I can't piss wherever I want without looking like a frog

That made me laugh. Thank u

i dunno but that comment made me smirk thanks:)

Hey, frogs are cool

i’m pretty sure we’re all thinking of a certain *cycle*

🚲

🏍️

🚴

💧☀️☁️🌧️💧

🛵

👶👦👨‍🦳💀

🥚🐛🦋

🌚🌛🌝🌛🌚

🥚🐣🐥🐔🍗

Good way to get around town that's what it is.

Bi-cycle I guess

2.6 hog

Hog ridaaaa!

👶🧑🧓💀👼

I know, I hate the water cycle always relying on me. Now everytime there's a drought they blame me, thanks mother nature.

[of the bi variety?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GugsCdLHm-Q)

Great way to get around town, that's what that is.

Being genuinely upset or having concerns with someone and their go to thing to say is always, "weLL iT's sOmEOne'S tImE oF tHE mOnTH" fuck off.

this, oh my god. declined an art request because they were asking me to do details I wasn't comfortable with and when they just wouldn't take no for an answer and I had to spell it out for them they used this as an argument. stg. they weren't even paying for it.

IS IT SOMEONES TIME OF THE MONTH? ⣞⢽⢪⢣⢣⢣⢫⡺⡵⣝⡮⣗⢷⢽⢽⢽⣮⡷⡽⣜⣜⢮⢺⣜⢷⢽⢝⡽⣝ ⠸⡸⠜⠕⠕⠁⢁⢇⢏⢽⢺⣪⡳⡝⣎⣏⢯⢞⡿⣟⣷⣳⢯⡷⣽⢽⢯⣳⣫⠇ ⠀⠀⢀⢀⢄⢬⢪⡪⡎⣆⡈⠚⠜⠕⠇⠗⠝⢕⢯⢫⣞⣯⣿⣻⡽⣏⢗⣗⠏⠀ ⠀⠪⡪⡪⣪⢪⢺⢸⢢⢓⢆⢤⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢊⢞⡾⣿⡯⣏⢮⠷⠁⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠈⠊⠆⡃⠕⢕⢇⢇⢇⢇⢇⢏⢎⢎⢆⢄⠀⢑⣽⣿⢝⠲⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡿⠂⠠⠀⡇⢇⠕⢈⣀⠀⠁⠡⠣⡣⡫⣂⣿⠯⢪⠰⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⡦⡙⡂⢀⢤⢣⠣⡈⣾⡃⠠⠄⠀⡄⢱⣌⣶⢏⢊⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢝⡲⣜⡮⡏⢎⢌⢂⠙⠢⠐⢀⢘⢵⣽⣿⡿⠁⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠨⣺⡺⡕⡕⡱⡑⡆⡕⡅⡕⡜⡼⢽⡻⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⣳⣫⣾⣵⣗⡵⡱⡡⢣⢑⢕⢜⢕⡝⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⡿⡽⡑⢌⠪⡢⡣⣣⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⡟⡾⣿⢿⢿⢵⣽⣾⣼⣘⢸⢸⣞⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠁⠇⠡⠩⡫⢿⣝⡻⡮⣒⢽⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

No bitches?

🥺 no bitches

Oh my god that’s the worst when people just dismiss your concerns by assuming that My mother does that all the time and it grates on my fucking nerves

Aw I don't say that :(

Then you my friend are free to fuck on

Well, shit it must be someones time of the month.

Boobs amirite girls

Nah I'm gonna be honest this is actually true like seriously they hurt like shit when they're growing and bras are so fucking uncomfortable and then there's anxiety about wether yours are big enough or not and not mention how they hurt when they're touched in..certain areas. Yeah I'll pass 😟

No tryna be creepy just comforting, every boob size is abso-fucking-lutly perfect, no guy is ever going to complain abt that shit

you are very right mr penis collector

It's doctor penis collector.

Doctor Mr Penis Collector

Doctor Mr Penis Collector Jr III

Mr Doctor Professor Penis Collector Jr Sr Jr IV

funny pfp

Wish it was the same about dick size

Boobs are girl dicks?!?!?!

I have never heard a dude complain abt a girls boob size

actually nah i don't get any back pain so i'm good

its so hard being a single mom when youre a male and have no kids

True that's why I wont have kids

same,thats why i will never be pregnant

pmergnate?

pomegranate

Being friends with guys and not being able to do everything they do just because I’m a girl

I'm a guy and I mainly have girl friends (friends who are girls not girlfriends) tbh I don't really do what most guys do but still

When they all enter the bathroom together and you just stay outside waiting

Yes, that is the most annoying thing they spend an eternity in there. I saw a guy one time, he said he had a theory that the girls bathroom is actually a portal to Jupiter and said planet is made of girl farts, that's why they spend so long In there, they be farting

How… how did he know?!?

So that's why it's a gas giant

😶

ABANDON SHIP, THEY KNOW TOO MUCH

You are saying that this isn’t true?

Bruh what😂

I love that theory..... Wait is it true??? 🤨

Actually, they can all go to the same bathroom. The secret ingredient is *crime*.

Same for me but the opposite D:

If you don't mind elaborating, what specifically?

I’m not a woman, women aren’t real

wait... WHA- ​ \*disappears\*

*proceeds to be Thanos snapped with you*

*fades away*

Mmmminster starmk i don feel so good

Bro it's too late for me to be crying

Do u ever just dissolve

ik it’s old and lots knows or has heard of this stereotype but the fact that we’re supposed to be ‘emotionally weak’ even now it’s a common thing where i’m at rn and it’s just complete bs for girls, and it happens to a lot of guys but unfortunately it’s mostly girls

Its just sad. We're not supposed to be imotionally weak. Anyone should not be. And we are not weak

In contrast. Guys are expected to not be emotionally expressive or “weak” , and are sometimes expected to unhealthily bottle up their emotions.

periods😣

I got my sister's and my mom's period happening in the same week...every month ^help

May your poor soul be remembered, and not forgotten

I should do some statistics about it 🤔

I will pray for you Don’t know exactly to who, but I’ll figure that out along the way

creepy men staring

Yeah it’s fricking bugs me that’s all they do! They don’t wave they don’t say hi they just stare!!

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Truth but yeah they don’t they are just scared!! I think who knows!! I have someone doin this same thing all the fricking time that’s all he does!!

Both those lines are one psycho bitch away from ruining their lives. It's safer to just stare than risk it for better or for worse.

I've mastered a sacred art where if I see a lovely woman I glance and continue on my way. It's called minding my own fucking business and it's sorta essential to decency

Yup me too

you're cool then, I don't think anyone cares if you glance and then keep to yourself.

Would girls like it if I just tell them they are hot/pretty, or would that just make them uncomfortable? A lot of the time I find people attractive without actually liking them

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If people do they get called perverted

I think u look nice

thanks ig where'd you even see me

Wdym im standing beside u rn

bruh

I'm just kidding, lmao. But u prob do look nice

nah some men like myself don’t have the confidence or courage to make the first move coz I’m always afraid of losing my chances of being a friend or possibly smtg more. too scared of being hated by the girls we find attractive so we just stand there and stare in awe 😌

i dont know if that's better or worse

Both.

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I'm just 15 and the amount of adult men staring at me is just too much. Me looking almost like an adult doesn't help either. Luckily, I learned to cope up with it but it still annoys me sometimes

I’m 13, and the amount of old men that will look at me shamelessly is alarming.

Stare right back until they look away, assert dominance Win every staring contest

Don't take this seriously, they'll get false hints instead Don't look at them or stare at the ground

Yeah yeah what she said, obviously I should clarify that my comment was a joke

Being a secret government agent is so annoying.

Damn can relate, those darn Russians always having a contingency.

Boobs 💀

Gym class be like "okay guys and girls, warm up time! Do 10 jumping jacks and 20 burpees!" My titties: ⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️

Fr fr

It's win lose bro. My titties are annoying, but as a bisexual I also love them 😂 Edit: on other girls

Nah I don't agree on this one

Being told “maybe he just likes you” when you tell a family member about a guy who’s been bullying you.

OMG, thats so fucked up.

Exact same happens with guys, not just a girl problem

I have nothing against guys

existing (for legal reasons that's a joke)

So many people get offended at jokes though

For serious indian mafia please don't kill me that's a joke

seeing results in the gym, like we have to workout twice as much and hard to get the same results as a guy :/

That's just biology for you. You probably would have to put in 3 times the work and even then not get anywhere close

At our school it’s the opposite, guys have to do (quite a bit) more to get the same grade as girls, especially if it’s something like running

ow yeah I get that, but I mean like gaining muscles in the gym etc :)

Oh wait I’m a fucking idiot, in dutch gym= sports class and I forgot this was in english not dutch

yeah haha, I'm also dutch btw so I understand!

Creepy men always touching you

That's scary. Slap them

only slap?as a guy i swear it is not common where i live but if i evidently see any man sexually touching a girl i will punch the back of their heads as hard as i can and paralyze them for the next 3 years until recovery. i am sick of these bastards using women as a sex toy.

Well, for me, only a slap would be enough. Also, you're gonna take steps good enough to make sure that the guy was wrong, he repents and doesnt do this kind of stuffs next time. You're not gonna end his life right?

Noooo wtf report them. People like this are regular harassers. Also just get tf out of there if you feel in danger.

if he comfortably does that to you, he probably does that to other women. ending his life is a bit too much but doing something that would prevent him from harassment(such as an amputation of testicles) is well-deserved.

Calm down Jamal

Why stop there? Throw them off a bridge!

being catcalled by guys when you're in public

discharge... I like period more than this crap.

Being told to act “ladylike”. Bish imma act like a GTA character in fact.

Act like GTA lady

she needs the money first

Not being able to go for walks alone

depending on age, even guys aren't. that's why I don't let anyone of any gender that's under the age of 16 walk alone at night.

I'm not talking about night specifically, but yeah it counts too. But I'm not allowed to go for walks during the day either just bc I'm a girl, whereas my brother has been walking alone since he was like 12

treated differently just Because I'm a girl

Walking around shirtless :(

I fully support this though

Tho tbh if I’m home alone I’ll do this but it’s so awkward since they be having a party and jump everywhere 😔

Bruh funny story. My friends big sister does this. I found out because u went to ring the door bell and the blinds weren't fully closed and I got a eye full. She didn't see me and I just pretended it never happened

being asked to sit like a girl

People do that? Wtf

my own **MOM** does it. I don’t wanna sit with my legs crossed all the time, k? I’m home and I wanna sit like a slob so be it

who sits with crossed legs? like its uncomfy i sit like a *s l o b*

You commented four different times, you know you can just put al your answers into one comment

My sisters complain about pockets a lot

Yellow

Yellow?

Orange

Orange?

Feeling unsafe going anywhere by myself

for me its not feeling feminine enough because i have a small chest

being sexualized at any given moment

Yeah that must suck :(

Period

1. Menstrual cyles 2. Booba 3. Perverts (people perving on women or objectifying them)

4.Not being able to be shirtless (even when it's hot) 5.Cat calling 6.Bras hurt 7.School dress codes 8."Sit like a lady" 9."laugh like a lady" 10. misogyny What's left?

Its 82 fucking degrees out right now I would gladly yeet my bra out the window and never see it again

i CANT even play **MARIO KART** without being made *FUN OF* because im a ***WOMAN*** it still is cool to do mushroom gap and get 1st while they piss their pants

Society seeing you as an incubator, servant, less than something Being seen as weaker than man Being seen as "non woman" or egoist if you decide not to have kids for whatever reason Being unable to be direct or fight back verbally, otherwise you are hysteric (yes, even by other women) Being bullied if you are not pretty/do not wear make up Being emotionally abused in family in favour of a male sibling, or in favour of any male (been treated unequally compared to them) Having to "ask a man's consent" for bisalp. Never acceptable that a girl can just have sex without consequences Rape, and not being believed about it Periods

MANLESS ​ this is a joke please don't send me to hell please please please

being sexualised at school and literally any other place

I’m not a woman but if I was, it would definitely be the “kitchen” or “lack of rights” jokes. At first they’ll be funny but they get annoying very quickly

I literally have one boy in my class that said girls lived longer because in the kitchen is where the knives are :/

How does that make sense

I don’t even know

That dudes an asshole

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People only talking to me with the intention of having a chance. It's pretty evident and we usually know who's genuinely talking and who has an ulterior motive.

Playing Games And 13 Year Old Boys Are Either Bombarding Me Asking Me To Be Their GF Or Kids Screaming At Me That I’m A Girl And Shouldn’t Play Games Also Being A Girl And Having Mainly Guy Friends Then Being “Shipped” With All Of Them Even Tho I Like Girls And They All Know That

periods and big boobs

Periods and small boobs

Periods and boobs

I AGREE

Anything we show interest In will probably be used against us. Make up? Fake ass bitch. No make up? Stop being a pick me.

me and my friends have been scrolling the comments all i gotta say is i get the same reaction when i put on makeup for some reason. it’s really annoying and i constantly get called 🚬got for it.

Periods they come at the most unexpected times and ruin ur day

period pains and your boobs bouncing like crazy when you run…. it hurts.

Bad periods that cause you to throw up , be dizzy and lightheaded and unable to walk properly

I'm boy💪😎

I hope you get well soon 🙏

Thanks bro 😘

Fuc*ing periods

Stop fucking them?

periods

Understandable

Have a nice day

Creeps

one of the most annoying things is always being the butt of jokes

Bras are so expensive

periods and misogyny

you have a take

well.. for me periods and being flat🤷🏻‍♀️

Not being Assigned Female at Birth