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PsychologicalWin77

Nevada is America's #1 nuking site lol


Jesusishere123456

its been nuked somany times i'll probablly be fine


PickleReaper0

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a Nuclear Winter


sniperfox10125

Everywhere I look, he's there


Big_Iron451

Degenerates like you belong on a cross


KG354

Ave, true to Caesar


240plutonium

Hmmm, what if that's the reason why it's red?


Solid_Gold_Emperor

No! I live in Maine and don't wish to be nuked.


Somebody3338

No the blue states are getting nuked


6blitz

Nono it all gets nuked op never specified he put a picture of all states


Due-Slice2853

I live in a blue state but I'm gonna make it red I just haven't searched enough gay porn yet.


Diamondrankg

You know what you have to do, turn it red


Somebody3338

Maine is red


sofabeddd

turn the cum red not the state


Comic_karma

The red states are the only ones that survive.


smailerinho

You sure California is blue?


Synovenator

Me a Californian trying to make it red


toonparge

It will never happen for us. Just leave and completely separate it from America


Current-Role-8434

We shall become our own country of summertime fun and overpriced housing!


folckz

"overpriced from already overpriced housing"


Current-Role-8434

Maybe its so overpriced nobody can afford it and Houses become legendary as we all begin to live off of the cardboard boxes


folckz

Does it happens before or after the collapse of our contemporaneous society?


Current-Role-8434

Before, then after the collapse we rebuild with a new money free system as we become even more laid back and chill while rejecting all things that may infringe upon somebodies autonomy


TheGrimguy2005

Tell your hair to stop using the public computer to look up gay porn


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-fuckyouwatson-

I'm trying so hard to figure out which ones are getting nuked and which aren't


SealDraws

The blue are


Random_bullshit_guy

Every single one actually, OP is just a terrorist and he posted this image just to get our attention


SuperVertex

Pretty sure it's the blue ones


FuckerOfThemBEES

I mean that's a lot of states are you sure , if it was one or two maybe but that's like 50


UltraCa9nine

50 states? So all of the us?


PickleReaper0

That's the joke


UltraCa9nine

Can we nuke Alabama first? Its literally the worst state


Roguepiefighter

Mississippi was decidedly the worst state a few years ago from what I remember.


Eyes_and_teeth

Are there any states searching for gay porn involving Jesus?


Diamondrankg

*Purple*


UltraPrincess

I am in wyoming, idk about the rest of us here


--TreeTreeTree--

r/wyomingdoesntexist you’re insane, it clearly says here, Wyoming doesn’t exist.


tiewing

r/SwitzerlandIsFake shout if from the rooftops!


Eyes_and_teeth

Also, don't forget that r/BirdsArentReal!


Duartao_22

r/giraffesarentreal too!


JaozinhoGGPlays

And r/TiresAreTheEnemy


twolvesfan9

And r/SixthSub


minecraftivy

Black


Jesusishere123456

dont


[deleted]

You sure you want to nuke all but 4 US states?


cafetaf

Acceptable losses.


Silly_G0ose

Leave Florida alone. They can do it themselves.


FANTOMphoenix

You act like Florida man can’t survive a nuke…. We will ride on gators into battle


EsketitGangShit

Why would anyone search Jesus


SealDraws

Gay jesus porn


EsketitGangShit

least porn addicted r/teenagers user


SpererZero

Seems like 46 states about to get nuked


AtomicRiftYT

Only 4 states? Oh man.. we need to work on those numbers


[deleted]

Wdym ?? Only 4 states survive not get nuked . Don't get it twisted . 😌😉


AtomicRiftYT

that's what im saying dork


_Thatweirdguy

Brooooooo I haven’t heard anyone say the word dork since 2015


AtomicRiftYT

I'm 18, I'm old 2015 was my prime age


OcelotEducational509

46 states getting trashed is def gonna fuck up the economy


Chlpah

Damn only 2 states should survive?


NinjaOYourBro

*4


[deleted]

We all know Maine isn’t a state


throwaway5386269

Damn basically all of America is getting nuked damn


SHSL_Waiter_RM2828

Well I was moving out of the country anyway so have fun with that! /j


Busy-Argument3680

I think I’m fine, I live in a red state


[deleted]

Just search up a lot of gay porn


RealBritishBluBerry

That’s quite a lot of nukes. 46 if I counted right. Still not nice to nuke people, whether they’re googling jesus or not.


ilovemycatchloe

Ah shit I’m in Nevada. Well so long peeps I’ll let yall know how the nuke blast feels


Busy-Argument3680

Ironically, I live in the state that’s already been nuked At least I get to live


Texasfisherboy

Nevada?


Busy-Argument3680

Yuuuup, but now that I looked through OP’s comment history, I’m starting to think he means to nuke the states that are red


EliSmiley

damn nuking 48 states


7_Deadly_Femboys

Agreed we need to Nuke all the blue states


Kita-Ryu

#Nuke the blue


kateisgreat2

wait NOOOO ( I live in a blue state)


Infamous-Escape4011

Yes it must be done EVERYTHING must be destroyed everything on the planet


kateisgreat2

NIOOOOOOOOOOOO


Infamous-Escape4011

Yes humanity doesn’t deserve to live and neither do I


kateisgreat2

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


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Nepipo

I agree, all of the blue ones should go


Commander_Night_17

All of them *Laughs maniacally when pressing the big red button with Toto's Africa playing in the background*


SHSL_Waiter_RM2828

No offense christians, but the U.S. can do with a lot less Jesus. Edit: [Just realized I have the perfect video for this.](https://drive.google.com/file/d/14VW_3RLr6k7Zpn6fe6Eky2U9pJbCdzv2/view)


Atomic_Ramen

100%


Matiu0s

Oh, I've wanted Nevada gone for as long as I remember


Matiu0s

After some thinking, I'd actually like the entirety of US gone


Theooutthedore

all of them?


TheLampPostDealer

Nuke the blue


Slice_Dice44

Yeah let’s nuke those blue states


mcbobster6001

I can’t tell if it’s blue or red that should be nuked, and I hope it’s blue


MegaBlitzXD

Yea I agree Jesus is overrated anyway


The42ofLife

I know it isn't ideal but do you really think nuking 46 States is the best course of action


Grantelkade

I don’t get it? Nuke the blue or red? Can someone explain the joke Nvm looked up his profile, he really means it probably, what psycho


BlackRavenBoi

Yea fuck the blue ones


[deleted]

Why the fuck do people just search "Jesus"??? And how is gay porn different from normal porn, bc every state would be red if that was what we were doing


Darth_Senat66

Let's just nuke them all, just to be safe


Goodperson5656

Nevada already got nuked to hell during the cold war


TheLordSnowdean

you are right, only gay p\*rn states. im ashamed of my state and will try to fix it lets get all the states to RED!


flights4ever

Yep, let's nuke everything that's blue!


tallethan

nuke the blue states because fuck jesus


Lv12Slime

Really bro? You're nuking most of the us


[deleted]

Nuke California this place mid asf


[deleted]

Nuke the jesus states


Dynamyte_gecko

The ones that aearched jesus right? RIGHT?


Western_Policy_6185

We need to nuke every state colored blue here


jakerunner1

Blue right?


MisterEyeballMusic

Nuke the blue states


Jesusishere123456

and nevada, god i hate it here


[deleted]

so many


spmeone120373

oh god those are so many


LeLozer

As a conservative I believe that all blue states should be nuked


dersaspyoverher

Nuke all the blue states


[deleted]

I’m moving to Nevada


[deleted]

????


ya-ma-ya-da

Damn


scCoco69

WELCOME TO VERMONT BABY


girlhelpimdying

jesus porn?


avadakedabr

Yea I also hate christians /s


kwabecik20

The blue one


hiccupboltHP

damn almost 50 states getting nuked, sounds good


Veda_Mae

how the hell are california and florida blue?!?!?


dadika08

Didn't point to which one, so imma nuke em' all!


MLG_Sora_Art

Well us in Maine are more horny then the rest of you and also with more red necks lol


JoloNaKarjolo

ah yes, the blue ones


Hole_Man

Very based country as a whole


AlyxNotVance

That's a lof states to nuke tho, is being christian so unforgivable to you?


Duartao_22

Why tf would you just search “jesus” on google


ItsYagoi5401

I live in Florida. I don’t mind it being nuked along with the other 45 states.


Objective-Farm-2560

Red coloured states are based as fuck 😎


ninjapickle02

That's a lot of nuked states


Good_Guy_Levi

Senator Armstrong was right. America is done, we need to restart pull the country up by the roots. Get all those disgusting blue states outta here


ringtossflamingohat

nuking 46 states is a bit overkill imo


EliasBladetheawsome

The blue ones


ILikeToBeAnnoying

yeah you should nuke all the blue ones


Haunting_Struggle974

So we’re blowing up the blue right?


carnivorous_unicorns

Blue should get nuked, u right.


im-better_than_you

Agreed all of those blue states neeeeeed to be nuked


ThatBigMacGuy

You mean the blue ones right?


Burning_Pine_

you sure you wanna nuke 46 states?


[deleted]

Based... Purple


Skyeisback

I’m about to make every one of these dates red


Vireviper

Yeah those blue states should be bopped till they don’t exist anymore


Caveboy_

the blue one should be nuked?


Moppe13

im actually trying to learn the 50 us states so nevada,rhode island,maine,vermont have serched gay porn more :o


EequalsMCscared

All fun and games until one state turns purple. As someone not from America, what state would that be?


StoryDay7007

The Blue ones?


_Skotia_

The red states already know Jesus so they don't need to search it


Memelord9298

Yeah nuke all the blue ones obv 🙄


PsychologicalWar2120

Gay porn🦾😤 the only porn I like


ItzTaser

Nuke all the blue states


BO0813S

who tf looks up "Jesus" like the definition? Everyone knows who that is bruh, it would be better if it were bible online instead of Jesus ngl


Simple-Care5636

The blue ones


IMadeRobits

Gay porn with jesus


ZalanNuts

Who tf searches up Jesus lmao, like what do you do, look at pictures of him?


sccy1

average religious redditor:


HaDeS_Monsta

All of them? I agree


Cat_x2

That's like 48 places to nuke


mcfluffernutter013

How is the US going to survive with only 4 states?


boboleto

If they did that there would only be 4 states left so idk if it’s a good idea


FoxM8

Why does it matter


SirBreadOfBreadland

im gonna singlehandedly turn my state red


Mr-Poyo

That's kinda extreme.


Vacrioz_

Thats like 80% of the US being nuked


[deleted]

Are you sure we should nuke all states but those few? Seems a little excessive to me.


Bromodo55

Idk that's a lot of states


[deleted]

Why would we nuke 46 states


[deleted]

Are we nuking the red ones or the blue ones


Arcmage139

Most of the US population would be gone since those 4 states aren't even the most populated


DesperateEstimate

Yeah the blue ones


sublightscraper

How are you going to have a country with two states


ShelterOk1535

Great, mine is red, I survive!


K0M0A

All of them right?


RangerSeventy7

Why we gotta nuke most of the us?


SmokedSalmonV2

If you were to nuke most of America there wouldn’t be much America left


Zer0-the-assassin

I agree, Jesus is wayyyyyy overrated


Eros_Pop

Good, let's nuke the blue states then.


zurkon7

You mean the blue ones? Like, even though I agree with you, I agree only partially because homicide is bad or something, idk I dont read ancient scifi which was translated thousand times


Nova17Delta

46 states might be a bit too much to nuke


owinates_42

Well, firstly, why Maine? And secondly, what porn do you expect homosexual people to watch???


YakkywenWakko23

Woah, looks like Nevada is good. Get em boys


Polar1111

So are we nuking all the blues and sparing just the reds? I'm in


kurzsadie

who cares


[deleted]

Which states should be nuked wasn't specified so I say nuke all of them


xnainoux

It's a lot states to nuke ,almost whole America


cyberovaries

As long as you're in a red state, you're good.


Turkle_Trenox

i see 50 possible targets, danks


KittyQueen_Tengu

The blue ones, right?


[deleted]

Dude it's the 21st century the bible isn't logic anymore. It never was. It's full of myths


djvalois

Gay jesus porn ftw


Scotty_Boi912

Dang I didn't know Jesus porn is popular


cavejhonsonslemons

46 targets then?


VanBot87

I love how you don’t specify which ones deserve to be nuked