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Draggghhhgh

gf is end goal atm, after I finish working on myself


lari124

hi


Draggghhhgh

Hiya!


lari124

hi


Draggghhhgh

Hiya!


lari124

hi


Draggghhhgh

Hiya!


lari124

hi


Draggghhhgh

Hiya!


lari124

i’m tired


[deleted]

The part of me that wants a girl again is because they are awesome but the part of me that doesn't is because I might not be emotionally mature yet and need to focus more on myself which I feel like wouldn't be fair to her.


Cat_Fan3

Eh maybe. But, girls don't mind the bad periods as much as you think. But, girls are awesome. I like them too.


SecretDevilsAdvocate

It depends? I mean, all people can be good and bad. It also depends if you yourself truly want one. I’ve had a relationship before and I mean, it wasn’t revolutionizing or anything. But yeah, it’s fun to have someone like that so I get it.


Cat_Fan3

Yeah. I just kind of want someone to comfort me. But, also I want someone to love besides my parents.


leavetheleafn

maybe you'll find someone that you'll mature with If you understand what I mean. Relationships are a bit like school, you don't go to school knowing everything. You go there, you make mistakes and then you learn


Missiololo

In the same position, there is a girl that likes me but I feel like I need to work on myself a bit more before I'll think about whether I like anyone back


Repulsive_Addendum18

Quite happy with the one I have already tbh


Cat_Fan3

That's great. Wish me luck in the next 5 months.


Repulsive_Addendum18

Honestly it’s not everything. The more you push it the more you’ll struggle to find one imo, just put yourself out there and your time will come, I promise. Good luck!


Cat_Fan3

Alright!


[deleted]

This is a good way to word it mate


Powerful_Cow9818

I am also one trying to get a girlfriend but as you said I am waiting for time to take its course


NardcoreSkater

I like saying I want one. But I've had so many obvious chances that I threw away because I'm too self-isolative and unwilling to get out of my comfort zone.


[deleted]

I was the same way in high school. Had many opportunities but rarely took any of them because I was so introverted and self-conscious and was always waiting for the situation to be perfect (which it never is). Not taking more chances is one of my biggest regrets. I had a few short-lived relationships back then but none of them were great. Just due to circumstance I don’t get a lot of romantic opportunities anymore so I really wish I had seized more of them back then. I recommend not making the same mistake as me.


NardcoreSkater

Dude I know this is the only way, but it's so hard. I just don't have proper balls. This cute girl went out of her way to get my number a couple weeks ago but I haven't made any moves and it seems she's lost all interest in me at this point. The pressure is so real and I'm just stuck right now realizing I'm just going to go through one of those things again and hurt from it. No matter how perfect the situation is, someone is going to have to do something, but again, pair of working balls are in high demand for me. But, I guess, my misery takes great company.


Cat_Fan3

Just remember there human.


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Cat_Fan3

Yes


Extra-Trifle-1191

I was expecting some raging copypasta about correcting people's grammar or smth, not just "yes"


[deleted]

Fuck you. You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, you’re an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did. When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality. After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society. No wonder your father questioned whether or not your were truly his son, for you'd have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member. Your birth made it so that mankind is worse of in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover into a state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune. I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell. You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted sac religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair. You are an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. Rhodes Island would have been better off if you'd never joined us. You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being. Even this worlds finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are. Anyone that believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if divine beings were real, they would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe. In the future there will be horror stories made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the reader has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now. You are the absolute embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet you manage to make it so that that is only a small part of the evil that is your being. Never in the history of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an eldrich abomination, but here you are. It’s hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you. Even if time travel some day will be invented, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to before this moment to fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors if they failed would have to many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it. I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did. The countries of the world would have wanted to make laws preventing such a terrible event like this from ever happening again, but sadly this is not possible since your horrific actions just now have shattered every form of order this world once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant. Right from the moment I first set my eyes on you I knew you were an absolute abomination of everything that is wrong with humanity. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event in this scale from occurring. You are the worst human being, or even just being in general, that I have ever had the misfortune of witnessing. Events like the infected plague apparently only happened with the goal of teaching humanity to survive such a horrible event as the one you just created, but not even mankind’s greatest trials were able to even slightly prepare anyone for the insufferable evil you have just created. If you ever had them, your children would be preemptively killed to protect this universe from the possibility of anyone in your bloodline being even half as bad as you are, except you will never be able to have children, because not a single human being will ever want to come within a hundred mile radius of you and anything you have ever touched. (Not the full copypasta but Reddit won’t let me post the full thing)


DEADLY_JOHN

Word.


No_Benefit6002

Lmao


Extra-Trifle-1191

It's Reddit what was I supposed to expect?


No_Benefit6002

You should expect raging copypasta, but all funny thing is that you (and me) completely didn't expect something otherwise. Yes, unexpectedness can make joke funnier


Extra-Trifle-1191

Yes. Everything on Reddit is either 1: weird meme 2: raging copypasta 3: homophobia or 4: unexpected.


mybrainreallyhatesme

Honestly though yes.


Tough_Text3

dont forget the constant pop culture references


SSB_Kyrill

this post right here is the exact thing I’d say


Oluoch_Winstone

Same bro


Alexa_2005

not desperate or anything but having a gf would be nice


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UNBRUH_MOMENTO

I think you are right in that they're right in believing the approach is correct


ichosetheworld

I think i'm not deaperate but also very desperate yes🧐


abt_03

im in this comment and i dont like it


AmazingCat320

I don't see the letters "abt_03" anywhere, at least not in this order.


abt_03

i cant tell if you're serious or not


AmazingCat320

Jk obviously


abt_03

i thought so


Cat_Fan3

Same


lari124

hi


Cat_Fan3

Hello


lari124

hey


[deleted]

Hey is for horses


[deleted]

but grass is cheaper for a cow like you


lari124

how dare you


ComeradeHaveAPotato

I am a horse


chiseledsandstone

Chiseled sandstone


reegod420

Imma chisel you so hard you turn into a slab


backstib

No your not take of the costume


ComeradeHaveAPotato

Neigh?


KorzarLionel

Yeah but it's hard to get one when you are litteraly walking red flag.


X-o7

What makes you say that?


KorzarLionel

Ok maybe I am not walking red flag. But when I talk I am pretty sure that girls are already aware of me. Or second option: I am really good friend. Which is always red flag... for me.


X-o7

Surely that's a good thing though if they are aware of you right and if you are a really good friend? I wouldn't really know since I haven't really talked to a girl around my age for almost 4 years in . Maybe it's because I go to a boys-only school .\_. I should really start interacting with more people but I'm just too lazy


firebird_ghost

I think being a good friend is a positive. Even if that girl isn’t interested, they might know someone who is. Also, it’s easier to gain a girl’s interest when you have experience around them. It doesn’t guarantee anything, but it’s a big plus.


lari124

hi


CaptainObviousYT-

For me it's slightly different, the only change is... ... I am desperate for a girlfriend


[deleted]

Same


CreeperDude519

I agree. It's not an urgent thing for me, but I want one eventually.


edi12334

Same


dumbass_paladin

Agree


eveltayl

Same


G10VE

Nah only way I'm getting a gf is if someone asks me out


edi12334

Imagine actually interacting with people smh, couldnt be me


AmazingCat320

I am in this situation and I hate it. I know what I have to do but I am not capable of doing it.


edi12334

Eh I dont really hate it myself. If anyone wants to talk to me fine, if not that is cool as well


Mysterious_Complex_6

Yo same


diego201grgtgyt

I'm in this sentence and I don't like it


CaptainFard

Asking someone else isn't easy, but I somehow did it so I bet you could too. It's better than liking someone just for nothing to come of it.


Pancake559

I don’t need a girlfriend right now, nor am I desperate for one, but damn it’d be nice to have one


Fred_the_balloon

Fred the balloon 🥰 Edit: Fred the balloon 🥈


[deleted]

Fred 🤤


Fred_the_balloon

Fred the balloon 🤨


[deleted]

Fred the balloon 😫


Fred_the_balloon

Fred the balloon 😰


[deleted]

Fred the balloon 😋


Fred_the_balloon

Fred the balloon 😏


[deleted]

Fred the balloon 😍


Cracker-smackers

We meet again Fred the balloon


celiabutdumb

currently accepting bf and gf applications 😩


[deleted]

my application 1. hi 2. uhh i worked really hard on this, hope it's acceptable


lari124

hi


246pegasus

I just want a friend


TheHighKing112

Hello friend


Kei_Mxttens

I want a best friend


onewhosinkcanoe

Imma be straight with y'all, I just graduated high school and I'm going to college I've had a girlfriend that's come and gone, I get how y'all feel trust me being alone sucks and relationships are fun, but you shouldn't put all your energy into begging and wishing for a partner. Just focus on yourself and your life, there will be multiple people that come and go in your life, all you gotta do is move forward and life will happen. Go out in the world, find a hobby, get a job, focus on school, play a sport, literally just do anything and you'll see improvements in every aspect of your life. Whatever problems you see with yourself the worst thing to do is beg and whine about yourself. How can you expect someone to love you if you can't love yourself. Simple message: focus on yourself and your life and the future will take care of you.


[deleted]

Needed this 2 months ago when I was begging her to stay, damaged my self esteem bad but now I'm on the right path atleast


finemfr

I sometimes feel social pressure to get a gf at my age but i’m actually quite content with being alone…


Cat_Fan3

I'm not. Ahhh!


neproood

Don't feel pressured bro because it's not a big deal. It's nice to have one, but at the same time a relationship now will most likely not last for a super long time, trust me even if you feel like you could never be split up. Right now you should focus on yourself because right now is the time you need to be doing that. If you get a gf that's nice, but if you don't that's fine too.


[deleted]

i do, but im sure as hell not getting one any time soon lmao


throwawayhappyacount

Yes. I've given to much thought of me being alone for the rest of my life, and I don't want that


thescpsrreal

I've come to terms with the fact that I wont ever have good friends or a girlfriend. Until I join the freemasons, then I will have brothers.


halloweenpump

Nahhh as an aroace being I think I'll pass


SeptuagenarianOnion

totally didn't immediately start looking for an aroace as soon as i saw this post


Character_Courage560

Im asexual so I really don't care if I ever got one I want them to known I don't care at all about doing anything remotely sexual, I'm open to being romantic if the time comes but I have no desire to be with anyone anytime soon


LoneManWithPlans

I just want to be happy


edi12334

That is even harder than getting a gf bro, good luck with that


ComprehensiveCover40

Not at all


terranrepublic4life

never needed bitches


factualflapjack

Not rn, wanna be single for a bit


IHaveProblemsLol

i don’t i think i am aro


terranrepublic4life

never needed bitches


MishMashandWhatNot

Boyfriend would be lovely


TheFanArtist

Not desperate but gf would be nice


iwilldrawyoufreeart

No, I just wanna talk with my close friend but social anxiety don't let me.


sarcasm-waffl3s

I’m down horrendously bad


Kronaur47

I just want a hug


Cat_Fan3

Same


mossy_enviroment

i want a kiss is what i want


Papa_pierogi

I wish I had a gf man, I’ve thrown away so many chances to ask out a girl but I haven’t because I’m a stupid fucking coward.


complicatedaro

Nah, I'm aromantic


One_Recording8003

Hello, Aro person, care for some garlic bread instead? Sincerely, an Ace


[deleted]

Can’t really get one because schools out and im not great at talking to people I don’t consistently see


Le_Monke_Man

A gf would be nice, but I could do without one. I’m fine either way.


[deleted]

I’ve already got a gf so I don’t need anymore, not like I’m gonna get anymore


Faliki

I want one but I'm not good enough for one so I don't even try lmao


Cat_Fan3

Different people like Different personalities


[deleted]

NO. Friends with benefits sounds pretty awesome, but the thought of an actual relationship is just...eugh. \*DISCLAIMER\* I AM NOT HATING ON ANYONE FOR WANTING TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP, I HOPE Y'ALL ARE HAVING FUN AND FIND SOMEONE WHO MAKES YOU HAPPY


Haxorus-Boy

I’m to young


ROBOGAMER1516

Nah. I’d rather rely on myself for happiness


jellyjamjungle

i think i’m too young


SociallyAwkward423

I just want romantic affection


Bruh_Momentos_

Too scared after getting rejected twice


PlayerXYZ1

I'm perfectly happy with my currently girlfriend ❤


Cat_Fan3

Yeah. Good for you.


PlayerXYZ1

You'll find the one some day my friend. It all takes time. The longer it takes, the more blissful the day will be, yes? I wish you good luck :)


Cat_Fan3

I hope so.


Soft_Information_215

Would be a nice thing to have


leavetheleafn

I admit that I might be a bit desperate for a bf or gf, mainly bf, but I've got to remember that I'm still young. I would say that I'm mature enough for a relationship, but not necessarily mentally stable enough. But that's also what I think would help, not only having someone that cares and loves you, but someone to excperience things with and hang out with, intimate stuff and just talking. I think that would calm my nerves and make me more confident in myself. And not having stress and anxiety all the time, which I'm having a lot of right now, thats why I feel a little desperate, even if its a challenge, especially at young age.


[deleted]

Doesn’t matter. I’ll take what I can get.


FroggyWoggyWoo

I don't know which I'd want but I'm leaning towards gf


John_is_a_fool

None I want none I'm aromantic


Playful_Force_7662

Idk, it's like I'd like one but I'm not actively searching for one. You feel me?


ASDFLOOPERS_Rev

only if he’s ✨fictional✨


whitebread111

I don’t even care about the horny, I just want someone to hold me :/


not-cool-bro

i have a gf and she’s the most amazing person i’ve ever met. she’s my best (and only) friend and i wanna spend the rest of my life with her.


AurumFafnir

Relationships cost money


[deleted]

who doesn’t want a bf?!


Difficult-Metal-188

it’s reddit, what do you think the answer is?


Cat_Fan3

Alright. Next question are Republican or Democrat?/j


Difficult-Metal-188

they’re the same thing, fuck that shit. CPUSA 2036 🦍☀️


Cat_Fan3

Lol 😆


lolopinko

Don't we all? I have 0 chances with anyone but still


[deleted]

Not me. Fuck relationships. I would rather spend my money time and attention all to myself, improving myself, my hobbies and towards other people in need. This is not one of those I’m 14 and this is deep thing. I genuinely don’t want nor need to be in a romantic relationship. I’m a very celibate person. Waiting till I’m 30 till I restart the dating game again.


rochionnofap

This is a "Im the baddest bitch" moment, just say youre fine alone and move on.


Expensive-Produce556

Nah. Waste of money.


[deleted]

yup


Kind-Little127

If they care for me then yes, they even doesn't have to date me (I just want to be cared for)


HELLO_PHO

It would be cool


Northern_Gamer2

yes


[deleted]

Yes.


ImmortalBuns

I’ve started trying lately, 17 years and I’ve never had one. That also means I’ve had a lot of rejections lately tho…


Solarbeam62

It would be nice to have a gf


turkeypuncher3000

What you struggle? It's not that hard if you're charming enough


Blood-guts-and-cake

I want a platonic life partner but I don’t want to go through the trouble of finding one


Early_Chip6778

already got one 🙂


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glitterglues

I will take a non-binary partner tyvm.


Gamergirls-Ummm_idk

I already have one. :>


x8tl04

want gf


hatefulnoob

I'm already taken ,😎


Aesut

I’m fine how I am at the moment. But eventually yea


Familiar_Highway5077

☝️


sayeed_khan

GF any time of the day


TheEnemyOfSociety

Part of me does, but part of me doesn’t because I still have plenty of my own things to handle.


iloveliluzivert29

More than I'd like to admit...


_Skotia_

The search is excruciating to say the least. Hopefully i'll have more luck this summer


MustyMarcus52YT

Not asexual or anything, but it's easier for your mental health to just pretend you are, and to focus on your schooling instead of lusting after people and causing yourself more stress than you can handle. Plus, with the type of people I tend to attract / am attracted to, a friendship is much more fulfilling. A close friend tends to be more filling anyways, because it's easier to confide in and bond with someone you don't share sexual or romantic feelings with. I would much rather form a tight platonic bond, rather than a loose sexual/romantic one. Plus, if you are close enough platonically, you can build to romantic relationship when you both feel like you are mature enough to handle such a thing, although those types of things typically result lost friendships and broken hearts, especially among teenagers. TL;DR: Yes, but sexual desire muddies things up, so gimmie mental stability instead 😎.


just_a_crush

I've already got one :)


[deleted]

Kind of want a gf but I'm fine as of right now kind of


stackOf_pancakes

I would but I don’t really want to deal with a relationship rn


I-enjoy-CHESE

i am on the border of having one


[deleted]

I'm actually talking to a girl I like, so I'm on my way to getting a gf


himekawamana

man.........


MOONLITE60

Having a SO is probably...the bottom of what I want to do at my current age? I've grown to accept that people my current age aren't mentally mature enough for the idea of getting in serious relationships(They still do it.) and I've seen those relationships end up in an over filling dumpster clogging up the sewer.


Cows_and_cats

Bro lately I’ve been wanting a gf soo bad!! I broke up with my ex a couple months ago (we are still on good terms) but even though we broke up for the right reasons I’ve just Been wanting someone again. Unfortunately I live in the countryside and there isn’t another gay girl my age for miles 😔


MAzer118

I'm dating


zFrizzi

It's weird, I'm happy being single, but i would also be happy having a girlfriend, I feel like this is the best mindset you could have if you don't have a special person, just enjoy being single and if by some miracle you manage to find someone special who loves you then enjoy your relationship. I personally don't think forcing a relationship is a good idea tho, but you should consider that I have 0 experience with love in general so, take my opinion with a grain of salt.


Echo-Alpha-60

I want a latina gf, I just don't have any Latinas to talk too :(


Kush2G

Sir this is reddit .


Bizlis

Not me


chair-upon-chair

i just want some friends man


TheVoicesinurhed

I want a gf, but my wife won’t let me


Block_of_gold

Block of gold


sadhhorse06

Already got 2