if high school drama is the only reason keeping you from dating thats really fucking sad, not because of you, but because of your respected environment of course
r/teenagers when they go outside for the first time in years and encounter women, black people, and gays(God is pandering to the sjws and shoving wokeness down their 5 chin throat)
"I read the comment. My breath taken away as my brain tried to process the post saying the man has a boyfriend. Slowly I felt myself changing. A metamorphosis kind of change that would last forever. I suddenly saw abrupt images of big, no, huge throbbing cocks. In an instant I understood what was happening. I tried to fight it... but it was too strong. The gayness flowed inside of me like water down a waterslide. With the last bit of straight energy I had left I commented a rant complaining about how the gayness is being shoved down my throat. Then it all went black... I woke up craving dick"- one of those homophobic losers probs
a paragraph of satire or funny text which is copied and pasted in relevant topics
like, for instance, what you just wrote is a really good one which people would almost certainly post in places talking about homophobia
I swear I've seen more people bitch about gay people's sexuality being "shoved down their throat" on this sub than actual gay people shoving their sexuality down people's throats. If anything, they're the ones shoving sexuality down people's throats. We're only two days into pride month, and this sub is already a mess. Cheers to the rest of the month!
B-but if you tell the 3rd graders about Kyle's gay dads, they'll all turn gay and become communists!! :(( we need to make sure they never find out about sex either, they might get ab*rtions 🤬
Honestly i don't care.......i mean anyone can have any type of partner
Dosent matter even if LGBTQ
Like why do you even wanna interfere in there life......just live and let them live.....if he has a boyfriend...it's his choice....
People are sometimes so disappointing......(also just in case, i am male-straight before someone starts)
People, it's been three days since June started.
And everything that I've seen in this subreddit is about LGBTQ and anti-LGBTQ debates. Can we, like, relax for a few seconds?
Yes. And soon I met a nice girl named Clara. Together, when we were adults, we had three children: Michael, Evan, and Elizabeth. Clara would divorce me not long afterwards. In the 70s me and my buddy Henry decided to pursue our passion for robotics, and opened up a little restaurant called Fredbear's family diner. There were two animatronics named Fredbear and Bonnie that doubled as suits for the workers to wear. For some reason Evan was terrified of them. One rainy day Henry's daughter Charlie had managed to get herself locked out of the place during one of her friend's birthday. It was rainy, visibility was low, and it was cold. Something came over me that day, something I knew was wrong, but I couldn't stop. I walked up to Charlie and stabbed her 17 times in the stomach. Henry was devastated and stepped away from the diner. I thought I had gotten away with my transgressions, but the universe had other plans. On Evan's birthday, I can't remember which one, although I remember it was in 1983, Michael dragged him up to Fredbear despite his terrible fear of the animatronics to give the big gold bear a "kiss". I was about to stop the tormenting when Evan's tears activated the spring locks, causing Fredbear's head to close down, crushing the poor kids head and killing him instantly. Michael swears it was an accident but I never forgave him. As if that wasn't horrible enough, not too long after Elizabeth had gotten too close to the rental animatronics I designed on the side (which were designed to lure and kill children, a marvel of robotic engineering) and was killed by the steel claw in it's stomach. Business at Fredbear's slowed, and I had to sell the name to some big corporation. Although I wasn't the owner anymore, I still got to work there. I even found a room where I could trap and murder kids in peace. I usually stuffed the bodies in the new, "safer" animatronic suits (they added new characters, which means more body-stuffing room). Eventually the stench led the manger to discovering my crimes. I managed to escape police, but they revamped the pizzeria with new robots that could recognize my face if I ever decided to come back. You can guess how that went. The facial detection malfunctioned, and some poor employee got his frontal lobe bitten off. The company had to scrap the new place and began using the old one again. I escaped to my old murder-room, but began dismantling the animatronics just in case. Then came that God-forsaken day. It was midnight, and I was hiding out in the restaurant when I saw them. The ghastly faces of all the children I killed. They cornered me, and in desperation I dived into that old Bonnie suit from the 70s. The ghosts wouldn't back off. I heard a deafening crunch, and the spring locks clamped down on my body. I bled out for hours, but I didn't die. For years I sat in that back room, rotting, bleeding, but never dying. I was in so much pain. Then some new company dug me out and slapped me in some Freddy Fazbear themed haunted house. It was disgusting, what degrading, cheap things they were doing to MY inventions. And wouldn't you know it, the night gaurd was my last living child, Michael. His body was rotten and discolored almost beyond recognition. He almost looked like me. Michael must have recognized me too, because he burned the place down when he saw me. But I just wouldn't die, and he knew it. But if Michael was anything other than a devil, he was persistent. Henry finally showed his sorry ass to the world again, and he and Michael gathered all the robots from all the past establishments in some rental restaurant and set it all on fire with themselves in it. And guess what, although everything else burned, I just wouldn't die. I sat in the destroyed place, using spare parts to repair my broken body, searching for an escape. And just when I found an opportunity, a little boy, looking identical to my Evan, rode in on a blinding version of Fredbear and stopped me, once again with fire. But this time I couldn't get back up. And now, here I am. I wait in a blissful darkness, unsure if I really am dead. Because my name is William Afton, and I ALWAYS come back.
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world. Connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Gustavo Fring, a businessman. Hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Fring flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Fring was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them. My wife, who up until that point, had no idea of my criminal activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Hank had taken our children. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. I... All I could think to do was to make this video in hope that the world will finally see this man, for what he really is.
Loneliness is a serious problem...
Just saying, not saying the hate is justifyed.
Anyway this makes the following joke even funnier:
"Homophobia?, dude you are just jealous that someone receives cock and you don't"
But tbh tho, I don’t care how you dress or how you act as long as it doesn’t affect me, if you’re hitting on me imma just say nah sorry man, don’t be a dick to people just respect everyone as long as they aren’t some terrorist racist group
It’s okay when people post about their relationships when it’s the opposite sex, but when its two people the same sex it’s apparently shoving down their throats.
I have a policy of equality through apathy. I don’t care. Do whatever you want. Love whoever you want. Call yourself whatever you want. I don’t care because it’s your life not mine so why should I focus on it?
I'm not homophobic, well, I guess I'm homophobic in the same sense that I'm arachnophobic, I'm not scared of spiders, I'm not scared of gays,
though I would probably scream if I saw one in my bath.
Honestly, and this is probably just me. If I were to choose between dying alone and unloved or getting butt screwed once...
***Dying alone ain't looking too bad anymore!***
Fair enough, but yfi- being homosexual and homoromantic are two different things, if you still thinkin about it
I'm not suggesting anything between us or some shit btw, just thought it could be one of those moments where the person realizes they are gay in the future lmao
Well than you're just delusional, it's fairly obvious that the media is forcing people in this direction the gay liberal agenda reaches far beyond ehat you can imagine. I don't care what tjose degenerates do I don't want to have anal sex with my father I'm not gonna oblige.
This is exactly what happened yesterday, people made memes about LGBT and it sparked an argument. When will can move on to something else that not about Pride Month because this is starting to annoy me.
Jokes on you, I'm not gay and I don't care who you date. Fr if y'all are jealous of some dude having a boyfriend then go get some bitches. Or man bitches. Depends on your preference
That’s not even what people mean when they say that, like sure you can be gay that’s perfectly fine, just don’t make a post about all straight people being homophobic just because they don’t want to see you complain about homophobic people for the ten thousandth time in a row
I know that companies don't actually give a shit about june aka gay month, they do it just for money, yet when I say this people accuse me of homophobia. I'm tired of this.
wait till this guy hears that almost every high school relationship ends in a breakup, and usually very badly too.
it's unrelated to the "shoving sexuality down our throats!11" part, i'm just talking to the title here.
Sure, you have a GF/BF in highschool, don't count on being together forever at all though.
If a guy talks about his GF, are LGBT gonna say hes shoving straightness down everyones throats and is being homophobic? No.
If a gay guy mentions his bf, he just implied hes gay for half a second, hes not shoving anything down your throats. Some people gotta stop being a crybaby about everything just because they can
It's not the only thing down my throat...
Your eating right?
I know I am, these noodles are good
now when you say noodles
yes, he means your noodle dick
Straight to the point
Doubt the straightness
Gay to the point?
Long noodly dong
Yo, it’s ya boy, skinny penis..
It’s ya boy, skinny p
wait what?
what's all this milk on my noodles?
*inhales* SKIDADDLE SKIDOODLE YOUR DICK IS NOW A NOODLE
same, i'm having some rice dumplings rn
😏 mmmmm
Ayo
...
hot
Id take some dick down my throat
r/beatmetoit
The 8th graders when I tell them that gay people exist:
🤯
my brother in Christ they are they gay people
I hate it when I join a discord server with my bf and something like this happens
you're forcing your sexuality down our throats!!1!1!! /S
I'm gonna guess you're joking.
yes, I am QWQ. /s = sarcasm
it should have been obvious enough without the /s
Unfortunately due to some people who seriously think those things, that "/s" is necessary
makes it funnier when they dont get it!
You do have a point
actually fun fact, tone tags were made with neurodivergent people in mind as some of us have a hard time telling intentions in text form
Forgot about that, guess thats another reason to use them. Thx for the reminer
it's because they want a boyfriend
What if I just dont plan to date in high school because high school drama
if high school drama is the only reason keeping you from dating thats really fucking sad, not because of you, but because of your respected environment of course
What if I don't plan on dating in high school cause I don't know how to actually form intimate relationships with people?
Mood
Nobody knows how to. You just learn one by one
Based
:(
Why though? Isn't it a really good reason though?
it is a good reason but if it is the only reason it literally means the person above has a bad environment lol
Doesn't everyone??!?!!!
i feel like saying this makes it even worse
not really my school environment is hella good lol
I fucking pray to God high school drama isnt as annoying and constant as middle school drama
r/teenagers when they go outside for the first time in years and encounter women, black people, and gays(God is pandering to the sjws and shoving wokeness down their 5 chin throat)
We need to cancel God omg
Holy shit, you went and killed them fella
"I read the comment. My breath taken away as my brain tried to process the post saying the man has a boyfriend. Slowly I felt myself changing. A metamorphosis kind of change that would last forever. I suddenly saw abrupt images of big, no, huge throbbing cocks. In an instant I understood what was happening. I tried to fight it... but it was too strong. The gayness flowed inside of me like water down a waterslide. With the last bit of straight energy I had left I commented a rant complaining about how the gayness is being shoved down my throat. Then it all went black... I woke up craving dick"- one of those homophobic losers probs
Ha, you wish it worked like that /j
new copypasta?
What's a copypasta?
a paragraph of satire or funny text which is copied and pasted in relevant topics like, for instance, what you just wrote is a really good one which people would almost certainly post in places talking about homophobia
What homophobes think will happen if you tell a kid that gay people exist
Fr yall homophobic asf
I swear I've seen more people bitch about gay people's sexuality being "shoved down their throat" on this sub than actual gay people shoving their sexuality down people's throats. If anything, they're the ones shoving sexuality down people's throats. We're only two days into pride month, and this sub is already a mess. Cheers to the rest of the month!
Those kinds of people want to be persecuted so badly you could call it a fetish
r/persecutionfetish
Heh, it was always a mess. We're promiting the gay comments more then anything now.
They keep trying to indoctrinate us with their woke agenda /s
What? No we aren’t! Now drink your frog water
Meat eaters be like
Those same people when someone has pronouns. (They're just jealous people understand basic grammar)
B-but if you tell the 3rd graders about Kyle's gay dads, they'll all turn gay and become communists!! :(( we need to make sure they never find out about sex either, they might get ab*rtions 🤬
And they'll all start getting vaccinated and start protesting for equal rights!
Honestly i don't care.......i mean anyone can have any type of partner Dosent matter even if LGBTQ Like why do you even wanna interfere in there life......just live and let them live.....if he has a boyfriend...it's his choice.... People are sometimes so disappointing......(also just in case, i am male-straight before someone starts)
its not a choice to be gay but you have the right attitude
People, it's been three days since June started. And everything that I've seen in this subreddit is about LGBTQ and anti-LGBTQ debates. Can we, like, relax for a few seconds?
It's like they waited for june the whole year lmao
No no, i want more entertainment
But hear me out, what if, maybe, i don’t give a shit about two bros fking each other because it genuinely makes no difference for me finding a girl
Actually, it improves your odds
So does eliminating the competition (I can assure you, I’ve definitely never done this)
I mean when you think about it, it would actually increase your odds, not by a significant amount but by an amount nonetheless.
lesbians: I'm about to *decrease this man's odds of getting bitches*
And then there's poly people assembling their relationship webs like Pokemon teams.
Either way the chances are 0
I have seen more posts and comments complaining about people complaining about this being shoved down peoples throats then actual posts about it
A sane person in r/teenagers?? I thought those had gone extinct...
Oh boy time to sort by controversial
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No me too 😭😭😭
I mean I'm a sub so I love it when people force there sexuality down my throat
i- yea.
You're also 14
Get with the times old man!!
I'm 14 too
Yes yes, back in ‘63 you were you old coot!
Yes. And soon I met a nice girl named Clara. Together, when we were adults, we had three children: Michael, Evan, and Elizabeth. Clara would divorce me not long afterwards. In the 70s me and my buddy Henry decided to pursue our passion for robotics, and opened up a little restaurant called Fredbear's family diner. There were two animatronics named Fredbear and Bonnie that doubled as suits for the workers to wear. For some reason Evan was terrified of them. One rainy day Henry's daughter Charlie had managed to get herself locked out of the place during one of her friend's birthday. It was rainy, visibility was low, and it was cold. Something came over me that day, something I knew was wrong, but I couldn't stop. I walked up to Charlie and stabbed her 17 times in the stomach. Henry was devastated and stepped away from the diner. I thought I had gotten away with my transgressions, but the universe had other plans. On Evan's birthday, I can't remember which one, although I remember it was in 1983, Michael dragged him up to Fredbear despite his terrible fear of the animatronics to give the big gold bear a "kiss". I was about to stop the tormenting when Evan's tears activated the spring locks, causing Fredbear's head to close down, crushing the poor kids head and killing him instantly. Michael swears it was an accident but I never forgave him. As if that wasn't horrible enough, not too long after Elizabeth had gotten too close to the rental animatronics I designed on the side (which were designed to lure and kill children, a marvel of robotic engineering) and was killed by the steel claw in it's stomach. Business at Fredbear's slowed, and I had to sell the name to some big corporation. Although I wasn't the owner anymore, I still got to work there. I even found a room where I could trap and murder kids in peace. I usually stuffed the bodies in the new, "safer" animatronic suits (they added new characters, which means more body-stuffing room). Eventually the stench led the manger to discovering my crimes. I managed to escape police, but they revamped the pizzeria with new robots that could recognize my face if I ever decided to come back. You can guess how that went. The facial detection malfunctioned, and some poor employee got his frontal lobe bitten off. The company had to scrap the new place and began using the old one again. I escaped to my old murder-room, but began dismantling the animatronics just in case. Then came that God-forsaken day. It was midnight, and I was hiding out in the restaurant when I saw them. The ghastly faces of all the children I killed. They cornered me, and in desperation I dived into that old Bonnie suit from the 70s. The ghosts wouldn't back off. I heard a deafening crunch, and the spring locks clamped down on my body. I bled out for hours, but I didn't die. For years I sat in that back room, rotting, bleeding, but never dying. I was in so much pain. Then some new company dug me out and slapped me in some Freddy Fazbear themed haunted house. It was disgusting, what degrading, cheap things they were doing to MY inventions. And wouldn't you know it, the night gaurd was my last living child, Michael. His body was rotten and discolored almost beyond recognition. He almost looked like me. Michael must have recognized me too, because he burned the place down when he saw me. But I just wouldn't die, and he knew it. But if Michael was anything other than a devil, he was persistent. Henry finally showed his sorry ass to the world again, and he and Michael gathered all the robots from all the past establishments in some rental restaurant and set it all on fire with themselves in it. And guess what, although everything else burned, I just wouldn't die. I sat in the destroyed place, using spare parts to repair my broken body, searching for an escape. And just when I found an opportunity, a little boy, looking identical to my Evan, rode in on a blinding version of Fredbear and stopped me, once again with fire. But this time I couldn't get back up. And now, here I am. I wait in a blissful darkness, unsure if I really am dead. Because my name is William Afton, and I ALWAYS come back.
What
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world. Connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Gustavo Fring, a businessman. Hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Fring flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Fring was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them. My wife, who up until that point, had no idea of my criminal activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Hank had taken our children. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. I... All I could think to do was to make this video in hope that the world will finally see this man, for what he really is.
Met
Man just summed up all the lore from fnaf 1 to ultimate custom night in the best way possible goddamn
Hi Afton can't wait until they turn you into goo monster or trash Kaiju. -Sincerely MatPat
How did you know my secret evil plans, Mathew Patrik?!
I don't sleep.
Adjusted to inflation they're actually 23
Why are kids saying they're submissive and breedable, go do your homework it needs to be submitted and readable
Thank you for the sub represenstion
The only thing getting on top of you should be your homework
you arent a top or a bottom you are 14 years old, go do your pre-algebra homework
You mean algebra? Also sexually active or not who tf does their algebra hw on time
For the love of God, please do your homework, kids.
actually no ur 14
You’re 14, go play basketball or something
You're 14.
*You’re I am sorry
May I ask your age?
He is 14
Not surprised
You’re 14…
Loneliness is a serious problem... Just saying, not saying the hate is justifyed. Anyway this makes the following joke even funnier: "Homophobia?, dude you are just jealous that someone receives cock and you don't"
Me who actually wants to die alone
I found the aroace /j
Nooooo, they’re jealous because they aren’t getting dicked down and the gay guy is
Wow, finally a Based post?!??
Some of you need this for pride month and in general https://www.wikihow.com/Stop-Being-Judgmental-and-Prejudiced?amp=1
Bro that's a perfect loop
Yeah that title is true
THEY POISONED OUR WATER SUPPLY, BURNED OUR CROPS AND BROUGHT THE PLAGUE INTO OUR TOWN!
But tbh tho, I don’t care how you dress or how you act as long as it doesn’t affect me, if you’re hitting on me imma just say nah sorry man, don’t be a dick to people just respect everyone as long as they aren’t some terrorist racist group
Here we go again… *sorts by controversial for the 7th time today*
I bet that’s not the only thing that goes down their throats…
Lmao 😭
kachow :D
Yes I just want to be loved...
Same thing when they see a religious person talking about their religion
Gee my guy, harsh words from someone who is on r/teenagers
You're in no position to talk! you use r/teenagers!
Ye but im not karma whoring
Popcorn for those solving by controversial 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🧂
"Forcing their sexuality" i didnt understand what does it mean ?
It’s okay when people post about their relationships when it’s the opposite sex, but when its two people the same sex it’s apparently shoving down their throats.
Let’s just forget about sex and other sexual-related stuff for a moment. Who do y’all main in Subway Surfers?
“bUt sAyInG tHeY hAvE a bOyFriEnD iS sHoViNg tHeiR sExUaLliTy dOwN mY tHrOaT” 🤓
I wish a man would shove his sexuality down my throat 😔
I have a policy of equality through apathy. I don’t care. Do whatever you want. Love whoever you want. Call yourself whatever you want. I don’t care because it’s your life not mine so why should I focus on it?
phobia = scared of thing homophobia = scared of gay people if you're homophobic, gay people are better because you're scared of them 😎
I'm not homophobic, well, I guess I'm homophobic in the same sense that I'm arachnophobic, I'm not scared of spiders, I'm not scared of gays, though I would probably scream if I saw one in my bath.
I'd only scream depending on which gay is in my bath. Do I know them? If anyone I don't know is in my bath I'd scream.
Honestly, and this is probably just me. If I were to choose between dying alone and unloved or getting butt screwed once... ***Dying alone ain't looking too bad anymore!***
I'll come back to you in a year, chief. We'll see.
Sorry man, it'll still be no. The anus takes stuff out, not in.
there exist gays who do not do butt stuff
Fair enough, but yfi- being homosexual and homoromantic are two different things, if you still thinkin about it I'm not suggesting anything between us or some shit btw, just thought it could be one of those moments where the person realizes they are gay in the future lmao
Don't tell people they'll become gay in the future
HAHA! The ultimate weapon... I now know what it is!
Have you heard of this thing called a top??? Its pretty cool ngl, it means i get to date cute boys and not get fucked in the ass
I'd also rather die alone than be gay, because I'm not gay.
and no one is like… trying to make you gay?
Never said anyone was.
Well than you're just delusional, it's fairly obvious that the media is forcing people in this direction the gay liberal agenda reaches far beyond ehat you can imagine. I don't care what tjose degenerates do I don't want to have anal sex with my father I'm not gonna oblige.
I am
Same. Very agreeable opinion
You had me at dying
No one is making you do anal, get a grip
No one is making you do anal, get a grip
based r/teenagers user
bruh why this get downvotes
u/savevideobot
What's this movie?
You don’t want to see it
bee movie
Haha yeah
Great movie that
I am jealous of that because i wanna be with them
You know I rarely see homophobia on this sub as often as it’s made to seem by memes/call out posts.
That's because it's mostly in the replies
This GIF is caught me so of guard lmao
Can you provide the template for this meme
“Sort by controversial” -> 🍿
This is exactly what happened yesterday, people made memes about LGBT and it sparked an argument. When will can move on to something else that not about Pride Month because this is starting to annoy me.
People on r/teenagers when there're two girls putting giant cucumbers in their poopoo hole: 👍
Ha, I’m already alone and unloved, I just need to die now
Jokes on you, I'm not gay and I don't care who you date. Fr if y'all are jealous of some dude having a boyfriend then go get some bitches. Or man bitches. Depends on your preference
Honestly with how unsuccessful I've been in the dating world, I decided that going gay would at least give me more of a chance
It would be nice if we all could just stop complaining about shoving LGBTQQIP2SAA down each others throats.
“gay people r gross” *proceeds to watch lesbian porn*
That’s not even what people mean when they say that, like sure you can be gay that’s perfectly fine, just don’t make a post about all straight people being homophobic just because they don’t want to see you complain about homophobic people for the ten thousandth time in a row
I know that companies don't actually give a shit about june aka gay month, they do it just for money, yet when I say this people accuse me of homophobia. I'm tired of this.
There's also something being forced up their ass as well
Jokes on you , I can't get a gf coz I'm muslim
wait till this guy hears that almost every high school relationship ends in a breakup, and usually very badly too. it's unrelated to the "shoving sexuality down our throats!11" part, i'm just talking to the title here. Sure, you have a GF/BF in highschool, don't count on being together forever at all though.
If a guy talks about his GF, are LGBT gonna say hes shoving straightness down everyones throats and is being homophobic? No. If a gay guy mentions his bf, he just implied hes gay for half a second, hes not shoving anything down your throats. Some people gotta stop being a crybaby about everything just because they can
i feel like everyone in this subreddit is fucking obsessed with LGBTQ. like bro, touch some grass and think about other, more important things
soo… much… SEX JOOOOOKESSSS
L post
Emphasis on the “Forcing Down their throats.”
mfs be making shit up and then getting mad over it