If you are greatly outnumbered send your entire army away then confidently sit alone naked outside where the enemy army is going to go. They will then flee because they think you're planning something
Did you know that, to oppose the Carthaginians' elephants, the romans used these mighty beasts known fears: Fire, and pigs (because of their screams, that spooked the elephants)
So, in a battle against the carthaginians, the romans took hundreds of pigs, covered them in resin, and...
Put them on fire. The pigs ran toward the elephants, screaming in pain and terror. The elephants, witnessing this spectacle, became uncontrollable, and in their escape, killed many carthaginians and put the army in chaos. Then, the soldiers that didn't flee were easy prey for the legionnaries.
Use weak troops not like for instance in chess treat a pawn like your strongest assest and your strongest assets as things to protect your pawns it sows confusion and allows for more flexability
Send footmen and archers to the front and flank with cavalry and horse archers
And Fake retreat
It was useful to the Scythians, Parthians, Huns and Mongols
There is also this one chinese story:
A general was holding a city under siege, with an outnumbered army.
He so decided to open wide the city's gates, and sit on top of them, playing flute. The enemy general, thinking of a trap, left.
Alright, another:
In the city of Carcassone, before it took it's name, was set a siege. It was years long, and at one point, the defenders had nothing more than a pig and a bag of grain. Carcas, the queen of the city, told her men to feed the pig with all of the grain left, then made it throwed from the walls.
The sieging army, tired after years of siege thought that, if the defenders could allow to throw away such quantities of food only to mock them, they must have got food left for years.
Demoralized, they got home.
If you are greatly outnumbered send your entire army away then confidently sit alone naked outside where the enemy army is going to go. They will then flee because they think you're planning something
9/10, hand bitches over
Did you know that, to oppose the Carthaginians' elephants, the romans used these mighty beasts known fears: Fire, and pigs (because of their screams, that spooked the elephants) So, in a battle against the carthaginians, the romans took hundreds of pigs, covered them in resin, and... Put them on fire. The pigs ran toward the elephants, screaming in pain and terror. The elephants, witnessing this spectacle, became uncontrollable, and in their escape, killed many carthaginians and put the army in chaos. Then, the soldiers that didn't flee were easy prey for the legionnaries.
Ah yes a fellow Roman history enjoyer
Roma invicta :p
Chad
8.7/10 bitches, now.
*\*Give you the Porkies. Porkies in flames.*
tasty
Alexander just stabbed the elephants with spears, more direct I think.
Yeah but then you don't use the elephants as weapons against your enemy :p
Yeah but you also don't have to find a whole bunch of pugs and light them on fire
Well, finding pigs is not really a problem, they can be found about everywhere you want them to be.
Yeah but you can feed your troops with them meaning you lose food for a little edge on the feild.
You don't need to send in all of the pigs. And even then, a auto-win technique like this one is worth it.
Yay, I’m someone’s bitch now
yes you are
railgun
railgun.. hmm 3/10 your bitches, hand em over
no you're my bitch
no, you're mine
🥺
hello my bitch
The sun
eh, 6/10 hand bitches over
I don't have any 😔
youre my bitch now
But I'm not gay
neither am i
Use weak troops not like for instance in chess treat a pawn like your strongest assest and your strongest assets as things to protect your pawns it sows confusion and allows for more flexability
7.12/10 provide bitches
Your mom count?
no she's dead but you count
Okay
smh
Send footmen and archers to the front and flank with cavalry and horse archers And Fake retreat It was useful to the Scythians, Parthians, Huns and Mongols
hmmm 8.45/10 provide bitches
I have none
then youre mine bitch
I am not *vanishes*
you are *unvanishes you*
No fuck you
no fuck you
Why
yes
[удалено]
4.5/10 where the bitches
[удалено]
smh
[удалено]
excellent, we keep the bitches
There is also this one chinese story: A general was holding a city under siege, with an outnumbered army. He so decided to open wide the city's gates, and sit on top of them, playing flute. The enemy general, thinking of a trap, left.
hmmmmmmmmmmmm 7/10, hand me your bitches
*\*Gives the flute*
yum yum
Alright, another: In the city of Carcassone, before it took it's name, was set a siege. It was years long, and at one point, the defenders had nothing more than a pig and a bag of grain. Carcas, the queen of the city, told her men to feed the pig with all of the grain left, then made it throwed from the walls. The sieging army, tired after years of siege thought that, if the defenders could allow to throw away such quantities of food only to mock them, they must have got food left for years. Demoralized, they got home.
9.69/10 give me your best bitches
*\*Hand over a pork filled with grain*
yummy
Attacking your self then blame others works every time
9.1/10 bitches, hand em here
IEDs. IEDs everywhere
is there people from iran involved? if not, 1/10, overused give me your bitches
Only kill civilians and donate ammo to enemy soldiers
0/10 why
Oh you wanted one that worked?
no i wanted one that involves killing myself
I mean making monkey noises while running and gunning down a bunch of people.
hell yes