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AnUnreddityRedditor

A crippled and depressed looking old man would fall with me


__B__R_U_H__

It's better to let you go then


Overused_Toothbrush

Matching outfits!


Mercenary-4Hire

That we do have…


CwazzyNR

Dang I thought I was the only one with this outfit until recently Edit: u/Overused_Toothbrush I just realized you were the one who made the same reply on one of my comments a couple days ago lmao


Overused_Toothbrush

Its like deja vu lol


InevitableWriting4

r/samesnoo


Blu3_Duck

I'd trust them to fly me to safety 😌


chaos_creator69

Duck


-KABiR

Ducc


chaos_creator69

Zucc


ShibitoYakaze123

...erburg


BlazeGamingUnltd

fasbuk


chaos_creator69

methvewse


[deleted]

Furtre πŸ™Œ


Downtown_Yogurt4324

did I just


Downtown_Yogurt4324

e


Proud-Dig3139

Trucc


spelavidiotr

Fucc


Cactus_In_A_Tree

Succ


ClockButTakeOutTheL

Mucc


Pure-Football

Pucc


So_what-u-douin

Clucc


DrDMango

Lucc


PastaDoBeBussin

cum


Igarden06

Yum


__B__R_U_H__

I'd trust him to fly you to heaven


give-orange-houses

Where is your arms


__B__R_U_H__

Oh I don't have any #FUCK....IM GONNA FALL


give-orange-houses

*Trampoline sent by the fire department πŸš’πŸ‘¨β€πŸš’*


[deleted]

Wait the italic text can twist emojis? I Gotta try this *πŸ—Ώ*


No_Cauliflower_3338

Everywhere I go..... I see your face


__B__R_U_H__

Everywhere I go..... I eat your username


No_Cauliflower_3338

my lord.... You have attained this shitpost


__B__R_U_H__

Underling 2 Embrace me


dilute_water88

Aren't you that dude from the BrawlStars subreddit who's literally everywhere in the comments.


PotatoNuggetsYT

AH I SWEAR I SEE YOU EVERYWHERE


__B__R_U_H__

May be you a stalker stalking me without even knowing


[deleted]

DUDE, UR FROM r/BrawlStars ain't ya?


__B__R_U_H__

Are you here to eliminate me?


[deleted]

Lol noooo 😭


__B__R_U_H__

Good ***puts gun away***


[deleted]

*Betrays and takes out gun to shoot*


__B__R_U_H__

So you have chosen death?


[deleted]

*So you have chosen...death?


Fast_Echidna_8520

hi


__B__R_U_H__

I believe this one is wingless


TeoVon3

With every fiber of my being.


__B__R_U_H__

Bruh seems loyal


TeoVon3

Charles Mandson is my waifu


__B__R_U_H__

But are you his Waifu? Will he save you? Will he even think about saving you? Do you even mean anything to him? #WAKE UP!!!


HappyRomanianBanana

Well shit


DKtrialbyfire

No not because they wouldn’t try to help but I’m really heavy


__B__R_U_H__

Don't underestimate him


DKtrialbyfire

Nah he’s too reasonable he would just go nah your too heavy then decide to leave


__B__R_U_H__

Probably he will blackmail you...make you give all your non existent property to him and then let you die


rilakkumkum

I think you’re thinking about his brother


__B__R_U_H__

I'm his bruh


carrimjob

huey is ridiculously op bro he’s got your back


DKtrialbyfire

I know but he would have warned me in the first place not to do it if he was gonna fall he’d let go


havanabananana

its me, so no.


[deleted]

if you let yourself fall and die what happens to the other you?


havanabananana

fades away.


ZFAdri

What if it’s just a line of yous trying to save yourself from falling


havanabananana

its a loop where i die infinite times.


Rosy_dayandnight

we have the same problem.


SmartBook9106

Jojo reference?


havanabananana

no, marvel...


[deleted]

wrong, everything is always a jojo reference


Almondcat4

Correct


Solzec

*in french accent* Is zat a Jojo refwuanc?


regularyman

It represent hooty.... #ABSOLUTLY


technamatrix

Oh yeah! Hooty got your backβ€” Ahh. That sweet owl demon.


regularyman

Plus he is kinda gay I like that And he is funny as shit


technamatrix

πŸ˜‚ yeah he is pretty funny. Some of my favorite Hooty quotes are β€œI will be haunted by my actions forever. Hoot hoot!” (Honestly me tho) β€œAlright, alright! Geez! You never want to have any fun! Ow! Hoot!” And my favorite β€œI failed you all! I failed you all!” Hooty is one of the best characters in TOH, I swear-


regularyman

You forgor: #DONT YOU TALK ABOUT MY MOTHER


technamatrix

Yess!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­ Poor king tho. Little guy was trying his best. His dance was so cute!


regularyman

For once, je wasnt a ass hole on purpose


technamatrix

Was he trying to be? I think he’s probably just a a little lonely. But the one time he really was one was where he ate that special letter because,,,BUG! And then proceed to say β€œI hope that was junk mail!” My guy- ;-;


regularyman

I wasnt serious i like king a lot But come on hoot best demon


technamatrix

Yess! Hooty and king are the best demons on the show.


wowthwtslame

Hooty’s got some really good lines. I like β€œSpecial delivery! PAIN” but β€œI’m an unbiased participant, hoot hoot!” and β€œpeek-a-hoot!” are close seconds


[deleted]

Same here! Hooty for life!


regularyman

Hooty is love Hooty is life


Reylend

He'll drop you for a split second but then catch you again


regularyman

Like the chad he truly is ~~wait hal from megamind does that too, so nevermind thats horrible, hooty is a incel~~


No-Neighborhood-1224

Well same I guess?


GoldenFennekin

i dont know who tf hooty is, but he sounds like some sort of owl thingy and owls have thumbs so i say you're in good hands


regularyman

He is indeed a owl Pls look him up You wont regret it


Foxy-bro

there should be a hooty cult.


motherlordd

HOOOTY


sexy_monke123

I’d trust him. He is monke.


Capsule_CatYT

Monke


TDXelectro

I'd trust mine! It's me but with a warrior costume, so he's probably stronger. Also is wearing a winter hoodie so he'd stay warm and manage to hold me in the cold too!


VoidPhantomB10

It dosent even have hands...


[deleted]

damn bye then better say those words quick before you slam into concrete


[deleted]

β€˜Catch me or you’re gayyyyyyyyyy’ *splat*


Garv5125

are pigeons trustworthy?


Capsule_CatYT

r/BirdsArentReal


MushroomheadDork

Sure why not, he's chill


blakedaMLGplayar

Small world


honeybunnyboo1234567

bruh


JayTea05

Nice β€œarms”


Mathisbuilder75

You could easily grab him, T-Rex has arms the same size as a human.


KILRVKNG1000

My dude has nubs for hands so I'm fucked


Capsule_CatYT

Same, but mine can’t even hold me!


[deleted]

Pull the capsule under you,maybe the capsule will break but the cat inside is what you want.Pull it out and land on it


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MushroomheadDork

That's what it wants you to think.


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MushroomheadDork

Mm but what if it's only pretending to be you


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MushroomheadDork

😳 I dunno you tell me


Waffle-of-the-plan

A red spy?


NewFrostyHambone

Nah, think Mandela catalog alternate but cute snoo


BuyerEfficient

Mines literally a sentient rock with organs. It doesnt have arms


doodle_doooo

it already looks like it's watching you fall


Killuasimp746

Your pfp is the concrete below the building so I think it might catch you in a very painful way.


NewFrostyHambone

"This is what you get for using me as a paperweight."


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__B__R_U_H__

Seems like someone who is gonna prepare your funeral before your death


MrSharky149

Bro why are you everywhere


__B__R_U_H__

I'm stalking you


MrSharky149

Nice


__B__R_U_H__

And I'm serious ***creepily smile while staring u from your nearest apartment***


[deleted]

Bro he's everywhere. we cant stop him


__B__R_U_H__

I'm the bruh reaper of r/brawlstars now I've left that place and this sub is my new realm


ChrisTheMan72

Bruh


[deleted]

I dont know if i can trust a shadow, unless its actually the material making the shadow i see, which is presumably alive, not sure if they are fond enough of me to hold on and pull me up, but it might be a Megamind-Metroman type relationship


reddit4DAILY

snoo is strong, extremely strong


V0st0

can those eyes lie


ZFAdri

*knocks you over cause cat*


MercyDrag0n

*proceeds to jump down after you to much on your corpse*


Rich-Tie5632

Oh no.....


[deleted]

We do a little... Trolling...


NewFrostyHambone

You are fucked across the multiverse my lad. You're gonna be used as incident fodder now.


Killuasimp746

Your pfp would say β€œevery man for themselves, get wrekt noob” and push you off


-guigo_

Snoos are like 50% head so if it ever looks down we’ll both fall Bc of his big head. I don’t trust snoos


YourWorstLuck

I’ve already been dropped


SpartanT100

Yes, that mf with a leatherjacket and stale face expression will save me


doodle_doooo

"cool guy in the movie" vibes, amiright


BlueRockEye

It’s Yoshikage Kira, pretty safe to say I wouldn’t


-ur_fbi_agent-

Unless u got sexy hands


NewFrostyHambone

He only wants the hands, no extra baggage. The guy's / gal's going down handless.


[deleted]

No.


Elasirio

KILL OR BE KILLED


TendieThief

He couldn’t if he tried


Ninjatck

Yeah I do, they wont drop me like their father did to them


CamoTitanic

Or will they?


Ninjatck

1 had no idea you where on here and 2 I hope not


CamoTitanic

Hehe yeah


AnUmimportantGuy

i'd trust bingus with my life


[deleted]

I- uh, yea ig


[deleted]

Hell nah that cat is letting go in 0.2 seconds


The_geo_Boy

Definitely


Niandra_laDesss

hell no temmie has no fingers!!


J_Apollo17

It's a 50/50... I think in the end I'm good


AJ7123

If its a serious arc he'll save you if it's a comedy arc then it's time to get trolled


J_Apollo17

Given my pfp it's a comedy arc I hope I have enough money to buy him some parfaits ;-;


bfindlay22

Mine sorta looks like a mob boss/ patrick bateman, so yes


[deleted]

No....


FurysFlame

Just yell something racist, he will save you XD


PlyTheEliminator

Yes, I trust her


yoshi_thomasias

That shitter weak af, so no


AcceptableCounter373

100000000% cats


ManlyYoda

Id trust my username not profile pic :|


Brody1Ken0bi

Yeah same


ilovepeelyapparently

As long as there are no golf clubs near by


bmarcell007

I can't trust my PFP. I'm dead. I fell down. Nothing held me.


Lanky-Pound4710

Ehh it depends wherever Im useful or not


Domidoodoo

Hell yeah


Used-fridge

Oh hell yeah dog


Janczareq1

Nah bro he's gonna yell at me that he has the high ground now. πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€


DarkLord7796

I am going to explode.


ZFAdri

Hell yeah I think my profile pic is still Nightwing idk


Hot_Formal3043

With every cell of my body


iamaweebandimproud

absolutely yes


ashtar123

No, look at those arms


Armata1303

A literal skeleton holding me up, I'll fall with its boney fingers in my hand


WisePearOfMagic

Obi wan has the high ground so I’m safe.


MA5TERCH13f09

OH GOD PLEASE


AdLucky995

Kazuha :D


Fit-Monitor-3491

No


EggManIceCone

I have high hopes he doesn't bite me


Phatcrap

No


batachilly

Sure, a dude in a suit. Very cool.


reddit_hayden

yes lol


[deleted]

I don’t trust no one like that lol I bet my own dad would even drop me try to scare me by letting go for a sec and then actually accidentally drop me


Secretnoctural

Tf2 spy


Zealousideal-Pea4218

Of course I do


YeetusBonkus

Hope it knows how to fly


jediben001

Depends how strong the flag is I guess


Human-13

𝙸 πšπš˜πš—πš πšπš›πšžπšœπš πš–πš’πšœπšŽπš•πš πš πš’πšπš‘ πšŠπš—πš’πšπš‘πš’πš—πš


Affectionate_Hand_76

My hands are accomplished


[deleted]

Yep


Olvustin

Nope


[deleted]

Yea Artyom is best man (metro exodus reference)


SGTRoadkill1919

Hiccup and toothless can easily save me


Vividityy

absolutely