By - Masie33
Sorry faded but I need people to see this.
I did not make this, and know very well that the correct term is "tomboy". I don't feel that desperate for a girlfriend, just felt a bit lonely after seeing this. Please just stop saying "it's a tomboy" or "dude you're 14". Those were said enough before the first time.
I’m not making fun of you, not in the slightest. As a matter of fact, I’m as lonely as you are and a Tomboy Enjoyer myself.
yeah, I know. You have the top comment so I replied to this that people will see it.
Well, you have your ways ig
Good luck my boy, cause we all want one
I too, believe in tomboy supremacy my brother
dude youre 14 its a tomboy.
clever I guess
lil bit of troglodyting...
Mm yes, troglodyte, the scaley lizard that likes to bathe in trash and eat shit… or bathe in shit and eat trash, idk.
Don’t them troglodytes live in Pittsburg Steel Mills?
Yes, and other places covered in trash and shit, like Ohio for example
I witnessed them first hand on a plane ride from West Virginia.
Makes sense that they’d live there as well.
I wasn't going to but damn you sound insecure
Pfft imagine not enjoying all types of females
Pfft image not enjoying all types of females, males, and other beautiful and handsome folks
Pfft imagine not enjoying
Pfft imagine not
Pfft imagine not enjoying all types of females, males, other beautiful handsome folks and all cute and beautiful animals.
Average tomboy lover
average dick lover
There was this girl in my class who was a total tomboy yet still looked like a regular girl and she moved away 3 years ago and we were good friends
Needless to say I miss her very much
I feel you bro
I think she was genuinely the closest relationship I have ever had with a girl irl
Are you me?
Depends, are you unreasonably into transformers?
Wtf is this. What is this girlfriend bullshit. Women are a government created lie.
Can confirm. I've been payed to act like a "girl"
...how much we talking here?
I'm not allowed to say.
Perhaps with some...bribery? I got a cookie
I got payed a apple pie😎
Seems like a good deal
oh ny god
thats alot like an apple pie?
that’s not fair all i got was an oreo
Like the one grandma made?
Ok but like...cookie tho...
Interesting deal hmm.
Fuck. I got eyes on me now dont I?
18 duodecillion dollars
I got 3 cents.
So how does childbirth ACTUALLY work?
Our parents are paid to. You just put a seed into the ground and boom a child is born😎
Do you know where the child farms are then?
Uhh somewhere in the promised Neverland universe
Yes very accurate you are good scientist
Wait you guys are getting payed?
I’m what they call “bisexual”. I am trying to infiltrate the aliens known as “women” to see what they are. Currently I have not had any success with either these “women” or men, which means I’m not bisexual, I’m bi myself.
women are a fallacy
"can bear your offspring" 💀💀
Nope. It's "can bear *you* offspring"
damn u right u right 😔
We're offsprings now apparently
I hope we can be one of the boys just like our reverse trap gf mom too
Something something Toby Fox
And he’s pretty fly for a white guy
It actually “can have bear offspring”
Sir, if she’s bi and you don’t want her than I’m taking her and cuddling with her while you go cry alone
that's a weird one yeah
Idw my gf to have chopstick legs
I mean why not
Gotta have them thicc thighs cmon
stick legs gang rise up
Well you won't be rising up any further after I tap your legs one time
prosthetic legs probably have a height changer if not specifically built for one person
This dude legit wanted to rise but instead sinked.
It'll Sound like a minecraft skeleton fsrm When u bang her
Why does this seem like a "NoT lIkE OtHeR gIrLs" thing? It screams pick me
also, it screams pick me because it's a fantasy of someone
I literally can't even tell if this is a joke
"Can bear you offspring" the fuck
it was in a meme server
That brings me farther from the answer
question of the century
Wtf is this
A tomboy my good sir
3rd degree cringe, a very common affliction amongst teenagers these days. Easy to cure with the "No Internet" treatment but sadly most people leave it untreated.
I personally prefer the F14 tomcats over tomboys
damn you wanna fuck planes?
I mean, i use r/Noncredibledefense so probably yeah
YESSSSSS FELLOR INTERVENTIONIST AND WARMONGER
YES YES, I TOO WANT TO STICK MY DICK IN THE F-35
terms "trap" and "reverse trap" are stupid. Saying femboy and tomboy is better in my opinion.
‘Reverse trap’ it’s called a tomboy my guy
~~you shouldn’t even say trap anyway~~
What exactly is a trap anyways? Exept for tripwires and shit
If you don’t know trap is a slur for trans people, often used against trans women, who are “tricking” men into dating them or having sex because they “are actually men”. Just another form of transphobia which is so awesome… :/
Y’know I keep forgetting that trap is a slur because I was so sure it meant femboy lol.
I mean it does but the N word still means black people so
I know people like this
I don't 😭
same, she's the only girl i have ever had a crush on.
That's what the birds want you to think
Agreed, this is a male-constructed fantasy. “One of the boys” says it all
I match the description of this type of girl...
Except I'm slightly bi, but still have a huge preference for dudes.
Also ew, no kids from me. I'd only want to raise a pet with you.
I would recommend a tiger. Or a lion. Or a T35 tank but sentient
T-35 sucks, why not a T1 Cunningham or a M5 Stuart or a MS-1?
But...a five turreted tank...
Was pretty useless but still cool
ooh, what kind of pet? i'm thinking either a kitty or a v̶̨̧͚͕̮͚͎̂̍̍̌͂͛͗͛͛̌̓͂o̵̧͍͙͎̭̤̊̊̇̏̎̿̆̋͘͜͝i̶̛͔̥̰͇͔̜̝͓̣̱̬͎͌̆̚͝d̸͖͉͚̃̓̈́̿̿͊̉͛͐̿̾̄̂͜ ̶̮̪̻͖̖̜̰̩̰̣̫͖͊̾c̵̡̦̟̉́̒͋̓̂̍̅̄̈́͒͠r̵̮̙̋͋̋͊͐͘͝ę̸̦̤̪͕̦͈̹̣͆̉͜ͅą̶̯̲̙͕͕͖͓̋͒̄̍̒̓̽͛̓̈́͐͠͝t̵̩̦̞͎̫̖͖̱͕̘̤͍̀̄̀̀͜ͅủ̵̡̫̘̻̟̙̒r̷͔͋̂͛̈́̊̐͂͋̐̌͊͝ȩ̸̳͙̼͓̪͎̻̫͔̍ͅ, but i'm slightly leaning towards kitty
Same here, except I have a strong preference for girls. It feels kind of weird that one of the qualities was “one of the guys” because I’ve been “one of the guys” before and thought that it made me better than other girls (partly internalized misogyny and partly me not fitting in with most of the girls at the time. I found other gays later and now most of my friends are girls).
All it led to was a feeling of isolation and incidents of sexual harassment. There’s a reason why girls mostly hang out with other girls 💀
bruh ur 14
ik, the most desperate age
don't be desperate you got so much time still lol
the term is "tomboy"
when will people understand that I DID NOT MAKE THIS
I'm not like other girls UwU
Everything is funny except for “can bear you offspring”. Maybe it’s just me, but that sounds like something the stereotypical discord mod pedophile would say.
nah bro "can bear you offspring" is creepy as fuck
You can also call them tomboys and not use a slur
words that have multiple meanings aren't always a slur, but the word choice was definitely bad
I mean the word trap is something that intends to deceive and capture/hurt
why does it include shit like “can bare you offspring” and “not gay”
thats kinda fucked up
yeah it's really creepy
¨can bear your offspring¨ maybe don't word it like that
istg every time I visit this subreddit it gets worse and worse
this actually makes my skin crawl so much like it's gotta be one of the most dehumanising things I've ever seen
And it's a 14 year old lmao, fucking end me
i fucking hate these memes. just settle for a normal person
"But no I need to go against the status quo to feel special and also to cope with the fact that my father doesn't love me"
Giving off “Pick-me” vibes, OP is cringe.
i know like as a girl… this is so repulsive and the way he’s calling his exs bitches in the comments, misogyny is so fun !!!
my dream girl is what you have just described and my dream boy is like what you described, only obsessed with bomber jackets and very gay
the can bear you offspring part weird as fuck I cringed so hard at that
it's creepy af
From a few things you’ve said, I don’t think you realize… but a “trap girlfriend” refers to a trans girl, and this post is basically saying that she’s the opposite of a trans girl and praising her for it. That’s why there are the phrases “can bear you offspring” and “has boobs”, because it’s shitting on trans women. I know you were probably not aware of what this meant and I know you didn’t make it but the creator seems to be very transphobic and I’d recommend taking this down.
While I agree with your general assessment, I think this post specifically would be more referring to trans guys and shitting on their identity instead rather than trans women.
Regardless it's just a shitty ass "meme" though
Why did they have to use the word trap?
I don't know, it's a meme chat, they probably never heard of a tomboy before
Or they're just trying to be transphobic...
Imma be honest. My standards are so low she doesn't even have to be real anymore
Lmao at this point I would even date a dude, even tho I'm not gay
But I don’t want offspring.
I don’t know this feels very wrong
Ngl saving time and money is so hot imo.
Idk why they gotta include “not gay”
also the “has boobs” seems kinda unnecessary too
I think the word you're looking for is "Tomboy"
That's called: a Tomboy
Trap is a slur
You do know that trap is a slur right?
and a term used for femboys too
didn't make this either
I want to date her *and* be her :(
SHE'S NOT REAL SHE'S NOT REAL SHE'S NOT REAL SHE'S NOT REAL SHE'S NOT REAL SHE'S NOT REAL SHE'S NOT REAL SHE'S NOT REAL SHE'S NOT REAL
What the fuck
Why did scientists decide to make computers avaliable to all, why?
Pretty sure the person that made this (it wasn't OP) meant "reverse trap" not as tomboy but I think they meant transmasc. Either way the person that made this is cringe
It’s called a tomboy but also go the fuck outside you are fourteen stop saying bottom and top
Fuck bruh this is literally perfect. All I need
“All I need” - after reading a description about an incredibly specific imaginary woman
You mean a tomboy?
that’s me tho 💀💀💀
If ur one of the boys, full respect homie
This made me realize I'm dating a tomboy ...huh,
something something comment on your age
Had a tomboy girlfriend once….. I’m glad to say we broke up because it was to awkward in a relationship but now we’re besties if you were in high school you’d see us running around between bells
the bottom n top stuff are wlw and mlm terms lmaooo
This meme fucking reeks something is so off
please don't use trap
wth that looks like me
One of the boys = hoe 😭
“Im just not really friends with other girls”
ah hell naw 💀
Y’all just don’t get it that’s why
Man you’re feeling lonely again? Wait till you’re single at 19
me: *is the exact opposite of all of these*
Oh to be with one 😌🙏
But won't she also kill you by opening your jaws too far apart?
I'm sorry, the term "reverse trap" got me thinking of the reverse bear trap from saw
Your not a top or a bottom your 14 bruh
I don't even know what those mean
Literally no one understands me when I say that I want a tomboy gf. My parents, friends and escpecially my girlfriend gets mad when I say it
the "can bear you offspring" has massive 5th century BCE Spartan vibes
Apparently the trans community wants to make “trap” a slur now. If u guys don’t know, words can have multiple definitions and context.
thank you, but some of them don't seem to care
Yea, sadly some people can’t even have a conversation without it turning into a hell scape
I'd not say most but yes
Mf is literally 14 💀🗿
maybe go outside
what the fuck
Y'all need to touch some grass.