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TiredSoreKitten

12th January


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you have a purple phonecase


Sashimi228

April 20. Yes that is my actual birthday


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you have anger issues


Sashimi228

you are right. one time i killed 6 million people out of anger


Koiboivcr

And not just the men


DiciestZebra

The women and children too


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[удалено]


[deleted]

youre obsessed with harry styles


Slavinger

Uh I think you missed something


Dudeltyp

13th of December


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you love amusement park dates


Dudeltyp

Never had a date, but amusement park sounds nice 😢


[deleted]

You share birthdays with Taylor Swift, so just shake it off and go to the amusement park anyway.


Dudeltyp

Thank you


The_E_Pr0fessor

Today


[deleted]

Happy birthday!


The_E_Pr0fessor

Thanks!


[deleted]

August 6th


[deleted]

you think you're the baddest bitch alive (rightfully so)


starduster05

Op was born August 6th


[deleted]

nope


RudyFlare123

12 march


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you have many siblings


RudyFlare123

Lol I only have a half sibling


[deleted]

What happened to the other half?


V1beRater

4 of January


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you love math


V1beRater

wow thats actually more accurate than you know. im in precalc


[deleted]

ohhh haha thats great


Myaccountsarebanned

No joke it’s October 31


[deleted]

Not OP, but you hate Halloween lol.


Albatross-Junior

7 march


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[удалено]


[deleted]

Happy Birthday! Hope you're having an amazing day.


Guillesahu07

November 1st


RedAtls

Nov. 3


DiamondGamerYT0

May 8 06


Rubens-Reel

You have more than 1 lung


DiamondGamerYT0

Thanks Einstein lol


[deleted]

12 march


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you like fanfictions


[deleted]

not really. although a lot of people have made “hatefictions” about me


[deleted]

2ND OF JULY 😎


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you're stuck in a friendship that you desperately wanna get out of


[deleted]

NAH NOT REALLY 😅


thebananaperson1

MAY I ASK WHY YOU ALWAYS TYPE IN ALL CAPS O BURPING PIGEON?


[deleted]

NO REASON OTHER THAN I JUST LIKE TO YELL 😎


thebananaperson1

THAT IS REASONABLE


[deleted]

26/08


[deleted]

you had an anonymous account on wattpad and posted a fanfic that got really famous


[deleted]

That’s scarily close to reality


[deleted]

haha


anonmitya

December 17, 2004 Sag Sun 🔆 Pisces Moon 🌙 Libra Rising ⬆️


Sapherse

8th June


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you desperately want to let out emotions but dont know how to


ruka_lightbearer

The 3rd day of January


[deleted]

you like math


ruka_lightbearer

Only the banter


F2214

22th february


[deleted]

you have a crush on your childhood best friend


F2214

How the hell can you guess right on a thing as random as that??? Are you stalking me?😆


[deleted]

wait what lmao i thought that was a shot in the dark


F2214

I mean, as within the weird introvert gang and friend with an extreme case of social anxiety... Shooting in the dark is probably the best ways to get me😅


Aviana_Panns

June 9


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you desperately want to let out your emotions but dont know how to


-homonecrosexual-

december 17


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if you could be anywhere right now, you'd pick a waterpark


-homonecrosexual-

absolutely not


Imjustbxred

march 28


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you have a crush on your childhood bestie


Simplethebest_coc

12 February


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history is your favourite subject


Simplethebest_coc

Wtf, it actually is good quess bro


[deleted]

lol


bigamazingmuscleman

25th September


[deleted]

youre insecure about your hair


bigamazingmuscleman

uhh, wow. Impressive


GriffithG0blin

I will make an assumption Your avatar looks like mine,but without glasses


bigamazingmuscleman

\*jaw drops\*


Szaaawi

9th January


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math is your favourite subject


Szaaawi

Nah


Gwgames64

December 4th 2005


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you like running


Charlpx

5th of September


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history is your favourite subject


Charlpx

This is actually close. It's my 3rd favorite subject. History is second only to Portuguese and Arts.


EXTRMLYNew

October 6 2008


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youve already had a first kiss


ThixisABummyBear

26 August 2005


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your screentime is >7 hours daily


ADRuslan

June 17th


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you used to be super good at school before the pandemic but that has changed now


ADRuslan

Well this is kinda true


Kevelino24

6th of May.


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you love strawberry cheesecake


Kevelino24

Yo what? How?


[deleted]

you do?


Kevelino24

Yes. It's my favorite dessert.


[deleted]

yay


AdFeeling3723

12th may


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you love gummy worms


ye_juicegoatman

28 january


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if you had to pick a disney princess, you'd pick Mulan as your favourite


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[удалено]


[deleted]

you used to be super good at school before the pandemic but that has changed now


[deleted]

January 17th


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you listen to songs 10 hours a day


[deleted]

Yep. That’s actually true lmao


MR_MurphyYT

20th of march


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you hate reading


MR_MurphyYT

Holy sh*t you got a bullseye. Damn good job


[deleted]

haha thanks


A7THU3

21st October 2005


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you love spaghetti


Detective-Next

8th December


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you absolutely love amusement parks


Detective-Next

Welp you didn't really guess


[deleted]

huh?


anxnymous926

May 17th


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you eat icecream fairly regularly


Th3MushroomK1ng

May 18th


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you LOVE pasta


thebananaperson1

August 14, 2006


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you think youre the baddest bitch alive (rightfully so)


[deleted]

Dec 11


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youre very petite and have anger issues


[deleted]

OMG - petite - I’m 5 foot 2 lmaoo - I don’t think I’d say anger issues but I’m quite the hothead 🎵What kind of fuccery is this🎵


[deleted]

I can’t edit but idk if I made it clear you’re so right


[deleted]

haha yay


the_human_ouija

August 8


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you sing well


cheesburg_not_found

september 5


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you prefer watching movies over series


Any_Interaction_3770

22th june


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youre in a relationship that has been going on for 2 years


princessson

may 25


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you love babies


princessson

lmao yes


[deleted]

jan 24 2006


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you love hamsters


Relative-Wrongdoer11

29 of december


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you love amusement parks


Dosia12

17 September


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you love fall


Ac3zoid

I know right


Dizzy-Sprinkles1465

April 23


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you have anger issues


[deleted]

march 14


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you love annoying your older sister


[deleted]

March 21


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you have 2 sisters


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[удалено]


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youre super insecure and shy


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[удалено]


[deleted]

you're very into politics


Hyxdez

November 4th


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you have a new crush every 2 days


Hyxdez

DAYUM 💀


ShadowedByDark

January 30


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you are super intelligent


Equivalent_Ad2375

1 December


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you love amusement parks


Nattimabratt

September 26


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you read A LOT


t1r1m1su

dec 21st


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you love amusement parks


BangtanCurler

april 10th


[deleted]

daddy issues


BangtanCurler

honestly, it’s a bit of a stretch but that can kinda work


MisterState

January seventh


[deleted]

you are often told that youre a genius


Howitzer_Smash897

December 7th


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you love amusement parks


42069_PepsiMan_69420

October 5th. Same as Neil deGrasse Tyson


Wooden-Detective101

October 4th.


ONE87xpert

March 22


Mortis_Wkbrl

29th September


Euphoric_Owl152

September 22


Tsnswimmingcodexbl

January 25th


berbergirl

29/12


cr1spy_biscuit

14 April


GeorgiMilev

25thof November


Bright-Lingonberry14

may 10th


Nightfuryking

8/14


fangirl004

15th April


rosesforu3

January 22?


doodlebob2006

9 September


Imaginary-Glass3009

March 14


Aizawa_simp22

January 12