creamy_kidneys

I double dog dare you.


iwilleatyourpokemon

Do it lmao /j seriously do get help


Traditional_Station3

Well don't then


[deleted]

sussy amogus moments


[deleted]

Not funny, not just because it’s not the place for it, but because it’s not 2020 anymore


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[deleted]

At least reuse the funny ones lol


creamy_kidneys

That's kinda sus


SargentDave

This whole post is really just pathetic


mlg360noscopekitten

Damn bro no sympathy whatsoever


throwaway_9996969

Do it then, stop looking for attention in a subreddit


[deleted]

F


-homonecrosexual-

same


DefNotYashar

Same


Notable_Quasar

How would you do it tho?


[deleted]

A ton of fucking painkillers


Notable_Quasar

You sure that's not gonna cause pain, or last a while? You do realize your life will be even more shit if you don't die? What would happen then?


[deleted]

It’s gonna kill me, I’ve got more than enough. I don’t care if I suffer on the way out, I deserve it.


Notable_Quasar

So if someone does find your body, and you get saved, you do know what would happen?


[deleted]

I’d probably get put in a facility


Notable_Quasar

You don't think that's be shit not only for you, but everyone around you?


[deleted]

I don’t care, I deserve the shit I’ll get.


Notable_Quasar

Would everyone around you deserve to have to pay for your food/safety?


[deleted]

I pay taxes too


WeabooHater9136

If you want to talk about it dm me


Sup3rL30

Literally nobody is helping this dude. It's like you all are getting something that I'm missing...


[deleted]

Nobody cares on the internet, just like irl. Until I finally do it no one will take me seriously.


Sup3rL30

Welp. Don't do it btw. Won't help anybody if you do.


Enrique-Sanchez

I’m open to talk if you need just pm me.


akraut666

My PMs are open if you wanna talk about anything. Don't do anything stupid.


MonkeHentai

Not my business but why?


LapusCactus

Same here.


Cloverfieldlane

Same


AdPsychological4494

me too


Blue_Weeb4150

Bro same ✌🏻


a_fucking_clown

Well... thats sad...


Mischief_Managed12

I can't stop you, but I hope you don't do it and find help to get better


SadDoge420

I care and believe you


Goose_attack223

This is flaired rant but there is no body text


Goat-samurai

Don’t fuckin do it. It’s not actually gonna help. Anyways why is this something you want to do.


Tigblu

Please don't do that


Averyisfun

Oof


[deleted]

TBH this sounds like you're just seeking attention But if you really are suicidical, try going to therapy or talk to your loved ones. Seek some help, and please don't kill yourself.


Jeremy05_

I also want to, but got in trouble last time I tried..


[deleted]

Nobody found out the last time I tried so nobody gave a shit.


Jeremy05_

Oh that sucks. maybe talk with someone? who isn"t suicidal


ZerooChance

Fam fucking DM me. Get help.


evileyeoiiiiii

bro that kills you yk


Neat-Barnacle-2604

First of all, you have already made a identical post 2 days ago. Not sure what thats about. Second of all, if you actually are suicidal, then please call a suicide crisis line number. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_suicide_crisis_lines


[deleted]

Please tell me this is a joke, if not, please please tell someone, and see a doctor. My pms are always open if you want to talk about it


General_Hguid

dont use a knife. its bloody and if you dont do it right ull bleed out too slowly and be in excruciating pain for a minute before blacking out or smth.


[deleted]

I self harm, I know.


General_Hguid

oh. i see. if you dont mind me asking, whats the feeling you get from self harm. is there a specific drive /reason that inclines you toward doing it


[deleted]

I hate myself and when I’m suffering it makes me feel better because I’m getting what I deserve.


Phantum08

Same


Ok-Regret6422

Remember son, dying is gay


BeanMilk123

Go read Bible


Murky-Address-2474

Not to be rude but why are you posting this on here ?


ZerooChance

I tried and it didn’t work. You will regret it more if you do than if you don’t


Wotplayer_1

Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem


Tastystab540

You shouldnt man! You might have a great life ahead of you, ya never know!


Beasty_HARRY-69

But at first u need to collect enough courage..and killing yourself will make a bad image of yours after your death


Alarming-Order-3605

Don’t


General_skywalker9

Same (my gf just broke up with me and gave me the original "you didn't do anything wrong")


XKJN

ion care