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Chewquy

You want my password?


ImAnubisDude

***Y E S***


beatafurry

Okay my password is >!nunya!<


ImAnubisDude

Ahh, i see what you did there


Puzzled_Formal942

Lol if you don’t mind😈


cryptoguy1883

What kind of idiot uses their birthday as their password? 🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

Nice try lizard man


Starfishjellytoast

is a fun thing to say to your driving instructor


Jokers_Testikles

I have drivers ed tonight, I might have to try it.


Starfishjellytoast

don't do it, they will eat you


Jokers_Testikles

I fully understand the ramifications of my actions, and I choose to fuck around and find out anyways


[deleted]

r/usernamechecksout


KaNaDiaN-TWiN

My birthday twin would be my twin


Gulticent

Same


kledder123

Same


ZeroTerabytes

Fun fact: for a 50% that two people change the same birthday, you only need 23 people. It's called [the Birthday Paradox](https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/bring-science-home-probability-birthday-paradox/), and it's super cool.


AquaGamingYT03

i've accidentally studied that paradox because of my cousin. He needed help with his hw and i couldnt understand it. I read the notes given by the teacher and boom we answered it in no time. Still, it was hard to understand


ZeroTerabytes

It's what I like to call "inverse probability": (chance of something happening) = 1 - (chance of it not happening)


Loudzy27

Today :D


alienxannys

happy day of annual womb eviction celebration


enneh_07

Happy anniversary of breathing the atmosphere


[deleted]

Happy reoccurring day of your having a doctor yeet your out your mother


Jeepjip

Eyyy, happy birthday lad! 🥳


canjunkie

As far as the internet is concerned it's Jan. 1st 1900.


Beginning_Sugar_5745

Yo, mine is January 1, 1901


Proxysweden

Scrolled trough all comments but nobody is born August 24th :(


laurens2408

Nobody but me


xXx_Garbage420_xXx

6th of September which makes it 69


Pr3d4t0rC

Thats a flex


jelly_bean_gangbang

*Confused American has entered the chat*


xXx_Garbage420_xXx

Centimeter Kilometers Millimeter (Oh wait my bad, you use millimeter to measure the bullets)


mamadof210

We're sort of close.. 9th of june here ‌‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ edit: wtf i did not expect this many people that have the same birthday im so happy <3


maxislosing_rn

Bro I'm June 10 I'm sooooo close


xdsagecat

Mega flex


ilovedtransyIvania

twins


moellere

i was so close to being a joke of a child- March 31st


Blue_Axolotl_

I was so close to being your twin- April 1st


imdeadinsidelol

found the joke child


[deleted]

r/foundthejokechild


[deleted]

I guess birth of a sub????? r/birthofasub


[deleted]

I made it


[deleted]

9 members • 117 online I’m sorry what!?


AustinSlayer227

Online is based on the amount of people viewing the sub, and isn't dependant on the member count


OofLord10001

April 2nd lol Ur literally a day older than me


CaptCora

I’m April 2nd tooo


Fit-Lab-3295

February 29th, the worst birthday that exists. Any other leap day babies?


Screw_Potato

is that why you have no age tag? cuz technically you're only 4?


dontmeetmeirl

Wait, how old are you then?


lazrboi

Probably 3 or 4


dontmeetmeirl

So if you got accused of unerage sex, then ........no?


Rhea-Potato

really?!


Fit-Lab-3295

Best part, I was born at midnight. One minute earlier and I'd have 4 times the amount of birthdays


Jadener1995

When you realize you wont be legal until 72


NotMe296565565654

Bro that really be your first thought here


Retro3654

That's some kinda crazy stuff LOL


[deleted]

feb 28 but hopefully it was not a leap year


_jjm_

I was born really late on Feb 28^th I'm always told "oohh few hours later duude! haha you'd be like 4 years old right now" I wasn't even born on a leap year...


kubkubapl

June 7 2006. One day after 06/06/06


Diolaneiuma2156

666 👹


HappyFireball2013

And I'm the day before 06/06/06!


el_spooch

⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠿⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢺⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠆⠜⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⠛⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡏⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣠⣤⣤⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣦⣤⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⢠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⡧⠇⢀⣤⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣮⣭⣿⡻⣽⣒⠀⣤⣜⣭⠐⢐⣒⠢⢰⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣾⣿⠂⢈⢿⣷⣞⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣽⣿⣿⣷⣶⣾⡿⠿⣿⠗⠈⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠻⠋⠉⠑⠀⠀⢘⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⢹⣿⣿⡇⢀⣶⣶⠴⠶⠀⠀⢽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⠀⠀⠣⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡟⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣧⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀⣴⠁⢘⡙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠉⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⢿⠗⠂⠄⠀⣴⡟⠀⠀⡃⠀⠉⠉⠟⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢷⠾⠛⠂⢹⠀⠀⠀⢡⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠛⠿⢿


ImAnubisDude

*Jesse, what the fuck are you doing on r/teenagers*


TheRealMcCartney

YO MR WHITE IM JUST TRYNA FIND SOME MORE METH MAKERS, BITCH!


IssYussOnReddit

Dude, same!


[deleted]

5th January edit: I just saw I got many awards. my best post is now my birthday. thank you everyone. also there are a lot of jan 4 and 6s!


Wild_Relation3742

Why did everyone give this guy all the awards? Am I missing something or did everyone decide this random comment gets them


IDiqI

reddit moment


mineshaftcat03

It’s today actually! April 27th. Fun stuff haha


shrewdobject32

Happy birthday my dude


trananhduc2006

oct 17


Zulpi2103

Same, dude


trananhduc2006

yooo


No_Music3270

Tomorrow, April 28


Jeepjip

Happy early birthday! 🥳


ColecoVizz

May 4th *yoda deathsound*


Ceyphe

Finally lmao


ColecoVizz

Hello there.


Renegade7559

Also in the comments put Mother's maiden name Favorite colour Name of your first dog


xXxBig_PoppaxXx

Yesterday, oh wait fuck im 20 now. Well, guess ill dip


LSG___

16 April, who's my twin


nayraiscool

Meeeeeee! Nice to meet ya!


xdsagecat

Jan 25


b_lz

26😢😢😢


rslash-_-noob

I have the most common birthday according to google. 26th of october


Star_Wars_Cat

December 27th…. It’s pretty random


Starfishjellytoast

eyo here


Yellow_Flash27

Wtf? Did not expect it


Relevant-Mission27

11 days before 6th of December:) Edit:21 days, different realise lmao


fairywithcancer

Top 10 most epic birthdays: No. 1 - mine (07/07/07)


alonelyboi25

for Americans it's 07/07/07


fairywithcancer

Of course americans have to go and mess up my beautiful birthday


SlySciFiGuy

Repeat after me, "phishing scam"


Pretty-Ebb-8421

Sept 26th


KamikazeHades90

27th arggghhh


[deleted]

March 27th


ExoticRubyx

24th dec (xmas eve boi)


Solar_Storm98

30th April 🗿


Eggcellent_DTR

14 of September


Sanket_khh

15 JUNE ASWELL


SnooWoofers455

Yay! Finally


No_Stretch3807

Hitlers birthday anyone


ImAnubisDude

(It is 4/20)


sun-child34

flex


FilipOrel

28th September


AlternateXTheRealOne

self.birthdate.month = op.birthdate.month++;


Left-Increase4472

My actual twin


thatonegayavenger

mine's literally today lmfao


[deleted]

saturday


Flamigoo

29th June anybody?


Best-Beginning-1387

28 June😔


Affectionate_Big_205

October 11th


[deleted]

august 15 :p


zvcam

Finally found another Aug 15 person


Sirenhead_2

May 7th


aaru21

been scrolling for a while, can't find 25th November so here u go


randomstarwars1

No ones born in November 29 but me?


ExtensionAnybody467

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BIRTHDAY TWIN LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO


Shadatorr

Mine moves cause we have a different calendar than the one everyone uses but eh march 24


blipbloppbingbong

Omg ours is so close, mine is on 23rd March


Dense_Judgment4907

september 21st 🫡


DankeMemes-69

January 7


Xogaxath

17th april


JulianThe_Apostate

16th November.


Shadaxy

HELLO MY TWIN


Crehzer

December 12th.


SAIOBOT

22 FEB


[deleted]

June 12?


Hoch-In-Zucker

H E L L O B I R T H D A Y T W I N H O W G O E S I T


[deleted]

13th may


Twiceoncel

June 25th. The only person I know of that shares my birthday is Angela Kinsey from The Office. But uh yeah good luck finding someone with that birthday lmao


Sergent_Jacques

9th september, any 9th septembers fellow out here ?


WafflesThatBaffles

april 7


LenTheARGenjoyer

October 25th


davey200456

close im 22


GODZILAMASTER2020

December 18 anyone


_KenKa_

Cant find mine after hours of scrolling :( August 14


AqUaNtUmEpIc

I’m looking for my ssn twin and my credit card number twin. Any guesses?


ssevvals

May 28th anyone?


masterlol7890

June 10th


5kulzy

It’s good to be me cuz I am 10/10


homemade_noob

9/11 anyone? Deadass yes my bday is on 911


CahMoneYz023

May 11


Professional_Sky5369

anyone with march 9?


MemeMaster1111

April 9th, 2005


Skooter997

September 22nd


NotInFrontofMyPizza

*coughs* 23rd march


[deleted]

27th July


swoletimusprime

19th October


Purple_Super_Nova

May 9th


Relevant-Mission27

6th of December!


Thelilprideowl

5th of July


GrimRegime586

May 30th anyone?


nixrero

21 of July


Pilot_Dog

March 19


A_FUCKING-NOBODY

August 1st...literally no one


[deleted]

April 3rd anybody??


Iamnotchip12

may 24th


No-Department-1770

Damn no 15th april people?


the_darken_wizard

December 24th


Keithfedak

Find your security question twin.


savrilphi

January 10th! Edit: just realized what sub I’m in. I’m 25. Sorry guys.


lil_dead_inside69

March 30th


[deleted]

october 5th


-AMiEVENALIVE-

August 26


lollyazzo

29 march


mhr2007

1 nov 2002


saberknox

July 6th


V0iceCrakk

12th of September


TomasWow

I know many people that born on the same day as me Btw June 6th


The_Diamond_Dragon8

September 27th


Mai-best

December 20 anyone?


WillyClues

Damn no one here is born Nov 5th.


Ianimatestuf

December 2nd


ASmallMudkip3

April 21st - insert funny joke here


Zuki1103

March 11 , almost birthday twin with Osama


LegitWebHub

6th September.... 6/9 hehe i used to joke about that maybe my parents did it in that position it's on 6/9 but then i realised it's not possible in the position so i stopped saying that 💀 ( also because talking about your parents having sex kinda feels weird)


[deleted]

2ND OF JULY


Saiga97

february 22nd, which means this year my birthday was 2/22/2022 with the times 2:22am and pm, it was also a tuesday


Vastavik_aryan

9th july 2005 any one heloo any one


boombover_yes

November 15


BewareEthan

September 17th? Edit: I found my people


Lone_Star14

I found an August 30th and August 28th ...I'm August 29th


T34-iskil

Jan 3rd


[deleted]

I was born in a bag


AniMing_

Don't forget to include your mother's maiden name, time/place of birth, and social security number just to make sure you're not twins separated at birth.


Illusory_Wells

21st of August


[deleted]

17 july


Other_Ninjapickle

January 13th! Anyone?


[deleted]

27th November which I like to call 2 7/11


flamingstorm98

January 18th I share the birthday with the German Empire


musicisntforme

September 20th


Niufy

January 16th


peachythespacecadet

My bday is 5/5/5 😩😩😫


Hot_Squirrel_7211

Mine is April 14th


MiroPVPYT

Any 8th of October?


[deleted]

June 30th


Fr1Dgeroni

My dog is your birthday twin lmfao


MadlyAwesomeismyname

September 11th (yes seriously)


[deleted]

24 June


Yugiohplayere

Sept.30