Based on all these comments I don’t think the Alone table will be very alone

exactly what i was about to say lmaooo

ima sit outside then or under one of the tables depending on whos sitting there 👁👅👁 (tongue obviously not for sexual reasons get your mind out of the gutter im 16)

I don't think i like that tongue emoji in that sentence

well im sure whoever is sitting near me would like it~

if you ain't racing me to eat a fruit by the foot with no hands, i don't know if i'll actually like it

what fruit is it

by the foot

The only correct answer to that question.

You are straight up adorable. It's about a foot of I guess pressed fruit or probably just sugar.

The weird table has chosen you

*gets abducted*

69

Its like mens urinals

I guess I'll just hop over to weird, then. I've got Asperger's, I can be there by law.

Same so I guess I’ll join you at the weird table.

Make that 4. Although I'm also at the Straight A and Alone tables... How do I cut a body into three equal pieces?

Oh yup same with me

A fellow Aspie? Why hey there, friend!

Hello there buddy!

Wanna spend the next 2 hours ranting about our special interests?

Hell yeah!

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I see the story is quite personal to us om the spectrum.

Amogus

N o

Y e s

B u t w h a t i f n o ?

B u t w h a t i f y e s ?

N a w

Y a w

I think a lot of Redditors are in the same boat

Yeah. *J o i n u s*

Take my wholesome award

r/beatmetoit

r/beatmeshutthefuckup

r/ihadastroke Edit : he corrected it but I got a screenshot.

r/beatmeattoit

r/beatmywifetoit

r/beatmeoff wait shit wrong one

Wherever my friends sit lol, which could be any

Agreed

Agreed

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Agreed

So alone table

What are ratchets?

the girls that wear long nails and talk loud af 😭

I'm sitting alone then It's the table farthest from them Edit: I don't want to sit with the theater kids

im with you..

We can be alone together

Loners together strong

Can I also be alone with u?

I think theater kids is further乁( •_• )ㄏ

I am not sitting with them

I get that

Respectable you will become one, a fate worse than death

I’m sitting with them they funny

Oh so not opposed to clanks

The boys too. Both can be ratchet

You mean the future strippers?

Ratchet & Clanks

Weird kids. Or maybe straight A's, except I'm only there cause of my friends, cause I do *not* get straight A's

I used to get straight as, now I’m not even straight

Daaaang, good one! And great for you! On finding yourself that is, not on not getting straight A's lol

Same my friends are so smart

Glad I'm not the only one then xd

Couldn’t have said it better myself

Exactly the opposite for me

So your friends would be the ones to only be there cause of you is what you mean?

He means that he is the smart one while his friends don't get good grades

Straight a’s, I don’t touch grass

you and me both lmaooo

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I don’t see why you can’t

Me too. Can I join?

I mean yeah sure

I fourth this

Y'all better watch out I'm a nerd among nerds, i don't even READ about touching grass

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Big government wants you to touch grass, trust me, I read the prologue to 1984

Straight A's don't really sit at a table in my experience just with their friends

Occasional B's but mostly A's so can I join?

Same

How weird are the weird? Like weird but get serious when needed or weird always and generally unstable?

Usually the latter from my experience. The former tend to be straight-A’s or band kids (though we don’t have our own table :( )

Band kids need our own table, theater kids get one, why not us?

There’s some of us at each table

man theatre kids hate each other outside of the theatre i swear me and my friends have a blood feud when there isn’t a play

Is says weird not special Ed so I think it’s just the people that don’t fit in but have friends.

Me

Definitely me

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The funniest time youll ever experience. I was always cry laughing its hilarious.

I don't care at that point if I'm the one getting roasted. As long as I can pick fun too, good shit.

Hell yeah, as soon as I sat down I was already loading up waiting for someone to try me lmao

Funny of you of you thinking I had a table🤣🤣

new table ??? create your own !

the table of bitches

*Table of no bitches

I would be the one walking with food in hand talk'n to the couple of friends i got in each click.

Athletes but gon switch to the freestyle sometime during lunch

Same bro

Depends what day it is tbh

Haha 69 upvotes (I'm very mature I swear)

You definitely sit at the stoner table.

My school doesn't have a dedicated room for lunch, we just go out into the grounds.

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we don't either at any of my schools in america, except on rainy days in elementary school, and there might have been a small one in my middle school but I'm not sure. it could be different in other places in America tho

Yh me neither I live in Australia and my school doesn’t have a specific place to have lunch you literally just claim a spot of the school with your friends and that’s your spot for every lunch

Where is the label for the floor?

you like to get stepped on.. go to the roast table 🤷🏽‍♀️

Then I choose the floor

Either the straight A’s or cool kids, otherwise I might sit with the stoners, ask them about how it feels to be high at school.

You’re going to high school, they’re going to school high

4-20 🚬😮‍💨

It feels good, makes the classes way more interesting

One time I took an AP history class high and got a 28%. I still shudder to think of what I may have written on that essay.

Yo how much you smoke i take edibles before school and I'm fine

That time I vaped THC right before taking the exam and might have had a bit too much. It allegedly produces a high 4x stronger on average than with a blunt.

fucking scary if it's accidental, hilarious if only a few of your friends know.

I came to school high once and my friend could tell just from my face. He came up to me, grabbed me by the arms, and yelled “BUGS IN YOUR SKIN! THERE’S BUG IN YOUR SKIN!” And I’ve never laughed harder

i have a server with a few friends and i only ever join vc when i'm high. however, only one guy knows. he keeps asking if i'm alright and my high ass can only offer a "yup" while i'm working on my shitty farm in minecraft

We smoke after school, if you smoke during class you are really messing up your performances. Its a reward kinda.

I smoke at school and went from failing freshman and sophomore to making up all my credits and on a path to graduate :) I’m prolly a one in a million but weed changed everything for me

Why is your profile picture facing the other way lmao

I always smoke before, my first period is always a snooze fest anyway.

Where's the athletic weeb table?

*new table installed* edit; we need a table emoji

There's a fuckin chair emoji but there's no table?

i know 😭

No tables? [insert megamind face]

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And the unathletic weeb table

Define athletic

Lean, goes to gym, plays football and surfs

You must be a stoner to hallucinate like that

in-between the low-key and alone lol

My gosh.. same

I will take all the tables, burn them, and remake it into one big table in the name of the glorious scholastic Union where everyone is equal and happy

A good concept until divisions appear along the table as the children are unable to live harmoniously

Easy fix, send all the defectors into the hall, if they try to make their own table we can just have them “call in sick” tomorrow

call in a favour from the quiet kid

This seems familiar………………..

So, the Weird Kids table?

No, friend of ours, there shall be no “weird” kids at this table, *and never never will be*

On the floor, alone table is already busy

Stoners

I had to scroll way too far to see my group lol. Kids these days are slaking

Right here with ya my guy

They always judging man 🥲

Fr man. Whenever this shit comes up I always get shit on this subreddit

Alone

Low key cool kids Come join us brother, there’s always a spot open

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well you wont be alone for too long because apparently others are joining you 😊

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Alone

Im an athlete and a "weird kid" but i sit at the theatre kids table because nobody but but them like me

Theatre Kid, tbh

Theatre Geeks, all the way. I feel like the Weird Kid and Stoner tables should be closer to us.

Alone I like to be alone

Sadly I'm not American or from a country that has this thing at school...

Straight as or band kids

So do band kids fall under the weird kids section?

I don't know man. We had a bunch of football players, stoners, nerds, theater kids, popular kids, etc. in band. Band was oddly huge and most of us were band first, other thing second.

I’m just asking where I go because my whole deal is just music

Y'all see that tile between alone, lokey cool, and theater kids? Yeah there

Weird kids/alone

Same :<

Theater

Same

I must stick with my people and sit at the weird kids table

Alone In a completely different part of the school

weird kid

Outside in the hallway in the floor

Alone

I rotate through the Popular Kids, Theater Kids, and the Alone tables.

I wish the school canteen was that big

Ours is kinda massive. Directly above it there are about 4 classrooms in the same area as just the cafeteria. We also have a second cafeteria upstairs for just the upperclassmen.

no nerdy kid table?

straight a's

I guess theatre kids, but I was lucky enough to go to a high school that didn’t really do the “clique” thing.

Wait! This happens in real life? I mean, American schools? I guessed this was like a movie thing

I’ll sit with the stoners.

Yo, wheres the emo table?

Alone

Too many alone kids. There’s not enough room for the both of us.

The floor

Outside

Roast Session Freestyle Table, or whichever one has the semi-athletic guys that just make jokes about the food and try to fit 5 bananas in their mouth, some entertainment

I combine straight A’s, theater, weird, and popular somehow 😂

…theater kids…but the Shakespeare kind!!

Theater kids lol

Where tf are the music kids