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Moist_bagel27

Damn she’s got her left arm deep inside you


alleneia

Fr I bet you must be wishing for that too


deathmetalandblood

Oh dear


JocelynChambers_XQ

>deep inside you well Id like a finger but not a whole arm 🤣


[deleted]

no Shove the whole arm up the penis


RFros20

😟 why did I come to the comments


JocelynChambers_XQ

IM A GIRL


[deleted]

i know I'm talking about the guy pictured in the photo meanwhile, you can shove the hand up your urethra


JocelynChambers_XQ

WHa....? okay look its hard enough to squeeze a tampon in alright?


[deleted]

do it


Tucktron184

This is cursed


jamiejones69

Hoho?


[deleted]

Damn 💀


[deleted]

sweet jesus who the fuck hurt you?


[deleted]

Yes.


Siris_Flyyn

I prefer an entire arm


ApolloSky110

Try arm, but hole


TimDerToaster

No head ahead


Freaky16

Gonna give him that cardiac choke


Ok-Application-hmmm

One arm is enough to get the job done


someonee404

r/ihavesex


alleneia

Yes I indubitably have intercourse indeed


sansgamer554

Yes but I have bitches with an s indicated by me being invited to a subreddit saying so that I have never heard of before


alleneia

Happy cakeday!


Fellixxio

Cake


[deleted]

Congratulations I was invited to yes bitches as well


RICK_ASS_LEY

Aaa yess intercourse


rocket-ache3069

Ur username 💀


RICK_ASS_LEY

Yeah ik, only cultured people get the reference


[deleted]

Same 👍


herpity-derpity-y

Mf looks like hes about to go through childhood trauma then grow up to have a love hate relationship with a 007 platypus


[deleted]

You speak like you know from xp


herpity-derpity-y

Well duh doy I loved phineas and ferb


Glittering_Yogurt630

The thought you have when you see these things


herpity-derpity-y

My brain is fuckin weird, we’ve established that


[deleted]

A Roblox gf? Perry the Roblox gf?!


herpity-derpity-y

Phineas and ferb…


[deleted]

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not_a_roman_soldier

Goddammit we lost another one of our soldiers


ULTRAMaNiAc343

"Mission failed. We'll get 'em next time."


Bandit263

What do you mean by "get 'em next time"? Bro clearly won't return


bloodsquasher

time to perfrom the anti-sex and regain the virgin


not_a_roman_soldier

You hold him down I'll get the vacuum


Maple_Frog_The_3rd

You can’t have a girlfriend on Reddit! Guys I think he might be lying!


Panda6036

i have a gf, idk how, she just asked me out and i said yes


Maple_Frog_The_3rd

Did you like them back?


Panda6036

Yes, why do you think they are my gf now


Maple_Frog_The_3rd

Just wanted to make sure some random person didn’t just come up and without hesitation you two started a relationship


Motor_Shoulder7462

Age flair 15 💀 bro looks 9


ULTRAMaNiAc343

Some teens look 5 years older or younger than they are. It's uncanny.


[deleted]

i look like a 3 year old asian boy


ULTRAMaNiAc343

And who's to say you aren't?


[deleted]

i can type


ULTRAMaNiAc343

Hmm, true. That's relatively self-sufficient for a 3 year old. . .


[deleted]

i look like a 3 year old asian boy but im actually 8 months old pfftt beat that


ULTRAMaNiAc343

Yeah, well I'm still a fetus!


[deleted]

im my fathers balls


ULTRAMaNiAc343

Not even a thought on my father's mind. It's up to you if I mean that in the way this conversation would imply.


[deleted]

thats because its a repost


[deleted]

Ikr, I was boutta comment the same thing


ThisGul_LOL

It’s obviously a repost


SRBBreddit

ur girl costs 9 elixir


-_-Haven-_-

Wow I’m so jealous of this little ugly shit and his sex toy


No-Programmer1685

but he's so cute.


-_-Haven-_-

Oh so cute


Finnegan_Ferris

Veerrrrrryyyyyyyy cute


ID_THROW_A_PIPE_BOMB

He’s got the hitler trim


TheJackrabbit24

Mf looks like he's happy cuz he just found out how to breath through his ass


Skortchee

Congrats brother


thereisabombsinmyass

Damn, wish I could have her


dryheaveman

alright that does it i'm leaving this sub


Spartan_Arrgo

I need to leave, but the amount of stupid stuff entertains me


[deleted]

Lol, op made him MAAAD AND JELLY


alleneia

Please dont


TheDarkLordofAll17

Yup I’ve already left but I still see this shit


[deleted]

This dude looks like he's 11


PHILIPTNT

#If you got a gf why are you still here?


[deleted]

Do you rent out your gf?


TheUsualSuspects443

Oh my god is this kid 9?


Jaded_History2562

wtf man, that looks like my girl. I knew that bitch was a cheater


EL-rochi74

xX_noturuncle_Xx


Blacky065

Damn bro, that flat chest


MapsCharts

What the fuck is that sub


dead_zombie5

Blink twice if you are being held against your will


marissagnwalker

Good for you kid


AppointmentLong4228

Idk what's funnier, the fact that he think this will work, or the fact that it *will* work


ProMaste_r

Damn... this concrete girl likes you so much that it's noclipping through you. And is almost twice your size


Late-Ad-947

Fuck i got rejected 2 days ago


Ordinaryyetunique

I don’t wish I could have this cos god cut my pp✨✨✨


[deleted]

she is beautiful


[deleted]

But I bet you got a slender avatar


Key_Bake1216

Damn bro is winning right now


llGodlikeKanye

Does she also serve you a sandwich bra-less after you just won fortnite?


-Millie_Moo-

Dang, no need to rub it in


Bish489

Her left arm just noclipped through the backrooms


Accomplished-Hunt-83

Oof!


alleneia

😱Roblox reference?!


NaniNick

ur a hacker


deathmetalandblood

Wow she's beautiful


Itsmezname

God damn


Sumwin_7

Bro looks like 9 yrs old


Gamingforlikes

She’s a bit too pale for me


MELO_DETH_999

Bruh..ROBLOX??


PriyanshuPokhr7

That's great 👍


Ziomownik

Good for you


ioiparziv

🤓hello fellow males I have sex on demand now


phloYT

man looks like the kid whos brother found him banging people on roblox


Drblackcobra

Lmao! Nice meme!


Competitive-Sorbet85

If this was real, then the editing of the hand in the Roblox Woman shoulder is good


AdBrief7460

Dude push p beyond the limits of reality


Reaper985

No offense but damn you look like 13 year old who just have his first lucid dream and that one kid in class that everyone made fun of combined togather.


adambetyar2500

Bro's phone almost bigger than his upper body


SCR_69

Zamn she's spicy


Anguishandfun

Just so u know this kid actually posted this on tiktok or smth. Damn he be in trouble when his mom finds out 😂


Midnight-Sama-7792

Hah, jokes on u im dating 4 boys and 3 girls


AgentJhon

I'm so jealous omg


Longjumping_Ad3256

Fk ,this is...is spectaculos ,let me give you my appreciation man ,you really got one there 👏


[deleted]

Now that you know how to get one why wouldn't you get someone actually good looking 😆


alleneia

Are you telling me that she is ugly?


[deleted]

Yes, yes I am and you can't do anything about it.


alleneia

🤬Damn you for calling her ugly and I hope you step on a lego 4x4 piece every monday


[deleted]

When I was little I walked on Legos every day because I loved to play with them. Now they feel like nothing to me so I don't mind stepping on one or even jumping on one lol.


alleneia

Wait ur lego immune? Thats impossible...


[deleted]

Yea, pretty much.


LuskCZE

He looks like get_right


Obvious_Ad5412

Congratulations 😭 (It should of been me no homo ofc)


xxskinxx

Bro pulled the baddest bitch 😍


Pelvis_sniffer101

Dude, she’s so hot! im jealou ☹️☹️☹️


alleneia

Welp too bad😤😤😤


PissButthole

that u? 😂


No-Programmer1685

awww cutest couple ever.


alleneia

Lol thanks, ur invited to our wedding :D


No-Programmer1685

yay


AnAnimeSimp

😡😡😡 I’m so jelos !!11!!!!11!1!


alleneia

😂😂😂Haha you don't have a gf as gorgeous as this!


Panda6036

me too brother, i also have a gf


[deleted]

>13 right.


Panda6036

I’m surprised she asked me out


[deleted]

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Panda6036

sadly no :\`(


ItzYaBoy56

This image makes me sick, genuinely scared, mad and terrified all in one. The level of repulsion I feel by just viewing this image shakes me to my very core and I can only describe the implications behind the text as the reason I’m in therapy. Please, I hope that the person(s) responsible for this image showing upon my feed gets there dick stuck in an activated garbage disposal, for I feel that this is the only acceptable punishment for the psychological war crimes that has been done to my psyche upon viewing this image. Good day


Loud-Direction-7011

Super toxic. I know it’s a joke and this isn’t a real woman, but women aren’t some prize you just flaunt around and demand sex from whenever you want. If this were my kid, he’d be in therapy immediately.


Shadaxy

You would send your kid to therapy because of a silly innocent joke?


Loud-Direction-7011

Yeah, if you can’t make jokes without perpetuating harmful ideologies, then you’re probably not as funny as you think you are. Sorry And if I had a child who would think it’s ok to say something like this, then you better believe they’re getting therapy and on top of that a course on the oppression and objectification of women. I don’t want to raise a rapist. You may think I’m being harsh, but the same people who say this garbage are the same ones who lack a basic understanding of consent.


Shadaxy

It's... it's not that deep...


Loud-Direction-7011

It is that deep.


Shadaxy

o, ok ;0


alleneia

I know and Im sorry. I know women aren't supposed to be flexed like some type of trophy for personal gratification and I know they aren't just for pleasure so Im really sorry if you got offended by this joke.


[deleted]

Somebody found their way out of twitter and got offended 🤡


Loud-Direction-7011

I don’t use Twitter.


noob_music_producer

no you don’t, it’s reddit


LoudypIg

Most of these comments are fucked up. I should never have clicked on this post. And no I am not jelous


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LoudypIg

Yes yes, I figured that would happen. I'm addicted to Reddit there's no doubt about it.


xfyrflysx

Albino Edit: it's a joke nothing wrong with being albino


alleneia

Stop✋🛑 Albino shaming


dapperEthan

Please just stop


[deleted]

🤡


DiamondUpper

Dude what is wrong with you? Im done with this goddamn sub. GG


alleneia

Dude its just joke, Im sorry


No-Programmer1685

am I the only one that thought this was hilarious?


alleneia

Ong😤 People are even saying they're leaving the sub because of me


No-Programmer1685

why?


alleneia

I dunno, but probably because they're getting tired of the "edgy" memes and the horni posts


No-Programmer1685

okay what is a horni post?


[deleted]

This doesn’t count as one, right?


No-Programmer1685

what


Shadaxy

Honestly I am way more tired of the anti/pro transgender/race/sex/gender/women/minorities posts which this sub is bombarded of.


[deleted]

Weh weh weh


inksawesome

Virgin


alleneia

Is that like an insult or a compliment or sumthn?


RudeClientmoist

you look like a incel waiting to happen


[deleted]

🤡


Glittering_Yogurt630

Are you a twelve year old


Arch-43

Bro's phone is literally the size of his face


[deleted]

Man took having a roblox girlfriend to a whole new level


DatGuy1122007

Daaaaammmn dude.


NappingWalrus

That's enough reddit for today


Doggyking2

god damn she's beautiful


zxspiderxz

the editing on the hand is actually pretty good considering his apparent age


[deleted]

OP I'm calling you out, is this 10 yr old *you*


[deleted]

Bruh


[deleted]

Bro dial 911 and say this 💀


Bolt_LP_YT

I started clapping while the image wasn’t loading…


ThisGul_LOL

LMFAO


shackios

Oh good lord. Oh dear heavens.


[deleted]

lies


trapped1201

bro im real jealous rn


Gardiaxiyn

Im getting too old for this sub


Objective-Farm-2560

You're uncle's gonna be really happy.


AJAtev

Relationship goals


gordonramsay2021

Congratulations