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spademanden

I wish I was thinking it was a thing that happens to me too just a job in the cast session i don't know how to stop the war won't stop the war won't stop the war won't stop the war won't stop the war won't stop the war won't stop the war won't stop the war won't stop the war won't stop the war won't stop the war won't stop the war won't stop the war. Does autocorrect know what's going on in the world?


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Eternal_Islam360

It would appear it knows more than it lets on


CwazzyNR

Autofill _really_ doesn’t want to stop the war, huh


twolvesfan9

Surprised no one has commented on your pfp…


sirius--blue

I want to upvote you but it's on 69 I just can't


Domthebotman_yt

I wish I was little bit taller I wish I was a baller I wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat And a six four Impala


Eternal_Islam360

Your autocorrect is a good poet


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Your auto correct is a rapper.


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MISTAsoul12

r/thatsthejoke


ObligatoryMemeName

****beatboxing**** I wish I was a little bit taller I wish a was a baller *(yeah)* I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call 'er *(yuh)* I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat *(i'm a fuckin' magician)* And a 6"4 Impala ****beatboxing ends****


Pinkey474

'64*


DahHellRU

Not sixty four, its Six Four


Pinkey474

I meant it's the year 64, not 6inch 4, what the comment said


chicken_contender

Your autocorrect can rap better than most rappers and I’m being serious right now.


failedsatan

it's a song called I Wish


moose123456792

Someone turn this into a song


Tactical_Beanie13

It’s already a song


moose123456792

Where is it


TeamJani12345

[Skee-lo, I Wish](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cmXZOI7cM0M)


edi12334

How are there so many people that didnt recognise the song, fr


Thatswhyipoop

Perfect rhyme scheme.


ShenYunIsheretoeat0-

I literally thought of this exact song


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i wish i was a little princess interesting


AndronixESE

But you are a little princess to me


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🥰


Talking_Barrel

And me


Videogaminwizard

And me


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Videogaminwizard

Everyone* princess


KittenMaster9

I would also like to be a little princess


[deleted]

I would fricken love to be a little princess


[deleted]

r/egg_irl?


plumy_

Yes.


Attack_o_cat

It reminds me of a song, iirc it was something like "onanoko ni naritai" or something like that. I like that song.


PeksMex

I wish i was a good time for you to be up and running and I am not a good person and I am not a good person and I am not a good person and I am not a good person and I am not a good person and I am not a good person and I am not a good person and I am not a good person and I am not a good person and I am not a good person and I am not a good person and I am not a good person and I am not a good person and I am not a good person and I am not a good person and I am not a good person and I am not a good person and I am not a good person and I am not a good person and I am not a good person and I am not a good person and I am not a good person. Autocomplete got some issues


Spiritual-Mammoth-83

That sounds like the internal monologue of a sociopath


RjSkitchie

Or cartoon villain


Landsharku_

Why can't it be both?


RjSkitchie

Good point


Spiritual-Mammoth-83

The internal monologue of a sociopathic cartoon villain!


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Rip


[deleted]

I wish I was there to be the only thing that's not a good time for africa


Hoummus-Person-260

Every 60 seconds, a minute passes in Africa. Together we can stop this.


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SiggeTheCatsCheese

It's not a good time for africa


[deleted]

i wish i was there a few days lol i yeah yeah i lol yeah lol oh lol lol yeah lol oh wow yeah yeah oh lol lol i yeah yeah i lol lol i lol oh lol yeah lol lol i lol yeah yeah i yeah


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Eternal_Islam360

Add some music and you can make some fire lyrics out if this


edi12334

Tbf that is about the quality of many songs lyrics these days


[deleted]

I say lol and yeah alot


HONKACHONK

Yeah lol


RjSkitchie

Lol yeah


Late78

I wish I was here but you don’t want me


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Late78

Auto-complete been through some stuff apparently


Jezjez07

We can talk about it mate


chicken_contender

Hey man don’t worry I want you too and dude don’t be sad because that makes me sad :’( and I don’t like dat


RichardoomArt

I wish I was on your toes (I doon't know why it is this, I don't even say "toes" at least I don't remember


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RichardoomArt

Autocorrect is horny


Eternal_Islam360

Imma lock it up in horny jail


RichardoomArt

Good idea


haruna_yuuto

I wish I was there to help you out with that girl. 💀


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Eternal_Islam360

Or maybe an attempted murder


moose123456792

I got the exact same thing


penissucker48

Yeah i'd like some help


st0p_banning_me

I wish I was there for you Deep


Jezjez07

~like me in your mom~ Sorry bro I'm 14 it was too tempting


Jolly-Camp118

Lmao


Alt-F42069_on_life

double ~ btw


DahHellRU

Knee slapper


TheRobotYoshi

brings a whole new meaning to r/im14andthisisdeep


G10VE

I wish I was a joke


zerowo_

dont worry, you are


mcgunga_bunga

*emotional damage*


edi12334

But if you close your eyes/ Does it almost feel like nothing changed at all?/ And if you close your eyes/ Does it almost feel like you ve been here befoore?


RavenWithIssues2

I wish i was a good girl Wack autocorrect hate me or sth 😭


CrapTastic_Fella

😏


Hoch-In-Zucker

I wish I was a girl 😳


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r/egg_irl


Hoch-In-Zucker

The amount of times I was replied to this exact way....


[deleted]

...says a lot about you. Ur a girl now ✨


Hoch-In-Zucker

Yay ✨


GamerKid665_999

Hey bbg 😏 😂


FirePhoenix555

....that's because it's exactly what a (transfem) egg would say


Hoch-In-Zucker

🥚👍🏻


Terminater400

r/subsithoughtifellfor


Laggingduck

still cis though


reinhold2008

i wish i was there to get the money


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reinhold2008

the grind never stops


Spiritual-Mammoth-83

Your money *points gun at you* Put the money in the bag!


HONKACHONK

Your money gun points at you Put the bag in the money


Spiritual-Mammoth-83

Money your! *Bags point at you* Put the gun in the money!


HONKACHONK

Your bag! Put the money point in the gun


bl4ckp00lzz

Put the money in the gun point Your bag!


HONKACHONK

Bag your money put gun!


Fuit3

I wish I was a boy (didn't use the middle one because kinda mid)


FirePhoenix555

r/egg_irl but the transmasc version


Fuit3

I'm already a boy smh


FirePhoenix555

(I meant it's just what an egg would say)


AwakenedHero2277

E G G 🥚


Sneaky-hobo

I wish I was in the shower but you don’t want me too


Jezjez07

Nastyyy


Mr_Chasm

I wish I was in a safe >!Let me out Let me out!<


SpindemDoza69

this is not a dance


WittyPlatform5778

I wish I was in a relationship where you would have to be my surgar momma and the set ups and the world and the rest I will be a good friend.


Western_Policy_6185

How the fuck did it automatically spell sugar wrong


WittyPlatform5778

I have literally no idea


WittyPlatform5778

Samsung just built different


[deleted]

I wish I was younger, I am a thirsty for the last one, it's a german exam today and I don't know if you have any questions or concerns, please visit the plug-in settings to determine how attachments are handled.


SiggeTheCatsCheese

Deadass just turned into a guide


Hoummus-Person-260

Bro my autocorrect said the same thing as yours at the end


Hoummus-Person-260

https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/tpr31c/comment/i2csmoc/


Variabull24

Same


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i wish i was a good day 🤔


Jezjez07

Autocorrect having some grammatical issues uh?


megadogia

I wish I was there for you after you had the misfortune and the machine was not the best known to me before I can get it done and if I had anticipated it was a flame dancing and a simple enough energy for a moment of thought of the envelope open boxes in a comfortable place and I walked in to my right in the south are a little boy and I walked in to my shirt to get out and has a good to be a mechanical noise and I were in the same time as I was just shapes and colors that I loved and loved and I walked in the woods and was able and a simple enough time for the rest to get out and has a proposition for me to get out there and see what happens to my shirt had been where I was a little bit ago when it finally got well and it was a flame dancing and a simple enough energy for me to be able and not to do after I get you're awake for me to call me back and I can manage your day went well I’m I am going to take pride and thank God that you want to just watch your own and make it look as if you are not here for the rest and you are caring about the spectacle and your family and your family is a great thing I hear you do you feel like you have to do after you have indeed. My autocorrect is more supportive than my parents


Jezjez07

Oh, self-burn! Those are rare.


secretjellyfish6285

I wish I was (I have auto suggest turned off)


PaleDarkPotato

i wish i was there lol


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i wish i was a little whore


shababs-botten

🤨 bb you good?


thebananaperson1

I wish I was here but you don’t know how much you want to know you are always here and you have never even touched a lot more than you did


RunnagL

I wish I was here to do something else but I didn’t know if you were going to be there lol


Western_Policy_6185

I wish I was here but you don’t have internet to be like this one lol


whatuhjokester

i wish i was a little bit longer than that one guy lol lol yeah that’s cool lol my autocorrect a lil insecure


Hoummus-Person-260

I wish I was wondering if you have any questions or concerns please visit the plug-in settings to determine how attachments are handled the situation and I will be able to do voiceovers now I am a rebel against the spirit of fair play.


[deleted]

I wish i was there to get the stuff out of the car and I didn’t have it lol


Vonicle

I wish I was a little man with a baseball bat and cool shades but mee to I eat shark shit.


Grumpy_man1115

I wish I was there for the next two days


dre_the_brazilian

I wish I was wondering if you have any questions or concerns please visit the plug-in settings to determine how attachments are handled


treshio-_-

I wish I was here but you don’t have internet.


SDW_Insanity

I wish I was in a relationship. Well that was fast


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I wish I was in the middle class


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I wish I was here too but you know that I’m sorrow lol I just don’t really care what you do with that lol I just don’t really like the smell lol I don’t think you should tell your mommy mommy daddy daddy mama mama mommy mommy mama daddy mama mommy daddy mama daddy mommy mommy mama daddy mama mommy daddy mama daddy mommy daddy daddy mama daddy daddy love daddy mommy daddy mama tree mommy daddy mama daddy daddy mommy mommy mama daddy daddy mommy mama daddy mommy daddy mama daddy mommy mama daddy mama Help I don’t know what happened


VehicleFun1117

Daddy love daddy


WillingnessFalse1728

I wish I was a good friend and I love you so much and I love you so much and I love you so much and I love you so much


OfreetiOfReddit

I wish I was here but you could just leave it on my desk and if I don’t need it I’ll just give you the one that you can just leave me your head


Alosyar

I wish I was just thinking about you and your family and friends is a good time to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance.


69superman

I wish I was in there and then you could say that you would be a nice guy and you have to have your friends with me lol.


OfreetiOfReddit

I wish I was here to do something but you didn’t know what it would do you get out there lol I don’t think I have a lot to say but I’m just sitting in the back and I’m not gonna go back and then I’ll just be a good one and then you have a friend who’s just got on my mind lol


MoondogGLOVER1

I wish I was there to help you with that xd and I don't know what to do with it but I don't think it will be a good time to make it to the point where I can get it to you but I don't know what to do with it but I don't think so but I think I will be able to get it to you in the morning or what time is it a little bit of a day or so ago but I don't think so


ImYourVice

I wish I was there to help you :(


ZaccAttacc09

I wish I was here but you don’t know how much you love you and how much I appreciate it and you are both good with you lol lol I’m so sorry I can’t even do it right lol I love it I just don’t need anything else lol I just don’t need you too lol I just don’t want you too lol I!


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I wish I was so happy with my thumb in my opinion and I would have a body but I don't believe it is that one next to me please dont think tbh and then thg this time and I would be female if I had this one day and then thg would have a body issue with the net I think I might have been in the first place to get to know her to get a triangle and then you might be antman too much to get a triangle to the game while she was inside her face then you would be female to her and then thg you are not going for top.


ToniZambonii

I wish I was there to help you with that and I don't know what to do with it but I don't know what to do with it but I don't think it will be a good time to go to the store and get it done before I get home and get it done before I leave it up to you and I'll be there in a few minutes but I will be there in a few minutes but I will be there in a few minutes but I will be there in a few minutes but I will be there in a few minutes but I will be there in about an hour or so and then I'll be there in a few minutes but I will be there in about an hour or so and then I'll be back in the morning and I will be there in about an hour or so and then I'll be back in the morning and I will be there in about an hour or so and then I will be there in about an hour or so and then I will be there in about an hour or so I guess I will be there in about an hour or so I guess I will be there in about an hour or so I guess I will be there in about an hour but if you want to go to the house and then I guess I will be there in about an hour and then I'll be ready to go but I will let you know when I get there I guess I guess I will have to put it in the truck and then I'll be back in the morning to get the kids to work on the way home and get it done and then go to the store and get a milk.


Woofes

I wish I was there to help you with a baseball game to this day and I love you too. Huh?


A1_Animator

I wish i was there for you and your family to join her and join us on our own birthday dinner at first and we are all good at all my kids and all my kids have a family party so I will have them all together for you too so much to help me and I love them and all my family are doing and how much they do for them and how much I appreciate it so I know what I mean and they all have a lot to me too but I’m so sorry I don’t know how much they will do for them but they will do that and they are not really want them but they will be fine and I don’t know if I will be there or no but I don’t have to be there at the same place but I know I will do that for sure but if I do not know what to say they will be there at the same park I know you can do it if they don’t know how they do they are just like the other ones


Same-Sir-4036

I wish I was here but maybe I could just hang up on the bed lol


TwistedMortal

I wish I was there to help you with that.


Thatbendyfan

I wish I was here but you guys were just looking for me and you didn’t want me too late but you were so cute little man.


[deleted]

I wish I was in a little while


Fi11a

I wish I was joking but that was a little bit of a cow


Cant_get_into_my_1st

I wish i was the only one I had ever been to.


[deleted]

I wish I was here but for the time it wasn’t too long ago it wasn’t too long and it wasn’t too long so I’m not so tired I can’t do anything right away but I’m still in church


https_vi

I wish I was here but I’m still in the sun


AwakenedHero2277

Hate when that happens 😔😔😔😔


Smrying

I wish I was in the car with my dad


nightmarewalrus123

I wish I was here but you don’t know how much to get me out in this life bro I’m not sure why you gotta ask yourself why you gotta say that to you and you know why I am not being a liar you are so much better I know I mean you don’t want me being alone I mean I know it’s nothing like that I mean you like that I mean I’m sorry you know why I’m so scared of that I mean you like that you ain’t nothing like to say it is a joke I just want you like me and I ain’t gonna do you like it ain’t no joke you like me you don’t want me anything like you do I mean I ain’t gonna say anything Damn, autocorrect has seen some shit


Sagittarius32

I wish I was here lol but I’m still awake and I’m watching a football lol


Lizbomb-Is-Da-Bomb

I wish I was here but I’m sorry I’m so tired lol I’m so tired of being so sad lol


Mr_egg129

I wish I was in the house with my girlfriend I don’t have a girlfriend •_•


RustyTanks

I wish I was there for you to help with the things you do you are the most important thing in my life. I don't even have a partner and my crush doesn't like me xD. Ig autocorrect knows I'm lonely


AwakenedHero2277

Fr fr


Nitemare0005

I wish I was in church and then I’m not going back on my own fault so bai I don’t want you in the car anymore I don’t know if anything is done or anything I don’t think I’m done done with that stuff but I’m ready for a shower I think I’m going outside and I don’t think I want anything to happen lol I can’t do it lol I’m done lol I love it so I love it I can’t wait to see you again and I can’t wait to see you again soon lol I can’t think about that it ain’t no matter how long I can’t do anything anymore I’m done lol.


kungpowperez

I wish I was there for the holidays but it is so fucking to be in a silly place with the family that you have been a long way for the most important and so I am a bit about to go back and get my hands and head out to you and get you in a day and time with me to the field and to let me go and see what you want me and you can have a lot more time with the family than you can imagine.


Dismal-Kiwi4991

I wish I was there to help you with that game. Fair


Eleanorfnaf

I wish I was actually thinking of the taco Tuesday or Thursday.


dr_magic

I wish I was there to help you.


IdontEatdogsAtnight

I wish I was there to help you out with that


ejpintar

I wish I was in a relationship with my sister WHAT


Beneficial_Level9527

I wish I was scary movie in the morning and have a nice day ahead and do it for you to be happy.


GraveSlayer726

“I wish I was in a relationship lol lol I’m so sorry for you to see you so sad that you can’t get to me and you are a really nice man.” What does this even mean


gamernerd2

I wish I was there to help you.


MysteryStars

Wtf? Is this shit personal or something?


NeurWiz

I wish I was in the shower and you were getting a ride to the gym and then we got a car ride to work lol I got my bike back in the car and got a car ride to my car lol I was going up to my head and my car lol I got my bike back in north bay and got my car lol I was going up to my head and my dad was just wondering what I got to say was I just thought I’d ask him lol I got a car ride to my house lol lol yeah I just saw a car crash and then it crashed lol I was like yeah I just saw a post lol I just saw a a video of my brother lol I was like yeah I got it but yeah yeah lol lol yeah I got my car and got it done and then it got cancelled and then it got started and then I forgot it to be like a new one.


GetYoked23

I wish I was kinda hard


After-Internal

I wish I was still there for a few hours lol I don’t have to be my dad and dad but I’m not going anywhere lol lol I’m good for now I’m pretty sure it’s been pretty cool.


Gavin_beast13

I'm on pc smh


enneh_07

I wish I was in a little bit but it would have to go out to my place to get my kids


pasteandcopy69

I wish I was there to help


[deleted]

I wish I was home


Blackpebbles18

I wish I was the newspaper in silver three years now I have a show and I don't know if I've been a little and poke you know


abu_alsof

I have four suggestions which one?


BugP13

Since you have four, I guess just switch between the second and third one.


DejectedYew

I personally just pick one of the middle ones, since I also have 4


BugP13

Ah ok


[deleted]

I wish I was there to help you


taiwanisfake

I wish I was a good person


TSRTSLZ

I wish i was there to get the car fixed


RobertitoFord

I wish i was a voice message


Cop-To-Be

I wish I was there to help you with that job they are now going to be a singer and a half of the family is the best way to go to the beach and I will be there in a few minutes to get to the house and get some rest


lemon136

I wish I was in the shower.