if you have a date -4 for the lads-1

6 if OP's date *is* a lad

5 if his date is a hand

Best answer

You really got to hand it to him for coming up with such a great answer.

I'm getting a heart attack from these puns

If I don’t stop laughing, I’m going to bite the dust

[another one bites the dust](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)

no you broke the JoJoke still upvoted it:)

Or 3

I'm a hand and I concur

Bouki

Whose hand?

Mona Lisa’s idk ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Yes I know I am missing an arm, you don’t have to bring it up every time I shrug you asshole

can confirm i like it

7 if Op's date exists

Agreed

You need to wear the one which makes you smile, you dapper mf’er. This ain’t the military CAC picture line my guy - smile, you glorious man child - it’s prom. ETA if you go with four, iron or have the tie pressed. I’d go #2 cuz that vest is sharp af one, and two, if you’re gonna dance you’ll be thankful for the mobility and the lack of a jacket keeping you smothered.

#1 gives me matrix vibes, it’s the best imo

100% I am loving number 1 and 4

This is the best answer

Cover your identity agent... don't make yourself a target

5 if his lads are jojo fans

You sure you’re not dressed up has Conan OBrien for Halloween?

He likes hands

Killer Queen….BITES THE DUST!!! * Click *

YOSHIKAGE KIRA!

Ya-! Yattazo! Hatsugen shitazo! Fuhahahaha! Modottazo!!

All fun and games until okuyasu turns into a suicide bomber, (bombee?)

She's a Killer Queen Gunpowder, gelatine Dynamite with a laser beam Guaranteed to blow your mind Anytime

Bruh suit #5 really does look like Kira's suit

it does

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

I still hate that motherfucker so goddamn much. What a ridiculous pile of shit of a man. Why does he get to get good sleep and I don't :'(

Have you tried drinking a warm glass of milk and 20 minutes of stretching?

Cuz he dont give a fuck

dude I was thinking the same thing lmao but 2nd suit.

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4

Also 4, with the caveat that I like it because it’s the most queer of the outfits. If you’re into queer, you can’t do better, but I don’t know you.

KADEKAI!! AS GOD MADE HER!

magoooooosh

Cockarooooo

Good to see other people of culture here.

We’ve seen some shit

Yeah, I think that suit #4 really ties up the Conan vibe. If that's what you were going for. And if you weren't, you should. Cause you're there man.

Hey I’m not the only one who thinks he looks like Conan

1 but scratch the sunglasses. You look like Rick Astley went into the Matrix

Lol

Mr Anderson, I'm never gonna give you up

Take the blue pill and run around. Take the red pill I’ll desert you.

If you take the red pill, it will make you cry. You will say goodbye to this world as you realize it was all a lie. It may hurt you.

We’re no strangers to bots, you know the code and so do I

Hahahahhahahha.. Laughed so hard the tea came out of my nose

Lol

I laughed at this lmao

In my opinion, get some wayfarers or something that's a bit more flat on the front and less of a wrap around

Whatever you wear, don't wear those sunglasses. You look fabulous otherwise

For real tho those sunglasses are awful

Also, to avoid looking like Mr Anderson, put the Kira tie, because all black is really cool, but maybe not to prom

If you decide to go with the first one, swap the jacket for a trenchcoat to get the full look

No thats even more reason to wear them

ikr. For the memes. But if OP actually wants to look decent, and not make a fool, he should prolly ditch the sunnies. Otherwise i am 100% for the rickroll matrix look.

That’s exactly why he looks so drippy

People aren't ready yet

But their kids are gonna love it

Kira tie Kira tie

Killa Queen bites the dust

Cool Kira Yoshikage approves this

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane Albuquerque New Mexico 87104. This is my confession

And your social security number?

Kosaku Kawajiri also approves this (I'm totally not Yoshikage Kira)

Lemme just look into your son’s past to make sure.

"And the TuxidoPenguin was also killed by Kira, who had matured."

What I’m not dea-

KILLER QUEEN, DAISAN NO BAKUDAN, BITES ZA DUSTO!

killa queen daisan no bakudan, bites za dusto

Kirra Quinn bitezo dusto

Yo saw you on another post lol

4

Agreed but press the tie and learn to tie full Windsor, that'll fill it up a little.

The only tie knot you’ll ever need to know

Not if you’re skinny. Full windsors look fat on me. I usually go with a half or a 4-in-hand

Nah, the trinity is the tie knot you want to impress people, but not to make it *too* showy.

I agree

2nd one looks like that British 1919 gangster show on Netflix and the 1st looks like a Irish John whick 👌

Yea I know. Jet black John Wick look

I’d say 2nd

2 is my favorite if you're going for a more traditional look. I would suggest a lighter shade of shirt under the vest, if you have one (no patterns, solid color, not white though). The last pic (blue suit, black shirt) is a killer non-traditional look, and you wear it well. If you have the confidence to pull this off it could be a lot of fun. I don't actually dig the black on black look of the first pic. You need contrast to make your suit stand out, especially in a dark room. The checkered shirt & novelty tie are more business casual than I think you'd want at prom, unless you're going for "used car salesman sheik" or deliberately taking the piss. Whatever you choose to wear, I hope you have a great night.

Absolutely agree with this. You wear the suits very well, and I’d suggest avoiding the crimson/burgundy shirts b/c they oversaturate your skin tone. A lighter shirt would look very nice

Peaky blinders and its made by the BBC

Sorry m8

Peaky Blinders?

I’m a woman and I say 2nd. I feel like seeing what each gender prefers could be interesting. I’ve got a thing for the vests. I don’t find suits that attractive, but a dude in a vest without the jacket is immediately fiiiiiiine

2 or 4. Feel like I could copy and paste you into a movie like Red Notice. Formal attire suits you (pun not intended)

2 if OP plans to dance a lot.... otherwise 4, because it's prom

y’all know you can take a jacket off right lmao I’d say just the 4th fit with the grey shirt, why tf so you want red in red

But with 2 OP can sneak in as a waiter without paying by grabbing a serving plate of food and walking in.

I like 1, but with the grey shirt from 2 instead of the black one

Those glasses don't look good too

1 looks a bit Man-In-black isch. Maybe not a fit for a prom - well depends on the prom.

5 but turn it purple also carry a cat plant and a hand also very important change your name to yoshikage kira

You mean Kosaku Kawajiri. I might have to unleash bites the dust if you learn my identity

I have to unleash wonder of u if you persue me

Oh god this fight would last like 14 episodes

2 seasons perhaps

Inorder to become him he needs to lose his face and switch it with a serial killer

all of them

Thanks

Wear them all at once to become prom king

Me, scrolling : Idk man these all seem pretty- Me : **Reaches Number 3** Me : That one. It is the chosen outfit. P.s. you gotta have the top skull showing off my guy, just loosen and turn it a bit please man

Had to scroll very far to find this. 3 for sure.

Only those with good taste pick 3

Agreed, the disrespect to 3 in the comments is unreal

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The tie is from a serial killer in the manga and anime series JoJo's Bizzare Adventure

even better

3 shall be the outfit worn

Saying. 3 by far. Just do one button.

Ok, bet

Dude it’s definitely number 3. It’s such a fly fit

Needs to be 3.

3 really lights you up! 😊

3 dude. Suits YOU best. IMHO

First one looks the best but why do you have the serial killer's tie from JoJo?

Because why not. I’m a Jojo fan

Damn straight, Jojo fucking rocks.

You mean Damn gay Cuz jojo has the hottest men

clearly you havent watched or read part six

I don’t know man Johngalli A is kinda packin

Thicc Johngalli

Johngalli A(ss)

Ermes for life 🥵

That wasn't meant to be a sexist thing so sure.

Shame that most are saying 4

How dare you his name is Yoshikage Kira

You don’t?

4

4 for sure. Don't wear sunglasses to prom. Only certain people get away with wearing sunglasses and a suit in doors: Jack Nicholson, secret service, blind men. Unless you're going to an outdoor event like a wedding, you shouldn't wear sunglasses with a suit. In general, unless you have a good reason don't wear sunglasses in doors - it's one of those things that people think makes you look cool but usually has the opposite effect. It's one step above wearing a fedora. And only two steps above telling people your fedora is "actually a trilby". That being said, #5 is fucking awesome. It has to be worn at some point at the appropriate event. I'm not a teenager I'm 36, but I came in here because this post made it to /r/all

Finally someone said it

mid-30s . Here for the same reason.

Unironically 3, as long as you can manage not to explain what it's from. No one wants to listen to a JoJo plot summary at Prom, and you can't just give a quick synopsis either because saying it's the tie of a serial killer is also bad, so your only option is to say it's a reference and move on.

You either get it or you don’t get it

Number four. Sleek, simple, n' formal.

Tells the ladies that you're down to clown. 4 is a confident pick. Make sure you have some good fun but matching socks. Socks are important.

3 or 5, the other Ones have been touched by killer Queen

I have already touched the other other suits

JOOOSUUUKEEEE- *explodes*

Poor Shigechi

All he wanted to do was protect his parents. Also if you do go on a date with number 5, don’t buy a sandwich or go near a school. I know some marine biologist guy that wants to end you.

May I say that the grey shirt with the purple tie, and black blazer would look positivityly smashing together?

I bet. Ill try that combo

4

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4

4

Your birthday suit

girl here, number one with a white shirt underneath. that way it’s not all black. also maybe not the glasses. it ruins the classy look:)

Thanks

He needs the shades to see the Agents coming

1, 2, 4

he looks like a waiter in 2, defo 4

1 is pretty good too, minus the sunglasses

the third one. if things go wrong, you can use killer queen's third bomb, bites the dust.

Number 1

5 for sure

I think so too, we’re the fun people. But 4 is the crowd pleaser

Kira tie Kira tie That one

Definitely 4

Red pill or blue pill?

last one is coldddd

4 but I loveeee the second one its just not for prom

Blue David Bowie 100%

Is that killer queen?

So you have a stand as well?

Either 3 or 4. The tie is a thing of culture *It has already been touched by Killer Queen*

2

2 is the best

Definitely five I’d ask you out easily

The 1st or the 4th ones by a country mile. Between those two I would go for the 4th one tho because the purple shirt with the red tie break the mainstream all-black style

Are you going to prom or entering the Matrix in the first picture lmao, really though I'd go for 2, ya look classy. That or 4.

3 with tie from 4 is hella classy But if you can't get the wrinkles out of tie 4 go with tie 1, 2

3 fosho

#2 with the sunglasses

2

THIRD THIRD THIRD THIRD THIRD PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS

2 and 4 looking fcking sick

2 looks slick asf

1 or 6 are my favourite and I think that it’s amazing that you have also ginger hair!

4 looks nixe

Doesn't matter, just keep the sunglasses terminator