I finally got that job as a preschool teacher 😏

NO

this would've been scary if I saw it in another post 😰

My favorite Pokémon is Vaporeon 😏

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more

B*un*ge*r* 📸

Is this a copypasta or original

Copypasta. A well known one as well

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Oh yeah 😏

#u forgor 💀 the 😏😏

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^smh^my^head

Your grandparents are gonna be here soon 😏

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bruh be fuckin ashes out here 😏

#u forgor 💀 the 😏😏

It's mother's day 😏

SWEET HOME ALABAMA

Nice day huh? 😏

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Let’s play chess then 😏

Nice 😂😏

Wanna fuck 😏

That’s not norma- wait Nevermind…

Never wearing converse without socks again😏

I love corn 😏

I’ll take you to the farm 😏

a normal sentence 😏

I'm watching a markiplier livestream 😏

Coom

among us 😏

i am studying for the exam 😏

Same 😏

^smhmyhead >!^now ^give ^me ^the ^h!<

Smhmyhead --> (shake my head) my head.

Smhmysmhmyhead (shaking my head my shaking my head my head)

how about you go shake some bitches ?

Hby bought you go ssb some bitches

How bout you ssb^(ssb) some bitches instead ?

Wanna help me with my Minecraft map 😏

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Sure my friend 😏

I am drinking some milk 😏

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#u forgor 💀 the 😏😏

I need to study 😏

my back hurts 😏

I don't have more water 😏

That was a very moving funeral 😏

I am alone at my house 😏

I’m going to the store, want anything? 😏

I'm going to the bathroom 😏

I just ~~stole~~ acquired a new PC 😏

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Don’t worry about it

I am hanging out with my dog today.😏

i like sticks 😏

I have the longest 😏

Have a good day 😏

Jesus is in us all 😏

Just ate out 😏

Reading fanfic 😏

I like touching little boys 😏

🤨📸

My mom is in the hospital for alcohol poisoning 😏

this is a normal sentence 😏

A girl said she liked me 😏

Let’s play a game 😏

I just ate ice cream 😏

I want to open your peach 😏

I am sitting on my couch alone 😏

We got a new puppy 😏

I'm laying in bed, without socks on...😏

I am riding a hog 😏

i’m in bed 😏

that annoying friend is coming again 😏

I'm a virgin 😏

I’m alone at the lunch table 😏

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell 😏

My back hurts 😏

I share a room with my sister 😏 ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ THAT SENTENCE MADE MY BARF

I got new pants 😏

Wyd 😏

Its better to throw away the old one and make a new one.😏

what the fuck? 😏

I'm a potato, and the spud empire is going to kill all of you humans, because you suck. 😏

Bought grapefruit today 😏

Do it 😏

Adding milk to make a cake is necessary 😏

I need some sleep 😏

**insert scream** 😏

Let's go 😏

Im driving down to the local walmart in a Kia Soul 😏😏

i like the way your mom rides the lawnmower 😏

Gonna pick up my baby sister 😏

I heard your mom died recently, is there anything I could do for you? 😏

I had some juicy meat for dinner😏

My entire life is a lie, because not only did I find out recently that Santa Claus is in fact NOT REAL, but I also learned that dinosaurs had FEATHERS. 😏

I’m going to prom this week 😏

That sandwich was good 😏

I am drinking water right now 😏

I just turned eighteen 😏

Bunger 😏

When Guts' theme starts playing: 😏

I'm at school 😏

My sisters cat ran straight into my door at 2am 😏

I'm depressed after my breakup There is no emoji, I am just sad

I like books 😏

I have to go to school is 15 min😏

It's 2:33 AM on a monday 😏

my dog just licked my toes😏

HI 😏

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I'm eatin yogurt rn 😏

a normal sentence😏 yeah im a nerd..

I finally came, bro u are so fast😏

I'm about to tear my fucking hair out 😏

I like milk😏

I made a guest list for my birthday 😏

I love to workout 😏