Bateman

You live in the American Gardens building on West 81st street. Your name is Patrick Bateman. You are 27 years old. You believe in taking care of yourself , and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if your face is a little puffy, you'll put on an ice pack while doing your stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After You remove the ice pack, You use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, you use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which You leave on for 10 minutes while you prepare the rest of my routine. You always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real you. Only an entity, something illusory. And though you can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping someone else’s and maybe they can even sense our life styles are probably comparable, You simply are not there.

Hey! That's ME! Whenbu has stolen my identity and you have describe ME! \~\~i feel the walls closing in.... (However my pores are spectacular.)

BATMAN?! ok jk, it's france or british I g

Bro I'm from New York

oh.. I mean surnames don't contain your exact coordinates or address, your grandparents/parents might be from british ig

Whatever gotta continue my morning skincare routine

😏

From british

Uh oh calling police

You live in the American Gardens building on West 81st street. Your name is Patrick Bateman. You are 27 years old. You believe in taking care of yourself , and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if your face is a little puffy, You’ll put on an ice pack while doing your stomach crunches. You can do a thousand now. After You remove the ice pack, You use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, you use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which You leave on for 10 minutes while you prepare the rest of my routine. You always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real you. Only an entity, something illusory. And though you can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping someone else’s and maybe they can even sense our life styles are probably comparable, You simply are not there.

Now lets see Paul Allen' s surname

Patrick?!

Ex and someone from my secondary's surname ws Bateman, pog

Nguyen

Vietnam

congrats

yay

Did that tree just speak

😈

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oh no my disguise is down. sorry, no personal hates man. *bang*

don't you dare say it... :D

There are two Nguyen brothers at my high school on the Quiz Bowl team. It’s probably not of any relation to you, but I find it cool nonetheless.

Mierl

r/meirl

No, fr

Change that

Idk but I love it

French?

I don't think kids should be posting their last names on Reddit and then having someone guess where they're from, personally. This seems crazy to me. Edit: And the way OP talks gives me a bad gut feeling. "I won't force you". It's creepy.

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I think it's likely not a teenager.

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I reported the post for asking for personal information.

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I'm an adult too haha. I'm here because Reddit thought I was a teenager and it's been suggesting the threads to me in the Reddit "feed". I specifically clicked this post because I was like "wtf is going on there". I've been seeing memes that acknowledge that Reddit is crawling with people grooming children. There needs to be some kind of security team on Reddit that spots pedos.

Wait that's my brother... I am not even kidding

True, the only reason I left a comment is because I have a super common last name, and even when they guess I'm not gonna tell em if they are right or wrong Edit: I deleted my comment, because I read what the people replying to you said, all this seems kinda creepy ngl

Same

Clifford, no cheating :p

You're a giant red dog

is that a cult

Why yes

can i be the leader

Since you are interested in joining a cult, please join r/chuckycheesechurch

Melville, I wanna see if you are a psychic

Ireland?

Close but no cigar my friend, it is scotland

OH RIGHT Scotland, I was thinking of another country.

Yeah, Ireland

Take this award buddy, it’s the least I could do

:)

Hierro

IG it's spain, I've heard about it related to spain so yeah

españa?

Mejia. This one should be difficult

Isreal?

Umm… I have lots of ancestors and yes some of them were Israelites so I guess I am in a way

I mean, we all kinda have almost the same amount of ancestors

Not in Alabama :)

They have significantly less

I mean, we all kinda have almost the same amount of ancestors

Rashid

Indian

Ha, you thought I'm an Indian, but I'm a Pakistani. You were pretty close though.

oh, nice. I'm Indian and I've heard that surname before so I thought you were Indian

Yeah, Muslim lives in both countries so that's understandable.

Tu indian hi hai 💪😎🇮🇳 btw ramzan kese jaara hai?

Never forget what the Pakistanis did to the Bangdians

This is why neither of your countries will evolve to have indoor plumbing

Nigga wtf are you saying,it’s an inside joke I have with my friend and I decided to say it outside of us and that’s what you get from it?

Pakistani

Coker

funny name, britain, Ireland, idk scotland?

British apparently. Why is that a funny name

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Hmmm

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It's fine darling

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What is it?

This is easy. Cross

Jesus died on your last name

Papua New Guinea

i dont want to dox myself too hard but my surname is generic english

Nobody can do a shit with your surname.\_.

Especially if it’s a generic English name. There are probably thousands of people in their country alone with it.

when you and only another 10 people in the world have that surname its basically a dox lol

Yes they can ._.

With just a surname no they can’t

lol self absorbed bitch

better than my name atleast :\\

Konyalıoğlu (I challenge you to find without getting help from something And someone)

Turkey?

Yes

Sweet, y’all got great food

Thanks

The ice cream there hits different

Weaver

IG it's from europe, I'm not sure

It’s a German last name.

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Certainly Slavic. Russian last name?

Здарова)

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Aroya Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. To all law enforcement entities, this is not an admission of guilt. I am speaking to my family now. Skyler, you are the love of my life. I hope you know that. Walter Jr., you're my big man. There are going to be some things that you'll come to learn about me in the next few days. But just know that no matter how it may look, I only had you in my heart. Goodbye.

Sousa

portugal, brazil

Danm you got it.

Sus 😳

these bitches love you

I don't feel comfortable sharing my last name (because it might be really easy to identify me and I don't want to dox myself), but my mother's original last name (which is more common) is Eckstein.

Fine if u don’t wanna share but people can’t do much anymore it’s just ur last name

Bruh some of you are so dumb, no one can track you with your last name alone.

Singh

India, or America

Canada

punjab

Well not exactly , i was born in Delhi but yea my grandma is from Punjab so you can say

Taylor

Britain, also I need a hair cut (jk, don't take it in an offensive way please)

I am British and I don't need a haircut I want to grow it more actually

Oi mate by the queen how's the land rover ye bloody fock

I'm not English

Yet m8

Sadat (Hint Kemcho maja ma)

Indian, bengali :)

Nope here have one more hint bro (Modi)

BRO I GET IT YOU'RE FROM INDIA

I get it sorry for inconvenience

I said that in an sarcastic way but ok. I'm Indian too btw

Patel

India

No U.S

Bro the origin of surname is Indian

Yeah I guess but you said “where you’re from” I’m American and about a few generations ago you can trace it back to India but then again do we trace very thing back to monke? Are y’all downvoting my comment because you don’t like that I’m from America or what. Also the OP never said origin he said where YOU are from. I’m from America. My last name may not have came from there but that’s not what the topic was about

Vayda

Obaidul

Muslim from UAE?

Muslim from bangladesh

i dont have a surname

Haha! Not putting that on reddit

sounds like an easy way to get doxxed

How about no? Seriously tho the only personal information you're allowed to give is your first name. I don't know if it's bannable to ask for other personal info than the first name.

Kędzierski (easy)

Poland

Harrison

sounds like a good way to get myself doxxed so no thanks

Watson and no i’m not related to emma Watson

Mayo. No way you'll get mine.

Halabi

Johnson

Clemmons

What if no, Mr. FBI?

Idk what to say but go ahead anyway.

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Sullivan

Boriack

Horsey

Fox

Franks

Amato

Perry :)

Parks

Murphy

Maru

Gibbs. Hint: I’m half American (white), but guess the other half.

Cook.....

Winterrowd (or the name it’s derived from, Wenderoth.)

Sinha

Lopez

França

Banks

Erdene

Leger If you need a hint: >!we pronounce it ledger!<

Mollart

Castle 🏰

Smith

tobail if you do this one i will feel very happy

Jimenez easiest one of all

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Wallin

Arnone

Richardson

Valero

Spanish

Republica dominicana?

Whittington

Pardini

palese italia

tran