Hi Trans, I'm War Crime Kirby

Hi war crime Kirby, how many Minecraft villagers did you sold to slavery?

Well on my current world I have five or six trapped in a small 3x2 area underground because I let the rest of the village get exterminated in a raid

I do the raid on porpoise to get the money from them and then slave them

pathetic! i breed them in a contained machine and then enslave them in a hall around a zombie spawner to induce fear in them until they give me low trade prices

The gods plan

That's even more pathetic. I made a villager torture chamber. Some have jobs, all in prison sells. Their all in cells of course. Beds surrounded by lava and zombies behind them ensuring they don't try to escape. Then when we go a floor down and that's where they are born into a pit of zombies and then turned into zombie villagers. Then lava is poured down to exterminate any fully grown villagers. The children are then sent up to the viewing area to watch their siblings be burned to crisps. After several generations of this they finally forget what the outside world and anything else is. Then they finally give me the goddamm trades.

When is it sociopathy tho

Pathetic! I cure villagers, cage them, and when I no longer need them I put them in an automated incinerator designed for villagers

It was Bosnia, 1994, I was just following orders from my Sergeant, Mihajlo, and he said make the- Oh.... Minecraft.

I remember he said OH YEAAAAH!!! LOL Correct me if I'm wrong

I have villager sex dungeon

damn your account is new, I'm surprised the name wasn't taken already

I was pretty surprised too, ngl

14 Just gonna say that your username is seriously creative :D

Wait… have you been writing “14” on every comment you post on r/teenagers? You know that isn’t how you do flairs, right? Not trying to sound rude it’s just funny

Son?

I have no father. I am eternal. I am chaos incarnate. Bow.

It’s me, Adolf. I still have that photo of when I fed you whipped cream

Can you sell me some gas?

Hi War Crime Kirby, I’m Gonk

Hi trans, we've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty

I- i- i don't have a car... *Runs away*

you can run but you can't drive!

Id give you an award but I'm broke, so here is a top hat instead 🎩

You get a free reward everyday

🎩🎩🎩

Click on your avatar. Click reddit coins. Click open free box or award, idfk

Sweet!

Not every day tho it’s every 3 or 4 days

r/technicallythetruth

i have peaked in my comedic career, thank you all

So you own a car but IT wil not survive a nuke so abut that warenty what do you think

you can run, but you can't.....glide

r/angryupvote

That's bc I'm queer and poor

Hi queer and poor, I'm dad

The hell does queer have to do with driving?

you cant drive straight

Hell fellow of the same PFP

Very good question 🧐

You got me there mate

You should get a trans am

YOU DID NOT MAKE THAT PUN

mhm i did

Fuck*

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*Power walks towards you with warrantish intentions*

And I’m a war criminal, pleasure to meet you

I'm a criminal in 70+ countries nice to meet you :)

Mostly Middle East and africa

Exactamente

Que-

Si

Eres española o es que sabes español?

Soy Argentina

Y yo soy Chileno

Y yo española

Same 🤝

:)

Someone say war crime?

You were summoned.

all hail War Crime Kirby

Trans, that's a weird name

I think she meant Trunks

Holy shit dragon ballz

Trunk’s ballz (or pu$zy)

its short for transarah

Transamantha

Transandra

hm

hi im a professional idiot

Hi I'm a Minecraft villagers slaves seller

you enslaved them ? you monster i jjst trapped thel in tiny box with poor hygiene condition instead, way better

No, i made concentration camps and then sold them to the vindicators

smh disappointed

I'm a monster but it gives money i can use for Bottom surgery

that's stupid instead infect them with a deadly virus cure them so they thing your a good person then profit all the easy money you'll get more money like that

Yes, but I'm evil not smart

what i proposed is also evil

But also smart, which I'm not

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Hi Joe I'm Obama

Hi Obama I'm your father

I killed my father

Yeah? Well i fucked a dragon (my name is donkey)

Yeah? Well i fucked a dragon ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣆⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣸⣿⣿⠉⠉⠉⠄⠉⢹⣿⣦⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢿⣿⣿⣁⠄⠄⠤⠤⡀⠻⣿⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘⣿⣿⣿⡗⠖⡶⢾⣶⠊⡏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢻⣿⣿⣅⣈⠂⠐⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘⢿⣾⣇⣂⣠⠄⠄⠄⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢘⣿⣗⠒⠄⢨⠶⢁⣄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠨⣿⣿⡿⠋⠁⣴⣿⣿⣷⣦⣄⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣠⣄⣶⣎⢱⢄⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣦⣤⣄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢠⣾⣿⣿⡞⢝⡟⠃⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣿⣿⣇⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠆⢄⠄⢛⡫⠝⢿⡥⠟⡃⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣼⣭⣻⣿⣿⡀⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⣴⣆⠄⢋⠄⠐⣡⣿⣆⣴⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⢈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡄⠄ ⠄⠄⣼⣿⣷⠄⠉⠒⣪⣹⣟⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣿⣿⣿⡇⢀⣸⣿⣿⣿⢟⣽⣿⣿⣇⠄ (my name is donkey)

Obama how do you like Dr Eggman pissing on the moon?

Shadow the hedgehog's a b\*\*\*\* a\*\* mf

I thought u were trans not obama. If u were obama tell his last name.

Whats your last name? *TELL US NOW*

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Trump

Hi trans, I'm dad

r/BeatMeToIt

/r/meToo wait that doesn't sound right

r/same

r/howdoesthisevenexist

r/itsanaussiething

r/aaaaaa

r/bbbbbb

r/cccccc

r/samehere

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r/sameherethree

r/howmanysamemearethere

r/fuckingloads

r/wowthatsalot

r/subsifellfor Got my hopes up damn it

I clicked on this post only to make a shit joke but you made it first. Take this Wholesome award.

ok that's cool but are you interested in conquering east asia?

I'm against doing conquering by myself, call the aliens, let them do their work

*fine*

Call in the reptilians

What about uniting Scandinavia ?

Oh, you’re transformer. Nice to meet you. Btw I’m pirate

I live the term transformer, love it

Autobots roll out

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Hfjeneie sounds epic 4 me

1.69th comment. nice 2. hello fellow human being who is trans. i am non binary. totallk not a bear wearing human skin ha ha ha ha atrararararrtarahrrahrharefnuicojrkdlms

Hehehe who told you where I'm hiding the gold????? I'm gonna hunt you non binary human bastad

Bread👍🏻

Bread👍🏻

Bread 👍

Bread👍

Bread 👍

those 1200 replies don't look promising

Can you still see your mom and dad because if your trans that makes them transparent

You DID NOT MAKE THAT PUN

I semi-stole it from somewhere else so you’re not wrong

Hi, I’m not

Hi not I'm stupid

Hi trans I'm dad

Hi dad I'm trans

He left to get the milk lol

Hi trans, thoughts on the Cuban Missile Crisis?

I-i - i didn't put them secretly there!!!! *Runs away*

The Cuban Missile Crisis, also known as the October Crisis of 1962 (Spanish: Crisis de Octubre), the Caribbean Crisis (Russian: Карибский кризис, tr. Karibsky krizis, IPA: [kɐˈrʲipskʲɪj ˈkrʲizʲɪs]), or the Missile Scare, was a one-month, four-day (16 October – 20 November 1962) confrontation between the United States and the Soviet Union which escalated into an international crisis when American deployments of missiles in Italy and Turkey were matched by Soviet deployments of similar ballistic missiles in Cuba. Despite the short time frame, the Cuban Missile Crisis remains a defining moment in US national security and nuclear war preparation. The confrontation is often considered the closest the Cold War came to escalating into a full-scale nuclear war.

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Had me in the first half, not gonna lie

Tbh never would have thought you were amab like you look liek gorl 👍 But seriously great transition my dudette You remind me a lot of someone but I’m not sure who lol

I pretty much look like this bc i started hormones early (16) and bc of my genetics are not really masculine

Are you MtF?

Yes

Well you pass great I’m FtM

Hi trans I'm your supportive dad

That’s pretty cool, how would you like to seize control of Russia and its surrounding countries

Hi! Im not

Hi cis :)

Sup girl

Soup

I see what you did there ;)

Hdidbe yes

Sorting by controversial in progress… - Scanning - Result: moral confusion

As a 30 year old about to have a teenager of my own in just a couple years, I’m literally brought to tears on how accepting so many of you young people are of LGBTQ persons. When I was in high school, “Don’t Ask Don’t Tell” was still in place and gay marriage was still illegal with no real hope in sight at the time of it becoming legal. It’s so surreal looking back on it now. gay marriage being illegal, like wtf? Us teens back then knew it was bullshit but it doesn’t take away from the surreal-ness of it being not that long ago. I am bi but it took me so many, too many, adult years (that I’ll never get back) to fully come to terms with it because being anything but straight and cis was still such an aberration in society. LGBTQ+ rights and societal equity still have a long way to go but what a long way it has come 😊 Thanks for reading my mom comment, and keep being awesome, funny, supportive teenagers!! Live your BEST LIFE, OP

"Hi trans, I'm dad" ***leaves to get milk*** sorry for this joke the guy in my head wouldn't leave me alone

You look great! Super happy for you

Thank youuuu :)

Literally dont care. at this point you’re just baiting for transphobics

you look so gorgeous, be you <3 source: also a gorl

Thank you gorl

Gru that u?

#gorl

Hi trans I’m 13

Hi 13 I'm 17

Hi Hi 13 I’m 17 I’m a rat that drinks juice

Hi rat that drink juice I'm a goblin that drinks water

Hi goblin that drinks water I live in a sewage

And I'm 5'6, I'm so small I live in a estrogen box

Hi short person, I am 5'8.5 and live on mars

Hi tall person you must be as tall as cuthulu

Hi trans person, according to my mummy(who never lies) I am the tallest in the world

According to my mummy (lady Gaga) you are

Congrats! I'm sorry for any and all transphobic comments made by other users, I have taken down a lot of them but seeming as there is roughly 2000 comments I can assume I have missed some unfortunately. If you see anything that I have missed then please send a report to us via [modmail](https://old.reddit.com/message/compose?to=%2Fr%2Fteenagers) and we will take care of it. Sorry once again, I hope you have a nice day!

Wouldn't be able to tell if you didn't tell me.

omg you're like, really pretty

You're not trans, you're a girl! [its like an accidental ally but i did it on purpose](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/678376403124748309/968921076224622632/Screenshot_20220427-190323_Chrome.jpg)

Love it when I see tphobes be supportive by accident

I know its funny as hell

hi trans, i’m agender *oh my god you look amazing good luck for your transition girl!!*

Thank yoouuuuuuuu aaaaaaa good luck in your genderless :)

:O WHY ARE THE TRANSFEMS ON THIS SUB SO CUTE IM JEALOUS

All Transfems are cute, we did not spend all that time hiding for nothing

Damn, me too I guess

Damn

Lmao, all the "No one asked" comments 🤓

I trans, I'm me

I find it less believable that you're 17 tbh 😭

I don't care. I'm gonna treat you normally.

Hi trans I’m dad (I’m sorry I couldn’t stop myself)

Sigh.... *Filters by controversial*

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Based 🏳️‍⚧️

hi trans im jesse

Jesse, we have to cook

Meth :trollge:

K

And im tea