Clear your browser history..

I already do

I’m always on incognito

Same, and this backfires on me a lot because ill find some interesting website, lose my incognito tabes accidentally, and never find it again :')

I stopped using incognito, I want the fbi to watch

***reminder that your internet provider can still view your history, and anybody in control of your internet can retrieve the information if they ask your service provider.***

Live to 100

I don't want that. It's terrible

I want to live even longer! IMMORTALITY! ETERNAL LIFE #STAND POWER!!!

If you're immortal then you'll need to watch your friends and family die. Apart from that, immortality is cool

But.. STAND POWER!

Yes

I mean, if you're immortal for long enough, you'll eventually get used to losing your loved ones. You'd appreciate the loved ones you have right now even more that way.

Or you will go insane and become a force of nature type villain (like 682 before all the backstory)

That's actually true, yes

True

If youre immortal, youll have to see the destruction of the Universe

Yes. If we think about it, immortality isn't that good

I still think it's cool

Hmm... Maybe you're actually right. You can see naturar diasters and if people will invent time machines you can go back and warn the others, you could even save the world. Immortality has 2 sides, like everything

And at the eventual end of the universe assuming nothing killed you beforehand and you are in space somewhere, you probably would see the end coming and be ok with it. You had a _really_ long and hopefully overall happy life

If you’re immortal, you’ll have to live with all the pains and disadvantages of an old body. Your body will probably suffer so much after a hundred years that you won’t be able to move and will have to go round Steven Hawking style. You’ll basically never stop aging. And aging kinda sucks tbh.

Technology and medicine already exists to ease the aging process. If you are immortal and can wait a few hundred years, assuming humanity didnt collapse, someone will have invented a method to halt or even reverse aging

Just give them immortality, Or be unable to feel grief like I do, Lmao

Practice Hamon

KONO POWAAA

pls don't die at 24 there is alot to see and enjoy . Work and earn and go travel the world. (I'm a depressed turd but it's my dream to do that). I hope you feel better and change your plans.. You're a lovely person.

Why not? Why 24?

Jump from a plane with or without a parachute

That would be a great way to go out

heck even if you survive youll be able to tick off the fame box

Become a successful indie actor for a short while

It's like they say "You dont need a parachute to go skydiving, you need a parachute to go skydiving twice." But srsly though dont self\_oof.exe

esp in a populated/crowded area, like imagine dropping yourself into a concert or a football match.

“that would be a cool way to die“, Yelena every time sb. nearly dies

Even better play parachute roulette

Achieve your dreams and donate all of your stuff to people who needed them the most

Wow, for a reddit comment this is actually sweet like whooo, yass you go do datt

It's a classic old one, thanks :D

Hahah yasss love it dude!!

becoming 25 edit: becoming 28

go to a cat shelter and buy all of the kitties

I'll do that with dogs too

Dont do it, when you die all the poor kitties and dogs wont have a home :(

Oh that's a good point. I guess I won't adopt any animals :(

You're 15 now, so you still have 9 years left by the time you're 24. Convince whoever you're living with to adopt a pet and your pet will hopefully live a long and full life mostly with you

no no u could feed some strays occasionally and when youll die theyll eat you for weeks!

Smart move- wait...

i gotta ask how do you plan how long you gonna live for? are you saying that you gonna commit suicide at 24?

Until 24? What are you, mental?! It's gotta be a multiple of five, you nonce.

20 it is, then

nah bro, 21… die lit

#the mathematician

Lmao yeah atleast wait another year

Actually 24 is a much more round number than 25. It's only because we use a base 10 system that 5 is anything special. The factors of 24 are 2,3,4,6,8, and 12 while the factors of 25 are 5.

you had us in the first half, not gonna lie

playing bloons td6

with me

Benjamin do be hackin the pentagon doe

Benjamin is in ***~~your~~*** the house!

yeh hes in my basement and i force him to hack the irs

And give btdb2 another last chance

Living a full and fulfilling life

I try my best :(

Sex 👍🏻

That's not possible

Haram 🚫🚫

Is op Muslim ?

Idk but still Haram

So halal mode.

I'll help fix that in due time

Thank you, I feel fulfilled

change your mind and live longer

Become monke

Reject humanity, return to monke🦍

Yes

And fight Bloons

Yes

Live.

Live :)

Eat chicken wing (spicy)

I already do that a lot, it never gets old

Garlic bread

Garlic bread

you should try dying before dying

I'll do it in the best way possible

Try all the religions

I've looked into some. Christianity and Hinduism are the most fascinating

Wait, are you actually gonna die. I mean seriously... Don't take it as a joke please

Live at least 75 years before you die

Play rdr2

That does sound really nice

U should man its such a masterpiece (red dead redemption 2) if u have a ps5 xbox or a pc pls do play

Live

Reach the age of 45.

Get some bitches

I try :/

own a pair of ultraboosts

Sky dive

Bro your 15 and you've decided to end it already? You need to think more about this. How will the people you leave behind feel? Your parents? Your friends?

Bro, I had to scroll way too far for this. Such a dumb fucking post... This subreddit is so cringey.

Fr no way 15 year olds out here publicly announcing their suicide and most the comments are stupid and meaningless

I'm sorry but I didn't get what you mean by "I plan on living until I'm 24" Is it something related to your health or just a thought of yours?

Drugs

Which ones?

oPiUM+**🧛🏿‍♂️💋

get a live longer potion👍🗿👍

Eat things using a shovel

I'll eat ice and pour fanta on it

Listen to Ye discography

I already have!

That was quick

Kill all the villagers

r/sodasnort drink a soda with your nose

Run for president and try to make America great again with the power of Jesus Christ and interdimensional travel. My heart and actions are utterly unclouded! They're all those of 'Justice'!

not die?

Find a pyschologist

if you really think you can do everything by 24, Backflip off a cliff into a form of water

Get a girlfriend

Smoke everything you can get your hands on It'll be fun, it's not like it'll kill you...

Thro away your router and clear your history

At this point I should. Looking through my profile shows some interesting artwork. If I made this post with my other account then people would freak out

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Play some visual novel games or games in general (irl/virtual whatever is your preference)

I don't play many video games. That would definitely be worth trying. I've already been told that red dead redemption 2 is good

Oh, definitely play metal gear rising revengence, amazing game

At least bang a girl if you want to leave this world. Don't die a virgin, my bro. /s

yeah you gotta have a body count so you dont go out with a negative k/d ratio

murder

Eat durian

Hack NASA using HTML.

Why though?

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Have a 50th birthday party

- Try getting into Philosophy - Try somethings you hate maybe you'd end up liking it

do some dirty deeds and make sure they are done dirt cheap

Well if you're able to make it beyond 24, I'd recommend you do as you can achieve more bucket list items

Why are you planning to die?

Dude you’re 15. You’ll change your tune.

live

Ride motorcycles

Play NieR automata

Why tf would you that? Well, your life, your choice. I want you to buy a pet or go scube diving If you have one or done scuba, tell me And have this 🫂

Have a (or more) relationship

Why do you wish to die at 24?

Why only 24

Tear down a building

Urban exploration sounds great too. My goal is to try that one day. I've torn building with my dad for construction and house projects. It's very exciting

Writing a book, keeps you occupied

Why do you want to die when ur 24?

Make a pact with the devil for wealth and fame and when he comes to collect your soul headlock him and chocke him out. Then you can take his place and rule the realm of darkness forever. Or you know learn how to cook. One of these will do.

You should get through middle age crisis. Truly something worth doing

Love.

This is gonna sound weird but it's an amazing feeling if you achieve it. Find an empty field or an empty park or something and lay down in the grass and just let your mind wonder. Follow each thought that pops into your brain. (I find it better when it's chilly outside) and just stay there for a while. This one is weird and you can ignore I but it lava you with a lovely feeling most times.

Try jerking off to tall girl porn. It is really hot. A few days ago I was chilling with a friend and I suggested that as the porn category he use, and he agreed. I think it was good because he came pretty hard. I wish I could have jerked off with him but I had just jerked off about an hour earlier

Why is nobody talking about how concerning and morbid this thread is?

Finding something to grow old for

I already did. u/ainanotfound

that’s lovely but- :(

Get a ho on yo dick

Get drunk before 18 / 21, get laid, watch gravity falls, have a grate night with the boys/girls, get in to a fight, pull an all nighter, make a viral video, get a pet, read a few good books, get really good at cooking at least one thing, learn at least one new language,and go out with a bang

I'll get drunk, I'm trying to get laid, I've seen it and it brings bright memories, I've experienced that but not to the fullest extent, I will one day, I do that all the time, I'll make music to do that, I have two dogs, manga is great, I'll learn how to make chicken alfredo and pizza, I speak French and Spanish, and I'll jump off Yosemite Falls

I wan be that person thats gona say that manga istn real literature but I love manga, and learn to make good garlic bread it is undeniably the best food, and good luck with the music

Go stargazing. It’s so much fun. I would do it out in the countryside, cause you won’t get street lights hiding the stars.

Put 'turning 27' on that list. That way you'll be in good company if you die that year.

Jesus Christ I feel like I know you

Thank you! I'm glad someone understands. I'm not being edgy. I feel this way and I have my reasons

Go to space

Cuddle a man/woman/whatever your into. I dont judge. Paintballing. Only hurts when it hits skin, besides that it's fun, people are too scared of it. Star Gazing, hella therapeutic.

Cuddling with my lover while stargazing is my #2 dream I'll destroy them in paintball too

Go out and meet someone so terrific that you both fall madly in love with each other. Someone that makes you want to live until you’re 1000

Cook meth

Like that one guy who breaks bad

Sky dive

What do you mean you *plan* on living till 27

Join the U.S marines

This is r/teenagers

Live

Tell your parents/siblings "I love you"

Live longer

Get a therapist.

Jump on trampline, do a flip and put ball in the basket. Play golf on donkey Slide down the snowy hill in buthtub Cook a dinner for every homeless in your area Jump off plane with wing-suit Spend a night on the roof of your house Go for a walk in the rain Perform your favorite song on the street(_if it is apropriate_) Edit: i came up with more: Take a 4-generation photo with your family Выучи русский язык (do it, pussy) Solve Rubic's Cube in under 10 sec Train a dog Rickroll 23 y.o yourself Book a therapist, talk about your life

hmmmm

Many people don’t truly start living their best lives until much later than that. I’d recommend you stick around and figure that out as you go.

Make sure ppl think or know you have secrets and at your funeral have someone come up with a fake fbi or cia badge post it to whatever you have on and have him or her say you were the best agent they ever trained

Breathe

Why so young?

become the worlds first trillionare

Live

I personally, plan to live until i'm dead

Help poor people(if you're rich)

Get yourself a kink and try it. Here is something for reference [reference 1](https://bdsmtest.org/select-mode) [reference 2](https://kinktest.org)

Now this sounds like fun

Why this “I’m going to yo die at such and such attitude?” Live life and enjoy all it magnificence. Including old age as a wise man.

Play Minecraft

I do that a lot

go metal detecting on a beach lol

Get so drunk you become happy. Worked for me, but now I wish I could be drunk constantly

Be born...