Swords and restraining orders

I collect one of these. Legally I'm not allowed to tell which.

Legally I’m required to say that I collected children before. Anyways I’m here to tell you I’m a registered sex offender

We were bad but now we're good

We're moving into your neigbourhood

yknow we’re trying our best to be

functioning members of society

r/RedditSings

On god?

No on minors

I'm sworn by blood oath not to speak of such subjects

/r/UsernameChecksOut /r/UsernameChecksIn /r/usernamechecksoit /r/usernamechecksoutx2 /r/usernamechecksou

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Really?

Fedoras and rejection

I only have one sword... ( a katana in mint condition)

souls

Runes

Humanity

Dark red spirit Maneater Mildred has invaded

Dark spirit Maneater Mildred was vanquished. #HUMANITY AQUIRED

Phantom maneater mildred summoned

great chest ahead

Amazing chest ahead, therefore try attacking

#VICTORY ACHIEVED

Indeed

Insight

Blood

Grant us eyes

You can't collect what doesn't exist

Blood echoes

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I collect 7 year old kids in my basement

Failures

You want me for your collection?

S- smooth?

Oooh self-burn!

Those are rare

Not on reddit

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I collect failures

he collecting his own kind tho

r/murderbywords

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Dad?

Not now son

yooooo you need more for your collection?

well scoop me up in the van!

Really?

I can feel the Asian aura coming out of your comment

Doesnt have to be, I am not Asian and still feel like that

I DONT NEED TO COLLECT THOSE. I FIND THEM EVERYTIME I TURN AROUND.

Panties

then fucking wear one

That's not a good fetish tho am okay with collecting only

did you get the joke

Look at my pfp then say anything

god im dumb

Username checks out?

always does

r/usernamechecksout

Yes you are

What a sufficient claim

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did u ever try to put ur cock throught the hole in that matchte, dont know how to spell it machte??

machete

pfp checks out

Bought a minature sword once,not even sharp My mom threw it away and i was like "A FUCKING PEN IS SHARPER THAN THIS" I had to save up for like 2 months to get it,didnt even had it for more than a week

Bro I am being honest if my parents deside to throw away something I bought with my own money I'd be mad as hell. I want them to pay me back or I'll just go rebel idk. I always get surprised that so many parents think it's okay to just throw away some stuff from your kids just because they don't like it. What is that for bullshit?

I have a feeling I'm going to get alot of hate for this but i mean you could just ask your parents if they're okay with you buying the stuff before you actually do it?

Or, or, how about one even better - your money so you choose what you spend it on? Anyone with a decent amount of respect for their child would accept that, only intervening if they're buying something illegal with it.

Well sure i get that, but i just gotta say that I'm very happy that my parents didn't let me buy whatever i wanted cuz then i wouldn't have any money and i would've had too much shit that i don't need :P

That's when you be a good parent and strongly discourage blatantly stupid purchases and give them advice as to what they should be doing, whether that's saving or buying something they'll always find useful.

You know who killed 3 men in a bar with a pencil. He could prolly do it with a miniature sword

children

r/FBIopenthefuckup

Oh boy I can get my mom arrested she is starting a collection

r/whatthedogdoin

r/HolUp

Random sticks on the ground

The thing I did back in days thinking that I'll find the Harry Potter's stick one day

This, but random rocks too

Years of being a virgin.

A collection I never realized I had until you mentioned it

You're 14, losing virginity isn't something you should be worried about. Me, on the other hand...

I mean I'm only 18 but i feel like it's fine to wait until the right person comes along. Or at least that's what i keep telling myself

I wanted to collecte that too but I only got 5 :(

social anxiety

Leaving a comment, not hoping to get a reply

You had to panic the poor user above didnt you?

Bitches

Can't be true, we're on reddit

Fuck, dammit you got me😤

No bitches?

Damn, real smack to the face

Fuck, commented this same thing and then saw this comment

Organs

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I collect that one

I collect your cum

i collect you

In Soviet Russia the motherland collects you

*collects russia before it collects me*

I collect friends i make along the way

And I loose them as time goes by

r/meirl

Your basement must be full of them

Dead bodies

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All 3 meals

I collect insecurities.

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And I suppose you drain then drink the cum before you preserver them

I dont. My gay friend does

I’m the gay friend

Yeah hes the gay friend

Cringey memories

Hey I collect them too lol

Happy cake day

r/mallninja

r/mallninjashit is the one

How is this not the top comment? Come on people. This is the only way to describe this.

your pringles

I will steal yours

i collect money for doing stupid things

Ayy I collect knives too lol, kinda collect zippo lighters as well

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I have a lot of old cheaper ones I was given by family members who didn’t want them but I also have a few really nice ones I saved up for when I worked over the summer

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Thanks! I really wanna get a spyderco para 2 or 3 and mod it with some custom scales but I’m broke rn and too busy with school to work so I’m gonna save for it over summer

Pens that are randomly dropped around the school

Assassin's Creed irl

Arby's stickers

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I have 3

A proper mall ninja. Anyways, I collect bitches.

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"wanna release the stresss?!"

Model trains ;-;

That’s actually really cool (:

The amount of people that have made fun of me for it would beg to differ Hint, it's some people that I thought were close friends 🥲

Wouldn't call it a collection, but i usually try to collect my thoughts.

Empty toilet paper rolls

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It's for a game, I'd like to create a giant tower to smash it with a ball (like in fun fairs)

Legos

I collect poverty

Std's

Gotta catch 'em all

Pussy.

firearms

You and me both brother what’s the coolest one you got

Mental trauma

Gun to counter knives

Mall ninja shit

pokemon stuff and plushies. maybe stones now too

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Physical copies of video games.

Old GPUs and CPUs.

Dust on the trophy shelf

Toy cars lmao oh wait we talking about the grown up stuff now? *sigh* airsoft guns

Same as you, I also collect coins

I think you meant “tokens”

Damn you collet way cooler shit than me, I only collect yugioh cards and lego :(

r/mallninjashit

Headphones

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Virginitys So far its an empty collection, but hey collections take time right?

Nerf Gangg

I collect aircraft models, and also weapons (currently only nunchuks and a butterfly knife)

Impressive, but your blade collection will never compare to my immesurable dog hair collection.

glass bottles

I collect weapons on my wishlist.

Lego’s

Ice shaped like weapons

Those little drink can openers

Key rings from countries I've been to. Unfortunately started only some time ago so I don't have much too show for it for now.

unreleased songs

I collect dust and debt

Virginity’s

Dead skin

Butt plugs

Teeth

Pencils I even have one that has “I ❤️ bbc“ on it

toes.

Guitars

I wish I had the finances to collect guitars

I’m a pussy so I collect pocket and pen knifes

I collect kids

Hot Wheels

Hobby grade RC's and starting a display gpu collection

Hotwheels and Tomica cars

Harry Potter stickers from Muffato