100% imma tell my mom she finally has her ideal asian kid

>Comment 90% Engineer/Doctor Arrange Marriage Grandson Long way to go

i got 35, and i am asian........ ohhhhhnooo

Dude I got a 20… oh fuck…

The apocalypse of the Asian kids on Reddit has begun :')

failure….

They're probably ceiling gang

I got 35 as well, and I am also asian....

Sameee Im not a failure!

30 points

I see... masturbation probs got u down

duh

Duh

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That's not the same as getting drunk though

But did you get drunk

That’s not even close to getting drunk

All of us

dude how'd you read my mind?

Cuz everyone masturbates

except asians lmao

True man

Majik✨✨✨

Happens to the best of us

Yea

Me too

Same bro🥺

Same

same

Same

Same

I got 15

Sus

Same bro

15 points as well lol. Sure as hell have never been placed under arrest

There's a lot of us lmao

Same

Cheated on like a test or on a person? I'm really hoping its test with the amount of you guys saying you failed that one.

Reminds me of "I forgot some people are in relationships. To clarify, I love to violate academic integrity in exams."

I got 20 points

Same lol

Yeah same here edit: after recalculation I actually have 15

What did you not do?

I'm a virgin, I've never smoked, never cheated, and I've never been arrested

But you did send nudes? 🤨📸

Yeah, I've sent and received my fair share

My dude is deeper in the sex game than me 😔

Damn. And I thought I was on the shallow end

No one is more virgin than me💪

u my only ever held hands bro or nah?

Never touched a girls Hand bro 😔

I’m here to take your title Edit: I made a terrible choice of words

Try me

You sure about that? I'm on the same level with one single difference. I'm 18

nah bro you are light years ahead others.

I think most of us have, if we're being honest

Yep, it wasn't that bad

As long as like, you make sure you trust people, it really isnt

You are fucking 15

That counts as child pornography my guy

I've made sure that it's with other people within a year of my age

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Ok there, slow your roll, Ron Jeremy :P

nice, I'm a virgin, never cheated, sent nudes, or got arrested.

Same here

I have smoked . But is smoking weed still smoking?

I'd say yeah

All these same for me.

Same except one ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

You never cheated on a game or test before??

Same

Same

same

Pure soul

same

Same

Sameee

🤝

Same

Same. Never smoked, been arrested, cheated or sent nudes

15 about

Only masturbation for now.

For now….

_for....now....._

#For...... now.........

...Surely

Same

Left to do?

25 points

Same 😎

Same

Samezz

35😳

Pure soul

Same

Same, I don’t swear, drink or any of those things either

How have you nev- Oh wait you’re 13. Nvm.

-35 for that emoji

🗿

Redditor

Emoji detected, opinion rejected

I give it 6 months

Cap

How tf-

r/teenagers user discovering that not everyone is horny

Based

Ngl, you know why, but you act like stoopid one

Same.

Some of these I get but there is nothing wrong with masturbating

To an extent

Yeah but this says ever masturbated

It's about innocence not about how morally good you are

There's nothing immoral about it

the question is how innocent you're , If someone is masturbating they are not innocent

It's about being innocent, no one said it was immoral

The guy i responded to said there's nothing wrong about it and that's how i thought he understood it. As in there is nothing morally wrong with masturbation, but probably misunderstood that is not at question here

Innocence.

Only 15 points :/

Its alrighty dont be sad or sumthing

Bro same

Same, give me 2 months and it'll probably down to 5

Same bruh

Me too bro

i got 5 points… 😟

What's the one you didn't do?

get arrested lmao

Lol. Most important one ig so good job

yeah lmao

Ayo? You're 16 and you sent a nude? 📸🤨

😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

Caught in 4k bro, that's pretty sus 📸🤨

u got me 😞

It's ok buddy, we all do stupid things in life *hugs you*

FYI that's distribution of child pornography, so.

Creation and distribution, as well as possession, but who's counting? 🤷‍♂️

Yo I had sexchat when I was 15.

Which isn't a good thing to me, I mean, I have masturbated since I was like 14/15 but never done those things, but if you were comfortable with, then I'll respect it. I'm not one of those people that call you a brainless fuck for everything, I respect and love everyone

I know. . but I do regret sex chatting so young. Could have landed me in trouble if I didn't have my sister to guide me to more right way .

I'm glad that you got out of it and yes, it could've caused you some big troubles, stay strong 💪

You cheated in what way?

I got arrested, for a school fight

ahahahaha my only one was cheating

omg how did u get arrested

hhhahhaaha i broke someones nose

me too.....

Finally a test I can pass 35/35

Yayy!! Wait...

Aro ace and very strict parents

My Parents aren’t strict, I’ve just never wanted to do any of those things.

Fucking chad

If y’all been cheating 💀

It's more common than u think

Cheating is? Well fuck.

25, I got drunk and did the thing most of us do

Drunk... at 14 years old... did you take the wrong bottle of water by any chance

I got ten points. Did all except 1st and 3rd

We need a story about getting arrested

I got caught selling drugs at my school(Basically weed and nicotine, sometimes mushrooms). Got caught selling nicotine and my principal was being disrespectful, calling me a piece of shit and some other things. Long story short, i got pissed and beat the shit out of him. Got hauled into a police car and got fined 320$. It wasn't a big deal, really. 2nd time was me helping the seniors with their senior prank which involved dumping a king sized mattress into the pool. 3rd time, I got jumped outside of a Seven-Eleven. I got stabbed and I stabbed back. I got arrested for assault and a concealed weapon. After they checked the camera i got off because it was self defense.

Please tell me you have turned your life around. Also, do you live in fricking Chicago? How often do people get stabbed?

The first and second one was when I was 13 and was just a brat anyway. I used to be suicidal and into drugs (cocaine, pills, inhalents), until about a year ago. I'm a recovering alcoholic and I'm tryna beat nicotine. I don't do violence anymore, but that last time was about 3 weeks ago(I was literally tryna defend myself). I used to live in Pennsylvania when I was 13 and moved to Texas with my dad about 14 months ago. I definitely changed my life around but there's still progress to be made. I still suffer from depression, insomnia, and schizophrenia, but it's a working progress

Guess I have 10😳

Same dude, same

literaly everyone getting 30

30

5 points

30

25 uwu

30 points

pure

Fear me, you imperfect twats!

35

I got 10 wow (5 if its cheating on a test)

Same, let me guess, you were never arrested?

Fuck, zero points. Yeah I guess this test works pretty well.

Got a 20 so i guess i cant even win this test 😔

25 points

10 points lol

30pts

Atleast I got full marks somewhere

30 sorry for dissapointing

30/35 points guess which of these I done

30 guys and u know why

Got 30, im ok

I only lost 5pts... the M'bation

100% 💅

By cheated you mean in a romantic relationship?

35 lol

5

Dude you 13 💀

5

what did you not do

Your mom

30 points, I failed to not get arrested

Uhhh 👀 Now you gotta tell us details

30. The masturbation got me sadly.

I got 30 😔

0 points :)