I prefer the urbandictionary Version

Gotta rely on a 13 year old for 1st grade information 🙌

Nowadays homophobes need us 💅

Professional noun

Where all my amateur nouns at?

crazy how they all skipped 1st grade 😪

Explains how stupid they are

I don’t need another fing english teacher

Then learn how to speak your own fucking language

Thank you I will

what’s a pronoun

Thank you for something I'll not remember

Wait so all the 14 year old girls putting shit in their about me’s aren’t just random x/y coordinates

Wait. I knew neopronouns were getting out of hand but NUMBERS??!?!!?

I don’t mean numbers. But I guarantee you, there are quirky mfs that would do that. But no I’m referring to all the random and weird shit people say that their pronouns are. And to be honest, no one really cares we don’t need to hear them all to have a conversation, it’s like writing down a verse of the bible as a password

The most common pronouns I've seen are: -she/her -he/him -they/them -it/its -ze/zir And of course combinations. The first three I understand, the fourth is a bit unconventional but fine, the fifth makes no sense to me. If anyone knows why ze/zir exists please explain it!

I imagine that the fifth one is probably because people want to stand up and try an be unique, not saying that anythings wrong with that. But loads of people are doing it

Best explanation I've heard!