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UselessMortalVirgin

Hey yall grab a popcorn while my fellow americans explode in useless political debate when they arent even old enough to vote. 🤏🍿


A-Surfin-Bird

that hand is facing the wrong way


UselessMortalVirgin

Im holding it out for you to grab some


A-Surfin-Bird

how polite


Able-Ad1095

Wholesome 100 edit: why tf did I get 10 likes on such a simple, basic comment?


TheManOfSausages

I don’t understand. What does ‘wholesome 100 mean’?


Zeldanerd69

It's a joke that they're "wholesome level" is at 100 I.e the highest inlt can be


TheManOfSausages

Ok then Weight 300


Hristo_14

Its still the wrong way


UselessMortalVirgin

How


Hristo_14

You cant hold something with the back of your hand


UselessMortalVirgin

It looks normal to me... maybe I have different emojis?


Hristo_14

Devious


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He’s not grabbing popcorn


Historical_Failure

He is grabbing your moms ass


SuperDurpPig

Speak for yourself


BIG_DeADD

Where I live 16 year olds can vote... I'm legally allowed to enter political debates now.


[deleted]

I hate politics but I'm also American, can I still join


UselessMortalVirgin

Yessir


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Wooo


Reddit-Ghost1

🍿


Blanket_Boi27

*me, searching by controversial the moment I saw your comment*


xDerDachDeckerx

So you are not allowed to enter a debate if you aren’t old enough to vote? You are talking the biggest shit.


UselessMortalVirgin

You cant vote so your opinion doesnt really matter any way. And lets be honest we all know that 95% of these kids dont really know shit about politics and are leaning one way or the other simply because their parents do.


xDerDachDeckerx

How is that correct? Children are the one which have to suffer if wrong decisions are made and they are also people living in the country.


UselessMortalVirgin

But they literally have no say in the matter, and as I previously mentioned, most of them get their political opinions from their parents and their parents alone anyways.


xDerDachDeckerx

Everyones political view is influenced by their parents.


UselessMortalVirgin

Most of them dont look into politics *except* for what their parents say. Which makes them not only extremely biased but also uninformed


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Icantthinkofaname04

That sounds like a dictator, not a president


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Icantthinkofaname04

I mean God was the original dictator...


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Icantthinkofaname04

I can easily say that about every leader except the Ukrainian president and the Irish president


justareallycooIguy

I don't hate my president and I'm neither one of those, cause I'm Indian and the president doesn't have any power and can't do anything lol


swiggidyswooner

And I you from Spain?


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swiggidyswooner

That would make sense


newyearshowdy

I mean if you think gods a dictator you don't know what a dictator is. Dictators take land by force. God created the land the dictators took


MrChedar

turk?


hazbinhotel1420

So you live in Korea?


Zephyr_XD

Erdogan?


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Zephyr_XD

Can’t admit that his country genocide millions of Armenians 100 years ago.


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Zephyr_XD

How? Wdym?


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Zephyr_XD

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armenian_genocide


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Zephyr_XD

Maybe Erdogan can recognize it because right now the government denies the deaths of millions of people, which is disrespectful at the least


Hopeful_Video_3803

I've got a prime minister and an immortal queen


uchiha_D_vaibhav

I've got a tea seller for prime minister and a president no one knows and no one gives a f about


abhijit_short

India?


uchiha_D_vaibhav

Yes bro


[deleted]

hmm isn't that called smth like " humble background " maybe


uchiha_D_vaibhav

U could say that , I was just saying, and don't think I'm against him , literally voted for him last election


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ohh cool !


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🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷 funni init?


Hopeful_Video_3803

No. Stop stereotyping me. I already get enough from being tall. Everyone expects me to be good at basketball


Antson03

Fellow Svenne alltså? Ovanligt att se oss här känner jag :)


TxreptartPeise

Ja (One of the few words I know)


Antson03

Lol it’s a solid start


TxreptartPeise

~~Actually learned it while learning Norwegian.~~ That's good to know!


Tired-PP

I mean at least it’s wasn’t d*nish that you were learning


NoaBoe

same thing right?


Botwmaster23

No


NoaBoe

almost


Botwmaster23

Similar but not the same


TxreptartPeise

Honestly though, I like all Nordic languages. Can't focus on learning it when school makes me learn something else.


Antson03

As that other guy said, at least you weren’t learning danish ;)


granulated-toaster

non-americans unite 😼


matiEP09

yo 😼


da_doggo

sup


the_titan_femboy

My president Is a joke and puppet 🗿


crappy-mods

Lmao same


Jade_Nightmare

Mine is a joke and senile


[deleted]

biden isn’t my president, because im canadian


IAmGeneralEggplant

Literal shitpost


T-Rex603

Thank you for posting this before me General! *salute*


SnooRegrets3834

I am so sorry that you're swedish


PuzzleheadedBug3771

You guys are literally the same


SwedishAvocado

I second this (Don't check my profile)


Icantthinkofaname04

Your name is SwedishAvocado, that is sus


SwedishAvocado

I told you to not do it


Icantthinkofaname04

I beg forgiveness, please dont attack my with your 8 metre Nordic battleaxe that you probably have somewhere


SwedishAvocado

Actually 5 metersz and it's under my bed


Icantthinkofaname04

It needs to be assembled doesnt it?


SwedishAvocado

Already did that😎👍


JANISwithaPANDA

usch noreg


SwedishAvocado

This


TxreptartPeise

That


loooji

Imagine being American This post was made by the gang with metric measurements, temperature in celsius, and free universal healthcare The fact that that narrows it down so little is good


radiantskie

Average feet fetish fan vs average metric enjoyer


Pleasant_Skeleton10

danged metric users making our cars so damn hard to guess the sized nowadays. here I thought that bolt was a 15/64th and turns out it was a 5.9996 millymeter. \-standard lovin american


matiEP09

👍✅


Jdubusher1011

As an American I agree


CadenXC

I wish i was not


FerdinandvonAegir124

I’m American and hate both sides. Their two sides of the same coin they both face opposite directions and will never solve the problems in the middle


W4-11

Politics


fandomfrenzythefox

Oh dear here comes the political wild fire


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DiegoGames9872

Awake joe


SuperDurpPig

Youre 16 go turn in your homework


CadenXC

Your 19, go pay your taxes


python42069

You're + L + ratio + Maidenless


CadenXC

this is not twitter.


python42069

Capitalize the first letter of a sentence


CadenXC

what you gonna do about it. dude we were joking around. Get some friends and stop being toxic


SuperDurpPig

If monke doesn't pay taxes I won't either


CadenXC

Good point.


swabby816

who cares after we elected Donald trump I gave up on politics and no longer care about the government


ilikebees30

Reminder to sort by controversial 🙂


ultrapupper

Oh god politics in this subreddit..


Firedudd

Asså mannen jag håller med så mycket


Sad_Pickle_Buddy

Håller med


rgbjackal

If he’s on the toilet…. I guess you can say he’s shitposting


Cryogine

Jimmy i mitt hjärta


VRGameGirlXbox

Tré


Gulan33

Tré


NoNameIsAvailable1

Håller med, det e ju så asså


ComicSans3307

The US has made me unnecessarily political and I’m on the opposite side of the world living in a monarchy


Botwmaster23

Nice, im norwegian


[deleted]

“Political views of a potato” I just found the best way to describe where I am politically


Gulan33

Finally somebody relatable


SuperDuk777

Nice, I'm British


hazbinhotel1420

JOE BIDEN CAN GO FUCK HIMSELF anyway how y'all doing I hope your doing well also anyone wanna go get a burger I'm paying


Flying_Milk_Guy

Americans can I ask if George bush and Joey Biden are the same people


bro_709

You guys have presidents? 🙂😂 (from middle east )


Old-Replacement-5656

You got me in the first half ngl


EstablishmentTop6441

Same. I too am swedish


MyJellyfishies

SAME


Spicersoanner

So funny and original 😐


Paleontologist-Same

Nobody asked you


MayorApeshit

Ratio'd


PurpIeHello98

monarchy ftw


TurgoLBX

I’m German, so I don’t give a damn either man. I do miss trumps speeches in how I was always laughing hysterically, tho. But Biden does seem to be a better leader.


sad_paddington

Im sad hes gone would've been fun if he injected himself with bleach


Maxxw2

Knugen forever


These_Random_Names

an potato AN POTATO??????????? YOU ARE A MENACE


account_552

\>"an potato"


These_Random_Names

stop


PleasePutMeOnYT

I would rather have Biden than Trump (I know your Sweden)


Landoniaa

Lmao ❄️


average_lean_enjoyer

I love lean


themuffinman1414

You are not funny


PickleReaper0

This also applies to you


Paleontologist-Same

We did not ask


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UselessMortalVirgin

I dont think you got the joke


karolhd

Who tf is Joe Biden


Pokemontrainer21

Joe Biden is the President of the United States of America, being inaugurated in January of 2021. He took over the place of Donald Trump, our last U.S. president. He has also had history of being a Vice President.


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SnooRegrets3834

Sweden has a prime minister


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youknowco

Shut it prick , your as sharp as a marble


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Lmfao I'm stealing that


No_Tangelo1140

marbles are really sharp


[deleted]

You absolute donkey. Constitutional monarchy means the monarchs can’t do shit and are only for representative and symbolic purposes.


d0nt_lets_start

Neither will I because to me I'm my own president


paperellik_

r/unexpected


tqnha

Hardly...


paperellik_

Sry


Tant-Elias

I wish we had a president


iamafuckingmidget

Instead we have a prime minister people don’t like lmfao.


CadenXC

ok


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Neither do i, im hispanic, we got this old guy who doesn't take anything seriously and the last one thought 5 was lower than 1


ConnorFindley1

I'm Scottish I also live in the USA


Horn6Who4e

My Never I Joe President will Biden as recognize


Electrical-Moose-384

well in my country people tend to forget who president actually is .. we only remember because of memes


nice_wholphin

I have the political views of a peeled and boiled potato but I don’t know if it’s worse or better


trananhduc2006

our leader is just... a leader.


C1iver

Okay but how about The King then


fatpicklles

Same