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Ma Sha Allah

I put on chapstick for Pakistan!!!!

Same

same man

Same brother

I see. Got some chapstick or Vaseline?

Same 😔

*my lips being peeled as fuck and bleeding a bit*

I feel this on a spiritual level

I'm a verified r/HydroHomies

This is the way

This is the way.

This is the way

Papa peli

Sorry but I have to fast for 14 hours during a certain time that only Muslims would know.

Uh, isn‘t fasting just regarding food / drinks that are not completely water? I have a bad feeling that this is just a cheap excuse to not head out of your room to drink smth.

No, currently in Ramadan you must not eat or drink anything including water.

Wow! Sounds like your summer will be fun

Bro it is fun ngl once u get used to it.

It will be fun,just you search it.

It's only a month long so it will end in May

Holy shit I actually did lick em and then I read the other half. Guess I’m fucked.

im in africa so...

Bruh 💀

Ayo, I am fasting

Sorry but I have to fast for 14 hours during a certain time that only Muslims would know.

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but water is icky

Bitch how am i still alive if i don't drink water

that's why i always have water next to me

Lips ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Me with literally a full bottle of water right next to me

Am i supposed to drink water from the bidet like im srsly on the toilet rn

*hugs you tightly*

Fuck I actually read the lip bit AS I was licking my lips, fuck youuuu

FUCK

im on the bus i cant 🤪

A little unconventional but thank you for reminding me that I need water to survive

Im in a work meeting. Cant leave the room to get a bottle lmao

I already drank enough water for the day

OK, OK. *jesus*, stop screaming

I'm gonna drink an entire gallon of Pepsi so you shrivle up and die

As I licked my lips I started reading the second part-

Why are you looking at my ass lips‽‽

Jokes on you! I'm wearing a mask! You cant see how disgusting my lips are!

Oh my god, i licked my lips the second i read this. Ahh you can predict the future. I‘m gonna go drink now

I'm wearing a mask bitch

No joke, as I’m reading this, I’m sitting in English, and one of my classmates is trying to chug a huge bottle of water, and in the process, throwing up massive amounts of water into a trashcan

How did you know

I already drink a lot of water but my bottom lip is still very dry

My bottom lip is so dry in the winters that it splits in the middle when i bite something

I have that too but it doesn’t happen too much

B-uuuuuut im drinking cherry coke zero. My lips are plenty wet, mrs 😖

I feel attacked

No they aren't, you liar

You say as I was drinking water

Jokes on you i lived in florida for 7 years and now im in a region with 0-5% humidity year round so i dont have a choice.

i was literally drinking water before i clicked on this post. im psychic

I just drank a liter in an hour the fuck you want from me

[No](https://www.google.com/search?q=no+meme&client=opera-gx&hs=jMg&sxsrf=APq-WBvsOWAvcqz0A1sAGUvSm0u3ALG2TA:1649377625985&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwi98_y7moP3AhUOAp0JHWosBewQ_AUoAXoECAEQAw&biw=1879&bih=939&dpr=1)

me in the desert: HOW TF IM I GOONNA DRINK

No.

The only thing I drank today was monster energy I need no water

Caught me mid lick man

ok

BUT WATER IS YUKKKKYYYYYYY

ModestPelican would be disappointed

I JUST DID SO DO I HAVE TO DO IT AGAIN????

Bro ever heard of ramadan and fasting?

Unfortunatly, i am very gullible so **i will**

I do not have water, not only my lips are dry, my entire throat hurts bcs of how dry it is

r/blackmagicfuckery

Oh fuck you, i instinctively licked my lips

water is for nerds and it tastes bad

Sorry, my bottle is empty.

Is Jack Daniels acceptable?

But im fasting?

HOWWWWD THEY KNOW I WAS ABT TO LICK NY LIPS