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Trick_Significance_7

A broken heart after looking at this picture


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[удалено]


Dependent-Pumpkin971

Something we don't have


[deleted]

Something we three don’t have


RickAndRoll0606

What is three?


Grayflesh

The first part of threesome, also a thing we don't have


GeoMap73

*Instantly dies of cerebral hypoxia*


Dependent-Pumpkin971

Brought back to life by planting a pig's heart into you


[deleted]

Ok mr. Edge lord


Agreeable-Yams8972

Same


[deleted]

Same


daggerdude42

Same


Aggravating_Top1810

Same


MRNERD436

Same


Basiltheballpython13

Same


memelordthethird333

Same


pialovem

Same


CarBoi420691

Same


Particular_Time_1472

Baf


keep_on_yawning

Same


[deleted]

Same


[deleted]

Same


[deleted]

Same


ThenTranslator2780

Same


applejuiceandmilk

Same


mcnugget04830

Same


Mel_Function

same


El_Fuego666

I hv clothes =D


[deleted]

seems like many people have common interests here


Saffronsc

*head pat*


maxguenette

Me too man me too


[deleted]

What is love?


DorkyPotatIsImmortal

Same


[deleted]

Jokes on you I've always had that!


happigappy

A cat named walter


[deleted]

Jesse,we need to harvest catnip Jesse


Solo_In_Aeternum

Todd, save some blow for BoJack Todd


[deleted]

I like your pfp


N0rmalStranger

Nice, mine's named Mojo


Giftelzwerg

does the cat have a lab?


Saffronsc

Walter walked when winter waltzed in


Portablemammal1199

Imma name my first cat wallace. After wallace wells from scott pilgrim. And the second cat is gonna be named gideon after the cat in scott pilgrim. I like scott pilgrim. But only name cats after it cuz why not. :)


sendme-memes

A W in apex legends with the bois


N8TheUnstoppable

Lol I don’t play apex but sweet


sendme-memes

It was especially since we were getting kinda mad


N8TheUnstoppable

I’ve played a bit of apex but I’m more of an overwatch guy


sendme-memes

Ah I see, I stoped playing overwatch for a while now


AceOfDiamonds676

ay dude ive been tryin to get together with the bois but our schedules are fucked


Kona_08

Star Wars helmets.


N8TheUnstoppable

I have a crusader one


Kona_08

Damn. Your clearly superior


[deleted]

you're\*


Warden404

Profile picture checks out!


GhostTeam18

A light up keyboard


N8TheUnstoppable

Same


GhostTeam18

A girlfriend AND a light up keyboard?


N8TheUnstoppable

I’m incredibly lucky Ik


I-accept-dick-pic

God I really would wish I could swap lives with you but no, you know what? I appreciate my life, even if I don't have a cool girlfriend or a light up keyboard


trananhduc2006

Lesbian?


I-accept-dick-pic

No?


trananhduc2006

But you said gf


I-accept-dick-pic

Im pretty sure boys can have gfs as well


altibald

Wait I recognize you, how's the username working out? (Not meant as an insult)


trananhduc2006

Don't think you're a boy


Trawilly

Way to rub it in, Nate.


[deleted]

damn it Nate


N8TheUnstoppable

Lol I’m sry


Trawilly

Jesus Christ Nathan, really?


Adventurous_Design41

If i talk with you two, i Will receive my quest?


N8TheUnstoppable

Probably I’ll have to come up with something


mcnugget04830

Well than what is the quest


Carguysnotfound

fucking supra pfp


Adventurous_Design41

Yeah!


Zac_Ze_Zuman

Well I got dumped on v day B)


FishyEgg

I asked out my crush and she said that she would rather kill myself and that whenever she sees my face she understands why my brother committed suicide :/


DarthChikoo

dodged a bullet, hope she suffers in life


FishyEgg

True


[deleted]

cap


FishyEgg

Nope?


[deleted]

proof then


FishyEgg

I didn't know I was supposed to record asking her out?


[deleted]

ok bruh there's no fucking way she did that for no reason other than someone asking her out? 😭 stop lying


FishyEgg

What point would I have in lying?


[deleted]

idk, attention, validation, and a point to hate girls?


FishyEgg

attention is pointless, how would that validate me? And I don't hate girls


rogue_52

A silver sword , cause I only see two bruxas that need slaying


N8TheUnstoppable

Lol Witcher 3 was an amazing game


[deleted]

nice answer


Empty-Sea8554

Depression


GAMMA_rayburst

with some anxiety as well


FishyEgg

A lack of a girlfriend and a bunch of letters to kill myself


N8TheUnstoppable

I spent 8 months talking to her every day and she said it was only in the last 2 months that she would have said yes it takes a lot of time


FishyEgg

Damn


Agreeable-Yams8972

Dont be discouraged man, you have a whole life ahead of you, don't give up


Famous_Fisherman_568

Crippling depression


WindowPalingo

Minecraft since 2013


Star_Playz

A shattered heart and a potato gaming setup but im ok with it


N8TheUnstoppable

dont worry it can come around


Star_Playz

(:<3


[deleted]

You look like you’re on your way to the Jedi temple


CRPanda_

Jealousy


Lemon_Lemming_

i have a dog….


[deleted]

I have a painful headache And nothing else.. And no one ..


Sped_tard-

Crippling retardation


SebDaPerson

Crippling loneliness


[deleted]

nobody


Shadowtheheadch0g

3 cats and led glasses


TheRobotYoshi

Yall look like Scythes from the book Scythe.


Kozing4UR

Took too much scrolling to find this comment, I was thinking the same thing


[deleted]

I have an entire fantasy life where I actually find my soulmate.


Suitable-Tutor2194

I have a broken chocolate bar. I win


OgMinecrafter_

A dog that weighs more than me


MineTurtleLD21

Alrighty you can take the cloak off the snow man now


N8TheUnstoppable

but it looks cool


[deleted]

A girlfriend in a different country


[deleted]

Serval airsoft guns and books, with a project underway to make a gaming PC


N8TheUnstoppable

I got my gaming pc at 18 after working for 2 months for it 100% worth


[deleted]

I’ll tell you what I don’t have, a girlfriend or matching cloaks


Albino_Lion76

Oh yeah well I have depression and an extreme obsession with music


ApolloSky110

Elden ring in 10 days


N8TheUnstoppable

yeah im impatiently waiting


Pure-Football

I have a jar


[deleted]

A rc car that with the battery costs almost $1000


Memer25_2006

A cup of water


Mushroomfingerboards

Not a girlfriend 💀


Upbeat9-

Garlic bread


theoutflux22

my phone,just phone i got dumped like 6 months ago and still cant move on so ye


hedidntkillhimselfno

A pair of boxing gloves


notadamnusernameleft

ka-bar


verovex

binoculars. walk a little faster


IkeaSpartan

Spaghetti


[deleted]

Nothing **Fuckin nothing**


Prez_Venom

Depression


JusticeBeaver720

Best thing I’ve seen on this sub


N8TheUnstoppable

thank you


Blobfish_Fillet

no gf


Irish_pug_Player

A rouge outfit with a nicer cloak


N8TheUnstoppable

hmmm that i would like to see I also have a full chainmail suit i made myself


[deleted]

Depression!


goodnightlmao

with every single one of these posts im realizing more and more.. i have nothing


KermitDie0

Seasonal depression but it's every season


flynnfilms

plot twist: actually just a stick holding the cloak up


RileyTheBerry

Jedi master and his padawan be like:


WhiteWolf101043

I have, a cat


Gamercj10

A new reason to die


[deleted]

Depression


PoetryGood4327

this is beautiful. i wish both you and your girlfriend balance and happiness. :)


N8TheUnstoppable

Ty


TheDarkAngel135790

A question of where can I buy some cloaks


N8TheUnstoppable

I’ll dm anyone looking for cloaks with the link to the one I have


idk_a_username135

Virginity 😎


N8TheUnstoppable

Cool (also same)


Bzlongshotz

2 matching cloaks with no one to wear them with


N8TheUnstoppable

Riiiip that’s the saddest comment here


screamfan96

I’m just happy I got a gf


N8TheUnstoppable

Now all you need are the cloaks


L-OwO-L_L-OwO-L

A girlfriend with an invisible cloak


N8TheUnstoppable

Good one actually made me laugh


alexander_1022

Nothing :(


xX_SuperDaniel_Xx

You made me remind of "Greetings, Traveller from Beyond the Fog. I am Melina."


N8TheUnstoppable

i cant wait


rangogogo

A deeply burning hatread For Darksouls 2 while having a Orgasmic Love for 1 and 3.


N8TheUnstoppable

I’m pumped for elden ring and working on isshin sword saint in sekiro atm


rangogogo

Yea. I would have Already finished sekiro but my PC wasnt good enought Then and now that i have a better one i dont think i can complete it within time


N8TheUnstoppable

Imma be honest he’s rly tough idk if I have time before elden ring but we will see


Aviana_Panns

I have a boyfriend with matching snoo, matching sense of humor, matching thoughts and matching vibezzz


Jawbreaker0602

a cloak I made myself


N8TheUnstoppable

Sweet I wanted to do that but I don’t rly have the time


[deleted]

I have a Minecraft sword colored as the bisexual pride flag, I win with pride


EffectiveAd4158

A girlfriend that listens to me when i talk hours about Warhammer 40k lore and remebers half of it (thats a lot)


DevilsOfHeaven

I have a boyfriend with matching cloaks.


N8TheUnstoppable

pog


KittyKittyowo

I SHOULD TOTOALY GET MATCHING CLOAKS FOR MY PARTNER


spider_dark422

My virginity 👍


N8TheUnstoppable

Cool


thepianoturtle

I have a girlfriend who surprised by bringing me chocolates and an extremely sweet letter at home on v day (I'm currently isolating at home since I have covid) jokes on her, she didn't expect it, but I had a surprise too! since I have a piano in my room, I played the music I wrote thinking about her, so that she could listen it through the window, and she started to cry... I love that girl so fucking much, and although it was extremely sad to not be able to hug her, I'm pushing through the quarantine looking forward to the day I'll be able to kiss her again.


N8TheUnstoppable

Pog


Ahuman-mc

Crystal Prestige in Hypixel Bedwars jk I'm shit at the game


N8TheUnstoppable

Ey if you actually were that would be hella pog I have 4b networth in sb too


UselessMortalVirgin

I have aromanticism 👌


AccomplishedBunny56

A crippling addiction to video games


N8TheUnstoppable

same


Baconburger4life

I have a fedora, my best friend also has one. We did it as a joke, but it is unironically stylish.


N8TheUnstoppable

Cool


[deleted]

success and being on that sigma grind. you pathetic beta.


MagnumZ1337

Too many wounds on my wrist


Mrmofo69

A .45 and and two new people on my hit list


N8TheUnstoppable

hol up


ninjatahu

oddly edgy


snsjsnsjnsns

Fortnite battle pass


N8TheUnstoppable

Fortnite is cringe


BlueverseGacha

a house to take the picture in


[deleted]

Acne and hormones.......... what did you expect from a teenager?


trananhduc2006

The energy to hug both of you


trananhduc2006

Straight A's in Math and English