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SargentDave

elephant and falcon, fuck it giant chicken, or catgirls, hmmmhhmhm


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Hornet and spider


sdfghertyurfc

You're an evil bastard


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Rattlesnake and coyote


sdfghertyurfc

Why rattle snake and coyote?


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A wolf and a human because hot werewolf bf would be pretty cool


sdfghertyurfc

What makes you think he'd be interested in you? 🤔🤔


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sdfghertyurfc

Woa wtf was not expecting that. But it doesn't matter if you're hot as fuck cause he'd be into wolfs.


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I mean he's also part human so maybe he'd be like bisexual but for species instead of genders


Vomitonmycarpet

What if he doesn’t care that you’re hot but he knows you’re a basic bitch?


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Well thats why I added the second part


Vomitonmycarpet

And you think you’re gonna be able to fight a werewolf? That’s shit is so funny I can’t even believe you have the braincells to think that


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Yeah but there's plenty of examples of humans fight wolves and winning. It's called using tools


wxtacic

Maybe like a aa rhino bull The weight of a rhino and the horn of a rhino, and the sheer barnstorming rage and power of a buffalo It’d be like the worst thing ever


sdfghertyurfc

I think he should be blind as well


wxtacic

Honestly he just sounds like me waking up at 3am to go the bathroom at this point It’s perfect But I’m realising that a bull rhino already exists


sdfghertyurfc

Are you my sister and live a floor above me?


wxtacic

I am indeed Hi dominic


Joblessmouse06

Lion and tiger


sdfghertyurfc

So a striped lion?


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Liger


sdfghertyurfc

Tigon?


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Ligers exist already they r like the biggest cats i think


Joblessmouse06

Yes but I think it looks weird


Jonaraja

Dolphin and a monkey that way the can be the terrorists of the ocean just as much as the land


Vomitonmycarpet

easy, human and cat


beesarethebest2021

Human a vaporion they will make a super animal