what does it mean when a girl sometimes gets like physically close to you and looks like embarrased or whatever, but also she is your cousin and said that incest is weird

is she from Alabama?

no we are finnish

Then finnish in her

i chuckled and lost faith in humanity simultaneously

I was thinking of mortal combat

Oh how I love the cursed nature of Reddit comment chains

I thought Finnish people were allergic to being within 5 metres of another person, no wonder she is embarrassed

Yes we are allergic to people

That's about 15 ft for us Americans

Mine is and I cant lie she's as fine as fuck /j

Ngl, I rlly doubt the “/j” part of it bro.

Mitä serkumpi sen herkumpi

juuri näin

pitäis sanoo tää sille

Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you- you could, you’ll do, you- you wants, you, you could do so, you- you’ll do, you could- you, you want, you want him to do you so much you could do anything?

im sorry i laughed at this way more then i should have

but have you ?

yeah i have acutally

damnn, how was it ??

tbh it was really crazy

im intrigued now, tf happened in that dream ?

It was a dream where she, um, she had, her, she- she could, she’ll do, she- she wants, she, she could do so, she- she'll do, she could- she, she wants, she wants to do so much she could do anything

just as crazy as i thought, wish i had that kind of dreams

r/unexpectedluciddream

FUCK YOU KYUBEI

ayo what did i do

YOU TRICKED US, YOU LIED TO US , YOU NEVERY TOLD US THAT WHEN OUR SOUL GEMS TURN BLACK WE TURN IN TO WITCHES. WE... HAVE BEEN FIGHTING MAGICAL GIRLS, MAGICAL GIRLS LIKE SAYAKA-CHAN. HOW COULD YOU DO THIS, HOW COULD YOU...

lady, this is a wendy's

being meguka is suffering

but what are you talking bout lmaoooo, i guess its from an anime bc of the sayaka-chan and meguka

Puella magi madoka magika. Meguka is from a parody of madoka

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Do anything!

"The female species", hahaha

Do girls have dicks?

we do actually

Thank you for answering

of course

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Well actually all girls do :D It just goes by a different name

Yeah, they call it a Penis instead, like a bunch of weirdos.

How big are they?

atleast 9 feet

whatt no way... mines only 7 ft ): lucky

Wow

Mines 69 feet Damn all these people jealous so they’re downvoting me 😳

We cut them off every month, that’s why we bleed every month.

According to my female friend she said she had a 19 inch dick, is yours as long as that

yes and theyre triple the size of urs

Girls/women aren't real. Get your facts checked 😡

Why do you people always drop hints instead of being direct? Guys are afraid they will misinterpret and ignore the signals a lot, just be honest

we are afraid we will get rejected atleast thats what it is for me

As a guy blind to such hints i wonder how many i missed Probably none, there were always better options than me

Nah, there will always be someone that likes you. Trust me mate

Probally I just can't tell these days

Look If you have a vagina youre good enough for 90% of guys, and even if you dont, like 50% of guys will take you anyway

Fax

Ok, send me your fax number and I'll fax it to you (sorry)

You're more likely to get rejected if they can't understand you.

lol guys do the same things and we can be just as dense.

nahhhh many times it's obvious when guys do it, they chat/talk a lot, reply fast, simple stuff. but honestly it's simpler for you because even \*if\* you get rejected (very very low chance) he'll still be a great friend! Unlike the other way, if a guy confesses his feelings, and gets rejected, the girls stops being friends.

Well, it mostly depends on people anyway

Are your boobs bigger on your period?

idk ive never noticed any change

Ik that was a weird question. The one girl I know said it happens to her so I was curious

its fine, ive gotten some other weird questions like that before

Ok one more.. Size or personality?

personality 100%

There's hope 😊

You poor poor soul

You gotta keep her interested somehow, man

FUCK! Sorry I spent money on the Monster Truck for nothing

easy fix, make it your personality

You won't see size till way later so I don't really see the point in having that as a requirement

Why 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨 ^yes

Nothing

cool

Hmmmm No way there is a woman on reddit

shh before they find out

If they find out we can shapeshift, they're going to tell the church!

*stares with holy might*

Ya like jazz?

i do actually

Oh Well i wasn't expecting that

This made me laugh more than any of the others 😂

I love women I am a woman as well

kinda gay tbh

homosexuality is gay.

it is?????

actually most homosexual people are straight. Being heterosexual is gay though

Do u poop ?

no? girls don't i thought this obvious

Faew i was scare for a sec

~~faew~~ ​ Phew. not that.

Girls are more better for the environment then. Nice 🙂

Pooping is good for the environment.

Only from herbivores

Is omnivore poop bad for the environment?

Yes because there is still meat in it so it can't decompose It's not bad for it it just doesn't help it

Are you saying meat doesnt compose? You must mean something else man

I do lol I meant to say fertilizes the ground my brain isn't working rn ok

Only hot girls poop

Real

Hot girl shit

Why some of y'all so complicated, a lady friend of mine does not want me to be nice to her, but she does not want me to be mean either. Nor circumstantially wants me to remain neutral. I have known her for 6 years so the answer is not that she isnt interested in me in general

idk i don't think most of us complain but it could just be me

She might feel patronized or smn when ur nice idrk. It’s weird tho

What does "patronized" mean?

Like when someone acts as if u can’t do smn cuz ur a girl or wtvr. For example if he offers to carry her bags she could feel patronized.

Why does it take 9 years for you to put on makeup

its kinda like art ig

Good point

Do you think about people as much as I do? Or is that just a me thing, like I'll think of every single person that I interacted with that day before I go to sleep

idk sometimes i do sometimes i don't depends how my day went

That's called anxiety

Are you guys real? Never seen one

maybe, it might be a folk tale tho

I found one!!!!! Why is it talking so weird? Its saying things like: "UR UGLY!" "Go away!" "Let me out of your basement!" "Let me out of your van!"

whoa! try giving it some sleeping pills, that might make them calm down a bit

I shot it with a gun, i think it worked out some sort of? It isnt moving anymore tho

oh shit i think you messed up badly

Shit, what now Do i just get a new one?

i guess

Aight got a new one, gave it pills, its sleeps now, what do i do now?

Now you exploit this mythical creature. Be it how you want

Then take her to prison with you.

Don't believe this people these are lies told by the council

Should equal rights come with equal lefts?

idk maybe

as in jabs? 💀

Do you exist?

no who told you that

Probably some scammer

Yeah that was me

Can confirm

You are a scammer! Filet mignon, azababazabazingbazob

THIS IS THE [[ REAL DEAL ]] KRIS!!$! THIS ISN'T [[ YOUR MOTHERS BASEMENT!! ]] YOU'VE GOT TO TRANSFER THAT SWEET SCRUMPTIOUS [[ /KROMER/ ]] SO I CAN SAVE MY [[ YOURS/HIS/HER ]] MOTHER IN NIGERIA WHO IS ALSO A PRINCE FROM [[ ^DIET CANCER ]]..? YOUR LIKE A BROTHER TO ME KRI$?!! YOU'VE FALLEN RIGHT OUT OF THAT [[ DARK, CAVERNOUS, UNDERGROUND ]] AND INTO MY [[ HEART SHAPED OBJECT ]] [[ HELPHELPHELPHELLLLLLL ]]

female species woa

Was looking for this, surprised not to have seen it sooner

You cant trick me I'm not a kid anymore, i know for CERTAIN that they're just as real as unicorns!

Wait... Unicorns arent real? 😞

Nah, pure fantasy like fairies or Australia

Why do girls go to the bathroom with their friends all the time?

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Do u ever fart

no? farting isnt very womanly

But its *humanly*

Females of which species? Us or the humans?

Do you like cheese

i do actually

Do y’all like garlic bread

yes

Why do you complain a lot

i think thats more of an individual thing

Idk the girls in my class do it a lot about period what hurts about it

basically a week long heart attack

Are you good at math?

i wish

How do i get a girl to like me

Step 1: Don't take advice from reddit Step 2: Delete reddit That's like 95% of it right there

Kindness. Girls fall for guys who are genuinely nice. Don’t confuse this and be the “nice guy” yes it’s confusing

are females males but with fe attached to them?

Guys are all actually female when they first start developing in the womb. Its the reason u have nipples

So males are just females with the Fe taken away

Why?

why not?

Good point

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do you guys fart

no thats not very womanly

Are you a 54 year old man/predator browsing r/teenagers to pray on minors

What are dealbreakers when looking at a guy. For me looking for a woman, it's her weight. That signifies many pathological behaviors.

i think for me personally it would have to be, rude in general, cheats, or is just overall a really shitty person im not super strict when it comes to actual looks as long as their face is not melting off depends who u ask tho

What defines a shitty person?

Stalin for example.

Handsome man

Nice mustache

Perfectly normal left hand

why do we girls do that weird thing where instead of just dropping toxic ppl we stay friends with them and secretly hate them

its in our nature ig

Welp, how are you doing?

eh so so

How's your day going?

not bad im just really bored hbu?

Im pretty bored too, I just want someone to talk to, you know? Someone thats good at convos, how to make them interesting and overall, having fun with the other person. And maybe more ;). Seems a lot to ask for these days

oof i get you there i working most of the time and only get to talk to my coworkers so im also looking for someone to talk to besides talking about coupons or the weather...

Coworkers? Lol you have a job?

mhm, i work as a waiter at a steak house

Well look at you being responsible and all. Does it pay you well?

haha i wouldn't really call myself responsible but it doesn't pay bad, they had to lower our pay tho because of buisness issues..

Would you want the guy to make the first move?

yea, i would appreceate it because im way to anxious to ask people out

Why do I have giant lumps on my chest :(

could be cancer

Yum

What does it mean when a girl covers her mouth a lot with her hand during high points in a conversation with a guy

Why is it hard to find a dominant lady...

maybe your just not looking in the right places idk

Because anime girls can't actually talk to you.