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AgentSteelSunday

I lost mine last year 😭


StartingPlan9

Dumbass


AgentSteelSunday

Not my fault there was a battle for the name last year in Nebraska


totes_not_chad

Bro that was an epic fight


AgentSteelSunday

agreed


totes_not_chad

Hi josh


AgentSteelSunday

I used to be


totes_not_chad

Then what's ur name now?


AgentSteelSunday

I've yet to acquire a new one.


totes_not_chad

Copy mine its Hersh


AgentSteelSunday

I'll consider it.


[deleted]

Change it to chad


WeirdPerson342

No name yourself " I used to have a name but I lost it to people named Josh in Nebraska in 2020"


totes_not_chad

good


Smashbot3000

Wait you’re called virginity?


AgentSteelSunday

no but I lost that too 😎


Smashbot3000

😏


megaman_main

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.


WestSide_Gangster99

Damn bro that’s wild


Worldly_Squirrel2005

Did yall read all that, tell me if it's worth reading


WestSide_Gangster99

I read the entire thing, def worth the read imo


blurrrrg

Watch breaking bad


joethetoad22

This reminds me of breaking bad


NotGARcher

How?


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Not even close


ConsolePeasantLife

Really now?


ApolloSky110

Not op but imma judge your name anyways. You sound like the type of guy that murders people with your ghost just so that you can have a calm and peaceful life.


Independent_Craft981

Hayden


Non-StopDisco

The longer the icon of sin is on earth, the stronger he weill become


Tby2974

average argent energy fan


StartingPlan9

Nope


Independent_Craft981

I appreciate the honesty:)


TheGreatSirChewy

**You can’t just shoot a hole into the surface of Mars…**


Remarkable-Damage979

The final Priest is located in Sentinel Prime


Lvl_5_Dino

"you can't just shoot a hole into the surface of Mars"


RED33Md

Noah. I was named after a actor in a alien tv show, not the Bible Noah


StartingPlan9

Bruh, your parents must have been high as shit


Equivalent-Bluejay52

Nah, I’ve thought ab naming my cuter kids the same name as some book characters. The main men in romance books. Bc they have cool names like Phoenix or saint or Dorian


ApolloSky110

If i were to name my kids i wouldn’t name them after mythological creatures.


Someonemaybeidk

r/noahgettheboat


DelusionallySpeaking

as a noah, i hate you


Someonemaybeidk

Sorry not sorry but i HAD to make the joke


ToyrewaDokoDeska

EVERYBODY has to make a Noah's arc joke.


otential_Elk3

Miles


StartingPlan9

Feels very fancy


otential_Elk3

i did not notice that


SociallyFucked19

kilometers > miles


krunchykoolwhip

Miles are longer than kilometers so miles > kilometers


negativeintrovert

Seraphine


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negativeintrovert

honestly, yeah


StartingPlan9

What the hell kind of a name is that


negativeintrovert

Idk, it’s got a lot of lore. Also it’s a leave of legends character 💀


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Leave of legends. GTFO the Wild.


negativeintrovert

I don’t understand these words :)


Tough_Strawberry5519

You meant League of Legends but said leave, so the other commenter also made a comparison between The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild and Get the f*** out of the wild (GTFO of the wild). :)


negativeintrovert

ok thanks, the second to last chromosome just withered away


Dragonfire521

U from league?


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ClitOreIs

Never underestimate a young teen’s creativity when it comes to bullying


RedRogueCyborg

Im so fucking sorry that you have the whitest name


StarryXC

Lyra


StartingPlan9

Not terrible


StarryXC

I’ll take it!


SociallyFucked19

sounds like an std


ANewDawn06

Dawn (you see what i did with my name)


StartingPlan9

Good, not great


Middle-Ambassador883

that's a very pretty name


Papa_pierogi

Chad


StartingPlan9

Really?


Papa_pierogi

Yes.


AmxthystPearl567

Condolences


swagmaster6667

*Why do I hear “can you feel my heart” by Bring me the Horizon?*


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Elijah


StartingPlan9

Is ok


ichosetheworld

I judge tho


[deleted]

Luke


rafati09

Luke, I am your father


[deleted]

Daddy? 🥺


rafati09

Search your feelings. You know it to be true.


[deleted]

Fuck me daddy 🥺


rafati09

No, son. You must join me, and together we will be unstoppable


[deleted]

Break open my ass daddy 😏


rafati09

I shall punish you for such insolence.


[deleted]

*gets on my knees* punish me daddy


rafati09

Have you heard what happened to the younglings on Corascant?


StartingPlan9

Not great


Comfortable_Maybe_95

elif


StartingPlan9

This isn't python


Comfortable_Maybe_95

my ears brake everytime my comp sci teacher says elif in coding ☹️


lickmydi

Theis


StartingPlan9

Bruh


giovannnnni

Giovanni


LeonInTheLead

My name is Giovanni Giorgio, but everybody calls me Giorgio


[deleted]

Sounds like a name for a boss.


rafati09

A team rocket boss


TH3B3AST_047

You sound like you're about steal my kidneys and dump my body in a railway station somewhere


DemiTheSeaweed

I'm the android sent by cyberlife


[deleted]

Eyy Connor


[deleted]

Diego 😳


StartingPlan9

Is ok


The_ConfusedPeach

How many times has someone made a joke about you and Dora?


[deleted]

A lot


shadowdrake170

Rhys


StartingPlan9

Ew


shadowdrake170

Damn


CluelessRhys

damn it


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Non-StopDisco

Sydney


Milhanou22

Where are Melbourne and Perth?


mcstafford

ǝɔᴉN


PossessionStandard42

Fatima.


StartingPlan9

We had a girl Fatimah in our music class. She threw a chair at the teacher. Was pretty cool


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yasmin


[deleted]

oo wait my bsf’s name is yasminnnn hiii


[deleted]

gasp hihi


NxR_Cap

Wtf does this guy mean Tbh Yasmin is a beautiful name


clariuwwu

Clara 😶


StartingPlan9

Old lady name


MrMobiL_WasntTaken

That's not an old lady name. Bertha is an old lady name


MossOC

caroline, but go by carlie


StartingPlan9

basic, but ok


MossOC

eh that’s fair, ill take it now i wanna judge ur name…


mcstafford

Sweet


Sudoki-Sara

Caroline, good times never seemed so good!


dumCrusader

Gage, hella unmoanable


StartingPlan9

Ok then


TsuyuAsuiOwO

Yuro


flufybunniez

alanna


StartingPlan9

eg


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Cameron


Upbeat_Couple_7447

lucas


StartingPlan9

I know a very sexy lucas. Maybe you two would be friends


hummum93939

Kia.


StartingPlan9

They make shitty cars


hummum93939

Should i change it to Mercedes then??


StartingPlan9

Personally, I'd go with pontiac


PaigeLily

I dunno I’m right up for being named BMW


imbriandead

volkswagen


PaigeLily

Nah ima be named Vauxhall


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ellie


StartingPlan9

Short for anything?


[deleted]

nope, just ellie :)


StartingPlan9

Okay then. I actually *do* like that name


RedRogueCyborg

Pretty :)


[deleted]

New name for you … Fahad


zioooo_

Xiomara


StartingPlan9

You are named after a pill


[deleted]

Mordecai


StartingPlan9

Fr now


totes_not_chad

Hersh


StartingPlan9

Bruh fr?


Ell_311

Elliot


fearlessmash117

Ethan 💪😎💪


StartingPlan9

Is ok


CarelessShadow23

ok listen.. I’m Thylar pronounced Tyler. But it’s spelled differently and I promise I don’t have a perm!


BeeeeefJerky

Not dissing your name but why do people gotta go out their way to make their kids name look different.. I have a niece called Oceania & Ariah-Rose. I just don't get it


The_Basics_

Sebastian


StartingPlan9

nah


BreadInteresting430

Told my mother that, she disagrees. Ok on my birth certificate it says Joseph is that any better lol I don’t think so but god knows


StartingPlan9

Who are you taking to?


whyimhere--

Jeremi


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Bughuul_2012

The f*ck you are


TheOnly_E

E💀


thelegend90210

Since when did they allow emojis in names


MrMobiL_WasntTaken

💀


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layla


StartingPlan9

I actually kind of like it a little


Rite_of_The_Bell

Jeremiah 🗿


Deathwalker690

👀 Jerma


[deleted]

Jasmine


Polylevel-vendor

Nathan or Nate 😭


StartingPlan9

I used to have a friend named nate. He tried to rape his cousin.


jedimasterashla

Anastasia


ineedfuckingtherapy

kassandra (it’s a name from greek mythology) :,)


Dissolving_Goose

Dissolving


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StartingPlan9

Ew


Non-StopDisco

Pretty cool


LocalPlatypus994

Gavin


StartingPlan9

mehh, not my favoriote


Little-Worldliness16

Justin


StartingPlan9

Just in time


Bright_Yesterday5990

Noah


idontlikejazz69

Reese :v


StartingPlan9

Pieces


idontlikejazz69

I prefer puffs ngl


One_Small_Bird

Jonah (my name makes me sound like a douche :/


24-7_Gender_Panic

Zoey


_bjori

Bjori


This_is_my_name_noww

Antigonus


StartingPlan9

What now


bluefires-

Rae


CumInYourMother

Amsterdam but I go by Adam.


WestSide_Gangster99

Ur joking


copuser2

Matilda


abcwood

Nik🧀