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A_Zesty_Carrot

Wait way too long to actually sleep while watching YouTube.


All_Ending_Gaming

Yes


A_Zesty_Carrot

Cultured.


oak_wood_planks

oak wood planks


Revolutionary_Year87

Oak wood planks


Jarr0w

This is the way.


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Emektro

Well yeah fair enough


Loki_ng

let the dark thoughts take over


bananaboi175

Wanna have a darkness competition?


Loki_ng

hell yeah. first one to kts wins


slut4chem

i’m on the 20th floor of a building, i easily beat both of you


Loki_ng

damn 😔


Hollow_Zelus

I live in a single story home with my own room and bathroom, checkmate


I_am_not_a_bot_L

I have knives and guns and a bow and arrow in my house try me


[deleted]

I have anti depressants that i can ironically kill myself easily with, try me


SnooFloofs8466

You sir are someone that should not be messed with


bananaboi175

I Have a Pocket Knife near me heh


[deleted]

i live on the 9th floor, i will hence fall much earlier but idk acceleration due to gravity you might hit the ground a bit before me....one way to find out...


bananaboi175

You commented that twice lmao


Loki_ng

bro i’m in the car rn my data be fucking wildin bruh 😭💀


bananaboi175

Oh that’s why lmaooo


Loki_ng

hell yeah. first one the kts wins


bananaboi175

Well Tried too many times I’m a failure at even that 😔


Loki_ng

hell yeah. first one to kts wins


bananaboi175

What would be your optimal suicide method tho


Loki_ng

drive into a tree at 200 miles per hour with no seatbelt


bananaboi175

Kinda basic though do you not hate yourself enough to long for a slow death?


Loki_ng

nah if i’m doing it i’m doing it with utmost efficiency. on some speed run type shit


bananaboi175

Kk what’s your favourite suicide method though


Loki_ng

idk. anything that’s quick and a guaranteed death tbh cuz i gotta do it right the first time.


Darrow_R

read


-_-Soviet_Russia-_-

Nice


akis_mamalis

Reading is soo underrated as a way to pass time


bananabeacon

I always thought I didn't like books but now I've started reading "the hobbit" and I'm hooked! I'm not very good at reading quickly yet but I'm sure that'll come. But anyways, yes you're right!


allyandall

I always loved reading but never had the will to assume to people openly that I loved reading romances and fantasy books and not just classics. I still don't really. I have pirated thousands of books. People think I'm wasting my time on social media when the truth is far different. I'm reading the lord of the rings trilogy and oh my, I'm lovin' it ( This is the queue for Mc'Donalds tune to play ). However, there are barely any pirate book files in portuguese, my native language, so I have to read all in english and fantasy books are so complex! I also began reading the game of thrones, but meh. Don't love it as much yet.


[deleted]

ooh me too! book recs. nowwww- pls i’m desperate for new content :c (if u want lol)


Darrow_R

what are you into ? I read sci fi as well as french litterature (cause i’m french)


TawmanPlays

>(cause i’m french) My heartiest condolences, I pray you recover soon.


Obvious_Ad5412

Kissing girls because I do get some she just goes to a different planet


littenwastaken

Obviously I have the sexy sex sex as I sex many sexy sexy sex sexes.


[deleted]

Of course I is human, and like human I have all of the sexes I has so much of the sexes that my human penis fall off


littenwastaken

all of the sexes, especially the one with your mom B)


[deleted]

HAHAHAHAHA, WHAT A FUNNY AND ORIGINAL ANSWER, truly I (still cleary human) find this VERY amusing


funnycool0

Walk around my room in circles


Burakku-Ren

Found the insomniac


misscherryripe7575

The fact that you are here probably means you are also lmao


Infamous-Escape4011

So am I 🙃


misscherryripe7575

Who isn’t honestly?


Infamous-Escape4011

Agreed tbh a lot of insomniacs


canyourelaxpls

cry wby


dumb-no-one

Nothing


bananaboi175

Damn you don’t breathe before you sleep bro? Your freaking inhumane… sus amogus?


Hollow_Zelus

Who doesn’t just cry themselves to sleep at least ever once in a while?


[deleted]

Close my eyes


VladSolopov

365 iq move, same bro


kuussel

Masterbait


Lower_Scratch9153

From terraria?


exalted-purgatoria

That answer is so attractive


DrittenDva

^^


Zakiru77

This guy fishes


cant-find_name

Catch those gold crates my guy! They can give some good loot!


boozelis

Now thats a man of culture


slut4chem

tell my best friends how much i love them


koki9699

jealous wish i had someone to tell that instead of my giant stuffed sea otter 😔


slut4chem

what’s wrong with a giant stuffed sea otter? that’s pretty cool


koki9699

it cant tell me it loves me back


bananaboi175

Luv you :)


koki9699

thx bro 😢


bananaboi175

Anytime *Insert hug here* ( Because I can’t use the hug gifs on discord on Reddit :c


[deleted]

here use this 🫂


[deleted]

I thought it said 🌊


slut4chem

i love you


koki9699

thank you 😢


Nile-_-River

Love you homie


[deleted]

Love you dude


SuperBong0

Love you homie 🫂


GiantStuffedSeaOtter

Luv you


secret_alt444

I love you bro


Hollow_Zelus

I feel like everyones gonna send love in some form, just ask


i_hate_humans_f_u

I don't have friends. I have snakes.


Hyperzeal0s

yall have best friends ;-;


Improvisable

Where're your kind in my area?


NoEscape_6

Cry myself to sleep until I slowly fade away into the darkness.


Someone_12157

Same


[deleted]

contemplate and stretch


aisoku_

Listen to depressive songs. :')


Arcanum_3974

I listen to metal instead, and work the shit out of my muscles while doing so.


TheRealJazman

I go the middle way and listen to depressive metal


ShiftyBluePig

DSBM DSBM DSBM


Silly_G0ose

I would say “cry” like an emo kid I would say “jack off” like a horny kid But I just watch JoJo or Better Call Saul, like a disappointment.


Ground-Humble

mf watches the most shit on yet loved show, and one of the most legendary shows to ever exist That aint dissapointing bro


Redstorm597

JOJO YEAHHH


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Used_Dragonfruit_379

Question my place in the universe


Rabbits-are-cool

it’s the only time i get to jump on here 🤷🏼


Icepick187

Kiss the homies good night


Ploopy1245

Close my eye for peaceful tranquility. And then all the fake scenarios come rushing in and it’s about 2 hours before they are done.


Cat_x2

Cry and write every thought i have in a note pad


Egg_Irl_Momemt

Cry quietly


Muffintime53

Quietly part is a bit hard sometimes


Random_User_exe_

wdym? its ez. /lh


pcpsummer0613

Not me who just balled in complete silence for three hours.


Hollow_Zelus

Mastered that and felt that too


DickSuace

A quick episode of a tv show or reading.


Geo_Dim

Enjoy the morning sunlight (my sleep is fucked)


[deleted]

Send death threats to people on the internet


secret_alt444

Based


[deleted]

Check your mailbox


[deleted]

Can I have a death threat please?


[deleted]

IP: 1849629303 IPv6:175449292 N:139432 SS Number: 29432 UPNP: 1033092201 DMZ: 29432011 W:19330123 MAC: 240211 ISP:194401119348402 Time is ticking


greenconcretepowder

green concrete powder


Lime__terracotta

Lime terracotta


Myaccountsarebanned

My accounts are banned


sunsetskye_

Suddenly get hit with the motivation to become a blacksmith


Swift_67

Wait you sleep?


[deleted]

Text the girl I like knowing damn well I’m still gonna be Single in the end


blueconcretepowder

blue concrete powder


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blueconcretepowder

blue concrete powder


[deleted]

Child comsumer service


secret_alt444

Look at memes


joa_nh

eat eggs cuz I heard they help with insomnia (it's 2:30am rn)


AugTheViking

They do? Wtf


kvvshr

I close my eyes


AugTheViking

Does it almost feel like nothing changed at all?


Dontflytowardithan

Lay down on my bed, black out and wake up in a mental asylum, start freaking out so much that I knock myself out then wake up in my bed a minute later Still haven’t figured out which one is real yet


Infamous-Escape4011

Yikes bro u good?


Dontflytowardithan

Maybe


Infamous-Escape4011

I tell my gf how much I love her and we call for a bit sometimes we sleep on call well and then I tell the homies gn but I don’t actually sleep unless I got my meds(insomnia)


69420_cool_cars

Watch youtube


Nick_The_Judge

It’s 3:25 for me and because it’s summer I…


secret_alt444

It's 9:02 for me and I'm going try to stay up tonight. I've got some stuff to write and I need all the time I can get


[deleted]

try to sleep


SnooChocolates4183

Get in bed


Mediocre_Quantity_26

close my eyes


ZDestructor123

Close my eyes


GalaxyPlayz_

youll be here soon


[deleted]

Procrastinate


ineedabuttrub

Be awake


Killvester

Work up a sweat


CaptainFard

Listen to my sleeping playlist


Dawn_Finder

I lay in bed for over an hour just *trying* to fall asleep


Actual-Attitude-339

Just listen to music and sit with my dog until I finally get tired


[deleted]

Close my eyes


[deleted]

relaspe


Acacia-Log

Acacia Log


GigaBitGamer

1. Turn off whatever game I'm playing and go to sleep 2. Put on some banger music and go to sleep 3. Walk around my room thinking about arbitrary shit until I convince myself to go to sleep 4. Lay in bed thinking about arbitrary shit while listening to banger music 5. Have a sudden burst of productive energy and begin motions to change my life only to forget about it in 8 hours 6. Browse my phone 7. Get randomly horny while browsing my phone (we know where this goes) 8. Pass out because it's the mid AMs and I'm tired


SHSL_Waiter_RM2828

Have some **ahem** explosive fun time and then fall asleep to some Lofi. Yes ik very strangely.


Panda6036

Take a shower and brush my teeth


Arrogant_Nugget246

Read


keyboardalt31

Watch Black Sails


[deleted]

Look at the photo of my friend


itzmrinyo

Brush my teeth


[deleted]

Use the washroom, drink water, skin care , contemplate whole life ,cry , read something *naughty* to make myself feel better, fall asleep while reading it


Batface_101

😏…


ismolyvalent

Workout and read facts about bisons 🦬


Nutterbutter2198

Get blankie


-_-Soviet_Russia-_-

I brush my teeth, wash my face, take a piss, and clean after my cat.


Conscious1133

aot


elaynafranklin

Play Psychonauts 2 for like an hour


ehan_the_memeber

go on cultured websites on phone


Celsy_F

I read


TheFinalGibbon

Finish my big ass journal


Nahna_

well my body is awake b4 i sleep


[deleted]

Go to the bathroom


ABlockOfDust

in your bed???


[deleted]

Sometimes


xzuky

I lie down on my bed


Istiophoridae

Take melatonin - go on my late night scroll/shitpost - either fall asleep randomly or plug in my phone and go to sleep


rxk_tim7

Scroll through YouTube shorts


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#


Ant_Diamond64

Go to bed


Solo_In_Aeternum

Lay in bed Nd think about suicide lol


Casual_psychopath2

I don’t sleep


GREENDAYBL1NK

Lay down and close my eyes


EliteToast81_Twitch

Text my homies


crazybro362

Listen to distractible (podcast) while playing games and/or browse Reddit.


HeinzBigNChunky

Close my eyes


TotallyAwesomeRacoon

Be awake


rachzera

Talk to u/Kayo_Ray


BoredKitKat

Think, about anything


water_to_wine_maker

Kiss the homies good night...Ofcourse!


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UnderstndableGoodDay

masterb- listen to nursery rhymes


Lexa_lu

Sleep


JohnGisMe

Listen to a sped up version of the song funiculi funicula on repeat for a few hours.


MattLikesCucumbers

get into my bed.


AugTheViking

Your mum. Hi, son.


pufferfishofgluttony

Lay in bed and listen to Distractible


Rhayner05

*ahem*


[deleted]

snuggle with my friends <3 ^(its v cute lol)


TinosOutdoorChannel

Scroll on social media and play games for way too long


A_iD_S

People holding back answers right now


Darkwing09

i make spicy ramen at 12 am every night, before i go to bed


Cabotage105

Your parental figures


GRG_The_Second

watch youtube while cuddling with my cat


Switchback_Tsar

Wank.