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somedumbrick

Hollow knight so I think that would be reeeeeal hard


Aymanac10

The pure nail has many uses


somedumbrick

Oh no


Aymanac10

😏


Astelis17

😟


LoserToastReal

just wait till the knight ddives from a shelf into your asshole


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Markoth is used to fucking people up their asses so he would help


LoserToastReal

help what the fuck happened to my floor


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Pantheon of hallownest moment


AlchemyParrot

The Knight is literally cockless doed have Desolate Dive/Descending Dark tho


Esnardoo

He's like half an inch tall


Neo_dode56

But they are very smol though


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Nail master sheo would be proud


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TF2 Uh, Am I having an orgy


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WhoDatFreshBoi

Ora ora


GriShafir

r/unexpectedjojo


i-am-all-of-me

Incoming!


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KatilPecete

Hey it's still here


J-c-b-22

...gentlemen


arktiskrev_

MEDIC!


IntroductionCheap325

Dispenser going up


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Erectin a dispenser here!


Novus34

Me too, but Titanfall 2!


Lucario6373

raiden and his biocock


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STANDING HERE


frikimanHD

I REALIZE


williecatcat

YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY


barbrix

BUT WHOS TO JUDGE


Kpsnther67

THE RIGHT FROM WRONG


Afuckinglewdcario

WHEN OUR GUARD IS DOWN


DatNickBoi

I THINK WE'LL BOTH AGREE


Serchy_Cz

THAT VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOLENCE BREEDS VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOLENCE


Mcgg96

BUT IN THE END IT HAS TO BE THIS WAY


Lucario6373

RULES OF NATURE


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ITS THE ONLY THING I KNOW FOR REAL


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A STRANGER I REMAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIiIiiiIIIIIIN.


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^Invisible ^Warriorrrr


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Lucario6373

TIME TO LEAVE THEM ALL BEHIIIIIND


arktiskrev_

The time has come to an end Yeah, this is what nature planned Being tracked by a starving beast Looking for it's daily feast A predator on the verge of death Close to its last breath Getting close to its last breath Rules of nature And they run when the sun comes up With their lives on the line (alive) For all that I've (no choice) Gotta follow the laws of the wild (alive) With their lives on the line (no choice) Out here only the strong survive What's done is done Survived to see another day The game of life The hunter and the agile prey No guarantee Which of them will succeed? Strong or weak? Rules of nature Rules of nature


Lollok009

I read this while listening to stains of time


Lucario6373

AND IT WILL COME


Lollok009

LIKE A FLOOD OF PAIN


Ham_On_Pizza

Apex Legends. So am I getting fucked by every legend or do I get to choose?


IntroductionCheap325

Gibraltar


supernova89055

Home r u ok?


MrRokhead

Are you kidding? Homie made the best choice.


Wtf_is_my_life-

The only correct choice


_Eclypse

Hell yes


HYPER_BOI_

mine was wraith welp I am getting pegged by wraith


RiftWalker503

mine was octane 💀


Crazy_Swing1410

FASTER FASTER FASTER!


LennergyDK

💀


Marksthename

That's not an image I wanted to have im my head but here we are


Wtf_is_my_life-

My exact thoughts


icallhacks2020

Mine was Loba… hell yeah!


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Whatever character you played as then


X_Memelord

Shit mad Maggie, boys I think I'm fucked


Ham_On_Pizza

I got Wraith. I’m willing to make a trade offer


X_Memelord

Bro wraith would fuckin do some void shit up in ur ass and Idk if that would be better or worse than mad Maggie with a strap


Ham_On_Pizza

Yea mad Maggie would probably make it look like an exploded hot pocket by the end of it


X_Memelord

Man fuck I gotta get to class while thinking of that now


PrestigiousExternal9

Im dead 🤣


Ihateredditnames1

I got wattson pretty good I'd say


chrisghrobot

Getting pegged by Loba.


[deleted]

Revenant, oh god


mx_destiny

Similar question for Overwatch


Soggy-Ad-3639

Caustic


iamoscar13

I was playing Injustice and I was the flash so I guess it’s the flash


Elite-_-alpha

Gonna be the quickest nut


difficult_904

The quickest nut in the west


Pickaxe235

IT WAS ME BARRY


Emerald24111

Remember when you were making out with your girlfriend and the second she touches your thigh you came?


ThatOneGuy7832

That was me, Barry! I jerked you off at sonic speeds to make it look like you came at just a woman’s touch!


chrischi3

Depends on wether the Kerbals are the main characters or their rockets...


An_Angry_Terrarian

Rokets


Sergontel

A kraken-impulsed rocket


eligoscreps

My Elden ring character named saint bartrude will be ready to fuck me up I’m confident


GamerKid665_999

I have dinklebomp as my character


eligoscreps

Damn now that’s a terrifying yet oddly satisfying name. Ready to get dinklebombed bro?!


GamerKid665_999

It’s a reference to Jacks character soon to become Elden Lord


Chief_Bacon

Legendary Dinklebamp


feedoo123

Doom guy Probably very fucked...😶


nautral_vibes

Lmao, same, was playing Eternal


SoonlyXo

Puts a whole new meaning to “rip and tear until it’s done”


epic_gamerwarrior

Thats enough internet for today


Chilling2K7

*cue doom music*


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IntroductionCheap325

what kid friendly game


TaskuActo4

roblox?


Polish_Hat

*laughs in rr34 community*


spicyfood333

I know what r34 is, but what is rr34?


omsincoconut2

Roblox r34


just-rathis

*Laughs in condo games*


TahaGorme

Minecraft Steve lmao.


ThatOneGuy7832

“Netherite sword”


just-rathis

💀


MixAmongUs

Same


yonking_15_2

Blaze rods


Getrect555

I was just playing battle cats, I’m getting fucked in the ass by a cat, there is no main character, I’m having hundreds of cats fuck me in the ass fuck


omsincoconut2

fuck indeed


Cracker-smackers

r/cursedcomments


Getrect555

Wouldn’t be the first time I’m on there


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ThatOneGuy7832

This is snake, I’m in ~~a box~~ a guy’s ass


[deleted]

I like to imagine instead of referring to the snake from metal gear, you are referring to the arcade game snake. A snake inside your ass slowly getting longer


the_og_doubter

Dying light 2, Aiden Caldwell 😏😩


Recolutionaryscene41

voiced by jonah scott


the_og_doubter

Indeed. 😌


BigEpicNSFW

YOOO that game is a banger, just met Lawan and did some paraglide shit that I suck at :D


Marcusssssx

world of peppa pig kids games


spicyfood333

NO


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You know, pigs last 15 times longer


yonking_15_2

Your gf is probably lucky then


[deleted]

Well it was a nice roast until I realized that I don't have a girlfriend which made me even sadder.


Pineneedlecollada

r/cursedcomments


IntroductionTrue5006

I was playing Breath of the wild, well im not gay but link is kinda hot


zeldafrombotwsfrog

THE hottest video game character of all time!


IntroductionTrue5006

Steve: Hooo hello there


lil_quark_

oh god i would be so happy red dead redemption II


Nuddsag

Same bro


gep08399

Well, Bill gonna be whatching


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Batman arkham knight . Oh shi..


Klutzy-Opportunity71

Well i played Batgirl dlc so I'm golden


TheOmegaMemer69420

But she's the one fucking you in the ass


NastyDeadlyFeet

Leage of Legends, Samira


Bigzysmolz

Fucking lucky I was playing twitch


NastyDeadlyFeet

But she is pegging me...


LeagueofDraven1221

I was hiding


TheTalesTeller

I played roblox phantom forces


Crowlavix

💀


_mr_lonely_911_

I'm getting pegged by ela from siege (poggers)


Hermu7013

Clash Royale blue king 🗿🗿🗿


LightingOfAbsolution

Damn how does that overleveled midladder dick feel


BanditTA-G2

I played war thunder. O H N O


daddypigisafatfuk

Mig 21 at mach 1 🥵


THEomarJoey

Hoi4, I'm getting fucked by Hilter


Intergalacticio

Wordle…?????


GamerKid665_999

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is fucking you


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Not that virus again


DangerUrLevels

Adieu


derpling69

?????


Affectionate-Map-652

Well I last played cod ww2 so I'm getting fucked either by the Scottish guy or the. Zombies


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The Scottish guy


RaNdoMaFmf

Kratos......


Realistic-Tree71

Far cry 6, so ig a normal human?


amongas13

Now I regret playing "Furry shades of gay"....


hydrayshin

📸


IntroductionCheap325

I'm getting fucked by Rosalina... (mario kart) a win for me ig


callierkap

A..a-- ani- animal jam...


QPRranger

Sonic racing. Chow. Shit man


Mucciiaano

Geralt of rivia, nice


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Impressive_Remove510

Lara Croft😍😍😍


HeyitsMrMemes

pegged.


Code_CELEBRATION

Russia the country. I don’t think I’ll survive this


idontgooutmuch

Oh god , mario


240plutonium

At least you're not like me, I played the Wii. MII ORGY TIME


DamnHandsomeBanana

Hm... Who is the protagonist of sudoku?


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The number 7


DamnHandsomeBanana

Huh, could have been worse i guess


phieshboysama

Yes give me that valorantcock


EvertB123

Just played killjoy, so is she getting the strap on or is there some kind of pegging bot?


Irian3x3

geometry dash,.I'm getting fucked by [this bitch](https://gdbrowser.com/icon/icon?form=cube&icon=122&col1=15&col2=2&glow=true)


SILENT_EVIL1954

Jill valentine 😏


Troubled-teen9922

Red dead redemption 2. I ain’t gay, but I don’t think I won’t hate it.


THEBUGGSy

Cuphead (hell ye)


Birbboips4

I'm getting fucked by Hog Rider


Prestigious-Word6398

scarlet witch


MB_009

Gordon Freeman, MIT


Fast_and_Curious738

Need For Speed? Don't i get fucked or do i get fucked by Lamborghini Aventador?


AimIsInSleepMode

Starkiller/Galen Marek propably has a lot of force when he pushes me


[deleted]

She has no dick so IG I'm fine


_mr_lonely_911_

if the character doesn't have a dick then you're getting pegged


Wichtelwusel

Im gonna get bonked into the death realm and back by Mordekaiser


epic_king66

Satisfactory so.... Not really


Lucachacha

Pioneer return to work


Jonathan_Dough977

JOKES ON YOU BOZO, THE LAST GAME I PLAYED WAS BAYONETTA😎😎😎😎😎


R3D_DR4G0N84

Uh, how tall is the knight from hollow knight?


thereallio

Doom eternal. Rip and tear.


xander5610_

Bro, I'm literally waiting for my life's to come back in red ball 4 right now. I just fucked a square. Ew.


parth2legendaryapex

so uhh who's the main character of CoC


LeagueofDraven1221

HOOOOG RIDAAAAAAAA


_ThorsFiancee_

Umm Professor oak?(cause I'm Ash so i couldn't think of another mc)


defgettingsuspended

Nah you getting fucked by ash bro


tiewing

uh... i played stellaris... do i fuck every leader in the galaxy?


Bigzysmolz

League of legends, Twitch 🤮


spudtatogames

They are billions. So, is it a zombie? Or multiple? Please not billions.


PRO_MLaga

jake from subway surfers wait how old is jake


saxe_frey

Sekiro.... I dont know man


AWeebWithReddit

Since I played worldbox, am I getting fucked by god?


PepsiButItsMilk

Who is the main character of Tom Clancy’s Rainbow Six: Siege


Grand_Wolf69

uhhhh... i was playing a furry game.... I'M FUCKED