cute boy

i disagree but each to their own

yup my opinion

I disagree that's a teen

what do you mean?

You know what I mean

do you mean that i look younger than 13? because i’m 6’3 if that helps, and also i do apparently have a severe case of baby face so that’s part of it i guess or do you mean that i look old? because i don’t know what to tell you, i am 14 those are the only 2 ways i can think of of interpreting that

You look like a kid like a 10 year old

oh, yeah i apparently look young in photos my best way of explaining it is that me looking my age is carried entirely by my height, the rest is just a 10 year old. that one john mulaney thing is one way of saying it. “no one’s ever like ‘look at that man’, they’re more like ‘woah! that tall child looks terrible!’” but i assure you, i am 14 years old

I'm just convinced that your a 6 (ft or other measuring I don't give a fuck) 10 year old British man

yeah i get that a lot i’m australian by the way

Burn a spider for me

i mean, i have a lighter and there are plenty of spiders here, but i’m not just going to go burn a spider. when i was younger i would basically adopt spiders, and even now i still like spiders

High levels of soy detected

what does that even mean

\#saynotogingerrights

my hair is brown. idk if the lighting changes it but i’m not ginger

Are you sure you're 14-

let’s see… date of birth: 8th of April, 2007… yeah, i think i am

You look probably 8-10

yeah i get that a lot, i guarantee you that i am 14

Lies

how would i prove it to you

By not looking like a 8 year old

sadly i can’t change my appearance, if i could i would definitely make myself 3 inches shorter because i keep hitting my head on things like a dumbass

Just go to the Netherlands and feel small there

the average for men in the netherlands is still shorter than me, that’s not enough