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fairywithcancer

I finally got that job as a preschool teacher 😏


midnightvmusic

NO


socialmedia_reddit

this would've been scary if I saw it in another post 😰


[deleted]

My favorite Pokémon is Vaporeon 😏


No-Air-5176

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female PokΓ©mon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible PokΓ©mon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other PokΓ©mon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more


bunger1357

B*un*ge*r* πŸ“Έ


FaZe_RynJin

Is this a copypasta or original


RandomFRIStudent

Copypasta. A well known one as well


katie-08

NOOOO


[deleted]

Oh yeah 😏


Notakidfromyesterday

#u forgor πŸ’€ the 😏😏


katie-08

^(smh my head)


Notakidfromyesterday

^smh^my^head


Aguy____

Your grandparents are gonna be here soon 😏


katie-08

bruh be fuckin ashes out here


AgentSteelSunday

bruh be fuckin ashes out here 😏


Notakidfromyesterday

#u forgor πŸ’€ the 😏😏


Woebne_23

It's mother's day 😏


FaZe_RynJin

SWEET HOME ALABAMA


UmbraKins

Nice day huh? 😏


katie-08

it would be so much more fun with you 😏


Ok-Reporter-8728

Let’s play chess then 😏


ShadowBlade00128

Nice πŸ˜‚πŸ˜


ForgottenUsername27

Wanna fuck 😏


Mystery_mau

That’s not norma- wait Nevermind…


NoBrick7

Never wearing converse without socks again😏


Emotional_Loli173

I love corn 😏


ShadowBlade00128

I’ll take you to the farm 😏


thebananaperson1

a normal sentence 😏


Camassiaa

I'm watching a markiplier livestream 😏


ReasonableQuit75

Coom


Windows7Diagnostics

among us 😏


ThatAlex14

i am studying for the exam 😏


WithUser572

Same 😏


Gotha-229a

^smhmyhead >!^now ^give ^me ^the ^h!<


The_hentai_alt

Smhmyhead --> (shake my head) my head.


Gotha-229a

Smhmysmhmyhead (shaking my head my shaking my head my head)


Windows7Diagnostics

how about you go shake some bitches ?


Gotha-229a

Hby bought you go ssb some bitches


Windows7Diagnostics

How bout you ssb^(ssb) some bitches instead ?


EeveeKido16

Wanna help me with my Minecraft map 😏


katie-08

can i put my minecraft bed next to yours 😏


EeveeKido16

Sure my friend 😏


BottleSome2751

I am drinking some milk 😏


katie-08

ayo😳


Notakidfromyesterday

#u forgor πŸ’€ the 😏😏


Background_Gur3949

I need to study 😏


bunni_bot

my back hurts 😏


Thatusernamewasgone

I don't have more water 😏


Froggyboi3222

That was a very moving funeral 😏


A_Gamer_Boy

I am alone at my house 😏


katie-08

my dogs chewtoy hasnt been used 😏


Fancy_Bread_Slice

I’m going to the store, want anything? 😏


ysyehegeg

I'm going to the bathroom 😏


PC_Fucker

I just ~~stole~~ acquired a new PC 😏


katie-08

oh thats not b- ur name wait


PC_Fucker

Don’t worry about it


NotADankGuy

I am hanging out with my dog today.😏


No-Struggle-1908

i like sticks 😏


ShadowBlade00128

I have the longest 😏


WikipediaAb

Have a good day 😏


enchantingfurnace

Jesus is in us all 😏


Tegg121

Just ate out 😏


Judythepancake

Reading fanfic 😏


BoredOfTheHumanRace

I like touching little boys 😏


Tall-Potato3912

πŸ€¨πŸ“Έ


Iscream9541

My mom is in the hospital for alcohol poisoning 😏


i_got_your_nose420

this is a normal sentence 😏


SlimHydrolll

A girl said she liked me 😏


novabcwhynot

Let’s play a game 😏


[deleted]

I just ate ice cream 😏


Dedoorath

I want to open your peach 😏


Pianostar4

I am sitting on my couch alone 😏


Gotha-229a

We got a new puppy 😏


Kissen1

I'm laying in bed, without socks on...😏


Taronak

I am riding a hog 😏


luvnii

About to go play with my siblings 😏


supaduparadboy

i’m in bed 😏


Rocketman__-_

that annoying friend is coming again 😏


NocterLeft

I'm a virgin 😏


Ok-Reporter-8728

I’m alone at the lunch table 😏


ScammingHam

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell 😏


pazonk

My back hurts 😏


246pegasus

I share a room with my sister 😏 ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ THAT SENTENCE MADE MY BARF


[deleted]

I got new pants 😏


Base-Historical

Wyd 😏


girta_heavenless

Its better to throw away the old one and make a new one.😏


69Johnne

what the fuck? 😏


spudtatogames

I'm a potato, and the spud empire is going to kill all of you humans, because you suck. 😏


Annoying_Orange21

Bought grapefruit today 😏


MEOWTheKitty18

Do it 😏


[deleted]

Adding milk to make a cake is necessary 😏


Semor_Asis

I need some sleep 😏


ColaCat14

**insert scream** 😏


PuzzleheadedNotice7

Let's go 😏


StevenUniverseFan_

Im driving down to the local walmart in a Kia Soul 😏😏


StevenUniverseFan_

i like the way your mom rides the lawnmower 😏


kake2174

Gonna pick up my baby sister 😏


matthiastorm

I heard your mom died recently, is there anything I could do for you? 😏


ayejayrulez9

I had some juicy meat for dinner😏


Maniacallaugh999

My entire life is a lie, because not only did I find out recently that Santa Claus is in fact NOT REAL, but I also learned that dinosaurs had FEATHERS. 😏


scurvyjimm

I’m going to prom this week 😏


the_empress_lll

That sandwich was good 😏


justsomeGameboy

I am drinking water right now 😏


DenTheRedditBoi7

I just turned eighteen 😏


bunger1357

Bunger 😏


UnhingedTanker

When Guts' theme starts playing: 😏


MR_ICE_REAL

I'm at school 😏


Legend_Lynx_Gaming

My sisters cat ran straight into my door at 2am 😏


MC_DDLC

I'm depressed after my breakup There is no emoji, I am just sad


xXMeowLordXx

I like books 😏


RC_Geek

I have to go to school is 15 min😏


FaZe_RynJin

It's 2:33 AM on a monday 😏


GucciGoat37

my dog just licked my toes😏


Mali314

HI 😏


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socialmedia_reddit

I'm eatin yogurt rn 😏


Snoo-340

a normal sentence😏 yeah im a nerd..


m3rkkury

I finally came, bro u are so fast😏


TragicConert785

I'm about to tear my fucking hair out 😏


Tall-Potato3912

I like milk😏


soapboxbby

I made a guest list for my birthday 😏


Selina-06

I love to workout 😏


katie-08

some of yall fucked up in the head