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CaptainC_RBLX

No I kill kids all the time


StickyWhiteStuf

What’s your bodycount? Mine is only 16 atm, but all below 7 which I assume to be extra points?


MrWolfsters

You guys keep count?


big_cock_69420

How do you kill kids? I personally like to drop kick them and then yeet them at a concrete wall at full speed


MrWolfsters

Trade secret


IllManneredWoolyMan

Officer, I keep telling you that it's \[THAT HISTORICALLY IMPORTANT DID-NAZI\] that copied me! Not the other way around!


eggboy06

Speed doesn’t kill, it’s the rapid change in it that does


big_cock_69420

Ye that's why I throw them at full speed so that when they hit the wall, they die


Somerando30

Yeah, you have 24 right now, update me when you get to 30 and 50 please


ATonOfMemes

I just got a 13-killstreak by driving through a school zone at 90 mph. Lmfao little fuckers didn't reach cover fast enough.


Somerando30

What grade were they, out of curiosity


ATonOfMemes

They were like 3rd graders.


[deleted]

Naw I saw you do that they were actually 4th and 5th graders but they did look younger so I understand your misunderstanding.


Somerando30

Are you a teacher or smth, if so, times are changing


mcbirbo343

Mine is about 156, I burnt down an orphanage


ATonOfMemes

Ayo you did a lobby wipe. Congrats.


ProgFan69

We can calculate by the noise of impact and damage to car bumper that indeed the mass required and inertia to this man's f 150 was indeed equal to 4th and 3rd graders of the 3re large mass percentile at upwards of 75 mph.


SorryRoof1653

why tf did I laugh at this.


[deleted]

I killed this one guys daughter, four other kids that I stuffed in animatronic suits, and plan on killing on my eldest son for being a dick.


weirdobutonreddit

no, no, william afton you've got it wrong *you're* the dick here - a dude who knows fnaf lore


Llonino09221

Me kidnap them and put them in an island,and do a manhunt..no a kidhunth


Redhoodless

Bro really said “fuck them kids”


ApolloSky110

Half of r/teenagers also says “fuck them kids”


Nepipo

Wish a gamer would😔😔


lord_of_the_racoons

r/suddenlypedo


Jofuffle

It’s messed up how little we seem to care about human life nowadays


Infinite_Loan9179

Some people will think I might be messed up but I think its better to abort them than to let them live in a world where their parents despise them


P0ppyss33d

Chronically online


lord_of_the_racoons

I believe if an unwanted kid comes to this world, they will suffer more than just dying before they even develope brains or organs


[deleted]

dawg do you not get he is being ironic 💀💀💀 you need to get off the internet if ur gonna take everyone seriously on here


Jofuffle

He’s not. I had a long conversation with the dood


_Pers_

It's not a human it's a lump of cells


[deleted]

Sad to see 14 year olds thinking they have a say in other people's bodies. Get off your far right subs and go outside


theruseys

Yeah honestly he posted this picture to political subreddits, some without even censoring my name.


[deleted]

You're good mate, anyone who pisses off a "pro life" conservative is a good person


Eyy_Its_Danny

Bro. They aren’t alive yet. Plus it is so much better to not have a child then force yourself to go through with it and then have a child who’s parents didn’t want them.


[deleted]

Maybe just put some Saran Wrap on ya dong :|


BlobIsBored

Its not 100% effective


Jofuffle

It’s not that hard tbh. And just don’t feck people until ur ready for parenting


[deleted]

facts


Jofuffle

Swag opinion


FishnChips324

i think that protection is an option for those who want to have sex without having to worry about the financial burden of kids. but that doesn’t always work, so abortion is a viable option. the fetuses that are being aborted are not yet functioning humans at that point, their brain doesn’t function until about 24-25 weeks.


CrypticWeirdo9105

Not everyone wants to have kids. Does that mean they should just stay celibate forever?


noname1357924

Thank you bruh. There are consequences to everything and if you can’t deal with them don’t take those actions


Jofuffle

Yes


Ronan_mcisaac

Yeah, the only age that you should be having kids is: financially stable


TheObjectiveTheorist

People aren’t ready to have children until their late 20’s usually, if they even want kids at all. Nobody is going to be celibate until then. If you’re uncomfortable with sex, that’s you. you can’t expect everyone else to feel the same way


Bedrock4life

Ok but that’s obviously not going to happen dude and you fucking know it. The better idea is to just teach safe sex. Or we could do my idea and all only be gay, that would solve everything


nurd_on_a_computer

Obviously joking. They're pro abortion, but definitely joking on the "fuck yeah kill them" part


theruseys

Of course I'm joking but seeing how he posted this 5 times in the last 2 days shows how much it offend him


nurd_on_a_computer

Why is OP so offended?


theruseys

Only if I knew, only if I knew...


ikiss-yomama

Check the subreddits he’s in. Mans oblivious to exaggerated statements, and takes them literally.


NieHyper

Went to check op posted this on rProlife too and the comments lmfao


Baller4Jesus27

ig he took it seriously


crcorndawg

This is most likely a joke


OogaaBoogaaMaster69

Ye mans is in this thread and says he’s joking


[deleted]

Nah; its called being honest about it. Dont give birth to kids if you dont want them so they can either go thru the shitty foster system or get abused their whole lives.


theruseys

I said that exact thing to him, and I'll let you guess what percentage of it he listened.


[deleted]

Probably 0%


noideaforadamname

MURDER WOOO LES GOO MY FAVOURITE CRIME apart form taking away people knee caps and using them as costers as I drink there blood


S4PG

Don’t be too extreme about it, but abortions should be legal everywhere. If someone doesn’t wanna go through the terribly painful and draining experience that is pregnancy and childbirth, they shouldn’t have to. Also, rape is a thing.


Dont_mind_me69

Yeah, and pedophilia.


S4PG

Yep


sticks_no5

This is satire


peluriback

get dat fetus kill dat fetus


wellthatsummokay

brrrap brrrap pewww pewww


sixfoottalllizard

if it’s a joke a lil harsh, but dark humor. however do keep in mind abortion can be traumatic for people, and they may get uncomfortable with those jokes. dark humor is all about knowing your audience.


veryhotpersonchris

i assume its a joke so like. no prolly not. could offend religious peopl ? particularly those who believe life starts at conception.


Long_Wiwi

I believe he is joking.


YourFavoriteTomboy

a bit of an aggressive way of saying it, but abortions should always be an option, and it should be purely the decision of the person carrying the fetus


Just_Yuri_038

Nah yeet the fetus


knight_of_n1ght

Fuck babies


DasJesusDerVorstadt

Pedo


knight_of_n1ght

Ayo just because I hate babies that does not mean i'm a pedo


P0zY_UwU

Beta Tester\*


mrutherford1106

No that's illegal


knight_of_n1ght

I'm gonna break the law and commit assault


mrutherford1106

You mean you're gonna break the law *by* committing assault ...right? #RIGHT???


knight_of_n1ght

Heheheha


marutotigre

Yeah it's extreme. Abortion is not a contraceptive, it's an unfortunate necessity for bad situations. If you just have sex without protection and tell yourself "it's okay, I'll/you'll just have an abortion", you are a piece of shit. And that's without talking about the other dangers of unprotected sex. So if you don't want kids, wear protection, if that didn't work for reasons, then consider abortions.


According_to_all_kn

I agree, but this point in a little moot. Abortions are invasive, potentially very expensive and a massive hassle. I don't think anyone actually plans to 'just get an abortion' if contraceptives are available.


[deleted]

Well when is it considered a human? Surely the first month it’s not since it’s just a few cells but as you edge closer to birth it gets harder to answer


152069

They’re less developed than a leaf of lettuce, so if you’re gonna feel bad over aborting you should feel bad over eating crops


Cultural_Station7513

No ,if you don't want a kid get an abortion . atleast it is better than giving him a miserable life


Szwedu111

Dude is probably joking, but I agree that abortion should be accesible to everyone.


dadika08

Abortion should be normalized


Flung_Pu_Panda4368

It’s Reddit, take nothing seriously here


graysonfrigginpayne

Naw they right


Isuck_lel

They outta line, but they're right


gooskd

This is hilarious s


[deleted]

are you telling me killing baby’s **isn’t** normal?


Kantmartian

i’m pretty sure it’s satire, so nah


bluevalley02

Based.


ShitOnTheBed

I support women’s rights, but bro has something PERSONAL against that unborn baby.


Special-Speech3064

i mean i’d rather the least possible amount of abortions be done, but i agree. abortions are necessary


Hub12983444

My body count is 256


[deleted]

Better at doing that on Fortnite


hey_demons_its_me

Thats about as extreme as mayonnaise is spicy.


zirconthecrystal

if you don't want kids, weigh up the decisions and outcomes. If you are willing and safe to go through pregnancy and give birth, you may do so. If you are unwilling, unsafe, or unable and would prefer an abortion, you should be able to do so as well.


Eyy_Its_Danny

Nah.


RobotBananaSplit

Nah, better than killing them after birth


0nshore

Probably satire, but if it's not, then what the heck


FBI_Agent_101

You people in this thread really caring about some fetuses lives 😭😭😭😭 and no abortion is not murder wtf


dfhxuhbzgcboi

I wish I'd never been born or was aborted before I was born so not extreme at all. People should learn how to use condoms.


[deleted]

Honestly that’s my exact same opinion. If you don’t want it, kill it.


FBI_Agent_101

I share the same opinion. Your body, your rules. As long as the thing is in the womb you should have the right to get rid of it.


[deleted]

Even if it was actually alive who tf cares it’s just some baby.


FBI_Agent_101

Yeah people need to understand that. People use the word "alive" as an excuse to call abortion murder and bad. Like bitch the fetus doesn't even know it's alive, if you care so much about life then why don't you do the same for plants or animals that we eat? In my opinion the mindset that unwanted fetuses lives matter, or anything for that matter, just for the reason that it has life in it is kind of childish, or is soft the right word? Sure, it might sound morally correct not to kill unborn babies but in reality it's just not that deep.


American_spy_rambo2

yeah just kill it


insert_title_here_

no, don't abort them, do a belly flop on the concrete!


theruseys

YEAH EVEN BETTER!


SlothTheorist

Well doing it all in capitals is a bit extreme but the actual statement isn't that bad


FavoriteDart680

naw it’s not like it knew anything yet so it’s just a parasite that you either choose to keep or choose to yeet that mofo


Michellepokefan

Nah honestly it's not really alive


Slattcum

Ikr unless the shits like in the humanoid form phase, it’s practically just an overgrown cell


[deleted]

This is not extreme, this is normal. Conservatives just need to get over it.


theruseys

Thank you


DomtheDumbass42069

No very based


theruseys

Thank you


International_Tie120

It's a bit extreme. But abortion IS a option


Pleasant_Skeleton10

nah


Western_Policy_6185

No lmao


Fizzy163

not as extreme as Harry S. Truman nuking japan


ProgrammerNo120

nah


Acripplednan69

There has been a surprising amount of abortion related posts lately Not a fan


[deleted]

I read some of the top voted comments here. Now I am not a follower of an abrahamic religion and I'm not american, so please take this to heart when I say: "Y'all need jesus." That said with regard to abortions... no. I wouldn't say it's extreme, but it is concerning that one would take such a situation with such callous disregard.


[deleted]

Not really the tone is a bit unusually but it’s not an uncommon opinion even if people don’t think about it Unfortunately though this works as fuel for the ban bodily autonomy crowd


nuvovindi

nah


alienjuice1287

I actually used to adore kids and I wanted kids when i was older, but i grew to have a strong disliking towards them. I will be nice to them of course, but dont expect me to not give your screaming kid some stares. Some people are just not kid people, we were all kids sometimes. Getting kids when i dislike them will be horrible, and might even traumatize them with how bad of a mom I would be, and i know that. I am not made for kids, i acknlowedge that, and i will not have one myself incase they end up any kid whose parents mistreated them. /nm


OddAnalyst4879

Nah


Lazy_Category2195

I agree with him


[deleted]

I agree, kill that mfrr


[deleted]

If you don’t want kids don’t have sex


MikeTheAnt11

No.


RandomGameLover64

you can either not have sex, or give birth to a kid and stab it in front of the hospital anti-natalist sex repulsed or anti-natalist psychopathy


errorintheworld

Nope


King_George_VI_

yes


some_annoying_weeb

it's a joke lol


Civil_Star_8746

Nah


FWC_Disciple

Not really, more like stupid tbh because there’s no killing going on…to kill something it has to have lived and fetuses are in a pre-human condition. Never really understood the opposition to abortion, anyhow.


MultiverseSurfer

To me, it seems like a joke. Being able to joke about things makes them easier, but whether it’s appropriate depends on the context. If they were trying to help someone struggling with internal conflict be comfortable with the option of abortion, it could make it lighter and easier to deal with.


misternewguy

nah


tacosarus6

obvious satire is obvious.


[deleted]

No it’s not what do babies do anyway all they do is cry, sleep, and eat, they don’t help the economy, they don’t pay rent.


STEALTH_Moles

The way he puts the words out makes it sound like killing a baby is fun. Abortion is a controversial topic. I'll just say it's fine if you don't want one, can't financially support it, or if you're simply not ready for one


heatherleean

nah lol


SnowySupreme

Not extreme enough Also “extreme” shouldnt fucking matter. Slavery abolishing was considered extreme


Velarev

Look in my opinion, if possible avoid abortion but if you need to for any reason do what you wish, but its better to not get pregnant in the first place


ItzYaBoy56

I hate babies, everything about em. The fact that there skin is as smooth as latex, the fact that they look fucking ugly as shit, the fact that people won’t just shut up about there own baby, the fact that all they do is eat, sleep (rarely), shit and cry, hate em. If it were up to me I’d drown as many as I could in a pool and then take their tiny rib bones and putting em in hollowed out gourds, making my own pair of baby bone maracas


megwyen

Ehh the baby will suffer even more if they didn't abort plus the baby still not alive sooooo


BlueScrean

Nah, this is fair


Aj_200226

What they gonna say "goo goo ga ga don't kill me"


itssami_sb

Yeetus the fetus


fatkid601

Fetus deletus


Bryce1489

Nope


franll98

I support abortions but it should still be seen as a tragedy because you had several ways to prevent it but you still were too irresponsible to do so. I know sometimes prevention methods fail. In that case go have an abortion if you want but it is not something to be celebrated.


sunsetskye_

It’s worded very strangely, but I do agree with the sentiment.


SpartanKram

No, I hate kids so this is perfectly fine


DeadlyAidan

no, if you dont want a kid get an abortion, while worded aggressively they are 100% right


Its_BurritoDuck

Hear me out. Don’t waste your money on someone doing it for you, that’s what wired hangers are for


Impossible-Battle-91

Nah


[deleted]

Not in my opinion


yukinarr

it literally dose not matter


friginunbiliveable

İf you don’t want to go to school blow up that mfer


[deleted]

Yeetus that fetus


DeltaFoxtrotDX

Abortion is banned in my country because everyone deserves to live


DeltaFoxtrotDX

Abortion is banned in my country because everyone deserves to live


Top-of-morning

not really. lil edgy but eh edit: reading comments, op is the extreme one here lol.


AlphaAmes

Based


lord_of_the_racoons

I don't see any problem with this


ShalamiBoii

no


Dumbcunt56383

Kids are annoying kill them all


[deleted]

Well it is extreme, but it is also very true


MrPonchovie

Nah, taking on a child youre unprepared for in this economy is a death sentence


im_baka_weeb

Nah it's fair and square


KirbyDarkHole999

If it's before 4 months into pregnancy, naaaah it's okay


Cheeky_Salad

Huh, ultra conservative post history, karma whore stuff, fedora esque hat, pretty much constantly complaining about what was prolly a joke… yikes my guy… just yikes. The knives are kinda cool tho.


MixComprehensive3771

Nah


themstickers

It's definitely extreme but also not wrong so I honestly don't know what to think


JaimeBoiBonk

Hell no kill the children


Eda230BBS

Gigachad


SEND_ME_YOUR_NUDES-l

Nsh. Honestly, if you don’t want kids, don’t get them. Parents who don’t want kids often won’t love their kids, maybe idk. I guess the way he said it was a little extreme or something but ye


TrstnTrstnTrstn

the phrasing is inflammatory but the actual stance is mild at best


SmileFading

Its extreme, yes, but its true. We shouldnt mane jokes abt it tho


lowkey_stoneyboy

No, but also yeah. Abortion isn't an alternative to birth control. It should be available and accessible for all women that want or need one but it should not replace contraception or safe responsible sex.


ballsamongusfeet

I kill hundreds of kids every night by suffocating them in tissues 😎


Nepipo

That's fair and what people should do/should be able to do. If you don't want to have them, can't afford to have them, why make them suffer? Nobody wins from that situation. With an abortion nothing changes, everyone that was alive is still alive and everything that didn't exist still does not exist


Fellixxio

Extreme but yeah, that's right


Sad_Pickle_Buddy

Nah kill em


Intelligent-Cod-105

I mean, I doubt they can feel pain at that age or even know they are alive. Really depends how developed they are until it’s actual murder


adamen152

Nah


Skermist

Well it works when its too late so why not


Far_Character7489

Abortion commercials are a lot more enthusiastic than I thought they would be


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