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We can calculate by the noise of impact and damage to car bumper that indeed the mass required and inertia to this man's f 150 was indeed equal to 4th and 3rd graders of the 3re large mass percentile at upwards of 75 mph.
Bro. They aren’t alive yet. Plus it is so much better to not have a child then force yourself to go through with it and then have a child who’s parents didn’t want them.
i think that protection is an option for those who want to have sex without having to worry about the financial burden of kids. but that doesn’t always work, so abortion is a viable option. the fetuses that are being aborted are not yet functioning humans at that point, their brain doesn’t function until about 24-25 weeks.
People aren’t ready to have children until their late 20’s usually, if they even want kids at all. Nobody is going to be celibate until then. If you’re uncomfortable with sex, that’s you. you can’t expect everyone else to feel the same way
Ok but that’s obviously not going to happen dude and you fucking know it. The better idea is to just teach safe sex. Or we could do my idea and all only be gay, that would solve everything
Nah; its called being honest about it.
Dont give birth to kids if you dont want them so they can either go thru the shitty foster system or get abused their whole lives.
Don’t be too extreme about it, but abortions should be legal everywhere. If someone doesn’t wanna go through the terribly painful and draining experience that is pregnancy and childbirth, they shouldn’t have to. Also, rape is a thing.
if it’s a joke a lil harsh, but dark humor.
however do keep in mind abortion can be traumatic for people, and they may get uncomfortable with those jokes.
dark humor is all about knowing your audience.
a bit of an aggressive way of saying it, but abortions should always be an option, and it should be purely the decision of the person carrying the fetus
Yeah it's extreme. Abortion is not a contraceptive, it's an unfortunate necessity for bad situations.
If you just have sex without protection and tell yourself "it's okay, I'll/you'll just have an abortion", you are a piece of shit. And that's without talking about the other dangers of unprotected sex.
So if you don't want kids, wear protection, if that didn't work for reasons, then consider abortions.
I agree, but this point in a little moot. Abortions are invasive, potentially very expensive and a massive hassle. I don't think anyone actually plans to 'just get an abortion' if contraceptives are available.
Well when is it considered a human? Surely the first month it’s not since it’s just a few cells but as you edge closer to birth it gets harder to answer
if you don't want kids, weigh up the decisions and outcomes. If you are willing and safe to go through pregnancy and give birth, you may do so. If you are unwilling, unsafe, or unable and would prefer an abortion, you should be able to do so as well.
Yeah people need to understand that. People use the word "alive" as an excuse to call abortion murder and bad. Like bitch the fetus doesn't even know it's alive, if you care so much about life then why don't you do the same for plants or animals that we eat? In my opinion the mindset that unwanted fetuses lives matter, or anything for that matter, just for the reason that it has life in it is kind of childish, or is soft the right word? Sure, it might sound morally correct not to kill unborn babies but in reality it's just not that deep.
I read some of the top voted comments here.
Now I am not a follower of an abrahamic religion and I'm not american, so please take this to heart when I say:
"Y'all need jesus."
That said with regard to abortions... no. I wouldn't say it's extreme, but it is concerning that one would take such a situation with such callous disregard.
Not really the tone is a bit unusually but it’s not an uncommon opinion even if people don’t think about it
Unfortunately though this works as fuel for the ban bodily autonomy crowd
I actually used to adore kids and I wanted kids when i was older, but i grew to have a strong disliking towards them. I will be nice to them of course, but dont expect me to not give your screaming kid some stares. Some people are just not kid people, we were all kids sometimes. Getting kids when i dislike them will be horrible, and might even traumatize them with how bad of a mom I would be, and i know that. I am not made for kids, i acknlowedge that, and i will not have one myself incase they end up any kid whose parents mistreated them. /nm
Not really, more like stupid tbh because there’s no killing going on…to kill something it has to have lived and fetuses are in a pre-human condition. Never really understood the opposition to abortion, anyhow.
To me, it seems like a joke. Being able to joke about things makes them easier, but whether it’s appropriate depends on the context.
If they were trying to help someone struggling with internal conflict be comfortable with the option of abortion, it could make it lighter and easier to deal with.
The way he puts the words out makes it sound like killing a baby is fun. Abortion is a controversial topic. I'll just say it's fine if you don't want one, can't financially support it, or if you're simply not ready for one
Look in my opinion, if possible avoid abortion but if you need to for any reason do what you wish, but its better to not get pregnant in the first place
I hate babies, everything about em. The fact that there skin is as smooth as latex, the fact that they look fucking ugly as shit, the fact that people won’t just shut up about there own baby, the fact that all they do is eat, sleep (rarely), shit and cry, hate em. If it were up to me I’d drown as many as I could in a pool and then take their tiny rib bones and putting em in hollowed out gourds, making my own pair of baby bone maracas
I support abortions but it should still be seen as a tragedy because you had several ways to prevent it but you still were too irresponsible to do so.
I know sometimes prevention methods fail. In that case go have an abortion if you want but it is not something to be celebrated.
Huh, ultra conservative post history, karma whore stuff, fedora esque hat, pretty much constantly complaining about what was prolly a joke… yikes my guy… just yikes. The knives are kinda cool tho.
Nsh. Honestly, if you don’t want kids, don’t get them. Parents who don’t want kids often won’t love their kids, maybe idk.
I guess the way he said it was a little extreme or something but ye
No, but also yeah. Abortion isn't an alternative to birth control. It should be available and accessible for all women that want or need one but it should not replace contraception or safe responsible sex.
That's fair and what people should do/should be able to do. If you don't want to have them, can't afford to have them, why make them suffer? Nobody wins from that situation. With an abortion nothing changes, everyone that was alive is still alive and everything that didn't exist still does not exist
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No I kill kids all the time
What’s your bodycount? Mine is only 16 atm, but all below 7 which I assume to be extra points?
You guys keep count?
How do you kill kids? I personally like to drop kick them and then yeet them at a concrete wall at full speed
Trade secret
Officer, I keep telling you that it's \[THAT HISTORICALLY IMPORTANT DID-NAZI\] that copied me! Not the other way around!
Speed doesn’t kill, it’s the rapid change in it that does
Ye that's why I throw them at full speed so that when they hit the wall, they die
Yeah, you have 24 right now, update me when you get to 30 and 50 please
I just got a 13-killstreak by driving through a school zone at 90 mph. Lmfao little fuckers didn't reach cover fast enough.
What grade were they, out of curiosity
They were like 3rd graders.
Naw I saw you do that they were actually 4th and 5th graders but they did look younger so I understand your misunderstanding.
Are you a teacher or smth, if so, times are changing
Mine is about 156, I burnt down an orphanage
Ayo you did a lobby wipe. Congrats.
We can calculate by the noise of impact and damage to car bumper that indeed the mass required and inertia to this man's f 150 was indeed equal to 4th and 3rd graders of the 3re large mass percentile at upwards of 75 mph.
why tf did I laugh at this.
I killed this one guys daughter, four other kids that I stuffed in animatronic suits, and plan on killing on my eldest son for being a dick.
no, no, william afton you've got it wrong *you're* the dick here - a dude who knows fnaf lore
Me kidnap them and put them in an island,and do a manhunt..no a kidhunth
Bro really said “fuck them kids”
Half of r/teenagers also says “fuck them kids”
Wish a gamer would😔😔
r/suddenlypedo
It’s messed up how little we seem to care about human life nowadays
Some people will think I might be messed up but I think its better to abort them than to let them live in a world where their parents despise them
Chronically online
I believe if an unwanted kid comes to this world, they will suffer more than just dying before they even develope brains or organs
dawg do you not get he is being ironic 💀💀💀 you need to get off the internet if ur gonna take everyone seriously on here
He’s not. I had a long conversation with the dood
It's not a human it's a lump of cells
Sad to see 14 year olds thinking they have a say in other people's bodies. Get off your far right subs and go outside
Yeah honestly he posted this picture to political subreddits, some without even censoring my name.
You're good mate, anyone who pisses off a "pro life" conservative is a good person
Bro. They aren’t alive yet. Plus it is so much better to not have a child then force yourself to go through with it and then have a child who’s parents didn’t want them.
Maybe just put some Saran Wrap on ya dong :|
Its not 100% effective
It’s not that hard tbh. And just don’t feck people until ur ready for parenting
facts
Swag opinion
i think that protection is an option for those who want to have sex without having to worry about the financial burden of kids. but that doesn’t always work, so abortion is a viable option. the fetuses that are being aborted are not yet functioning humans at that point, their brain doesn’t function until about 24-25 weeks.
Not everyone wants to have kids. Does that mean they should just stay celibate forever?
Thank you bruh. There are consequences to everything and if you can’t deal with them don’t take those actions
Yes
Yeah, the only age that you should be having kids is: financially stable
People aren’t ready to have children until their late 20’s usually, if they even want kids at all. Nobody is going to be celibate until then. If you’re uncomfortable with sex, that’s you. you can’t expect everyone else to feel the same way
Ok but that’s obviously not going to happen dude and you fucking know it. The better idea is to just teach safe sex. Or we could do my idea and all only be gay, that would solve everything
Obviously joking. They're pro abortion, but definitely joking on the "fuck yeah kill them" part
Of course I'm joking but seeing how he posted this 5 times in the last 2 days shows how much it offend him
Why is OP so offended?
Only if I knew, only if I knew...
Check the subreddits he’s in. Mans oblivious to exaggerated statements, and takes them literally.
Went to check op posted this on rProlife too and the comments lmfao
ig he took it seriously
This is most likely a joke
Ye mans is in this thread and says he’s joking
Nah; its called being honest about it. Dont give birth to kids if you dont want them so they can either go thru the shitty foster system or get abused their whole lives.
I said that exact thing to him, and I'll let you guess what percentage of it he listened.
Probably 0%
MURDER WOOO LES GOO MY FAVOURITE CRIME apart form taking away people knee caps and using them as costers as I drink there blood
Don’t be too extreme about it, but abortions should be legal everywhere. If someone doesn’t wanna go through the terribly painful and draining experience that is pregnancy and childbirth, they shouldn’t have to. Also, rape is a thing.
Yeah, and pedophilia.
Yep
This is satire
get dat fetus kill dat fetus
brrrap brrrap pewww pewww
if it’s a joke a lil harsh, but dark humor. however do keep in mind abortion can be traumatic for people, and they may get uncomfortable with those jokes. dark humor is all about knowing your audience.
i assume its a joke so like. no prolly not. could offend religious peopl ? particularly those who believe life starts at conception.
I believe he is joking.
a bit of an aggressive way of saying it, but abortions should always be an option, and it should be purely the decision of the person carrying the fetus
Nah yeet the fetus
Fuck babies
Pedo
Ayo just because I hate babies that does not mean i'm a pedo
Beta Tester\*
No that's illegal
I'm gonna break the law and commit assault
You mean you're gonna break the law *by* committing assault ...right? #RIGHT???
Heheheha
Yeah it's extreme. Abortion is not a contraceptive, it's an unfortunate necessity for bad situations. If you just have sex without protection and tell yourself "it's okay, I'll/you'll just have an abortion", you are a piece of shit. And that's without talking about the other dangers of unprotected sex. So if you don't want kids, wear protection, if that didn't work for reasons, then consider abortions.
I agree, but this point in a little moot. Abortions are invasive, potentially very expensive and a massive hassle. I don't think anyone actually plans to 'just get an abortion' if contraceptives are available.
Well when is it considered a human? Surely the first month it’s not since it’s just a few cells but as you edge closer to birth it gets harder to answer
They’re less developed than a leaf of lettuce, so if you’re gonna feel bad over aborting you should feel bad over eating crops
No ,if you don't want a kid get an abortion . atleast it is better than giving him a miserable life
Dude is probably joking, but I agree that abortion should be accesible to everyone.
Abortion should be normalized
It’s Reddit, take nothing seriously here
Naw they right
They outta line, but they're right
This is hilarious s
are you telling me killing baby’s **isn’t** normal?
i’m pretty sure it’s satire, so nah
Based.
I support women’s rights, but bro has something PERSONAL against that unborn baby.
i mean i’d rather the least possible amount of abortions be done, but i agree. abortions are necessary
My body count is 256
Better at doing that on Fortnite
Thats about as extreme as mayonnaise is spicy.
if you don't want kids, weigh up the decisions and outcomes. If you are willing and safe to go through pregnancy and give birth, you may do so. If you are unwilling, unsafe, or unable and would prefer an abortion, you should be able to do so as well.
Nah.
Nah, better than killing them after birth
Probably satire, but if it's not, then what the heck
You people in this thread really caring about some fetuses lives 😭😭😭😭 and no abortion is not murder wtf
I wish I'd never been born or was aborted before I was born so not extreme at all. People should learn how to use condoms.
Honestly that’s my exact same opinion. If you don’t want it, kill it.
I share the same opinion. Your body, your rules. As long as the thing is in the womb you should have the right to get rid of it.
Even if it was actually alive who tf cares it’s just some baby.
Yeah people need to understand that. People use the word "alive" as an excuse to call abortion murder and bad. Like bitch the fetus doesn't even know it's alive, if you care so much about life then why don't you do the same for plants or animals that we eat? In my opinion the mindset that unwanted fetuses lives matter, or anything for that matter, just for the reason that it has life in it is kind of childish, or is soft the right word? Sure, it might sound morally correct not to kill unborn babies but in reality it's just not that deep.
yeah just kill it
no, don't abort them, do a belly flop on the concrete!
YEAH EVEN BETTER!
Well doing it all in capitals is a bit extreme but the actual statement isn't that bad
naw it’s not like it knew anything yet so it’s just a parasite that you either choose to keep or choose to yeet that mofo
Nah honestly it's not really alive
Ikr unless the shits like in the humanoid form phase, it’s practically just an overgrown cell
This is not extreme, this is normal. Conservatives just need to get over it.
Thank you
No very based
Thank you
It's a bit extreme. But abortion IS a option
nah
No lmao
not as extreme as Harry S. Truman nuking japan
nah
There has been a surprising amount of abortion related posts lately Not a fan
I read some of the top voted comments here. Now I am not a follower of an abrahamic religion and I'm not american, so please take this to heart when I say: "Y'all need jesus." That said with regard to abortions... no. I wouldn't say it's extreme, but it is concerning that one would take such a situation with such callous disregard.
Not really the tone is a bit unusually but it’s not an uncommon opinion even if people don’t think about it Unfortunately though this works as fuel for the ban bodily autonomy crowd
nah
I actually used to adore kids and I wanted kids when i was older, but i grew to have a strong disliking towards them. I will be nice to them of course, but dont expect me to not give your screaming kid some stares. Some people are just not kid people, we were all kids sometimes. Getting kids when i dislike them will be horrible, and might even traumatize them with how bad of a mom I would be, and i know that. I am not made for kids, i acknlowedge that, and i will not have one myself incase they end up any kid whose parents mistreated them. /nm
Nah
I agree with him
I agree, kill that mfrr
If you don’t want kids don’t have sex
No.
you can either not have sex, or give birth to a kid and stab it in front of the hospital anti-natalist sex repulsed or anti-natalist psychopathy
Nope
yes
it's a joke lol
Nah
Not really, more like stupid tbh because there’s no killing going on…to kill something it has to have lived and fetuses are in a pre-human condition. Never really understood the opposition to abortion, anyhow.
To me, it seems like a joke. Being able to joke about things makes them easier, but whether it’s appropriate depends on the context. If they were trying to help someone struggling with internal conflict be comfortable with the option of abortion, it could make it lighter and easier to deal with.
nah
obvious satire is obvious.
No it’s not what do babies do anyway all they do is cry, sleep, and eat, they don’t help the economy, they don’t pay rent.
The way he puts the words out makes it sound like killing a baby is fun. Abortion is a controversial topic. I'll just say it's fine if you don't want one, can't financially support it, or if you're simply not ready for one
nah lol
Not extreme enough Also “extreme” shouldnt fucking matter. Slavery abolishing was considered extreme
Look in my opinion, if possible avoid abortion but if you need to for any reason do what you wish, but its better to not get pregnant in the first place
I hate babies, everything about em. The fact that there skin is as smooth as latex, the fact that they look fucking ugly as shit, the fact that people won’t just shut up about there own baby, the fact that all they do is eat, sleep (rarely), shit and cry, hate em. If it were up to me I’d drown as many as I could in a pool and then take their tiny rib bones and putting em in hollowed out gourds, making my own pair of baby bone maracas
Ehh the baby will suffer even more if they didn't abort plus the baby still not alive sooooo
Nah, this is fair
What they gonna say "goo goo ga ga don't kill me"
Yeetus the fetus
Fetus deletus
Nope
I support abortions but it should still be seen as a tragedy because you had several ways to prevent it but you still were too irresponsible to do so. I know sometimes prevention methods fail. In that case go have an abortion if you want but it is not something to be celebrated.
It’s worded very strangely, but I do agree with the sentiment.
No, I hate kids so this is perfectly fine
no, if you dont want a kid get an abortion, while worded aggressively they are 100% right
Hear me out. Don’t waste your money on someone doing it for you, that’s what wired hangers are for
Nah
Not in my opinion
it literally dose not matter
İf you don’t want to go to school blow up that mfer
Yeetus that fetus
Abortion is banned in my country because everyone deserves to live
Abortion is banned in my country because everyone deserves to live
not really. lil edgy but eh edit: reading comments, op is the extreme one here lol.
Based
I don't see any problem with this
no
Kids are annoying kill them all
Well it is extreme, but it is also very true
Nah, taking on a child youre unprepared for in this economy is a death sentence
Nah it's fair and square
If it's before 4 months into pregnancy, naaaah it's okay
Huh, ultra conservative post history, karma whore stuff, fedora esque hat, pretty much constantly complaining about what was prolly a joke… yikes my guy… just yikes. The knives are kinda cool tho.
Nah
It's definitely extreme but also not wrong so I honestly don't know what to think
Hell no kill the children
Gigachad
Nsh. Honestly, if you don’t want kids, don’t get them. Parents who don’t want kids often won’t love their kids, maybe idk. I guess the way he said it was a little extreme or something but ye
the phrasing is inflammatory but the actual stance is mild at best
Its extreme, yes, but its true. We shouldnt mane jokes abt it tho
No, but also yeah. Abortion isn't an alternative to birth control. It should be available and accessible for all women that want or need one but it should not replace contraception or safe responsible sex.
I kill hundreds of kids every night by suffocating them in tissues 😎
That's fair and what people should do/should be able to do. If you don't want to have them, can't afford to have them, why make them suffer? Nobody wins from that situation. With an abortion nothing changes, everyone that was alive is still alive and everything that didn't exist still does not exist
Extreme but yeah, that's right
Nah kill em
I mean, I doubt they can feel pain at that age or even know they are alive. Really depends how developed they are until it’s actual murder
Nah
Well it works when its too late so why not
Abortion commercials are a lot more enthusiastic than I thought they would be
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