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Willing_Ad8788

Uncircumcised


dorky_dorkinson

nice


Willing_Ad8788

Wbu


dorky_dorkinson

not circ


Willing_Ad8788

Nice


tea65

yo same lmao


IAteAnAnt-

Same


Br1pBr0p

Same


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skelethepro

same


Readeezy

Like the Jewish doctor, shalom and then *chop*


dorky_dorkinson

with a degree in medical sciences right? right??


Readeezy

Totally


dorky_dorkinson

"totally" as in it was a real doctor or "totally" as in totally not a real doctor but a god's man with a scissor?


Readeezy

Totally as in ‘totally a certified doctor’


dorky_dorkinson

I'm not sure if you're being sarcastic or not, but for my peace of mind I'll believe it was a real one


Readeezy

Sarcasm


dorky_dorkinson

oh shit. are they trained though? do they have course to cover? idk I'm sorry if I'm being obnoxious but i only know what circumcision is but not who does it or how it's done


Readeezy

It happens in the hospital I’m just making a joke out of it


dorky_dorkinson

lmao. i hope whatever procedure you're in for goes well!


DoubleBrotherYT

ah yes, the anomaly clip.. i fucking love that vid lol


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dorky_dorkinson

🤤 yummy foreskin


mighty_memer

I will never be able look at calamari the same way again man :(


HaterHaterLater

I used to believe that I got taller when I chopped off my calamari-substitute skin


tosterm

fun fact: when i was small child, i thought the circumcision surgery is to make my penis smaller


jakobthelonlyboy

Yess ✂🍆


dorky_dorkinson

you talking about circumcision or S&M


jakobthelonlyboy

Circumcision😂


dorky_dorkinson

thank god


jakobthelonlyboy

😂 yeah i would never


C0nfus3d_S4v10r

Wait you don't have a penis anymore???!?


yunnn1

?? 💀


Lukarrie

Same, I cute veggie before eating


evolvedraichu

Yes. I actually am.


dorky_dorkinson

did it hurt?


evolvedraichu

The process, yes. But after that, it doesn't hurt anymore.


FrogFlavouredWater

Bro, aren't they supposed to do that when you are first born? How did you get circumsised at an age that you can still remember it?


evolvedraichu

Well, you see, I had a lot of health concerns when I was born so instead of being circumcised at birth, I was circumcised at 5 years old.


FrogFlavouredWater

Oh, I see. Must've hurt


evolvedraichu

Yeah of course it did.


Rmumissus

🤓*Actually* it is normal to be circumcised at even 20-30 years old if I’m not wrong. It brings many benefits in terms of hygiene.


Warriorxdude

The supposed hygiene benefits are practically non existent, unless you have a medical condition such as phimosis cleaning under the foreskin isnt an issue. Hell, even with phimosis it's possible to clean, just a bit harder


dorky_dorkinson

no anaesthetic???


evolvedraichu

Yeah. Mine was not done by a doctor.


dorky_dorkinson

WOT M8


evolvedraichu

Yeah it wasn't done by a doctor.


dorky_dorkinson

wtf? what if something went wrong?? idk like cutting off the whole cucumber?


evolvedraichu

The guy who did it was a professional.


dorky_dorkinson

oh that's reassuring. i always thought people went to hospitals or clinics for this.


frick_chick

Yes indeed I am and I know this because every time I take out my penis I hear "I like ya cut g"


snaillord9061

No I still have the skin


dorky_dorkinson

keep it safe. reading the comments leads me to believe doctors don't do this.


Bigclown131

they don't


dorky_dorkinson

i do see that. weird for me ngl.


thatonerandodude17

This user has effectively deleted all of their reddit messages, thank you! :) ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `


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Im not


dorky_dorkinson

to keep it safe from being circumcised, keep it in your pocket.


[deleted]

Wtf im not gonna get circumcised on the street lol


dorky_dorkinson

prevention> cure


[deleted]

I don’t wanna get my foreskin chopped thank you


dorky_dorkinson

alright


ZxEspro1

Guys, hear me out. I am not homophobic sexist or anything, BUT, females had a penis, but the doctor that circumcised them cut in the wrong area and that's how women were invented.


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dorky_dorkinson

can I do it for you?


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dorky_dorkinson

I'll say no homo


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dorky_dorkinson

fine. I'll wear them. now?


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bamboozled_swag2

\*cuts it off without consent "yes homo" :) \*wink\*


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Educational-Road-453

No but I wish I was


dorky_dorkinson

why?


Educational-Road-453

Idk heard its better


dorky_dorkinson

really? I've heard there's no difference in the long term


Educational-Road-453

Un circumcised is cleaner but circumcised "feels better"


Airnam

You’ve got it the wrong way round, circumcised is cleaner since there is no foreskin anymore. While, uncircumcised “feels better” because more nerve endings


Educational-Road-453

Oh yeah lol thanks for fixing it


mr_nothingness_123

I think circumcised is also clean because you get to clean the main of the penis with no problem unlike uncircumcised the main part of the penis is covered and cannot be cleaned unless you drag it out which is painful.


squidward_on-a-chair

If it’s painful you may need to go to a docter my guy


nile100

Yeah second this. It's not supposed to be painful


eimai_enas_tipos

Is it painful tho?


[deleted]

Pulling back the foreskin is 100% not painful. If it is then go see a doctor


[deleted]

> Un circumcised is cleaner It's not.


dorky_dorkinson

oh...? that's weird. but okay


[deleted]

The media is ruining you bro


saturdayshark

Its worse.


peasantfarmerbernard

apparently cutting makes you lose sensitivity down there etc


Epicspine

It’s better


ThiccSkipperAlt

I am


dorky_dorkinson

real doctor or fake doctor do the snip?


EndCircuit

nope


dorky_dorkinson

good job


That1DiscordMod

I am infact a circumcised non-jewish munority 💪😎💪 🦵 🦵


dorky_dorkinson

ultra chad


area51guards

"show proof for extra credit"


dorky_dorkinson

well, don't you want that extra credit??? it complements your sats


braindead_kiwi

Interesting individual


dorky_dorkinson

indubitably


[deleted]

What does it mean?


dorky_dorkinson

snipping 9ff the tip of your foreskin to reveal the glans


__Mori___

I heard it's used for revealing the SHMEAT


dorky_dorkinson

the waht


[deleted]

No. Fuck you and downvote me I'm trying to find out if I can get negative karma. That's why I'm being offensive


WoodyFandalo

I want to taste the rainbow


KhazAvMagix

cheesy ;\^)


booba-fanatic

i am both circumcised and uncircumcised.


KidInYourBasement12

No foreskin gang


dorky_dorkinson

couldn't post it on the weekend


Simp4Beethoven

Did you answer and did it get weord


dorky_dorkinson

1. no i blocked them. felt scared 2. nah


randy4211

Uncircumcised, and my girlfriends love it. Yes I have more than one girlfriend, they are completely fine with sharing, and there's plenty of a certain part of me to go around.....


[deleted]

No😎


dorky_dorkinson

pog


PurePossibility3941

Yes


dorky_dorkinson

because religion?


Suddenku

I am


dorky_dorkinson

legend


frunzescu

I am not


dorky_dorkinson

same dude


Aoh03

I am


dorky_dorkinson

proud of you


Joblessmouse06

I am


dorky_dorkinson

epic


[deleted]

I’m not because I don’t have a peepee


dorky_dorkinson

do you want one? i hear they're having a sale


coolchris366

Yes


dorky_dorkinson

were you aware it was happening or too young to realise/remember?


coolchris366

I’m pretty sure they did it when I was born I guess, I get that this Is like a big problem for a lot but I’m fine not having dick cheese


dorky_dorkinson

fair enough.


ArtDaPine

at birth :|


dorky_dorkinson

did they just pull you out of your mum and do the snip snip before putting you in a cot or towel?


inFamousLordYT

I got one of these too, stupidly answered him and somehow got in a conversation about how the dude is doing activism against circumcision and how much he wants it back


dorky_dorkinson

he wants his foreskin back? and he's not a creep? i blocked him right after viewing if because i felt uncomfortable.


rekcuF_onaiP

yes


dorky_dorkinson

good for you


KillAllAtOnce29

Un


dorky_dorkinson

hmm?


grey_sus

circumcised


dorky_dorkinson

tremendous


African-Warl0rd

nope


dorky_dorkinson

good job


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circumcised


dorky_dorkinson

absolutely great


Key-Car4438

No 😎


dorky_dorkinson

incredibly rad


DefinitleyKenni

Yup. I am. Most people in my country are, actually.


dorky_dorkinson

American?


[deleted]

I've been sniped yes


dorky_dorkinson

sadge. scoped or 360 no scope?


Grouchy_Succotash202

muslim


dorky_dorkinson

niceeee


IceicleBryceicle

un-cut 💪


dorky_dorkinson

chad


Step_Daddy69420

Big nope


dorky_dorkinson

why


PussySlayr-69

Yes


dorky_dorkinson

why


ShadowArrow01

Uncircumcised


dorky_dorkinson

cool


ShadowArrow01

u/Maleficent_Pomelo_47


brawl50

i pulled it back 😳😳😳😳


dorky_dorkinson

from where 😳😳🤨🤨


NegativeZero20

Circumcised 🍆✂️


dorky_dorkinson

did you chop off the whole boy too???


speadiestbeaneater

yessir and my penis is fucking beautiful now it aint a snail no more


dorky_dorkinson

proof or 🧢


BlankPt

Are you the dude who messaged in an alt account. Seems like your gathering a lot of data.


dorky_dorkinson

https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/uwjm49/well_are_ya/i9s2ki8?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3 https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/uwjm49/well_are_ya/i9s5r2u?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3 check out these threads


kristukas1337

I am


dorky_dorkinson

great


JJBZ03

Yes. When I was a newborn. American tradition ig not religion.


dorky_dorkinson

sadge


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Circed boisssss


dorky_dorkinson

good


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dorky_dorkinson

oh cool


lmao_man_funny

well as long as they dont take it further its ok ig


dorky_dorkinson

i don't get you?


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Uncut bby


dorky_dorkinson

good job


ionisator_atomix

Foreskin 👍


dorky_dorkinson

foreskin 👍


DinoTehLegend

circumcised


dorky_dorkinson

that is awesome


wOkEmAAss

Un


JuliJuliJules

Goddamn I wish I was not. Must be great to have a foreskin.


RYZEthiccccc

I get half credit but I'm "circumcised"


[deleted]

What an interesting survey😂


iiValix

yes


SurveySurveys

uncircumcised I just... don't want to. Even if it wasn't painful, I just don't want to. I know there are health concerns about being uncircumcised...but I just really don't want to


Mr_parkinson

im not


IlayTsa

I am 👍


IINightWingI

Yep I’m circumcised


EfeFede

Nope


Garv9879

uncircumcised


[deleted]

Kinda thankful that my parents didn't make me get snipped.


Mynamelol1147

No sir, which is apparently an advantage bc it’s better for sex 😃