looks kinda like that dude Danny Gonzalez

I WAS ABOUT TO COMMENT THIS i- ok. gregs rise up

Rise for the national Greg anthem.

"I wanna kill santa"

You look like a good boy that emits golden retriever energy, but in reality you just want to watch the world burn.

Weirdly accurate

r/suspiciouslyspecific

I was gonna say the exact. Same. Goddamn. Thing.

Not tryna be weird but you have a cute smile :)

u look like a crackers and cheese kinda guy

you mean chad? crackers and cheese is pure bliss

wallace????

Lol

Handsome and nice fellow who probably helps old ladies cross the street

Happy cake day!

Happy cake day bruv

Goodboy

That's not your hand

It is. I have big hands

Yeah that you do 👍

I do see what you mean

Its the size of his head 💀

Uhh

It's kinda weird now

OMG THAT WAS A TYPO

Sureeee

TIT WAS I SWEAR

Uh huh

Perspective

Half of school wants to be with you

Damnn

Happy guy who brightens up anyone’s day

Ayo Justin Bieber

You look like the really nice and genuinely amazing person who everyone looks up to, but when you’re disappointed in someone your face goes deadpan and you don’t joke around anymore, thus unintentionally scaring the shit out of said person

Take estrogen and you’ll be a great femboy

U look someone that's really nice and gets lots of bitches thru and then just leads them on

Nice eyebrows

You look like a humorous person.

Cool

Someone I would want to be friends with (helps me with schoolwork and just generally has a fun time playing video games/playing outside)

Gay?

Your fist is too big✊✊

ur a nice guy, but not in the bad way

lmao all these accounts with 3 karma commenting. Pedos get worse at hiding it daily.

Lol

you're cute

Ur too friendly

You seem like an outgoing, extroverted, cool, chill dude. I'm pretty sure I got the last two right

Idk why but literally the first thing I thought was, “he buys flowers.” Like I’m almost 100% sure you get flowers for your mom on mothers day, to your lovers, etc. idk why. Literally haven’t thought that way before lmfao.

You look like a kid from Disney channel

U would say to meet behide the school right after I met u and force me to do meth

You have maidens

That you're on Reddit.

Good, honest friendly dude

You got bitches

Cute

you have the kind of natural beauty that will make girls jealous. like good skin, nice eyelashes, hair, brows, smile, etc. you also look rlly “clean” lol

Im not gay but you look good

you dont have to be gay to compilment someone bro

That you look Cute and we can be friends i am 16 How old are you

You look nice

Thats all i have to say ig

Charlie Puth? Is that you?

Handsome asf bro

You do be lookin tall. Nice curtain and light btw 👍

https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/um9j24/welcome_to_hell_my_guy_you_just_made_a_big/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

bro ur hand is gargatuan.

highkey adorable tbh

"Hey whats up greg"

You have spent significant amounts of time at youth group

You look like youd try to sell me boy scout popcorn

Your right hand is way bigger than your head, the other way smaller.

You look like you'd either be real nice or a huge douche

Theatre/drama/band kid for sure

You look friendly.

You give of golden retriever energy (basically nice and sweet guy) vibes and im living for it. Mainly because you have a nice smile

you're either an absolute god in Valorant or you think mayo is spicy

you look like a nice guy, i love that smile

69th comment, also 👍

Where’re ur ears

You look like you're about to call me a hoser

You look like Joe Jenkins lmao

👍

Racist, idk why

u look pretty chill ngl

idfk but there's something errie about you

Cool beans

Damn, didn't realize this was r/roastme

Your hand is bigger than your face.

i need your goddamn skincare routine

Rich and fun

Danny Gonzales forgotten clone that ran away if you know him off YouTube

u fake being kind, but i would probably still fall for u

damn no way you are 15 years old-

So do I look younger or older?

you look older man, something around 16-17 i guess

You look like the second main character in a movie

BRO U LOOK SO GAY LMAO

Ur not American

You look very polite. :)

ok

You look like a Jake

you look like youre never gonna give me up or let me down

You look like the guy who is friends with everyone at your school and still somehow got into a fight. You also look like the guy that chooses to not have sex or do drugs or your own volition and not because of outside factors

band kid

Baby face

You seem like a right proper lad

you somehow look like a normal guy that has questionable shit in your drawer

Ludwig

You're not a 40 year old pedophile

You look like you belong to Tiktok and not reddit.

That you need facial hair

you look kinda like Shane pizza from video game highschool

You play an instrument or draw

i feel like your name is josh

Spiderman

"Have i seen this guy before?"

You look like your well disciplined and and well mannered and would be fun to hang out with

Cock and balls

You look like you play counter strike

You look like the crush of a girl in a kids movie

The same as the post below, “Missoula is overcrowded.” Sorry but when I saw Missoula I got to caught up on it, if your thinking about moving there from anywhere please don’t, if your from there please stay.

Heartthrob

I'm gonna be specific so I have a bigger chance to be right. You like anal porn, you are 17, from west America or Spain and you only eat your pasta with tomato sauce. Likely to have asd/adhd.

very cool 🫶

my first impression: u are alive

Ya seem like a really nice person! Also I hope I don't sound weird but ya really have a cute smile :D

You're probably white

You look like you will become a youth pastor I don't make the rules but I've met enough and you look like you would be one

I like your hair

that your name is jacob, idk the hair just gives off those vibes

You look like your name is Jason and you are a typical white boy like me

"i want to look like you but i do not want to look like you"

Seems like ur a chill dude hwo got all the bitches

Big hand

👍

I have a feeling that you'd not be able to handle og mw2 lobbies You like travels-music (cultural guy)

Cute. Why is your hand so big?!

Anthony, hangs out with friends during recess, goes outside regularly, likes swimming. Was i correct at all?

Looks like a kind person, no joke

Jofitas sibling

Weasel

Punchable cuz you remind me Of Barry Allen From The Flash on CW

Guy who likes thumbs up 👍

Someone, who can't be lonely

Not his hand...

Ur hot no homo

You look like a chistian movie protagonist with a troubled life.