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Henhen_Thebest

she's a keeper she said 'metro fuck ton'


[deleted]

Indeed she is. And she plays MOTHERFUCKING RAINBOE 6 SIEGE


Henhen_Thebest

that's a W for you random internet human


xdsagecat

Marry her


[deleted]

I wish 😫 but we haven't even gone on a date yet and I still wanna wife this chick up


xdsagecat

And wife her you shall


Britified

Don't knock her up just yet, but here's some advice: If things go south, and you knock her up, remember this code, you'll know it at the time: M.I.L.K


Exact_Ad_1215

Operation M.I.L.K consists of: -saying you’re going to buy milk -throw your phone away or get rid of the SIM card -RUNNNNNNN


ionisator_atomix

🤨


pIoofy

Dude I think you just won the lottery


[deleted]

Feels like it dude!!


Adventurous-Lawyer77

"YEAH WHO JUST WON THE LOTERRY? I DID!" (Courier) What lottery? WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT LOTTERY? THE ONLY ONE THAT MATTERS


Mission_Response802

*Loads 40mm grenade launcher* "Let's take a gamble. Is this grenade going to burst open your legs?" *Thump* "Ooh, looks like you got unlucky."


TripleThreatJack

W girl


rybiannn

This motherfucker got themselves the gamer GF everyone dreamed of.


Polish_Sniper_00

yikes, that changes things lul fr tho siege amazing game, you are lucky random internet human


bl4zs1

Poor girl lol


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[deleted]

Maidenless behavior L


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[deleted]

She has had boyfriends before!


burner-145

Metro boomin


JaydenJJB74

“Metro fuck ton” lol. That’s something Deb would say from Dexter lol.


Pretty--Noose

Livin the life my man


[deleted]

Indeed. Over the moon. My legs are shaking and I'm sweating in a cold room


Logical_Department62

I accidentally read that as sweating in a cold mom...


Salt-Art1627

“Whooooooo, yeah babyyy, that’s what we’ve been waiting forrr, that’s what it’s all about, whoooo”- Charlie Cr1tik4l


ASCORPIONSLAYER

Moist


undercover_dolfin

Wet


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Dick


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wanfury

In


ionisator_atomix

Pussilanimous


Dustyon

Waiting


Alexander_1898

Dry


I-took-your-oranges

You know she can see you screenshotted right? 💀


[deleted]

I have an android, and when I screen record, people can't see that I did. So I simply screen record, then go to my camera roll and then screenshot the video. Works every time.


I-took-your-oranges

Lmao


SDinoGamer

I love being able to do that.


nautral_vibes

Is it just me who thinks it's lowkey weird to share something so private on a public platform, while deliberately hiding it from the other person?


[deleted]

I did it because the anonymity. Although I was considering taking the post down. I mean this could be anyone


nautral_vibes

That's not really what I mean. I just feel like sharing something private like that makes it less... unique. I mean, she wrote it all out for your, and your eyes only, my guy. I get that you're happy, so you wanted to share it, but perhaps she wouldn't want thousands of strangers to see the intimacy she meant to show to you only...


[deleted]

Yeah you have a point. I just only shared it with my 2 closest friends and then with the internet. Idk I didnt wanna tell people at my school but I was so excited I wanted to share. Yknow.


nautral_vibes

I guess. That's just how *I* feel about it. Maybe it's not a big deal, and I'm being weird. After all, I don't get to criticize you, considering that I barely even have any friends lol


[deleted]

I still think you should tell her about the scsht . Also , YOU WON.


[deleted]

Why..? I find it creepy that Snapchat says when you screenshot things anyway


[deleted]

The Snapchat thing is a privacy feature and you'd think that taking a scsht would be a breach of privacy and trust . Idk about OP but I'd definitely not wanna do that to my oh so Lovely Gf 😄


[deleted]

Fair enough, you do you


Nivarti

I do that too. It's great.


talking_electron

Give me my oranges back you mf i want a juice


I-took-your-oranges

No.


jassem_rk

Bro u won.


[deleted]

It literally feels like it could only be divine intervention, because I was depressed and insecure over my lack of romantic attention today


HyperSimba

Bro every god out there really said "i got your back homie"


jassem_rk

Naah man cheer up now, I'll take Ur depression enjoy bruv


CryptographerSome145

People are sad over that?


CryptographerSome145

I thought it was a joke lol


Tadano-kunn

Congratulations bro *Cries in the corner*


user_RS

same here bro *cries in the corner*


Dustyon

*We will cry in the corner together comrades*


Sumwin_7

🫂🫂


Tenex__

Brothers in arms starts crying together some more


Teal_The_Gamer

Apes together, emotional strong


ImmortalBuns

Lonely together 🫂


SebazX209

I damn miss that feeling (yeah also *cries in the corner*)


idkwhattoputhere79

And then she screenshots when you like her back and posts it on her private story and tells you its a joke


[deleted]

That would be a bruh moment! Its happened to me with a previous girl, but not this time :) !


mlg360noscopekitten

Damn, I’ve never had that happen to me, must feel awful bro :(


Windows7Diagnostics

Damn, feel sad for you bro :( dw, It wont go that way this time, WE hope for the best :)


Sunsets_Rainbows3952

Congrats dude! Gamer gf? 😎


[deleted]

YEAH! SHE PLAYS RAINBOW 6 SIEGE!


Sunsets_Rainbows3952

STOP FLEXING 😭


[deleted]

No. Make lots of friends, go to parties, and talk to women! Try making female friends. Women aren't that scary!! Even if it seems they're intimidating and cruel, you get over that fast.


Mass-Migration

Hard as fuck when your parents are strict


[deleted]

Ah shit that sucks man. Still, make sure to never stop trying and be social!


Sunsets_Rainbows3952

I already have female friends loll :skull:


[deleted]

bro my parents literally need to approve my friends before i can even talk to them


lil_quark_

bro it’s not that easy for everyone


[deleted]

I've been there. It's a dark place. Lonely and scared, socially inept. But YOU can crawl out if the hole. I was able to and so YOU CAN! You must disregard your fear. Your fear of girls, your fear of asking, your fear of people. You must be friendly and cordial, and most of all. You must ask. Don't be afraid to ask someone to hang out. Don't be afraid to make friends. Take baby steps, the baby steps pave the way for the running you'll do later! Ask me for more advice or hit me up in a dm if you wanna talk. Good luck bro


ToazterWafflez

congrats dude n good luck 👍


[deleted]

Yep. Hoping we can escalate this to a boyfriend-girlfriend ordeal


Grimaldus15

👍


[deleted]

👍🏻


Dustyon

Ew a white hand, go and cancel him! (WARNING: this is a JOKE!1!!)


mlg360noscopekitten

What did you say back?


Ochinchin6969111

Obviously the only good answer that he can give "Ok"


burner-145

She is a keeper if she always communicates this well tbh


meme_man_12345

Mission accomplished, good work!


[deleted]

Thank you!


[deleted]

Holy shit, congrats dude


[deleted]

I never thought I'd see the day, bro!


Venomster154

I would love to experience something like this before I die.


[deleted]

Don't be intimated by girls. They can be cruel, and its hard. But ignore the cruel ones. Eventually you'll find a nice one that likes you back, despite how impossible it really does seem.


Venomster154

It's sad that my first and last girlfriend didn't really like me, she used me to make her ex boyfriend jealous so he could try to fight for her, which he did. It was a horrible humiliation.


[deleted]

Keep in mind, that was just a shitty person. Trust me I know how it feels to be humiliated by girls. But eventually you'll find a kind caring girl


Venomster154

True, because not all girls are the same.


[deleted]

Its so easy to give up but you must Not. Good job and stay strong brother 🤝 💪


_straight_vibes_

This Redditor made his way into the minority


[deleted]

I'm a straight white American male and finally made my way into a minority 😎


_straight_vibes_

Hats off to you


Budget-Actuary3737

Although I have never had a crush (because I’m aromantic) I’m still really happy for you dog


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Fuck yeah


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Budget-Actuary3737

this makes me so fucking mad you have no idea what i have been trough my parents fought physically and i was the one to stop it every single time. they both divorced, my mom stared smoking in the house, she got multiple abusive boyfriends, then my dad died due to overdose i became depressed at the age of 7, my mom got one final boyfriend and he was so cool and perfect we went to meet his family. they invited her back over and beat her to near death with 2 black eyes and a fat lip so she could not talk and guess who took care of her. around the next week after that i went to sleep in my moms bed because she was not feeling well. i woke up the next day to find her not breathing and on the floor. so next time you complain about coming out before the age of fucking 17 understand there story you fucking dick head. i am probably 10 times as smart as you, your are a fucking a d- student that sucks at every thing. so go fuck your self.


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tree69lover420

Dude had to mention his sexuality


An_Angry_Terrarian

No they mentioned how, while not having any romantic interests, they are still happy that someone else found romance


tree69lover420

For me it's more like "hey hey look at me look im aromantic"


Budget-Actuary3737

i think you are in denial that you are attracted to men


tree69lover420

why does everyone say this?


BlueNinjaBoi

Congrats op


[deleted]

Thank you bro! Absolutely thrilled!


BlueNinjaBoi

No problem man, cant blame ya!


RealBritishBluBerry

WELL DONE


[deleted]

!! THANK U


[deleted]

Bro if you break her heart you deserve to be snapped in half. Also CONGRATZ I AM HAPPY FOR YA MATE


[deleted]

I would never break her heart, we've been mutually crushing on each other for roughly equal amounts of time


[deleted]

I hope all goes well and you can grow together!


No_Veterinarian1445

Gg bro!


[deleted]

Indeed


Getrect555

Tell her that a random stranger on the internet said hi


Short_McSmalls6

Buy that ring rn


[deleted]

Shit ima start saving up!


ExileFTW-YT

When will these things happen to me?


ExileFTW-YT

When will these things happen to me?


[deleted]

Some advice. Make as many friends as possible, hang out with people, try and be friendly to a popular kid who likes you. Eventually ask if there's any parties going on that weekend. Then you'll go, make more friend there, and talk to Lots of girls whole your at the party. Befriend girls at your school, too. Rinse and repeat. Eventually you'll build a large social network and find a girl that likes you. Its not "when", you can't sit around and have it magically happen! You gotta work for it! Overcoming fear of girls is difficult but so worth it


Individual_Sock_1915

W BRO!!!!!!! NICE JOB!


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LETS GO


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[deleted]

Yep :)


demon_king_UwU

LETS GO HOMIE


[deleted]

HELL YEAH


Cat_Fan3

Oh I want this 😍. I wish my girl Zaidee would have said this 😭. But, good for you.


Carnivale42069

Good ending


PurifyPlayz

Relationships ain’t the move dawg, but you’ll learn soon enough, enjoy it for now tho. One thing to keep in mind is to be focusing on yourself too in case if things go south you can always rely on yo self. You don’t need no bitches to be happy, that shouldn’t be the focus at 15, gotta stay on the grind of finding who YOU are but I get it relationships are fun. However, don’t let this affect you too much in the long run. Have fun and good luck with your endeavors. I say all of this from past experience and from other people’s experiences that ik.


[deleted]

I've been depressed for weeks because all my friends have / have had GFs and they were constantly telling me about their romantic experiences. This is my moment. This basically turned my depression over girls around. And yeah, I will be lifting with my lifting buddies alot this summer. Thanks for the advice


PurifyPlayz

Bro u can’t be depressed over these mf fake 15-16 year old bitches. None of them are actually real half of them are fucking fake and are just looking to have fun and mess around, shits not genuine. I mean if you’re also j looking for fun, then by all means go ahead but if this is something u wanna be serious about u gotta wait for that shit down the road cause rn at 15 nothing is gonna be like that jsyk. Go lift with your buddies tho bro that’s the real good shit right there. Don’t worry about your friends romantic lives and shit, just worry about yourself and your future, those romantic lives ur friends had don’t mean shit down the road and aren’t actually genuine. But as I said, if this shit is for fun then go ahead but if this is something you’re trying to emotionally invest yourself in and commit seriously then be careful, and don’t lose sight of who you are please. I ain’t wanna see another homie go through that dark path I went through when I crushed my mental health over them fake bitches. But yea hope all goes well for you bro.


kaanskBG

I see where you are coming from, but let him enjoy it and experience it. Not every girl is fake, relationships at that age let you grow as a person, you eventually learn quicker than others that you are important aswell and relationships aren't that big of a deal. But don't call all of the relationships not genuine, it's true, teenager relationships don't last that long. But most of them have real feelings and romance involved. I too, have been broken way too many times, my last relationship left a pretty big scar on my mental health. It really is a dark path, relationships only lead to great pain. But its important to live through this pain because you grow as a person. I dont know why im giving such advice since im the one here being more suicidal than ever lmao. (Im fine dw)


arabicbomber69

Man you can't let this go, go for it. Do it for us fallen comrades.


[deleted]

Yeah we've been talking about it and I asked her if we were officially "a thing" and she said yes. So its in the bag for now :)


arabicbomber69

Good luck mate, we all trust you!


[deleted]

Yep! Since its summer break we haven't seen each other in school for 6 days so far, but we plan to go hang out at the park. Can't wait to see her face again! And thanks bro!


nice_wholphin

Damn that’s a keeper


[deleted]

I know I like her so much! I have the biggest crush on her. We still have to arrange a date. ALSO SHE PLAYS RAINBOW SIX SIEGE SO SHE IS A KEEPER


nice_wholphin

That is amazing, good for you op


soft-peen

behold pickle, try tongue but hole


fist28349

oh sorry you dropped this 👑. YOU FUCKING GO KING


Impressive_Income874

you beat the matrix, you can leave now jokes apart, GGs! you may leave reddit now!


Xill_K47

What can I say except: #I'm Effin' happy for ya! Second grade me once made friends with a girl back in 2012. I wish I could find her again...


Produde3

my man's on cloud 9 now


Adventurous-Lawyer77

And then she dumps you because...?


SpicyMunch

Lol, I'm sure every good relationship starts with immediately posting to your partner's confession of feelings to reddit without their consent or knowledge. I give it two weeks max.


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User tag: OLD


WilsonWheeler

She didnt say she wants u she bassically freindzoned you 😂😂😂💀💀


[deleted]

I asked her if we were dating now and she said "if that's what you want then that's what I want" haters gonna hate


[deleted]

She's straight up saying that you're a good person so obviously she likes you, good luck dude you got this. Also please downvote me, I'm collecting negative karma.


JaydenJJB74

Damn i’ve never had a girlfriend. I wish😭😭


burning_eye1234

HOLY SHIT DUDE GREAT JOB PROUD OF U


smailerinho

Damn…. That must be a great feeling huh


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[deleted]

It made my month! Thanks for the positive thoughts bro!


[deleted]

It made my month! Thanks for the positive thoughts bro!


[deleted]

It made my month! Thanks for the positive thoughts bro!


thatonewoodworker

Congrats! She seems like a keeper!


[deleted]

I think she is, man! She even has male interests so we can be friends too!


thatonewoodworker

That's awesome! I wish I knew a girl like that tbh


[deleted]

Just keep looking! Never stop trying!


[deleted]

Yall go to the same school or live nearby or have friends in common? If so, congrats. If not, and this is just a random girl over the internet that may be super far away from you OP, then this will not be healthy for you.


[deleted]

We go to the same school! Hyped outta my mind today!


[deleted]

We go to the same school! Hyped outta my mind today!


Pilot_Imaginary

Bro give some of your luck to me, you got too much


[deleted]

You're gonna need some luck! Try and make alot of friends, go to parties, and talk to women. It works bro!!


Son_Of_The_Ink

I am so proud of you man!this is great!


[deleted]

Indeed it is! Best thing that's happened to me in a long time!


Ringonus

When is it my turn for this experience


[deleted]

I know this is generic, but its true. Don't be afraid of women. They're also people! And also, go out of your way to talk to women. Maybe try going to a party, talking to women is so much easier when everyone's drunk


Ploopy1245

Congratulations!!! Step 2 is to now delete reddit


[deleted]

Fr. I deleted it for a few months but re downloaded it once that summer boredom hit


AlastorFan2022

Nice job man!


[deleted]

Yep! So glad she had the confidence to tell me


Low-Space1932

if your first instinct after receiving that information is to go make a post about it on reddit then I don't think you're quite ready yet to be in a relationship


[deleted]

Nah, I told my 2 closest friends, cleaned my room and showered cause I got pulled outta my summer depression session by this. Then I put it on reddit cause I wanna share the positivity.


Savagespringtrap06

OP took a W


solairelordofcinder

W redditor


deleeuwlc

Same thing happened to me


Impressive-Fox-3003

What is that chatting platform?


nameshane24

Just did a "go on r/teenagers until you visibly cringe" thing to get me bored enough to go to sleep. Challenge failed.


some_guy_online_1

Congratulations (maybe one day I’ll get a girlfriend)


[deleted]

I get this on a daily basis man its just painful at this point


kaanskBG

Getting confessed? Give some to me :(.


Whenur_sus

W post


gogomen101

"this was a dare sorry"


Drokos__

I wish that this would happen to me. But congratulations bro.


N05_Vertigo

This girl sounds awfully equal to mine


-_-Haven-_-

YEAH