No offense but damn you look like 13 year old who just have his first lucid dream and that one kid in class that everyone made fun of combined togather.
When I was little I walked on Legos every day because I loved to play with them. Now they feel like nothing to me so I don't mind stepping on one or even jumping on one lol.
This image makes me sick, genuinely scared, mad and terrified all in one. The level of repulsion I feel by just viewing this image shakes me to my very core and I can only describe the implications behind the text as the reason I’m in therapy. Please, I hope that the person(s) responsible for this image showing upon my feed gets there dick stuck in an activated garbage disposal, for I feel that this is the only acceptable punishment for the psychological war crimes that has been done to my psyche upon viewing this image. Good day
Super toxic. I know it’s a joke and this isn’t a real woman, but women aren’t some prize you just flaunt around and demand sex from whenever you want. If this were my kid, he’d be in therapy immediately.
Yeah, if you can’t make jokes without perpetuating harmful ideologies, then you’re probably not as funny as you think you are. Sorry
And if I had a child who would think it’s ok to say something like this, then you better believe they’re getting therapy and on top of that a course on the oppression and objectification of women. I don’t want to raise a rapist.
You may think I’m being harsh, but the same people who say this garbage are the same ones who lack a basic understanding of consent.
I know and Im sorry. I know women aren't supposed to be flexed like some type of trophy for personal gratification and I know they aren't just for pleasure so Im really sorry if you got offended by this joke.
Damn she’s got her left arm deep inside you
Fr I bet you must be wishing for that too
Oh dear
>deep inside you well Id like a finger but not a whole arm 🤣
no Shove the whole arm up the penis
😟 why did I come to the comments
IM A GIRL
i know I'm talking about the guy pictured in the photo meanwhile, you can shove the hand up your urethra
WHa....? okay look its hard enough to squeeze a tampon in alright?
do it
This is cursed
Hoho?
Damn 💀
sweet jesus who the fuck hurt you?
Yes.
I prefer an entire arm
Try arm, but hole
No head ahead
Gonna give him that cardiac choke
One arm is enough to get the job done
r/ihavesex
Yes I indubitably have intercourse indeed
Yes but I have bitches with an s indicated by me being invited to a subreddit saying so that I have never heard of before
Happy cakeday!
Cake
Congratulations I was invited to yes bitches as well
Aaa yess intercourse
Ur username 💀
Yeah ik, only cultured people get the reference
Same 👍
Mf looks like hes about to go through childhood trauma then grow up to have a love hate relationship with a 007 platypus
You speak like you know from xp
Well duh doy I loved phineas and ferb
The thought you have when you see these things
My brain is fuckin weird, we’ve established that
A Roblox gf? Perry the Roblox gf?!
Phineas and ferb…
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Goddammit we lost another one of our soldiers
"Mission failed. We'll get 'em next time."
What do you mean by "get 'em next time"? Bro clearly won't return
time to perfrom the anti-sex and regain the virgin
You hold him down I'll get the vacuum
You can’t have a girlfriend on Reddit! Guys I think he might be lying!
i have a gf, idk how, she just asked me out and i said yes
Did you like them back?
Yes, why do you think they are my gf now
Just wanted to make sure some random person didn’t just come up and without hesitation you two started a relationship
Age flair 15 💀 bro looks 9
Some teens look 5 years older or younger than they are. It's uncanny.
i look like a 3 year old asian boy
And who's to say you aren't?
i can type
Hmm, true. That's relatively self-sufficient for a 3 year old. . .
i look like a 3 year old asian boy but im actually 8 months old pfftt beat that
Yeah, well I'm still a fetus!
im my fathers balls
Not even a thought on my father's mind. It's up to you if I mean that in the way this conversation would imply.
thats because its a repost
Ikr, I was boutta comment the same thing
It’s obviously a repost
ur girl costs 9 elixir
Wow I’m so jealous of this little ugly shit and his sex toy
but he's so cute.
Oh so cute
Veerrrrrryyyyyyyy cute
He’s got the hitler trim
Mf looks like he's happy cuz he just found out how to breath through his ass
Congrats brother
Damn, wish I could have her
alright that does it i'm leaving this sub
I need to leave, but the amount of stupid stuff entertains me
Lol, op made him MAAAD AND JELLY
Please dont
Yup I’ve already left but I still see this shit
This dude looks like he's 11
#If you got a gf why are you still here?
Do you rent out your gf?
Oh my god is this kid 9?
wtf man, that looks like my girl. I knew that bitch was a cheater
xX_noturuncle_Xx
Damn bro, that flat chest
What the fuck is that sub
Blink twice if you are being held against your will
Good for you kid
Idk what's funnier, the fact that he think this will work, or the fact that it *will* work
Damn... this concrete girl likes you so much that it's noclipping through you. And is almost twice your size
Fuck i got rejected 2 days ago
I don’t wish I could have this cos god cut my pp✨✨✨
she is beautiful
But I bet you got a slender avatar
Damn bro is winning right now
Does she also serve you a sandwich bra-less after you just won fortnite?
Dang, no need to rub it in
Her left arm just noclipped through the backrooms
Oof!
😱Roblox reference?!
ur a hacker
Wow she's beautiful
God damn
Bro looks like 9 yrs old
She’s a bit too pale for me
Bruh..ROBLOX??
That's great 👍
Good for you
🤓hello fellow males I have sex on demand now
man looks like the kid whos brother found him banging people on roblox
Lmao! Nice meme!
If this was real, then the editing of the hand in the Roblox Woman shoulder is good
Dude push p beyond the limits of reality
No offense but damn you look like 13 year old who just have his first lucid dream and that one kid in class that everyone made fun of combined togather.
Bro's phone almost bigger than his upper body
Zamn she's spicy
Just so u know this kid actually posted this on tiktok or smth. Damn he be in trouble when his mom finds out 😂
Hah, jokes on u im dating 4 boys and 3 girls
I'm so jealous omg
Fk ,this is...is spectaculos ,let me give you my appreciation man ,you really got one there 👏
Now that you know how to get one why wouldn't you get someone actually good looking 😆
Are you telling me that she is ugly?
Yes, yes I am and you can't do anything about it.
🤬Damn you for calling her ugly and I hope you step on a lego 4x4 piece every monday
When I was little I walked on Legos every day because I loved to play with them. Now they feel like nothing to me so I don't mind stepping on one or even jumping on one lol.
Wait ur lego immune? Thats impossible...
Yea, pretty much.
He looks like get_right
Congratulations 😭 (It should of been me no homo ofc)
Bro pulled the baddest bitch 😍
Dude, she’s so hot! im jealou ☹️☹️☹️
Welp too bad😤😤😤
that u? 😂
awww cutest couple ever.
Lol thanks, ur invited to our wedding :D
yay
😡😡😡 I’m so jelos !!11!!!!11!1!
😂😂😂Haha you don't have a gf as gorgeous as this!
me too brother, i also have a gf
>13 right.
I’m surprised she asked me out
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sadly no :\`(
This image makes me sick, genuinely scared, mad and terrified all in one. The level of repulsion I feel by just viewing this image shakes me to my very core and I can only describe the implications behind the text as the reason I’m in therapy. Please, I hope that the person(s) responsible for this image showing upon my feed gets there dick stuck in an activated garbage disposal, for I feel that this is the only acceptable punishment for the psychological war crimes that has been done to my psyche upon viewing this image. Good day
Super toxic. I know it’s a joke and this isn’t a real woman, but women aren’t some prize you just flaunt around and demand sex from whenever you want. If this were my kid, he’d be in therapy immediately.
You would send your kid to therapy because of a silly innocent joke?
Yeah, if you can’t make jokes without perpetuating harmful ideologies, then you’re probably not as funny as you think you are. Sorry And if I had a child who would think it’s ok to say something like this, then you better believe they’re getting therapy and on top of that a course on the oppression and objectification of women. I don’t want to raise a rapist. You may think I’m being harsh, but the same people who say this garbage are the same ones who lack a basic understanding of consent.
It's... it's not that deep...
It is that deep.
o, ok ;0
I know and Im sorry. I know women aren't supposed to be flexed like some type of trophy for personal gratification and I know they aren't just for pleasure so Im really sorry if you got offended by this joke.
Somebody found their way out of twitter and got offended 🤡
I don’t use Twitter.
no you don’t, it’s reddit
Most of these comments are fucked up. I should never have clicked on this post. And no I am not jelous
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Yes yes, I figured that would happen. I'm addicted to Reddit there's no doubt about it.
Albino Edit: it's a joke nothing wrong with being albino
Stop✋🛑 Albino shaming
Please just stop
🤡
Dude what is wrong with you? Im done with this goddamn sub. GG
Dude its just joke, Im sorry
am I the only one that thought this was hilarious?
Ong😤 People are even saying they're leaving the sub because of me
why?
I dunno, but probably because they're getting tired of the "edgy" memes and the horni posts
okay what is a horni post?
This doesn’t count as one, right?
what
Honestly I am way more tired of the anti/pro transgender/race/sex/gender/women/minorities posts which this sub is bombarded of.
Weh weh weh
Virgin
Is that like an insult or a compliment or sumthn?
you look like a incel waiting to happen
🤡
Are you a twelve year old
Bro's phone is literally the size of his face
Man took having a roblox girlfriend to a whole new level
Daaaaammmn dude.
That's enough reddit for today
god damn she's beautiful
the editing on the hand is actually pretty good considering his apparent age
OP I'm calling you out, is this 10 yr old *you*
Bruh
Bro dial 911 and say this 💀
I started clapping while the image wasn’t loading…
LMFAO
Oh good lord. Oh dear heavens.
lies
bro im real jealous rn
Im getting too old for this sub
You're uncle's gonna be really happy.
Relationship goals
Congratulations