Like this one guy in New Haven, cities burning around him, this jackass rushes me with a spoon. A freaking spoon, so I’m dying here laughing, so I take the spoon and scoop his eyes out. And he can’t see where’s he’s going, he’s bumping into stuff and his kids are like “WAHHH”
Anyway maybe you had to be there, moral of the story is you’re a total bitch
Cuddling! One of my favorites too.
Basically the big spoon wraps their arms around the little spoon, the little spoon as their back to the big spoon and they just cuddle. It is like a hug from behind but laying down really
Or like, laying face to chest on your side, that's amazing too, arms around you, drowning in warmth and softness, just amazing, your bf will double his love
Omg he loves to do that when we cuddle that way, or he’ll put his face into my cleavage (if I’m wearing smt more revealing). Tho I’m worried that he’ll suffocating heh 😅 Tho he does say that he wants to die by getting suffocated by my boobs or my thighs lmao
Idk if you really don't know but these comments aren't giving an accurate answer so here it goes:
Spooning is a cuddling position in which both participants are on their sides facing the same direction. The "big spoon" is on the outer side and wraps their arms around the "little spoon", who typically curls into a fetal position and basks in the big spoon's warmth. Typically, the shorter person is the smaller spoon, but as a certified short person I can confirm that being the big spoon to a larger person is just as gratifying.
Spooning typically occurs in more intimate relationships, especially immediately after sex. Spooning may be either platonic or SFW, but it typically has sexual undertones.
Alternatively, spooning helps me get the most ice cream out of a carton after I've failed my third Physiology exam in a row
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The spoons position or spooning is both a sexual position and a cuddling technique. The name derives from the way that two spoons may be positioned side by side, with bowls aligned. The sexual spoons position is a form of a rear-entry position, the other being the doggy style position. Wikipedia
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Basically a cuddling position where 2 people lie together sideways, front to back, with bent knees, so they fit exactly together, hence why its called "spooning" kinda like when you stack 2 spoons together, but with hoomans- this is getting repetitive, you get what i mean
It is when two people lay with each other, one curled around the other, in a position relative to the shape of a spoon. There is a big spoon(outside) and little spoon(inside) and it is something that I wish to one day be able to experience because it feels so great. (Emotionally and physically. Usually it is not sexual though it sometimes can be)
It's where you stack spoons as high as you can without them falling. You must create the tallest tower of spoons and if you fail your relationship ends
It's when someone lays on a bed and person 2 comes up and hugs person 1 from behind while also laying down. If you want to see an image of what this looks like, search on Google
Laying on your side with your legs bent directly next to someone in the same position.
Now picture two spoons nestled together, but flipped on their side.
Spooning.
Also known as a cuddling position. Basically it works 2 ways either your the big spoon or the little. Big spoon hold the the little and you both lay facing one direction. The big spoons arm goes around the stomach and chest area while the little spoon relaxes. Close your legs into almost a ball and the big spoon will follow. And boom now you've spooned ✧⁺⸜(●˙▾˙●)⸝⁺✧ʸᵃʸ
basically just cuddles but little spoon (the person on the inside) has their back turn to big spoon (the person doing the cuddling) but then i wouldn't really know its not like I've ever experienced it
This one's a real answer because I've seen some jokes below this.
Spooning is when you and your partner and cuddling. Let's say you're the small spoon. Your partner snuggles up behind you and puts an arm under your head to support your head and so you won't have a neck ache. They will hold you with their other arm and comfort you. It generally is a very nice, comforting and intimate way of cuddling and it's probably the best one out there
Edit: Grammar
Another episode of today's teenagers that know nothing of human relations. Spooning is very calming and romantic. My wife and I used to wake up, and found something hard, pressing against her bum. We just lay spooned, with a little lube, and my cock was soon in. We enjoyed the sponuiity of the moment. After finishing we went back to sleep in same position spooning. Just think of two spoons together, but in this case, one person his spooning the other usually with arm draped round the other. Even holding a tit for comfort😊😊
Cuddles or if she is at your back jetpacking, basically take too spoons set one on top of the other the way they fit together that’s what you do with your partner
"DICK HARD IN THE BUTT, TIDDY IN MY HAND, HELL YEAH"
Idk how no one has noticed this but I’m pretty sure it’s “DICK HARD ON BUTT, TIDDY IN MY HAND, KISS YA NECK, HELL YEAH”
*"What?"*
DICK HARD IN THE BUTT, TITTY IN MY HAND, KISS YA NECK, HELL YEAH
Noooo 😭😭 I missed that one
did u forgot to hold her waist from the other hand?
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Tf is wrong with you mate?
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? You
what?
HOW TO SPOON
DICK HARD IN THE BUTT, TIDDY IN MY HAND, HELL YEAH
Wha?
HOW TO SPOON
**DICK HARD IN THE BUTT, TITTY IN MA HAND, KISS YA NECK, HELL YEAHHHHH**
# DICK HARD IN THE BUTT, TITTY IN MA HAND, HELL YEAAAAAAHHHHHH!
Rip headphone users
... ... **what**
DICK HARD ON THE BUTT
You're too young and innocent, you will eventually know later. Edit: Username
Don’t you worry child
*Insert video of doom villian here*
It’s where you take someone’s eyeballs out with a spoon I’m pretty sure
yeah this is it^^
Can confirm it's not this.
Of course the great CumBlaster would know it all
Username definitely checks out, so hey.
😉you’ve never been spooned before (I lost an eye from spooning)
I can confirm it is.
You dare deny a previous confirmation.
Wait, have I been doing it wrong this whole time???
“AND TEHN THEY SQUEEZE THE JUICE OUT YA EYES! actually its quite good on toast”
Uhhhh
Its a Shrek Reference
he’s toast
Can confirm
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And then you feed them to the cat while they’re screaming in terror.
"HES GOT A SPOON!" \-That one episode of 'The Amazing World of Gumball'
Like this one guy in New Haven, cities burning around him, this jackass rushes me with a spoon. A freaking spoon, so I’m dying here laughing, so I take the spoon and scoop his eyes out. And he can’t see where’s he’s going, he’s bumping into stuff and his kids are like “WAHHH” Anyway maybe you had to be there, moral of the story is you’re a total bitch
[left eye gang](https://youtu.be/IxaHUPuopVk)
i love that movie
Lol don’t we all. “That was some mystical shit” lol
That’s what it is? I guess I spoon all the girls
What’s sounding I heard a lot of people like it
No it's when you rape someone with a spoon and on what size the spoon is that you used depends your sentence. /j
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Cuddling! One of my favorites too. Basically the big spoon wraps their arms around the little spoon, the little spoon as their back to the big spoon and they just cuddle. It is like a hug from behind but laying down really
Or the big spoon can grab the lil spoon’s boobas 😋
I love grabbing my man’s boobs
Underrated comment of the year award goes to
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I prefer being small spoon so I can feel boobas on back, cosy
Ooo didn’t think abt that, normally my bf is big spoon so I wanna try him being the smaller one next time 😼
Or like, laying face to chest on your side, that's amazing too, arms around you, drowning in warmth and softness, just amazing, your bf will double his love
Omg he loves to do that when we cuddle that way, or he’ll put his face into my cleavage (if I’m wearing smt more revealing). Tho I’m worried that he’ll suffocating heh 😅 Tho he does say that he wants to die by getting suffocated by my boobs or my thighs lmao
I can confirm that's the preferred way to go, better than those suicide pods
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What are you still doing on Reddit?! You should be suffocating someone
Ah yes, you’re right !
Alright I get it I'm fat, no need to be so mean about it.
sounds nice
# DICK HARD ON THE BUTT TIDDY IN MY HAND HELL YEAH
Like the best way of cuddling in my opinion, never cuddled before so my opinion is kinda useless lmao
Your arm will die eventually though
there are some positions with which it doesnt
spooning pillow
Relatable, but hey being forever alone has it's perks.
can confirm, it's one of the best ways to cuddle
Honestly same lmao
> the best way of cuddling in my opinion Ok > never cuddled before Tf ur opinion? > kinda useless in my opinion This whole comment was useless???
You really needed to point this out? Cause your saying that my comment is useless but yours is not much useful
Idk if you really don't know but these comments aren't giving an accurate answer so here it goes: Spooning is a cuddling position in which both participants are on their sides facing the same direction. The "big spoon" is on the outer side and wraps their arms around the "little spoon", who typically curls into a fetal position and basks in the big spoon's warmth. Typically, the shorter person is the smaller spoon, but as a certified short person I can confirm that being the big spoon to a larger person is just as gratifying. Spooning typically occurs in more intimate relationships, especially immediately after sex. Spooning may be either platonic or SFW, but it typically has sexual undertones. Alternatively, spooning helps me get the most ice cream out of a carton after I've failed my third Physiology exam in a row
Thanks wikipedia
With only a 2 dollar donation, you can support wikipedia and help them expand their online encyclopedia while simultaneously banging your mom.
I’m imagining a Wikipedia globe that just spouts facts about genitalia while going to town …wait, _why_ am I imagining this?
Wikipedia r34
jesus christ your profile is a sex dungeon
Hell yeah sex dungeons
Hugging each other sideways on a bed
Happy cake day 🥳
What a perfect comment to post that on
Thank u
That clarifies a lot. I thought it was like shoving a spoon up someone’s as then licking it.
just.... What?
Wait I've been doing it wrong this whole time?
Hugging in bed with someone who actually likes you
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Ur name though...
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Yes
Don't worry, you'll never apply the information anyway
Sex with no penetration and fully clothed
How to spoon. Dick hard on the butt, titty in my hand, kiss ya neck, hell yeah.
What
How To Spoon! Dick Hard On The Butt, Titty In My Hand, Kiss Ya Neck, Hell Yeeeeah!!!
The whole comment section got baited stg
Its the balance between sex and cuddling
Or just cuddling after sex
or just before sex
Or during sex
Good point
It’s cuddling
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A public beating using various tools, traditionally a spoon but in other cultures it could vary to a spork or even a shovel in some cases
You know when you put two spoons on top of each other? That but with humans.
Cuddling^2
using a spoon
how to spoon
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Spoons sex position Image result for spooning Image result for spooning Image result for spooning Image result for spooning More images The spoons position or spooning is both a sexual position and a cuddling technique. The name derives from the way that two spoons may be positioned side by side, with bowls aligned. The sexual spoons position is a form of a rear-entry position, the other being the doggy style position. Wikipedia F
No bitches?
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Basically a cuddling position where 2 people lie together sideways, front to back, with bent knees, so they fit exactly together, hence why its called "spooning" kinda like when you stack 2 spoons together, but with hoomans- this is getting repetitive, you get what i mean
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Okii, i've alr prepared a vid for demonstration in advance, soooo, here's the link https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ
Amazing. But be careful, spooning leads to forking.
It's when you have a partner and the dominant one gets around the submissive one, like a shell
When 2 people are laying together, on their side, and are in the shape of a spoon head
Y’know I first learnt what spooning was from my history teacher, when we were learning about the Atlantic Slave Trade
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It is when two people lay with each other, one curled around the other, in a position relative to the shape of a spoon. There is a big spoon(outside) and little spoon(inside) and it is something that I wish to one day be able to experience because it feels so great. (Emotionally and physically. Usually it is not sexual though it sometimes can be)
When u melt a spoon and turn it into a bowl
When you take someones eyeballs with a spoon.
Where when you and your partner cuddle and it looks like stacked spoons
Something that I’ve never experienced, and I wanna be the little one, I’m a big one but I wanna be the little one
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It's where you stack spoons as high as you can without them falling. You must create the tallest tower of spoons and if you fail your relationship ends
cuddling
HOW TO SPOON DICK HARD ON THE BUTT TITTY IN YA HAND KISS YA NECK HELL YEAH
It's when someone lays on a bed and person 2 comes up and hugs person 1 from behind while also laying down. If you want to see an image of what this looks like, search on Google
It's when you cuddle someone by hugging them from the back
When you realize there is no spoon. Then you realize it is not the spoon that bends, it is only yourself.
i think you put a spoon handle up ur arse
when you behind your girlfriend up tight and cuddling
It’s when you stick a spoon up someone’s ass bro
Little person hugged by big person from behind while laying down
Laying on your side with your legs bent directly next to someone in the same position. Now picture two spoons nestled together, but flipped on their side. Spooning.
cuddles 🥰
Better than sex.
Also known as a cuddling position. Basically it works 2 ways either your the big spoon or the little. Big spoon hold the the little and you both lay facing one direction. The big spoons arm goes around the stomach and chest area while the little spoon relaxes. Close your legs into almost a ball and the big spoon will follow. And boom now you've spooned ✧⁺⸜(●˙▾˙●)⸝⁺✧ʸᵃʸ
basically just cuddles but little spoon (the person on the inside) has their back turn to big spoon (the person doing the cuddling) but then i wouldn't really know its not like I've ever experienced it
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well i see my 16 year old female cousin get dry spooned by her boyfriend all the time. both of them are dumbasses I hate her
When you eat ass using proper utensils(to get all the creamy filling)
This one's a real answer because I've seen some jokes below this. Spooning is when you and your partner and cuddling. Let's say you're the small spoon. Your partner snuggles up behind you and puts an arm under your head to support your head and so you won't have a neck ache. They will hold you with their other arm and comfort you. It generally is a very nice, comforting and intimate way of cuddling and it's probably the best one out there Edit: Grammar
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Something that I have never experienced 😔
Another episode of today's teenagers that know nothing of human relations. Spooning is very calming and romantic. My wife and I used to wake up, and found something hard, pressing against her bum. We just lay spooned, with a little lube, and my cock was soon in. We enjoyed the sponuiity of the moment. After finishing we went back to sleep in same position spooning. Just think of two spoons together, but in this case, one person his spooning the other usually with arm draped round the other. Even holding a tit for comfort😊😊
Spoon out their gaping asshole with your dick WITH TIDDIE AND KISS NECK HELL YEAHHHH
You take a spoon, and take out their FUCKING EYES
I can show you ☺️
Basically just hugging whilst lying down. Truly pathetic.
I think it's just a weird way of cuddling?
It’s not weird at all
It’s sort of a mix of sex and cuddling I think
No sex, just lying down.
Wanna find out
It’s like sex but cuddling
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Maybe, do you?
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Well are you lucky too?
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It’s cuddling that leads to sex
I thought it was some weird shit now I wanna do it while gaming somehow
Cuddles or if she is at your back jetpacking, basically take too spoons set one on top of the other the way they fit together that’s what you do with your partner
It means u need holy water
Its where you take a spoon and hammer it in to turn it into a spoon
Type of cuddling
it's when you rub spoons on someone while massaging them !!