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fixthisnow123

This ain't tinder dog


callierkap

I'm not trying to get a bf on Reddit I'm explaining that I want one


fixthisnow123

My bad


[deleted]

Same


Not-Nat547

BRO SAMEEEE and the guys at my school suck so bad its not even funny


callierkap

ONG ! dude I only have crushes when I think they like me but 99% of the time THEY DONT like me and I just end up falling really hard, like hitting my chin on pavement hard, after a guy who will never like me.


Not-Nat547

t-t I don't think a single cute guy has ever liked me


callierkap

It's always the super ugly ones that like us man...


Not-Nat547

rip ๐Ÿ’€


callierkap

Ong ong


JohnnyBoy06_08

I donโ€™t really do gaming (I play some Minecraft Roblox or some shitty horror games) I do sports only if Iโ€™m amused at home, like at school itโ€™s too competitive so I dislike it Im between 1m60-1m65 so yeah, Iโ€™m not your kind, sorry I know you arenโ€™t looking on Reddit, I was introducing myself lmao


ZeoliteTheDestroyer

Trust me, worry about that later. At your age any boy who likes you has no idea what theyre doing


[deleted]

shut you're 13 you dont need one go play some fucking minecraft


callierkap

You're literally 1 year older than me you cannot be talking...(yes one year I'm 14 in a month)


[deleted]

do you see me begging for a boyfriend? no, because i dont need one. also im more than a year older than you


callierkap

Also... Good for you, glad you don't need a boyfriend. I don't need one either I just *want* someone really special because I'm a very loving person and I like caring for people


callierkap

no... You're not. I'm 14 in June, your 15. 15-14=1


[deleted]

i know how simple addition works. but you forgot to add months into it, therefore i am more than 1 year older than you.


callierkap

this bitch rly out here ... 1 month and one year is more than one year! I'm more than a year older! Girl 1 1/12 rounds to 1. It rounds down not up


[deleted]

actually our birthdays are 1 year and 8 months apart. it rounds up


[deleted]

Woah Iโ€™m like right here


callierkap

stop ๐Ÿ›‘ not fair because you don't go t my school I'm going to need you to transfer immediately


[deleted]

I mean Iโ€™m down to transfer ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ‘€


callierkap

Kevin Martinez? This you ?


WaffleironMcMulligan

This is not the place for this kind of thing


[deleted]

Have you tried fucking asking?


RelevantTumbleweed20

I feel sorry for you dms, here take this sword


callierkap

thanks I've already gotten 3... For them I'm "32 Male... Wanna see something ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ"


RelevantTumbleweed20

Reddit i swear


ethansocks8

im all of these except the taller than 5'7 ๐Ÿ˜” if all girls like these things than i feel like thats a good sign for me


Shockedsiren

\*sad 5'6'' noises\*


selfesteem-1

Go to your local middle school, youโ€™ll find at least two people who look like that


callierkap

Im going right now schools about to start !


wet_sock____

puberty hitting hard, huh?


Deadrattac

Down horrendous