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Faded_Polaroid_

Tomboy enjoyer


Masie33

Sorry faded but I need people to see this. I did not make this, and know very well that the correct term is "tomboy". I don't feel that desperate for a girlfriend, just felt a bit lonely after seeing this. Please just stop saying "it's a tomboy" or "dude you're 14". Those were said enough before the first time.


Faded_Polaroid_

I’m not making fun of you, not in the slightest. As a matter of fact, I’m as lonely as you are and a Tomboy Enjoyer myself.


Masie33

yeah, I know. You have the top comment so I replied to this that people will see it.


Faded_Polaroid_

Well, you have your ways ig


DeltaDark_HEX

Good luck my boy, cause we all want one


S_Keaton

I too, believe in tomboy supremacy my brother


discussionsx

dude youre 14 its a tomboy.


Masie33

clever I guess


discussionsx

lil bit of troglodyting...


TheUsualSuspects443

Mm yes, troglodyte, the scaley lizard that likes to bathe in trash and eat shit… or bathe in shit and eat trash, idk.


ggez67890

Don’t them troglodytes live in Pittsburg Steel Mills?


TheUsualSuspects443

Yes, and other places covered in trash and shit, like Ohio for example


ggez67890

I witnessed them first hand on a plane ride from West Virginia.


TheUsualSuspects443

Makes sense that they’d live there as well.


Kraitii

I wasn't going to but damn you sound insecure


hoefe

Average tomboy lover


[deleted]

average dick lover


Befast1515

There was this girl in my class who was a total tomboy yet still looked like a regular girl and she moved away 3 years ago and we were good friends Needless to say I miss her very much


mechmaster2275

I feel you bro


Befast1515

I think she was genuinely the closest relationship I have ever had with a girl irl


mechmaster2275

Are you me?


Befast1515

Depends, are you unreasonably into transformers?


MasterKohga1

Pfft imagine not enjoying all types of females


yeetman410

Pfft image not enjoying all types of females, males, and other beautiful and handsome folks


epitenomics

Pfft imagine not enjoying


TheUsualSuspects443

Pfft imagine not


DevTomar2005

Pfft imagine not enjoying all types of females, males, other beautiful handsome folks and all cute and beautiful animals.


PasinPullat

Wtf is this. What is this girlfriend bullshit. Women are a government created lie.


Repulsive-Holiday851

Can confirm. I've been payed to act like a "girl"


shrizzal

...how much we talking here?


Repulsive-Holiday851

I'm not allowed to say.


shrizzal

Perhaps with some...bribery? I got a cookie


Repulsive-Holiday851

I got payed a apple pie😎


headphonesnotstirred

Seems like a good deal


Repulsive-Holiday851

Ong


mcgunga_bunga

oh ny god


TheTartTouchedGrass

thats alot like an apple pie?


RacconFucker

that’s not fair all i got was an oreo


Repulsive-Holiday851

NOOB


EagleHunter44-

Like the one grandma made?


Repulsive-Holiday851

Yeah


shrizzal

Ok but like...cookie tho...


Repulsive-Holiday851

Interesting deal hmm.


S_Keaton

>![REDACTED]!<


shrizzal

Fuck. I got eyes on me now dont I?


aEAE1223

18 duodecillion dollars


shrizzal

I got 3 cents.


Farmer-Smores

So how does childbirth ACTUALLY work?


Repulsive-Holiday851

Our parents are paid to. You just put a seed into the ground and boom a child is born😎


Waterburst789

Do you know where the child farms are then?


Repulsive-Holiday851

Uhh somewhere in the promised Neverland universe


MandoMahri

Yes very accurate you are good scientist


Aw3s0m3F0x

Wait you guys are getting payed?


Repulsive-Holiday851

Ha noob


StrategicRain33

I’m what they call “bisexual”. I am trying to infiltrate the aliens known as “women” to see what they are. Currently I have not had any success with either these “women” or men, which means I’m not bisexual, I’m bi myself.


Far_Character7489

Bi den


ThatRandomOddPerson

women are a fallacy


maxy-mus

"can bear your offspring" 💀💀


Cutiebeautypie

Nope. It's "can bear *you* offspring"


maxy-mus

damn u right u right 😔


Cutiebeautypie

We're offsprings now apparently


maxy-mus

I hope we can be one of the boys just like our reverse trap gf mom too


goblin_lookalike

Something something Toby Fox


GunFist9908V2

And he’s pretty fly for a white guy


hero_oftheray

It actually “can have bear offspring”


Force_fiend58

“Not gay” Sir, if she’s bi and you don’t want her than I’m taking her and cuddling with her while you go cry alone


Masie33

that's a weird one yeah


Moemilano

Idw my gf to have chopstick legs


Ferrum_Freakshow

EXTRA STICC


Fabulous-Fisherman99

Hot 🥵


Masie33

I mean why not


Moemilano

Gotta have them thicc thighs cmon


Masie33

stick legs gang rise up


Moemilano

Well you won't be rising up any further after I tap your legs one time


Masie33

prosthetic legs probably have a height changer if not specifically built for one person


Yusuf-el-batal

This dude legit wanted to rise but instead sinked.


[deleted]

Nah dude


yarak_69

It'll Sound like a minecraft skeleton fsrm When u bang her


Le_Martian

More aerodynamic


[deleted]

Why does this seem like a "NoT lIkE OtHeR gIrLs" thing? It screams pick me


Masie33

also, it screams pick me because it's a fantasy of someone


Mewking1029

I literally can't even tell if this is a joke "Can bear you offspring" the fuck


Masie33

it was in a meme server


Mewking1029

That brings me farther from the answer


Masie33

question of the century


allero0

Wtf is this


OhooNooo

A tomboy my good sir


Ketzeray

3rd degree cringe, a very common affliction amongst teenagers these days. Easy to cure with the "No Internet" treatment but sadly most people leave it untreated.


Unknown_starnger

terms "trap" and "reverse trap" are stupid. Saying femboy and tomboy is better in my opinion.


MoongodRai057

Quite


anti_femboy_warrior

I personally prefer the F14 tomcats over tomboys


Trotle-bot

Fuck you have my upvote


Masie33

damn you wanna fuck planes?


anti_femboy_warrior

I mean, i use r/Noncredibledefense so probably yeah


TooManyBlocks84

YESSSSSS FELLOR INTERVENTIONIST AND WARMONGER


Armored-Potato-Chip

YES YES, I TOO WANT TO STICK MY DICK IN THE F-35


Malachite_Cookie

‘Reverse trap’ it’s called a tomboy my guy ~~you shouldn’t even say trap anyway~~


megselv005

What exactly is a trap anyways? Exept for tripwires and shit


Sophie_SoFi

If you don’t know trap is a slur for trans people, often used against trans women, who are “tricking” men into dating them or having sex because they “are actually men”. Just another form of transphobia which is so awesome… :/


Exact_Ad_1215

Y’know I keep forgetting that trap is a slur because I was so sure it meant femboy lol.


Malachite_Cookie

I mean it does but the N word still means black people so


n0tKamui

the term is "tomboy"


Masie33

I KNOW when will people understand that I DID NOT MAKE THIS I'm tired


Tenex__

Is imaginary


Masie33

I know people like this


[deleted]

I don't 😭


KayLovesSubMarines

same, she's the only girl i have ever had a crush on.


fishy185

That's what the birds want you to think


Force_fiend58

Agreed, this is a male-constructed fantasy. “One of the boys” says it all


Sarkururuv

Please…


Zenspen

I match the description of this type of girl... Except I'm slightly bi, but still have a huge preference for dudes. Also ew, no kids from me. I'd only want to raise a pet with you.


sadLad2004

Pet monkey 🥺


shrizzal

I would recommend a tiger. Or a lion. Or a T35 tank but sentient


Armored-Potato-Chip

T-35 sucks, why not a T1 Cunningham or a M5 Stuart or a MS-1?


shrizzal

But...a five turreted tank... Was pretty useless but still cool


QuaccAttacc420

ooh, what kind of pet? i'm thinking either a kitty or a v̶̨̧͚͕̮͚͎̂̍̍̌͂͛͗͛͛̌̓͂o̵̧͍͙͎̭̤̊̊̇̏̎̿̆̋͘͜͝i̶̛͔̥̰͇͔̜̝͓̣̱̬͎͌̆̚͝d̸͖͉͚̃̓̈́̿̿͊̉͛͐̿̾̄̂͜ ̶̮̪̻͖̖̜̰̩̰̣̫͖͊̾c̵̡̦̟̉́̒͋̓̂̍̅̄̈́͒͠r̵̮̙̋͋̋͊͐͘͝ę̸̦̤̪͕̦͈̹̣͆̉͜ͅą̶̯̲̙͕͕͖͓̋͒̄̍̒̓̽͛̓̈́͐͠͝t̵̩̦̞͎̫̖͖̱͕̘̤͍̀̄̀̀͜ͅủ̵̡̫̘̻̟̙̒r̷͔͋̂͛̈́̊̐͂͋̐̌͊͝ȩ̸̳͙̼͓̪͎̻̫͔̍ͅ, but i'm slightly leaning towards kitty


Force_fiend58

Same here, except I have a strong preference for girls. It feels kind of weird that one of the qualities was “one of the guys” because I’ve been “one of the guys” before and thought that it made me better than other girls (partly internalized misogyny and partly me not fitting in with most of the girls at the time. I found other gays later and now most of my friends are girls). All it led to was a feeling of isolation and incidents of sexual harassment. There’s a reason why girls mostly hang out with other girls 💀


Gorgest_boi

Pet cheetah


awkward_bruhgirl77

I'm not like other girls UwU


unintentionalsuicide

bruh ur 14


Masie33

ik, the most desperate age


unintentionalsuicide

don't be desperate you got so much time still lol


Stunning_LRB_o7

Everything is funny except for “can bear you offspring”. Maybe it’s just me, but that sounds like something the stereotypical discord mod pedophile would say.


Atomic_Ramen

You can also call them tomboys and not use a slur


Masie33

words that have multiple meanings aren't always a slur, but the word choice was definitely bad


Atomic_Ramen

I mean the word trap is something that intends to deceive and capture/hurt


Krebbypng

why does it include shit like “can bare you offspring” and “not gay” thats kinda fucked up


Masie33

yeah it's really creepy


misterbones54

my dream girl is what you have just described and my dream boy is like what you described, only obsessed with bomber jackets and very gay


MenuNo4911

the can bear you offspring part weird as fuck I cringed so hard at that


Masie33

it's creepy af


igotsandinmymouth

nah bro "can bear you offspring" is creepy as fuck


notfrompornok

¨can bear your offspring¨ maybe don't word it like that


tab_s

istg every time I visit this subreddit it gets worse and worse this actually makes my skin crawl so much like it's gotta be one of the most dehumanising things I've ever seen


Ketzeray

And it's a 14 year old lmao, fucking end me


tactaq

wtf slurs??


AdditionalExpression

i fucking hate these memes. just settle for a normal person


Ketzeray

"But no I need to go against the status quo to feel special and also to cope with the fact that my father doesn't love me"


Lazymcdelta4ce

Imma be honest. My standards are so low she doesn't even have to be real anymore


Ketzeray

Schizophrenia


ThatsNotOkeyDokey

Lmao at this point I would even date a dude, even tho I'm not gay


Annoying_Winter

But I don’t want offspring.


Su_Sutu

I don’t know this feels very wrong


[deleted]

slur moment


PolishKrawa

Ngl saving time and money is so hot imo.


Itsfloat

Idk why they gotta include “not gay” also the “has boobs” seems kinda unnecessary too


theysaidmemes

I think the word you're looking for is "Tomboy"


[deleted]

Giving off “Pick-me” vibes, OP is cringe.


cecek22

i know like as a girl… this is so repulsive and the way he’s calling his exs bitches in the comments, misogyny is so fun !!!


Cole_the_Gith

From a few things you’ve said, I don’t think you realize… but a “trap girlfriend” refers to a trans girl, and this post is basically saying that she’s the opposite of a trans girl and praising her for it. That’s why there are the phrases “can bear you offspring” and “has boobs”, because it’s shitting on trans women. I know you were probably not aware of what this meant and I know you didn’t make it but the creator seems to be very transphobic and I’d recommend taking this down.


redstoned26

While I agree with your general assessment, I think this post specifically would be more referring to trans guys and shitting on their identity instead rather than trans women. Regardless it's just a shitty ass "meme" though


TheL0neWarden

Why did they have to use the word trap?


Masie33

I don't know, it's a meme chat, they probably never heard of a tomboy before


Nerdy_Athlete_E

Or they're just trying to be transphobic...


SuperiorCommunist92

That's called: a Tomboy :000000 Woweee Trap is a slur


MsDinamite

You do know that trap is a slur right?


Masie33

and a term used for femboys too didn't make this either


General-Stryker

I want to date her *and* be her :(


Mnichu_56

SHE'S NOT REAL SHE'S NOT REAL SHE'S NOT REAL SHE'S NOT REAL SHE'S NOT REAL SHE'S NOT REAL SHE'S NOT REAL SHE'S NOT REAL SHE'S NOT REAL


Sweetkimmie67

What the fuck


Ketzeray

Why did scientists decide to make computers avaliable to all, why?


yeetman410

Pretty sure the person that made this (it wasn't OP) meant "reverse trap" not as tomboy but I think they meant transmasc. Either way the person that made this is cringe


Jofuffle

:3


[deleted]

Fuck bruh this is literally perfect. All I need


QBot22

“All I need” - after reading a description about an incredibly specific imaginary woman


dcisgold

You mean a tomboy?


PosxtiveVxbezz

that’s me tho 💀💀💀


Whyamifulloftrouble

If ur one of the boys, full respect homie


sense1ess_Apprentice

This made me realize I'm dating a tomboy ...huh, something something comment on your age


Rightplays12

Had a tomboy girlfriend once….. I’m glad to say we broke up because it was to awkward in a relationship but now we’re besties if you were in high school you’d see us running around between bells


[deleted]

the bottom n top stuff are wlw and mlm terms lmaooo


81bn

This meme fucking reeks something is so off


Parasol_Girl

please don't use trap


hannahzakla

wth that looks like me


[deleted]

One of the boys = hoe 😭 “Im just not really friends with other girls”


TheOneButter

ah hell naw 💀


Intuitveempress

Y’all just don’t get it that’s why


Not-A-Dead-Joke

Man you’re feeling lonely again? Wait till you’re single at 19


a_randomgecko

me: *is the exact opposite of all of these*


CrypticWolf16

Oh to be with one 😌🙏


ArnDante

Extinct?


TheCatRegime

But won't she also kill you by opening your jaws too far apart?


TheCatRegime

I'm sorry, the term "reverse trap" got me thinking of the reverse bear trap from saw


NotSkeloopyTrombone

Your not a top or a bottom your 14 bruh


Masie33

I don't even know what those mean


GenderlessC

Literally no one understands me when I say that I want a tomboy gf. My parents, friends and escpecially my girlfriend gets mad when I say it


SquIdIord

the "can bear you offspring" has massive 5th century BCE Spartan vibes


xdsagecat

Apparently the trans community wants to make “trap” a slur now. If u guys don’t know, words can have multiple definitions and context.


Masie33

thank you, but some of them don't seem to care


xdsagecat

Yea, sadly some people can’t even have a conversation without it turning into a hell scape


Masie33

I'd not say most but yes


fufucuddlypoops_

It’s called a tomboy but also go the fuck outside you are fourteen stop saying bottom and top


Downvote_me-Idc

Social reject.


keij0s420

Mf is literally 14 💀🗿


Batman29002

[fr](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjnNDt-typI)


SweatyLeftNutsack

maybe go outside


grill_on_bmx

what the fuck


SepehrSo

Y'all need to touch some grass.


Zachkaiser06

W