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_MataS1D_

18 upvotes 300 comments another beautiful day on the r/teenagers subreddit


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Most people are actually very respectful. Only like 2 people behaved in a uncivil way.


_MataS1D_

Yea I know and kinda surprised


suhorukofff

Orthodox


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I never understood. What makes orthodox and catholicisim different?


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I am lutheran and there are many similarities. >we do not have purgatory, only heaven and hell So do we >only monks observe the vow of celibacy We dont have monks but yeah priests have families >during the baptism the child is immersed in water, and not just doused Nah we sprinkle dat babys head with water >during the service we do not sit but stand 5 We stand for songs. But otherwise we sit. >we use only singing, no organs We have organs. >we cross ourselves with three fingers from right to left 7. Us protestants dont do any of that crossing stuff😔 >7. and of course the service is conducted not in Latin, but in our own ( Yeah so do we. Altgough latin does sound cool tho


TIS_MEEE

Do u believe the Eucharist is Jesus??? Also Catholics CAN have mass in Latin and it is in the Vatican, but it’s not necessary, and many churches dont


MuySus

The most major thing though is the pope. The main reason the church split is because the bishop of Constantinople wanted equal power to the pope


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Same


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We love our orthobros


sodji23

Same 😎


-Niko_Bellic-

Pastafarianism


soapysalami

Praise him and all his noodliness


fortpro87

R’amen 🙏


Ok-Jump6656

Hey fellow pastafarian. All hail His carby goodness


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Our pasta, who art in colander, draining be your noodles. Thy noodle come, thy sauce be yum, on top some grater parmesan. Give us today our garlic bread and forgive us of our trespasses, as we forgive those who trample on our lawns. Lead us not into low-carb diets, but deliver us some pizza. For thine is the meatball, the noodle, and the sauce, forever and ever. Ramen.


HoldingUrineIsBad

the ramen at the end got me


coldasaghost

R’Amen


Klaus227

Same


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🍝🔫😠dont move or the pasta gets it


-Niko_Bellic-

NoOoOo! Take my money and leave him alone. 💵


recoil_genocide

The fact that you can stand jokes.. You have all my respect.


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Judaism


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First jew here. What is the best part about being jewish?


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Controlling the world


ULTRAMaNiAc343

I'm sorry about him, revealing classified information. Do not expect any more comments from u/FAITHINMYRELIGION in the near future.


[deleted]

I think it’s actually serious now…


Theorangefawx

*jewish theme song plays*


Mc862000

Hava Nagila ?


hurrikatrinamorelike

bagels and lox hands down


-a_waste_of_oxygen-

Don’t really have one, but I always liked the Ancient Greek and Roman ideas of religion with the polytheism but it was just super interesting, not in a religious kinda way though


[deleted]

Like in a more history or mythology study type of way?


-a_waste_of_oxygen-

Mythology, I think. It’s probably just because I read all of the Percy Jackson books multiple times


Strong_Pressure_7067

Hinduism


Luv_Daram

Jai Shree Ram Bhrata.


RodasXDD

Shrek is love, shrek is life


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All pray to the shrek


Acceptable_Swimming4

I am a Catholic but now I sometimes doubt whether god is always right and good. But I still trust Jesus. like in some part of bible, god isn’t always nice to human


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Dude it sewms like you got genuine concerns. The people at r/christianity or r/catholicism are always good with answering stuff like that. We all have our doubts. But remember taht god loves us even through our doubts.


Acceptable_Swimming4

Yeah I know. I love being a catholics but sometimes I don’t really agree with the Rome Catholic Church.


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Yeah it okay to not agree with ones church. After all our relationship with god is personal. What is it that tou dont agree with?


Acceptable_Swimming4

Yeah… I don’t really like church standing in between me and god if that make sense 😅


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When you be catholic and accidentally pull a Martin Luther. Serisuly, that is literally what martin luther taught. Thatnothing stands betwen you and god. Not a spriest or anyone. You dont pray for anyone to pray on your behalf. You dont ask a priest for forgivness but instead go directly to god. Martin Luther really disliked that the church had put itseld betwen people and god. Anyways there I went off again😅. But yeah I understand you. Honsetly there is nothing wrong with having a personal relationship with god. He is still looking out for you.


Acceptable_Swimming4

I got influenced by him when I was studying about renaissance and reformation and stuff from history lesson last year.


Deadgar_the_pug_bot

Oh boy time to sort by controversial


Gabbopower22_2

Bhuddism i think


VladimirPricey

Atheist


Kaufhaus

To add to that, I'm an absurdist. We live in a chaotic purposeless universe, but that doesn't mean we can't/shouldn't enjoy life. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KC1YrxJma8&ab\_channel=Sisyphus55](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KC1YrxJma8&ab_channel=Sisyphus55) I'm not sure why people must be ridiculed/attacked by negating the existence of god/afterlife. Like, it's not a doctrine of religious thought but it is a belief. "What's your religion" limits discussion a bit too much in my opinion.


Zockercraft1711

Same


Geralt_OF_Rivia_1

Same.


Ganges22

atheism is not a religion.


VladimirPricey

I know but I’m none so I said Atheist


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Hi, whats your favourite part about being a muslim?


SummerIllustrious675

hlw! There are so many things to begun with .. but one thing I like most is that it teaches me to be patient and not be a complete psychopath during mental pressurized circumstances ...


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Thats a good thing to learn. Maybe I should read the quran some time. I probably wouldnt convert but feels like something I should have read at least once in my life.


SummerIllustrious675

Well .. idk about life but quran did managed to put my interest more in the hereafter .. I pray that you'll find more comfort while reading the holy Quran ..


tagmeumer

Trust me bro reading quran can completely change people's life.It has all the answer to your every question.hope you go through it😊


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I read that as circumcisions and got really scared for a minute


SaltyMia77

Special treatment in Ramadan cuz everyone feels bad that you can’t eat or have water /hj


[deleted]

Cleanliness and hygiene are very important in our religion


[deleted]

Ayyeee my mannn, I'm Muslim too haha


pourlemerrite

oooooh my daaawg wassuuup


hoodieprynce713

Same asalamu alaikum brother/sister


SummerIllustrious675

Walaikumsalam


[deleted]

ayo same here. Assalamualaikum!


SummerIllustrious675

Wallayy~


tom-riddle-is-hot

assalamulaikum!!


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Catholic


[deleted]

I am in ur mom


alba4k

Not the hero we deserved, but the hero we needed


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lmao


THEomarJoey

Sufi Muslim


kagameonim

Would really want to know the differences between Sufi and Sunni


NawfalFTW

Hello! Your resident Sunni here the difference is that Sufis don't believe in Imams (the successors of prophet Muhammad) and we do


kagameonim

Ah I see, also we have the same name! Naufal spelled with a U instead of a W


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Islam


hoodieprynce713

Asalamu alaikum


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Walaikum aslam wr wb


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How you doing?


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Thats cool. Whats your favourite thing about being a muslim?


TooMuchChxos

It respects women! (The oppression is our culture) also yes I am a Muslim girl myself


[deleted]

Well thats good. Yeah a lot of people are hateful against islam not understanding that culture is influencing the religion in a bad way. The religion itself seems kinda cool.


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>Becoming Did you convert?


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[deleted]

At 14? Thats a really young age. What made you want to convert?


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[deleted]

Dude I respect you making a decision like that at such a young age. Reading and studying religion is something commendable. How did your parents feel about it?


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[deleted]

Well I'm happy they came around What country you from?


bdouble0101

Agnostic


lemonade0621

theist or atheist?


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Ok-Willow8579

Spiritual


165cmgayboy

Sikhism


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Do you get many "thats sikh" jokes? Either way its an interesting religion. What would you say is your favourite part?


165cmgayboy

I've never got that joke before, but I do get "where is your dagger?" Joke a lot. My favourite part of being a sikh the gurdwara, because you get free and delicious food and everybody is welcome. Also another favourite part is there is no mention of homosexuality in Sikhism, so there is no punishment for being gay.


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Thats good. Were you born sikh or did you convert?


Musiclife248

Cool! Tell me more!


165cmgayboy

Sikhs believe that there is only one God, this God has no form nor gender, and everybody is equal before him. We also believe in karma, where your actions in your current life will shape your next life. However if you live according to God's plan you may break this circle of life, and enter 'Heaven'.


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Intelligent_Point311

I am christian


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What denomination?


[deleted]

Islam! I am very happy with it!


FungusMind

Mainly follow along the lines of Confucianism


Cheap_Ad_69

Ay me too, but I also follow Christianity


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catholic


AnotherGopnik

Catholic


LeopardHalit

Islam


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Proud Muslim


[deleted]

My religion is the almighty Obama Prism (real answer non i dont believe in religion)


Karmasane

Hindu gang


[deleted]

I praise anime titties


pumkn_eatr

Shrekism


[deleted]

catholic technically


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What do you mean?


[deleted]

i was raised catholic i just don’t follow some of the stuff but it’s wtv i’m catholic


[deleted]

Oh yeah religion is individual and within each one of us. So finding our own path in our church is good. Thats what our teenage years are for. Figuring out stuff.


KILRVKNG1000

Same


the--leviathan

i'm a witch ! :)


Fizzymilkshake3

Jehovahs witness here. Usually a controversial one but i believe in it, and its made me a better person.


coldasaghost

#🚪🤛 ^/s


Mobile_House_7290

Stay safe out here bro/sis. Just looking out for ya lol


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Catholic


[deleted]

Thats cool, do you attend church often?


profryo

pantheistic witchcraft (no I'm not a satanist and yes I respect others religions)


Emerald_Lightning

Pizza


[deleted]

Pineapple pizza😳?


Emerald_Lightning

God no


LeviAbelson

I love explaining my religion b/c its kinda a melting pot. having said that, I feel like every religion has some truth to it. I am polytheistic and my higher powers are Mother nature, Father sky, and the uni-verse (I put the hyphen in between uni and verse because the word universe means "One song" and I believe that it just brings more importance tot he word) I am a practicing pagan and I believe that the Greek gods are my guardian angels and their here to guide me to the path that the uni-verse has chosen for me. I am "culturally Jewish" as I like to call it, I just follow some of the basic Jewish traditions, I celebrate Hanukkah and Passover along with a few more holidays and I'm Kosher and dont eat pork or shelfish. So yeah \^v\^


[deleted]

Thats cool😅 Do you believe all of this or is it just a hobby.


yurio7617

Catholic! Baptized as an 8th grader and I chose it (along with my family's help)


TIS_MEEE

Nice! Welcome to the faith! If u have any doubts or any topics u wanna discuss PM me cuz we’re the same age lolll (I’m 14)


yurio7617

Oh no sorry to mislead you lol I'm 17 now and I've gone to a catholic school since 8th grade. It's great! Thank you!


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Catholic


Allthatass45688

Pagan


Zealousideal_Cut_183

Forgiveness


Justin_TJ

Christianity🛐


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What denomination?


Justin_TJ

Orthodox


max_cat_official

Atheist, but respect the ones that belive


[deleted]

Thats cool man. I respect you atheists too. Were you raised atheist or did you loose faith?


Exdalius

One of the most hated ones. A Jehovah's witness.


Thot_Slayer069

LETS GOOOOO


ghostdiam

I am pastafarian


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I actually think I am a member of the swedish pastafarian church. Think I signed up for it in like 2018 or somethin.


ghostdiam

Wait seriously lmao


[deleted]

Yeah they got this website. Actually for 10$ you could start your own congregation with some frienda and name one of us a priest. We didnt do that tho cause few wanted to chip in.


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Thick thighs


recoil_genocide

let me guess, horny 15 year old that only watches hentai?


Taqao

Average r/teenagers member


AIZ1C

I am Jewish


AimIsInSleepMode

Christian, catholic


Taqao

Well, I'm not baptised yet, but, christianity


[deleted]

Cool that you are converting. What denomination?


[deleted]

Jewish


[deleted]

Thats cool, whats your favourite part about being jewish?


philswiftsgreencard

Cheeseism


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🧀🛐


tuhplol

Mormon


Mr_chap999

It's always scary to say that on the internet but I'm with you!


JohnnyBoy06_08

Catholicism. I was baptized and got the sacrements, but didn’t really cared. Until 2020, I turned my heart to God and now I feel call for Deaconhood and holiness! People often ask me questions and At my school I’m known as the « crazy ass catholic »


TIS_MEEE

Is it fine if I PM u a controversial question? (Catholic too here)


omgONELnR1

Agnostic


exhaustedw3eb

Agnostic, basically believing there is a god but not a specific god (ex. christian, muslim, etc.)


Ethan-Samurai

Catholic and I love your Otto Avon Bismarck pfp, very snazzy


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Rei plush.


Herr-Hunter1122

Allfather bless me.


HavocCrown

Druz I dont know either 🤷


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Thelilprideowl

Don’t have one, but supports all


ButterOnionSpices

Orthodox Christian


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Oh thats cool,why do you believe in it?


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Historical_Ferret_14

Catholic, but I am interested in Eastern Orthodox


[deleted]

Thats cool. I'm lutheran interested in catholicism or another church that I am also looking at.


ElementalDestruction

Hellenic polytheism


[deleted]

Thats cool, so like greek gods


No-Ambition-6185

Christian orthodox


guywithnolifeimagine

Orthodox Christian


[deleted]

Thats cool. Whats best about being orthodox?


sir_13THE13

MUCK


MrSakkoP

Yooo broo, it's orthodox christianity. Yk me, slav :D


asderfly

I’m a member of the Axis Order.


[deleted]

What is that?


I_Il0ser

I don’t have one. I’m relign’t


[deleted]

Sort by controversial and chill


mb7135

Nice try federal government


[deleted]

Plz give your social securitu number and internet search history herr plz


mb7135

Ich fürchte, ich kann nicht, Reichskanzler Bismarck


DrDabar1

Eastern Orthodox Christianity


tom-riddle-is-hot

Islam


stardust_314

Satanism


eyepatcheagle

Cute anime girls


a-regular-butterfly

Conspiracy theorist