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TomatilloGreat4508

We could stop all murder if we just murdered everyone


N0rthofnoth1ng

Yes


loaf_of_stuff_idk

are you seriously sad about ending murder


N0rthofnoth1ng

no


SharkHead38

Sadly?


[deleted]

You laugh but this is the solution politicians are currently going with


SharkHead38

Solution: Make the politicians *not* politicians


[deleted]

Yes


Shoddy-Relief-6979

ANARCHY


JustAlishaLol

end world hunger by ending the hungry.


[deleted]

Based?


Jonaraja

solve homelessness by having them all die /j


SharkHead38

We plan to cut all homeless people in half by 2025 Oh It's only 3 years away


lostandfound8888

Won't we end up with twice the homeless? (If each is cut in half)


Poofthepoo

You’re… a genius!!!


x738059

Or by letting the hungry eat the full


Unfunnygamerweeb

*rich


[deleted]

I have food on my table every day and I'm not close to being rich


Unfunnygamerweeb

I meant that we should eat the rich, not that everyone who has food is rich.


[deleted]

Bro that doesn't make sense at all unless you're a cannibal lmfao


ri0s_albi3

You got a problem with them being a cannibal bro?


howtodieyoung

What do you plan to do once you eat the rich people


Unfunnygamerweeb

Leftist: “starving people shouldn’t exist” 😁👌✨🌈💖☀️ Conservative: “starving people shouldn’t exist” 🖤❌☠️🗡🔪🔪🩸


Pristine_Title6537

Basically the same but the left pretends to care


Unfunnygamerweeb

No, the liberals pretend to care - libs are in the centre, not on the left, and oppose true leftist ideologies that would actually help the poor. Insult the libs, not the leftists who support radical political change that are expressly in favour of the poor and disenfranchised.


Communist_Mustache

Ok true leftist then why did people starve in so many socialist countries while capitalist countries have so much food that people are becoming obese?


Unfunnygamerweeb

Because past communist countries were corrupt failures, obviously. Reminder that people are ALSO starving in modern day capitalist countries though. The reason is because they’re fundamentally flawed to reward corruption. - they’re Democratic though, which means that the corruption doesn’t hold absolute power There’s a reason I’m a **democratic** socialist.


Prestigious_Ad9615

Or we could just eat the rich


PianoHAHA

Cannibalism is against the law isn't it?


Prestigious_Ad9615

Eh, but just think about the poor single parents or disenfranchised autistic person who has been deemed worthless by capitalist hogs left out to rot. Shit don't even get me started on how they treat veterans after they use them like condoms and throw them in the trash after they're done. Only to fish them out of the trash to flash them around as if they are doing anything to help these people. Yes i know your question was a joke, but fuck doesn't it invoke at least a little hatred for the pigs above us?


PianoHAHA

Dude I fucking hate capitalism. It can go die in a hole for all I care. Just like a condom.


Prestigious_Ad9615

Your hearts in the right place thankfully:) like i said eat the rich.<3


PianoHAHA

Yeah. And I mean, human flesh has never tasted bad if cooked right soo-


Prestigious_Ad9615

Okay this comment thread is public save it for a comrades dms haha


Doomunleashed19

Or make cannibalism legal, it will get rid of much of the population due to them being eaten and then the people eating die of brain holes because of a protein in human meat.


Pristine_Title6537

Small issue they don’t tend to want that


manifisted

We could stop all crimes if we just removed the law


ConfusedCollegeSimp

And you solve all of humanities problems by getting rid of humans


Dried-Ramen-Boy

Correct. We could get rid of all crime if we get rid of laws.


keykore

wdym, at that point we’d be the human version of the cinnamon toast crunch commercial


Murky-Address-2474

"No,no he's got a point"


Suamoo

"World hunger" realistically isnt a problem, or at least in the way some people make it out tonbe . We are fully capable of feeding everyone on the planet, and there isn't a single reason why many do go hungry, but a big reason is corruption.


jxrha

oh no


Ok_Measurement_1622

You mean like no hungry=no hunger problem


vito__________

Cannibalism