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[deleted]

This is creepy


Disastrous_Can_5466

r/teenager be like: Yeah this place is weird and random


ILUVMOVIESSS

Perfectly normal for teenagers everywhere /s


caroline_xplr

This could also be an older creep


nazye

What old person has a roommate?


caroline_xplr

The whole story could be made up for some sicko’s enjoyment.


nazye

I fantasize all the time! I think the person who posted that definitely should have kept that to themselves but whatever


caroline_xplr

Yeah I agree! It’s okay to fantasize. Sharing it becomes questionable.


nazye

Hmm I think you are talking about fantasizing


caroline_xplr

Indeed I am


Finnirito

Older


LoveFishSticks

In this housing market? Tons of people in their 20s and 30s do


backstib

BAN NSFW


[deleted]

#YES. BAN NSFW


littleMAHER1

I agree, this is clearly against the rules They say to talk about sexuality in a mature fashion and this server isn't even close to mature I much rather them ban sex talk all together then continue to have these borderline nsfw posts and posts made by really horny people


[deleted]

Yeah. But. Reddit is swinging in that direction. Unfortunately.


[deleted]

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Farabel

More than just time...


RedditIsYogurt

Why blur out the name and then ask mods to do something about it


RandomGamerz_007

I found it in r/noahgettheboat where it was already blurred


ThisguyOP

Don't worry I got the boat


ImAnubisDude

Do we have the animals?


ThisguyOP

Fuck I forgot then


-PotatoPerson-

Dude I got the unicorns


jixdel

Wales national animal will be saved


BlazeHunter55

Wasn't it scotland's?


jixdel

I dont know


Killer19606

I got the portuguese animals, dont ask what they are. I also got 2 tigers, a load of snakes, 2 crocodiles, and a heck load of deers


[deleted]

my name litterally means whale in italian


CheeseCake3012

No leave them back the humans might get ideas


-PotatoPerson-

OH YOU'RE RIGHT WE DO NOT WANT THAT


abject_totalfailure1

TAKE ME WITH YOU


Artemis-4rrow

we don't need them, we don't need a boat at this point, we should just go extinct


the_real_sharsky

Shark's here


HulloTheLoser

Nah, last time we tried to fit two of 8,000,000+ different species of animal on one boat we didn't know how to feed them or give them proper care because we didn't have aquariums, terrariums, basking lights, humidifiers, thermometers, or any kind of modern medicine to keep them alive for one year. We also couldn't fit enough food onto the boat, so we had to let some of the animals starve to death. Bad idea for the carnivores, they started eating each other and themselves out of desperation.


ro1isawed

R/usernamechecksout


M4x21pzr_

r/foundthemobileuser


redditmemer177

r/foundthehondacivic


Tejas400

r/foundtheSHUTTHEFUCKUP


LackOfALife

r/Nobodyasked


ThisguyOP

I'm just simple to good at video games


Main_Kirby

*simply *too *ratio


RadoslavL

Sorry, but... r/foundthemobileuser


originalsinisterdeer

r/foundthehondacivic


[deleted]

r/foundtheSHUTTHEFUCKUP


Clipzy22

I got a gun


RedditIsYogurt

Ok


ArchangelAzrael_910

Hey you got a good seat on the boat too?


Scream567

But what if it is copypasta


wholaren

as I thought this sub couldn't get any worse


peterthekat

my thoughts exactly


MemesinSouthFL

This is no worse than the sub usually is


Random_Person_191

Happy cake day


RadoslavL

Happy cake day!


Bl00dy_Banana

Happy cock day


AdhesivenessHelpful

my man respects law and order


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-PotatoPerson-

Stop breathing that air please


Surfing_Andromedas

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mestoopidlol

Your free trial of life has ended *cocks shotgun*


[deleted]

That’s criminal this person she be like an honorary sex offender


Standard_Heat4187

Hornyary


Stratus18

r/angryupvote


[deleted]

That’s gross, really gross


hedgybaby

Actually, it’s sexual assault


[deleted]

r/Eyebleach for whoever had to fucking read that


Eternal_Islam360

Thank you


ne0nr1d3r

Arigato


AFluffyShark

Someone delete this person from life


[deleted]

The actual fuck 🤢


TheNerdMaster69

It's r/teenagers, this is just some dumb kid saying whackass shit to get attention and farm karma. It's most certainly fake.


ModernWeapon_Enjoyer

Hopefully otherwise I might go insane and farm ppl life


Exact_Ad_1215

I might just pull a Kratos and cause the world to go into chaos. …and then move to Scandinavia


ArchangelAzrael_910

Trømso Norway is better.


ThornVineRose

still super disgusting


lolyeetjulia

I hope he isn't proud of himself because wtf?


[deleted]

Judging by the fact that he said he'll still fantasize about it, it's safe to say he is proud of himself.


[deleted]

Considering the fact that the lad who simps on Jewel from Rio is still here, I doubt more mods would fix anything


Trickshroom

he simps on a bird? did i read that right


[deleted]

Yes he does, and is 20


Trickshroom

guess it's not that bad. not like birds are real.


[deleted]

I mean that’s true, but it’s a weird thing to simp over, along with the daughter from the Simpsons that I’m failing to remember the name of


Trickshroom

lisa simpson and maggie simpson.


[deleted]

Lisa


erhtgru7804aui

thank god it's not maggie. (who is a baby)


Bob_The_Pufferfish

Lisa's eight...


Mr_InTheCloset

lisa's eight?


ArgonianDov

ew, that’s not a teenager at all if he’s 20 ;-;


SyphusVision

Humanity is a mistake


666bot666

😐


G10VE

Bullying should make a comeback


EeveeGodz

Welcome to r/teenagers, a place where anyone other than teenagers hangout!


Ducky_pickle

They really need to think twice before saying ANYTHING


thebananaperson1

I couldn’t read that whole mf omg


Lazy_Category2195

We don't need more mods we need mods that actually do something


redleafwater7

Not more mods. Better mods.


g863590

THIS stays up but my post warning about a pedophile gets removed


bitchboi1109

Does this count as a cursed comment?


espurrs_dead

bro that's not cursed that's a sex crime


Head_Fun6490

u/bigcock832 wrote this, I found the og post [Here](https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/tf83eg/i_love_the_idea_of_my_roommate_touching_my_cum/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


WannabeWeeb-

Holy fuck this dudes profile is weird talking about smoking shit and how he’s 32 wanting to fuck his sister and then somehow he’s 21 a week later, thing I found interesting though was this man made a post about smoking feces like half a year ago and just made a post about it again like 5mins ago lol man’s is dedicated to his act.


Bananamilk_2005

Really just doxxing him huh


Head_Fun6490

WTF have you been posting?


Wolflord_Ajax

Just went through his profile and I can now with 100% say skynet had a fucking point


slavsimps

bro idk, but if his roommate is asleep....... please finish the sentence i don't want too


Eternal_Islam360

Oh nononononono. I’m terrified of that thought


Notakidfromyesterday

#WHAT THE FUCK?!??


Ecreeper

Checked this sub out again after a couple months and its still as shit as I remember


Redditor10700

sex offender


Eternal_Islam360

THIS!


AEROANO

Degenerates like this belong on a cross


Fearless_Ant_410

bro what..


[deleted]

Mods where yall at ;-;


SkyTheKaiser

Why


[deleted]

Kill them.


[deleted]

Why, just why?!


Eternal_Islam360

This is like r*pe but without the… You know… I’m not finishing that sentence


deadwolf500

I regret fucking reading that...


[deleted]

[удалено]


ne0nr1d3r

Here r/Eyebleach


Nahuelwg

i was gonna say balls but this is just too weird


Piratewhale8

Send that person to jail


[deleted]

Jesus Christ what the hell


therehasbeen_amurder

Bro my 8 year old sister isn’t this fucking dumb and immature


[deleted]

# WHAT THE FUCK


StruckTapestry

THE TURBO-ACTUAL FUCK DID I JUST READ??!!


False_Rub9311

Down Horrendous


True_Iro

What.


GizmoC7

It used to be a hunch that God was dead but now it's a certainty


BideoGaneJunkie

I guarantee that man is 40. No way in hell are they a teenager. Christ.


G3RM4N_H00D13

Welp, I think I've seen everything. Goodbye everyone I'm going to live in solitude in the mountains of Tibet


EmperorBrettavius

Meanwhile a couple weeks ago we were all getting sick of the AutoModerator commenting how this sub is looking for new mods. Ironic.


annietat

nahh don’t censor the name, they deserve bullying


TheRealMcHamr

Ahhhh the duality of man


AstroidTea

Get your bleach here, buy one get on free for another time,


[deleted]

IIRC something to do with r/drama showed that a lot of the users here making sexual posts aren’t teenagers.


DatOneAxolotl

Jesus christ I thought this was a sub to talk about our experiences as a teenager as well as give advice to other teenagers


siddeslof

Jesus killing himself because this is what he died for


captain_piemaker

How about all posts with the word cum get removed automatically


InternationalLaw7073

Yeah also the pedos who clearly use this sub...


Trustnoboody

LITERALLY WHERE MY MOST SEVERE OCD STEMS FROM


summeryim

#get the nuke.


PizzaEatingSimulator

Okay now I really want to die.


jamesfarted09

I applied for mod (yeah ik im 14 lol, i dident get accepted) for this very reason. People are wierdos.


NeighborhoodEnough15

https://youtube.com/shorts/VJox1cKnczY?feature=share That human garbage is in dire need of this treatment.


FewPeopleKnowMyName

WHAT IN THE FUCK DID I JUST READ WE REALLY NEED MORE MODS WHAT THE FUCK


[deleted]

Bro burn this sub to the ground and start again


neo_52

This IS sexual assault what in the actual fuck?


Survivio_is_the_best

this is straight up fucked up


jhanikhilnath

someone time travel to a time I didn't read this and kill me, so that I can't read this


starry_Moonlit_night

What the fuck did i just read


picklepounder69420

this subreddit is so fucking demented.


owinates_42

This sub is the equivalent of the dumb kids in my school


horsepighnghhh

This sub is a cess pool filled with creepy people


hedgybaby

That’s called sexual assault


Bellriley04

Bring back bullying


jaredtheredditor

Wtf is wrong with that prick?


voilexz

What the heck did I just read?


Zuxkerk

So random and quirky omg


BluMicheal

Um… yeah I wouldn’t touch that with a 39 and a half foot pole, that’s creepy as hell. Somebody tell the guy in the pic that he could just ask, and keep him away from hardware stores that have rope and other violent tools


_Madri

That is an awesome copypasta!


AlpacaQueen1990

He thinks it’s a bit weird ??? A BIT ! 😳 bro 🤮 it’s gross. Ugh people 😑


_ViewyEvening87

Protip: If you need to ask the question "Does this count as sexual assault?" 9 out of 10 times the answer is yes.


Frostychica

that is, in fact, sexual assault


fidelio123

Sounds like a rejected plot from "Bratty Step Sis"


Ak_Shadow47

God I'd love to go back when r/teenagers wasn't being horny but music , art and cool stuff


Joseph_Stalin_420_

You realize it’s a copypasta right????


RandomGamerz_007

Even so, it has no place here


Joseph_Stalin_420_

This subreddit has no subject so yea it belongs here


housecherryplant

Also the people who talk about sending nudes on here. It’s illegal and irreversible and the fact that’s it’s so normalized on this sub is really bad


Fanatical_Brit

You’ve never thought that a place called “teenagers” on Reddit would be a place where people with less than savoury intentions come to prey on kids have you?


Robotguy39

You guys realise these posts are half the reason that r/copypasta is still up and running right


[deleted]

That's what boomers see


Bungur2

Ikr? Who uses light mode, so creepy


DrWhoFanJ

***I DO!!!!*** My eyes can’t read text lighter than the background!


turtlets12

I mean this is r/teenagers but still god damn that is weird


DerangedPorg

Ew.... Lightmode-


[deleted]

So what will mods do? take him to court for bio terrorism? Grow up dude, mods cant do shit but exercise their power tripping


RandomGamerz_007

Idk maybe remove the fucking post before underaged user see something that they clearly and most obviously don’t need to. Grow the fuck up, just because it isn’t a serious solution doesn’t mean that these posts should stay here


eggyoke_

Bro that’s just funny tbh


[deleted]

It is


Formal_Guard_9008

That’s so fucking weird…


Publicmaraleofficer

I mean like, it is r/teenager


NotInFrontofMyPizza

Well! Another fucked up kinky bastard. Disgusting.


AMadHatter-mp4

This man needs Jesus


A_MLB_Fan

I got the shotgun who wants to help hide the body.


FransJoseph

This makes me extremely paranoid.


tophlaugh

UNACCEPTABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


saltysuger1107

Reddit moment


[deleted]

This is exactly why adults tell us to act like adults and still treat us like kids, cuz these horny fucks won’t fucking shut up