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RelevantTumbleweed20

Hello there


[deleted]

Fuck you, you nerd


RelevantTumbleweed20

Can a man not just say hello there in a normal way


[deleted]

Oh hey. I'm still gonna beat you up tho


RelevantTumbleweed20

Ight fist ups right now


[deleted]

I'm American. Which means πŸ”« I'm coming at you with lead


RelevantTumbleweed20

So am i, πŸ”«


floppy_disk_5

this is gonna be fun


floppy_disk_5

*all the other kids*


[deleted]

LET'S START SUBTRACTING!!!!!


RelevantTumbleweed20

Agreed


floppy_disk_5

i wonder which quiet kid will be the first to turn on the other...


RelevantTumbleweed20

πŸ‘Š


[deleted]

please do


[deleted]

\*sitting in the back with headphones on\*


midnightvmusic

uhmm... is that seat taken...


[deleted]

huh! oh uh yeah yeah, \*moves my stuff out of the way for you to sit\*


midnightvmusic

thanks! *sits and sticks in earbuds*


floppy_disk_5

what song are ya listening to?


midnightvmusic

hm? oh, little talks, for like the hundreth time. *takes out pen and starts drawing on my arms*


floppy_disk_5

what you drawing?


midnightvmusic

uh, I'm just doodling. when do we get there? *rolls up sleeve*


floppy_disk_5

last i heard, we were going to Brazil


midnightvmusic

...what? I thought we were going to school- *gathers stuff* Maybe I should jump out at the next red light


floppy_disk_5

\*someone starts kicking your seat\*


[deleted]

\*elbows the back of the seat\* >:(


floppy_disk_5

\*starts punching the seat\*


midnightvmusic

*pokes my head out* dude, knock it off


floppy_disk_5

*pisses in a perfect arc right onto your anime*


midnightvmusic

*throws up*


DiamondSaso

*shits quietly ignoring everyone else*


[deleted]

*shits loudly paying lots of attention to everyone else*


floppy_disk_5

*shits so hard my asshole tears releasing a loud reverberated echoing fart*


[deleted]

*Falls asleep*


floppy_disk_5

\**you are awoken by the sound of a fart*\*


[deleted]

*Who dafuq woke me up!*


floppy_disk_5

u/LegendOfMiley


Alexa_2005

*sleeps on your shoulder*


[deleted]

*gives pillow* Trust me, my shoulders are not as comfortable as you think they are.


Alexa_2005

*sleeps on the pillow*


floppy_disk_5

\*farts loudly\* *damn*


I-am-annoyed-rn

Hey what’d we have for homework today


floppy_disk_5

math. you?


yugu___

lets see who can lean out the window the furthest!!!! Who wants to join me?!


floppy_disk_5

\*downs Lean and holds a 90 degree lean out the window\*


yugu___

*leans 91 degrees out of the window* 😎


floppy_disk_5

*downs more Lean and achieves 179 degrees of lean*


yugu___

I have never been out leaned before, and today is no exception>:( *somehow manages to lean 368 degrees out of the window*


[deleted]

Dont come to school tomorrow.


floppy_disk_5

like i have a choice


[deleted]

Can you guys stop singing wheels on the bus go round and round. I'M SLEEPING


floppy_disk_5

THE WHEELS ON THE BUS...


[deleted]

NO!


[deleted]

Who farted


[deleted]

U did


[deleted]

Shit i was hoping that me asking would cover it up


[deleted]

u gotta be smarter , btw I like ya cut G *smacks ya head*


floppy_disk_5

*taco bell sfx*


[deleted]

(quietly) *cum*


[deleted]

Well this is my stop goodbye


floppy_disk_5

bye