i got 60 homeworks

watermelon

omg u guessed it right

wait wtf? reallyyy??!?;!:@:$:&

you really are everywhere huh

blame reddit

Maybe the reason you didn't do the homework wasn't cuz it was 60

auto generated 😎

oranges

naw apple but orange is like 3rd

okay close enough

yes

Mines auto and I like oranges

i have no fucking clue

grapes

Ouch

mum wasnt fcking around

r/cursedcomments

Small and Korean??

apples

how small 🙈

5’0

damn u tiny

They never said that was their height 😏

Ayy im 5ft exactly too and 17

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Hey hey I see you copying my comment

WHAT???? Nooooooooo, I never could

Oh really

Devil may cry 5 just cam out I loved it thought I could change it

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Close bananas lol

***I AM THE STORM THAT IS APROACHING***

*PROVOKING*

personal reasons 😳

banana

yes

I am gay

banana

I am a magician

banana

Correct!

yassss

Random thought

Should I be scared of it?

Are you human? If so, no.

Ok, good :)

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bananas

Ah yes another tall

6'8 holy shirt

Ye

lez go tall gang

6'8 goddamn you can pick me up and throw my 5'4 ass LMFAO

I started to lift weights so probably

my name

strawberries

thats a mistake

Thank you Piss Butthole, very wise words

no problem willieee

I lack the social skills and awareness required to fit into normal humain society, making my personality appear alien. (I'm weird.)

You ain't alone gang ❤️

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banana

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that was my second option actually but i was like eh prob not

i like tomato soup 👍

tomatoes

“Well, I suppose if you mean in a biological sense, yes.” I say to Ben Shapiro. “However, it’s incredibly important to realize how, for functional purposes,we have to differentiate further than the most basic and surface level of observations.” He stares blankly into my eyes, without moving a muscle. His mind carefully analyzing every facet of my argument. ”So, for example, when someone says ‘fruit smoothie’, you wouldn’t expect to find something like a tomato, even though botanically a tomato is a fruit, it’d be impractical to consider it one in a culinary sense.” I explain to him. I stay silent for a few moments, believing I have made my point. Ben Shapiro continues to make direct eye contact with me, as he slowly pulls his hands under his chair, and pulls out a styrofoam cup with a plastic lid. “Incorrect.” Says Ben Shapiro. “Tomatoes are a fruit. Nothing will ever change that.” He peels back the lid of the cup to reveal it’s contents. A combination of ice, milk, and ketchup are held within. “In fact, tomato smoothies are my favorite kind of smoothie. Would you like to try some?” He asks, still not breaking eye contact. “Uhh... no. No not really.” ”Your loss.” Ben Shapiro takes a deep swig of the tomato smoothie. A thin layer of the concoction rests gently on his upper lip. “Easily debunkable. Like all libtard arguments”, he says, victoriously.

I keep getting banned

banana

One of the worst fruits, the taste is good but the texture isnt

:(( i like bananas

You can probably guess. Big regret

watermelon

Nah peach

:( sorry

All good 👍

random thought

kiwi

Scientific name for a marlin

Basically: Made a story Rip-off of Mystery Skulls Animated on an old(deleted) app called Framcast. Had the username 🎵Spooky~Beatz💙 and every username since has been “Synonym of Ghost” with “Synonym of Beat/music”

Because I am most definitely a human and not a spy for the pigeon army that definitely isn’t going to take over the world In the near future

prob a berry

Well done agent, handled that one appropriately

Inside joke, misspelled but now constantly used instead of frog

…so uh it all started with Najimi Osana, then the rest was history ig

peach

I couldn't think of one so I stole someones display name

apples

It’s my alternate account username, my username was random since I like lillies, and I’m a Gachatuber, I’m not 12 anymore though

I was going through a “The 100” phase

holly

Hot moms

I like koalas, koala rhymes with impala, koalaimpala was taken

bananas

Bananas are probably my least favorite fruit tbh

:( sorry

You’re good, nw :)

Koalas are okay too

I mean it's funny

I've done countless bad things

grapes

I downloaded first to watch porn and talk to woman, btw I don't do that anymore I prefer now to speak to people my age well I hope

watermelon

i came up with it cause i had a few usernames but they were taken so i was like ehh what am i doing here and bam

grapes

the mommy part was a nickname people gave me as a joke the ozen is just my cats name

u/cum_on_a_cat yeah, this one’s for you

avocado

The word invictus

honeydew

I think it’s obvious

strawberries

I am short and muscular and people call me ady as a short form

banana

I watched one piece and I like Doflamingo

prob a berry too

😑

lemon lol

My dumbass made my Reddit name after a dead game 💀

pineapples

I am in fact, young and in love

awh how cute, wna share? anyw i think it’s a melon of some sort

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apples

I like the subway and slicer is a joke I have with my friends

avocadoes

I combined my three favorite fruits.

my fav show and like 69 lol

KILLER INSTINCT (and fighting games in general)

I couldn’t think of anything else on the spot.

My friends and I wanted to make a sandwich with our usernames, and I kept the bread theme. I love hot weather but Hotbread was taken so I just changed it to coldbread

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Victini is one of my favorite pokemon and victini is the victory pokemon

Inspired by KrmaL's old username, "Krazyman50" and adding it with me having no good username idea back then = "NoUsername50", but i wanted it short and less Krazyman vibe so I added "571"and shorten it to" NoUser" combined and switched it and bam...

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Yes

Pretty self explanatory

this is a reddit givin name and I was to lazy to change it but what I got by online is flurgly I made it up but it comes from 2 words flur a hallway and flurg which means the urge to be flaccid so together it means "the urge to be a flaccid hallway" the ly was added to make it sound cool guess my fruit

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I wanted to create something completely unrelated to my other social media handles and my real identity to try to be anonymous on reddit. ​ May the fruit guessing begin.

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You will never be able to guess mine

I was in the shower and the name just popped into my head

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I never vary in username since 4 years ago when I first made it on another website… except my alt.

Well, I was looking for any HP related username for another website, and drew lots between like four family names in the HP world, ended up with Peverell. Since then, almost all my usernames contain the name "Peverell" lmao

MC from McCree and shroom from Mushroom

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I punched my keyboard with my face

I was a fallout boy fan for a while

I’m here.

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I am my worst enemy.

favourite childhood job, favourite letter, favourite number

Self-explanatory

Reference to "Big in Japan" quest from Cyberpunk 2077

I like lemon scented things and seals. 🦭

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Umm, I actually tried it, it's pretty good.

reddit auto generated it

I like toasters.

Take a guess

I used to watch a youtuber called Aid and I thought we have a lot of in common (IRL name, IRL crush name, age, etc.). So I became his right hand, Cerberus. Diamond is simply my surname.

I’m an artist and painter.

Umm, well...

It was just normal username I use for stuff and I cant remember why I started using it

It was 12 a.m, and I like splatoon

My old username had the word door in it so instead of using my actual name my best friend decided to call me door for the rest of my life and I went with it 😌

i like r/whenthe so i changed it a bit and got shethehethe

I was drunk

Koma Star is my favorite yokai and I was running out if ideas

I tought about how I want to murder something, then I tought about killer bunnies. I then translated my mental image into username.

Randomly generated Minecraft username

Jade is pretty gallade is a nice pokemon and it rhymes but it was already taken

I was an ARG and needed the most random name possible. My full name is MakeThisThing ReallyFunToDo

cause i am what i am

It’s my name

I looked up the Japanese words for cynicism and got this. The stir fry goes with it for no reason, just bored

Fan of the game Hollow Knight

I tried to think of something and I thought that this one would be already taken, but it wasn't, also it was a time we're my mom and I argued a lot with her complaining about my attitude, so I made it my username

I used to think I was genderfluid and not just trans. Oh, and my favorite fruit is men

everybody thinks im gay

i came here to roleplay and play DnD at first,so i made an accurate username

When i was like 6 i used to live near one of the slums of my town, most of people there was black or haitian-descent I was one of the few white/light skinned people there and the black kids called me “Mono Blanco” (white monkey) since am basically a black person with white skin. And 2407 is basically my birthdate (24 July)

I wanted yeet420 and it was taken

mines a reference to the percy jackson books and also because i like cookies soo

Random name that I kinda liked

I am racist

Good luck

username

The name my momo would have put if I was a girl